Jane McGonigal: Massively multi-player... thumb-wrestling?

Prevoditelj: Mislav Ante Omazić - EFZG Recezent: Tilen Pigac - EFZG

Today I am going to teach you

Danas ću vas naučiti

how to play my favorite game:

igrati svoju omiljenu igru:

massively multiplayer thumb-wrestling.

masivno višeigračko hrvanje palčevima.

It's the only game in the world that I know of

To je jedina igra na svijetu za koju znam

that allows you, the player,

da vam, kao igraču pruža

the opportunity to experience

priliku da doživite iskustvo

10 positive emotions in 60 seconds or less.

10 pozitivnih emocija u 60 sekundi ili manje.

This is true, so if you play this game with me today

To je istina, pa ako je odigrate sa mnom danas

for just one single minute,

na samo jednu minutu,

you will get to feel joy, relief, love, surprise,

osjetit ćete radost, olakšanje, ljubav, iznenađenje,

pride, curiosity, excitement, awe and wonder,

ponos, znatiželju, uzbuđenje, strahopoštovanje i čuđenje,

contentment, and creativity,

zadovoljstvo i kreativnost,

all in the span of one minute.

sve u rasponu jedne minute.

So this sounds pretty good, right? Now you're willing to play.

Zvuči prilično dobro, zar ne? Sada se želite igrati.

In order to teach you this game,

Kako bih vas naučila ovu igru,

I'm going to need some volunteers

bit će mi potrebno nekoliko dobrovoljaca

to come up onstage really quickly,

da brzo dođu na pozornicu,

and we're going to do a little hands-on demo.

pa ćemo napraviti malu demonstraciju.

While they're coming up, I should let you know,

Dok oni dolaze, reći ću vam da je

this game was invented 10 years ago

ovu igru prije 10 godina izmislila

by an artists' collective in Austria named Monochrom.

grupa umjetnika iz Australije pod imenom Monochrom.

So thank you, Monochrom.

Stoga, hvala Monochrom.

Okay, so most people are familiar

Većina ljudi je upoznata

with traditional, two-person thumb-wrestling.

s tradicionalnim hrvanjem palčevima, za dvije osobe.

Sunni, let's just remind them.

Sunni, podsjetimo ih.

One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war, and we wrestle,

Jedan, dva, tri, četiri, Objavljujem rat palčevima i hrvanje počinje,

and of course Sunni beats me because she's the best.

i naravno, Sunni me pobijedi jer je najbolja.

Now the first thing about massively multiplayer thumb-wrestling,

Prva stvar kod masivnog višeigračkog hrvanja palčevima

we're the gamer generation.

je to da smo mi generacija "gamera" (igrača).

There are a billion gamers on the planet now,

Na svijetu sada postoji milijarda "gamera",

so we need more of a challenge.

tako da nam treba veći izazov.

So the first thing we need is more thumbs.

Prva stvar koja nam treba je više palčeva.

So Eric, come on over.

Eric, dođi ovdje.

So we could get three thumbs together,

Možemo spojiti tri palca zajedno,

and Peter could join us.

i Peter nam se može pridružiti.

We could even have four thumbs together,

Možemo čak i četiri palca zajedno spojiti,

and the way you win

i način na koji pobjeđujete

is you're the first person to pin someone else's thumb.

jest da ste prva osoba koja će poklopiti nečiji palac.

This is really important. You can't, like,

To je jako važno. Ne možete,

wait while they fight it out and then swoop in at the last minute.

čekati dok se oni bore i onda poklopiti nečiji palac u zadnjem trenu.

That is not how you win.

To nije način na koji ćete pobijediti.

Ah, who did that? Eric you did that.

Ah, tko je to? Eric je to napravio.

So Eric would have won. He was the first person to pin my thumb.

Dakle Eric bi pobijedio. On je bio prva osoba koja je poklopila palac.

