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翻译人员: Gallego Pang
校对人员: Wang Qian
00:25
♫ Feminists don't have a sense of humor. ♫
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♫女权主义者没有幽默感。♫
00:32
♫ Feminists just want to be alone -- boo hoo, hoo, hoo. ♫
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♫女权主义者只想独身。Boo hoo, hoo, hoo.♫
00:39
♫ Feminists spread vicious lies and rumors. ♫
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♫女权主义者散步恶毒的谎言和谣传♫
00:44
♫ They have a tumor on their funny bone. ♫
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♫在她们的追求快乐骨子里有一颗毒瘤。♫
00:51
♫ They say child molestation isn't funny -- ha, ha, ha, ha. ♫
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♫她们认为小孩的扰闹不是一种乐趣。哈……哈……哈……哈……。♫
00:59
♫ Rape and degradation's just a crime -- lighten up, ladies. ♫
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♫强奸和堕落仅仅是犯罪——轻松点，女士们。♫
01:06
♫ Rampant prostitution's sex for money -- what’s wrong with that? ♫
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♫卖淫猖獗，钱色交易——这有什么错呢？♫
01:12
♫ Can't these chicks do anything but whine? ♫
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♫难到这些小妞就只能哭哭啼啼吗？♫
01:18
♫ Dance break! Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫
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♫跳舞吧。哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……♫
01:27
♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫
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♫哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……♫
01:29
♫ Woo-hoo! ♫
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♫Woo-hoo！♫
01:31
♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da -- ♫
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♫哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……♫
01:35
♫ yeah, take it off. ♫
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♫耶，脱掉♫
01:38
♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, dum. ♫
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♫哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……dum♫
01:44
♫ They say cheap objectification isn’t witty -- it’s hot! ♫
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♫她们认为卑微的现实生活是无趣的——是艰难的！♫
01:52
♫ Equal work and wages worth the fight -- ♫
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♫平等的工作和工资值得去争取♫
01:57
♫ sing us a new one. ♫
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♫给我们唱一首新的。♫
01:59
♫ On-demand abortion every city -- OK, but no gun control. ♫
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♫每个城市可随心堕胎——（但）没有枪械管制♫
02:06
♫ Won’t these women ever get a life? ♫
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♫这些妇女将永远得不到生活吗？♫
02:12
♫ Feminists don’t have a sense of humor -- poor Hillary. ♫
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♫女权主义者毫无幽默感——可怜的希拉里♫
02:20
♫ Feminists and vegetarians -- make mine a Big Mac. ♫
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♫女权主义者和素食主义者——给我做一个大汉堡。♫
02:27
♫ Feminists spread vicious lies and rumors. ♫
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♫女权主义者散布恶毒的谎言和谣传。♫
02:32
♫ They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham, ♫
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♫她们过于敏感，永远不能成为一个火腿。♫
02:39
♫ that's why these feminists just need to find a man. ♫
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♫这是这些女权主义者需要找一个男人的原因。♫
02:44
♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫
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♫哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……哒……♫
02:50
I’m Dennis Kucinich and I approved this message.
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♫我是丹尼斯．库辛尼奇（美国众议院议员），我批准了这些言论。♫
02:56
Thank you.
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谢谢！
02:58
(Applause)
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（掌声）
03:01
Thank you.
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谢谢
03:03
(Applause)
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（掌声）
03:06
Thank you.
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谢谢
03:09
I asked my mother, you know, should I say anything in support of anyone?
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我问过我妈妈，我需要如人们期望的那样说话吗？
03:13
And she said, "Oh no! Just dis everybody, except Ralph Nader."
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她说：“不！随意藐视任何人，除了拉尔夫纳德（Ralph Nader）。”
03:19
(Laughter)
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（笑声）
03:25
♫ I could show the world how to smile, ♫
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♫我可以看到世界是怎么微笑的。♫
03:30
♫ I could be glad all of the while. ♫
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♫我将永远快乐。♫
03:40
♫ I could turn the gray skies to blue, if I had you. ♫
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♫如果有你我能使灰色天空变蓝。♫
03:53
♫ I could leave the old days behind, ♫
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♫我将忘却过去的岁月。♫
03:59
♫ leave all my pals, I’d never mind. ♫
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♫离开我所有的伙伴儿，我也在所不惜。♫
04:09
♫ I could start my life all anew, if I had you. ♫
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♫如果有你，我将开始我崭新的生活。♫
04:22
♫ I could climb the snow-capped mountains, ♫
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♫我可以攀登雪山。♫
04:29
♫ sail the mighty ocean wide. ♫
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♫渡过宽阔的神秘海洋。♫
04:38
♫ I could cross the burning desert, if I had you by my side. ♫
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♫如果有你相伴，我可以穿越火热的沙漠。♫
04:51
♫ I could be a king, dear, uncrowned, humble or poor, rich or renowned. ♫
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♫亲爱的，我会成为无冕的国王，无论尊贵与卑微，无论富有与贫困。♫
05:07
♫ There is nothing I couldn’t do, if I had you. ♫
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♫如果有你，我还有何是事不成呢。♫
05:25
Thank you. Well, thank you so much.
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谢谢！非常感谢！
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