How I became part sea urchin | Catherine Mohr

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翻译人员: Lipeng Chen 校对人员: jacks peng
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My story starts in the northern Galapagos Islands,
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我的故事始于北加拉帕戈斯群岛,
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under 50 feet of water and a big school of sharks.
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50英尺的水下,还有一大群鲨鱼。
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I'd been scuba diving with a group of friends for about a week,
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我已经和一群朋友用水肺 潜水了约一周时间,
一切都是那么美妙:
00:23
and it had been glorious:
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00:24
manta rays, whale sharks,
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蝠鲼、鲸鲨、
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penguins and, of course, hammerhead sharks.
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企鹅,当然还有双髻鲨。
00:30
Today's dive was particularly tricky.
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不过今天的潜水特别不顺。
00:34
The surge was terrible.
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水流太糟糕了。
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You had to have your camera rig tight in
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我不得不把相机抱在一边的腋下,
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and your arm out,
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并且伸出另一只手,
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because the surge kept throwing you into the rocks
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因为当我在拍那些漂亮的照片时,
水流一直把我往石头上推。
00:41
while you're scanning up for that beautiful photograph.
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00:43
It was going OK, until ...
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一开始还算顺利,渐渐地……
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not OK.
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情况就不那么乐观了。
00:47
Something was terribly, terribly wrong.
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糟糕,非常糟糕。
00:51
I pulled my hand back,
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我把手缩回来,
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and I had long, black sea urchin spines
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然后看到又长又黑的海胆刺
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all the way through my gloves,
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贯穿了我的防护手套,
00:57
which meant all the way through my hand.
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也就是说,刺穿了我的手。
01:00
Now, this is bad.
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这下糟糕了。
01:02
I mean, obviously when you have something all the way through your hand,
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不用说,有任何东西刺穿你的手的时候,
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it's kind of bad anyway,
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都挺糟糕的。
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but in this case, sea urchins have a venom on them that,
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但是现在的问题是,海胆上有一种毒素,
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if you've ever tangled with them,
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如果你与它们有过接触,
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you know that a sea urchin spine in you gives you horrible, painful inflammation.
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你就知道海胆刺会给你带来 可怕、痛苦的炎症。
01:17
But that wasn't even topmost in my mind at this point.
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但这并不是我此时脑中的头等大事。
01:20
This did not look real.
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这看上去不像是真的。
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I could not believe that this was my hand.
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我不相信这是我的手。
01:25
Now, in a crisis, I tend to disassociate into, like, little scientists,
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在遇到危机时,我的大脑通常会 表现得有点像个小小科学家,
01:29
and I start talking very analytically.
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说起话来分析得头头是道。
01:32
All analysis was gone, adrenaline brain kicked in,
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但当时,理性分析的大脑消失了, 而肾上腺素大脑出现了,
01:35
and I just yanked the spines out.
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我就直接把海胆刺猛地拔了出来。
01:38
I don't remember doing it.
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我甚至不记得我这么做了。
01:41
I just remember thinking, "I can't get my glove off with these in here."
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我只记得当时想着,“我可不能 把这些东西留在我的手套上。”
01:45
I do remember taking the glove off
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我记得当我脱下手套时,
01:47
and a big plume of black coming up in front of my face.
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我的眼前出现了一股黑色的物质。
01:51
And biologist brain now shows up and starts freaking out.
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现在,生物学大脑占了上风, 我突然有一些不知所措。
01:56
"How could all that toxin have gotten into that wound already?"
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“毒素怎么可能已经进入到了伤口中?”
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Well, physicist brain then shows up and very calmly explains,
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然后物理学大脑出现了, 非常冷静的解释道,
02:03
"No, no, no, we're at 50 feet,
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“不,不,不, 我们现在在水下50英尺,
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red wavelengths are attenuated.
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红光波长被削弱了。
02:06
That's blood -- not black.
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那是血——不是黑的。
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And sharks.
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头顶上还有鲨鱼。
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So what are you gonna do?"
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你现在打算怎么办?”
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Well, I cranked my cummerbund down really hard over my hand,
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于是,我把腹带紧紧的缠在了手上,
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and I simply swam away.
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然后就游开了。
02:23
"Let's let that big old cloud of blood dissipate a bit before we have to surface
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“在上浮并游向鲨鱼成群的水面之前,
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through all of these sharks."