Okay, so that's the first rule,

OK, dakle prvo je pravilo,

and we can see that three or four

i možemo vidjeti da su tri ili četiri

is kind of the typical number of thumbs in a node,

na neki način tipičan broj palčeva u čvoru,

but if you feel ambitious, you don't have to hold back.

ali ako se osjećate ambiciozno, ne morate se suzdržavati.

We can really go for it.

Zaista se možemo razuzdati.

So you can see up here.

Dakle ovdje možete vidjeti.

Now the only other rule you need to remember is,

Sada, jedino drugo pravllo kojeg se morate sjetiti je,

gamer generation, we like a challenge.

"gamer" generacija voli izazove.

I happen to notice you all have

Primjetila sam da svi imate

some thumbs you're not using.

palčeve koje ne koristite.

So I think we should kind of get some more involved.

Mislim kako bismo ih još trebali uključiti.

And if we had just four people,

I kada bismo imali samo četvero ljudi,

we would do it just like this,

napravili bismo nešto poput ovoga,

and we would try and wrestle

pokušali bismo i hrvali se

both thumbs at the same time.

s oba palca u isto vrijeme.

Perfect.

Savršeno.

Now, if we had more people in the room,

Kada bismo imali više ljudi u sobi,

instead of just wrestling in a closed node,

umjesto da se hrvamo u zatvorenom čvoru

we might reach out and try and grab some other people.

mogli bismo posegnuti i pokušati uključiti druge ljude.

And in fact, that's what we're going to do right now.

I u stvari, to je ono što ćemo napraviti sada.

We're going to try and get all, something like,

Pokušati ćemo uključiti sve, negdje oko,

I don't know, 1,500 thumbs in this room

ne znam, 1.500 palčeva u ovoj sobi

connected in a single node.

spojeni u jedan čvor.

And we have to connect both levels,

I moramo se povezati na obje razine,

so if you're up there, you're going to be

dakle ako ste tamo, posegnuti ćete

reaching down and reaching up.

dolje i gore.

Now — (Laughter) —

Sada -- (smijeh) --

before we get started --

prije nego što počnemo --

This is great. You're excited to play. —

Ovo je sjajno. Uzbuđeni ste oko igre. --

before we get started, can I have the slides back up here really quick,

prije nego što počnemo, mogu li brzo dobiti slajdove ovdje gore,

because if you get good at this game,

jer ako ste dobri u ovoj igri,

I want you to know there are some advanced levels.

htjela bih vam pokazati kako postoje neke napredne razine.

So this is the kind of simple level, right?

Dakle ovo je jednostavna razina, dobro?

But there are advanced configurations.

Ali postoje neke napredne konfiguracije.

This is called the Death Star Configuration.

Ova konfiguracija se zove "Zvijezda smrti".

Any Star Wars fans?

Imamo li "Star Wars" ljubitelja?

And this one's called the Möbius Strip.

A ova se zove Möbius traka.

Any science geeks, you get that one.

Ako ste ljubitelj znanosti, shvatiti ćete.

This is the hardest level. This is the extreme.

Ovo je najteža razina. Ovo je ekstremno.

So we'll stick with the normal one for now,

Dakle mi ćemo se držati normalne za sada,

and I'm going to give you 30 seconds,

i dati ću vam 30 sekundi,

every thumb into the node,

svi palčevi u čvor,

connect the upper and the lower levels,

povežite se na gornjoj i donjoj razini,

you guys go on down there.

vi odite dolje.

Thirty seconds. Into the network. Make the node.

30 sekundi. U mrežu. Napravite čvor.

Stand up! It's easier if you stand up.

Ustanite! Jednostavnije je ako ustanete.

Everybody, up up up up up!

Svi gore, gore, gore, gore!

Stand up, my friends.

Ustanite, moji prijatelji.

All right.

Dobro.

Don't start wrestling yet.

Nemojte se još početi hrvati.

If you have a free thumb, wave it around,

Ako imate slobodan palac mašite s njime,

make sure it gets connected.

osigurajte da se spoji.

