Nellie McKay: "Mother of Pearl" and "If I Had You"

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♫ Feminists don't have a sense of humor. ♫
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♫ Feminists just want to be alone -- boo hoo, hoo, hoo. ♫
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♫ Feminists spread vicious lies and rumors. ♫
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♫ They have a tumor on their funny bone. ♫
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♫ They say child molestation isn't funny -- ha, ha, ha, ha. ♫
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♫ Rape and degradation's just a crime -- lighten up, ladies. ♫
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♫ Rampant prostitution's sex for money -- what’s wrong with that? ♫
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♫ Can't these chicks do anything but whine? ♫
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♫ Dance break! Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫
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♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫
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♫ Woo-hoo! ♫
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♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da -- ♫
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♫ yeah, take it off. ♫
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♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, dum. ♫
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♫ They say cheap objectification isn’t witty -- it’s hot! ♫
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♫ Equal work and wages worth the fight -- ♫
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♫ sing us a new one. ♫
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♫ On-demand abortion every city -- OK, but no gun control. ♫
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♫ Won’t these women ever get a life? ♫
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♫ Feminists don’t have a sense of humor -- poor Hillary. ♫
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♫ Feminists and vegetarians -- make mine a Big Mac. ♫
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♫ Feminists spread vicious lies and rumors. ♫
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♫ They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham, ♫
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♫ that's why these feminists just need to find a man. ♫
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♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫
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I’m Dennis Kucinich and I approved this message.
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Thank you.
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(Applause)
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Thank you.
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(Applause)
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Thank you.
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I asked my mother, you know, should I say anything in support of anyone?
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And she said, "Oh no! Just dis everybody, except Ralph Nader."
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(Laughter)
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♫ I could show the world how to smile, ♫
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♫ I could be glad all of the while. ♫
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♫ I could turn the gray skies to blue, if I had you. ♫
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♫ I could leave the old days behind, ♫
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♫ leave all my pals, I’d never mind. ♫
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♫ I could start my life all anew, if I had you. ♫
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♫ I could climb the snow-capped mountains, ♫
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♫ sail the mighty ocean wide. ♫
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♫ I could cross the burning desert, if I had you by my side. ♫
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♫ I could be a king, dear, uncrowned, humble or poor, rich or renowned. ♫
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♫ There is nothing I couldn’t do, if I had you. ♫
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Thank you. Well, thank you so much.
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