Okay. We need to do a last-minute thumb check.

OK. Moramo napraviti posljednju provjeru palčeva.

If you have a free thumb, wave it around to make sure.

Ako imate slobodni palac, mašite njime.

Grab that thumb!

Zgrabite palac!

Reach behind you. There you go.

Posegnite iza sebe. Eto ga.

Any other thumbs?

Imamo li još palčeva?

Okay, on the count of three, you're going to go.

OK, brojati ću do tri i onda ćete krenuti.

Try to keep track. Grab, grab, grab it.

Pokušajte pratiti. Zgrabite ga, zgrabite, zgrabite.

Okay? One, two, three, go!

OK? Jedan, dva, tri, krenite!

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

Did you win? You got it? You got it? Excellent!

Jeste li pobijedili? Jeste li shvatili? Shvatili ste? Izvrsno!

(Applause)

(pljesak)

Well done. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Jako dobro. Hvala vam. Hvala vam puno.

All right.

Dobro.

While you are basking in the glow

Dok sjajite

of having won your first

u svojoj prvoj pobijedi u

massively multiplayer thumb-wrestling game,

masivnoj višeigračkoj borbi palčevima,

let's do a quick recap on the positive emotions.

napravimo brzu rekapitulaciju pozitivnih emocija.

So curiosity.

Dakle znatiželja.

I said "massively multiplayer thumb-wrestling."

Rekla sam "masivno višeigračko hrvanje palčevima".

You were like, "What the hell is she talking about?"

Vaša reakcije je vjerojatno bila, "O čemu dovraga ona to govori?"

So I provoked a little curiosity.

Dakle isprovocirala sam malo znatiželje.

Creativity: it took creativity to solve the problem

Kreativnost: trebala je kreativnost kako biste riješili problem

of getting all the thumbs into the node.

spajanja palčeva u čvor.

I'm reaching around and I'm reaching up.

Posežem okolo i posežem gore.

So you used creativity. That was great.

Dakle koristili ste kreativnost. To je bilo sjajno.

How about surprise? The actual feeling

Što je s iznenađenjem? Stvarni osjećaj

of trying to wrestle two thumbs at once is pretty surprising.

da se odjednom hrvate s dva palca je prilično iznenađujuč.

You heard that sound go up in the room.

Čuli ste kako se taj zvuk širi dvoranom.

We had excitement. As you started to wrestle,

Imali smo uzbuđenje. Kada ste se počeli hrvati,

maybe you're starting to win or this person's, like, really into it,

možda ste počeli dobivati ili gubiti, bili ste stvarno u tome,

so you kind of get the excitement going.

tako da se uzbuđenje prenosilo.

We have relief. You got to stand up.

Imali smo olakšanje. Morali ste se ustati.

You've been sitting for awhile, so the physical relief,

Sjedili ste neko vrijeme, dakle fizičko olakšanje,

getting to shake it out.

morali ste to otresti.

We had joy. You were laughing, smiling. Look at your faces. This room is full of joy.

Imali smo radost. Smijali ste se, osmjehivali. Pogledajte vaša lica. Ova dvorana je puna radosti.

We had some contentment.

Imali smo zadovoljstvo.

I didn't see anybody sending text messages or checking their email while we were playing,

Nisam nikoga vidjela da je slao sms poruke ili provjeravao svoju e-poštu dok ste se igrali,

so you were totally content to be playing.

dakle bili ste potpuno zadovoljni dok ste se igrali.

The most important three emotions,

Najvažnija tri osjećaja,

awe and wonder, we had everybody connected physically for a minute.

strah i čuđenje, bili smo svi fizički povezani na minutu.

When was the last time you were at TED

Kada ste zadnji puta bili na TED-u

and you got to connect physically with every single person in the room?

i morali ste se fizički povezati sa svakom osobom u prostoriji?

And it's truly awesome and wondrous.

A to je stvarno sjajno i čudesno.

And speaking of physical connection,

Govoreći o fizičkoj povezanosti,

you guys know I love the hormone oxytocin,

vi znate da ja volim hormon oksitocin,

you release oxytocin, you feel bonded to everyone in the room.

oslobađate oksitocin, osjećate se povezani sa svima u prostoriji.

You guys know that the best way to release oxytocin quickly

Vi znate kako je najbolji način za brzo lučenje oksitocina,

is to hold someone else's hand for at least six seconds.

držati nekoga za ruku najmanje šest sekundi.

You guys were all holding hands for way more than six seconds,

Vi ste se svi držali ruke bitno duže od šest sekundi,

so we are all now biochemically primed

dakle svi smo sada biokemijski spremni

to love each other. That is great.

voliti druge. To je sjajno.

And the last emotion of pride.

I zadnji osjećaj, ponos.

How many people are like me. Just admit it.

Koliko ljudi je poput mene. Jednostavno priznajte.

You lost both your thumbs.

Izgubili ste u obje igre.

It just didn't work out for you.

Jednostavno vam nije išlo.

That's okay, because you learned a new skill today.

To je OK, jer ste naučili novu vještinu danas.

You learned, from scratch, a game you never knew before.

Naučili ste je od nule, igru koju niste znali prije.

Now you know how to play it. You can teach other people.

Sada znate kako ju igrati. Sada možete naučiti druge ljude.

So congratulations.

Dakle, čestitam.

How many of you won just won thumb?

Koliko vas je imalo pobjednički palac?

All right. I have very good news for you.

Dobro. Imam jako dobre vijesti za vas.

According to the official rules

Prema službenim pravilima

of massively multiplayer thumb-wrestling,

masivnog višeigračkog hrvanja palčevima,

this makes you a grandmaster of the game.

to vas čini velikim majstorima igre.

Because there aren't that many people who know how to play,

Zbog toga što nema jako puno ljudi koji znaju ovu igru,

we have to kind of accelerate the program

moramo na neki način ubrzati program

more than a game like chess.

više nego igre poput šaha.

So congratulations, grandmasters.

Dakle čestitam, veliki majstori.

Win one thumb once, you will become a grandmaster.

Pobijedite samo s jednim palcem i postajete velikim majstorima.

Did anybody win both their thumbs?

Je li itko od vas pobijedio s oba palca?

Yes. Awesome. Okay.

Da. Sjajno. OK.

Get ready to update your Twitter or Facebook status.

Spremite se obnoviti statuse na Twitteru i Facebooku.

You guys, according to the rules,

Vi ste, prema pravilima,

are legendary grandmasters, so congratulations.

legendarni veliki majstori, čestitam.

I will just leave you with this tip, if you want to play again.

Dati ću vam samo jedan savijet, ako želite igrati ponovno.

The best way to become a legendary grandmaster,

Najbolji način da postanete legendarni veliki majstor,

you've got your two nodes going on.

je da imate dva čvora koja pratite.

Pick off the one that looks easiest.

Uzmite onaj koji vam se čini jednostavnijim.

They're not paying attention. They look kind of weak.

Oni ne obračaju pažnju. Izgledaju slabo.

Focus on that one and do something crazy

Fokusirajte se na taj i radite nešto ludo

with this arm.

s drugom rukom.

As soon as you win, suddenly stop.

Čim pobijedite, naglo stanite.

Everybody is thrown off. You go in for the kill.

Svi će ostati zabezeknuti. A vi samo pobijedite.

That's how you become a legendary grandmaster of massively multiplayer thumb-wrestling.

To je najbolji način da postanete legendarni veliki majstori masivnog višeigračkog hrvanja palčevima.

Thank you for letting me teach you my favorite game.

Hvala vam što se mi dozvolili da vas naučim moju omiljenu igru.

Wooo! (Applause)

Vuuuuu! (pljesak)

Thank you. (Applause)

Hvala vam. (pljesak)