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得先让那一大团血消散一些。”
02:30
So when I did surface,
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当我开始上浮时,
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my warm-blooded-mammal brain
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我那温血哺乳动物的大脑
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was in an absolute gibbering panic:
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已经慌乱到了极点:
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"They don't feed when they're schooling. They don't feed when they're schooling.
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“它们成群而游时不进食。 它们成群而游时不进食。
02:39
All the way up."
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只管向上游吧。”
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And they didn't.
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它们的确没有进食。
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So apparently, they have read the same books that I have.
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显然,鲨鱼和我读过一样的书。
02:45
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
02:47
Now, it turns out,
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事实是,
02:48
when you've been stabbed with sea urchin spines,
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如果你被海胆刺扎了,
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and you're two days away from any medical help,
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而且两天之内无法得到任何医疗救助,
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the thing that you've got to do is, unfortunately, cook your hand.
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很不幸,你能做的事情只有烫敷。
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So you put it in water as hot as you can stand,
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所以我把手放在所能承受的最烫的水里,
03:01
and you keep adding boiling water
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然后不断地加开水,
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until you think you will go absolutely insane.
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直到我觉得自己已经完全疯了。
03:06
Now, it worked --
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不过这个做法起效了——
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the hand itself did not work so well for several weeks after that,
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在那后的前几周,手还不太灵活,
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but eventually, fine motor skills returned.
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但最终,我那灵敏的手又回来了。
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All except for one spot, that stayed stiff and painful for weeks
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但有一处地方, 即使其他功能都逐渐恢复了,
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after the other things had gotten better.
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这里却仍然持续僵硬并疼痛了数周时间。
03:22
So it turned out, I'd broken off a tip of the urchin spine
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后来我发现,我把一小段海胆刺
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in the joint itself,
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留在了关节里,
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and that's why it wasn't getting better.
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这就是那一处没有好转的原因。
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So the orthopedist says, "You know, we should get this out.
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骨科医生说,“我们得把它取出来。
03:33
Nothing too urgent, not an emergency."
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不是很紧急,算不上很要紧的事。”
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So we scheduled a small surgery for a few weeks out on a Monday.
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所以我们定下在几周后的 周一做个小手术。
03:40
And on the Friday before,
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然而在约定日期的前一个周五,
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I broke my pelvis in a horseback riding accident.
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我在骑马时发生了事故,摔坏了骨盆。
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
03:47
Yeah.
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就是这么个尴尬的时间。
所以我们不得不推迟了那个手术。
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So we kind of postponed that surgery.
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03:52
My broken pelvis and I were now facing six weeks on the couch,
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我不得不带着破碎的骨盆 在沙发上躺上六周的时间,
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and I would have gone absolutely insane if it hadn't been for my friends.
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如果没有朋友们的陪伴, 我肯定早就疯了。
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Spontaneous parties broke out at my house every night for weeks.
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我的住处总在举办派对, 周周如此,夜夜如此。
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I was fed. I was entertained.
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我吃饱喝足,尽情享乐。
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It was great.
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简直太棒了。
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But that kind of enthusiasm is sort of hard to sustain over the long term,
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但是那种热情很难长期维持,
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and eventually it petered down to just one friend,
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最后只剩下了一个朋友,
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who would send me jokes during the day
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他白天会给我发笑话,
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and come and keep me company in the evenings --
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晚上会来陪伴我——
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someone I got to know a whole lot better during this period of convalescence.
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在康复期间,我更深入地了解了这个人。
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And when I was finally pronounced well enough
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当我被通知已经康复
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to do weight-bearing activities,
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并可以做负重活动时,
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we loaded a telescope in the car and drove up into the mountains
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我们在车里装了一个望远镜,开上了山,
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to look at the Hale–Bopp comet.
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一起仰望海尔-博普彗星。
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Yes, we are geeks.
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是的,我们蛮酷炫的。
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And got caught in a landslide.
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然后遇上了滑坡。
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
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I know -- like, really?
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我知道你们在想——这也太悲催了吧?
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No. Just kidding.
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其实这只是个玩笑。
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
04:46
No more disasters. No. Just the opposite, in fact.
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不要再有灾难了,我受够了。 事实上恰恰相反。
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That was 21 years ago,
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那是在21年前,
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and for 19 of those years,
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之后的19年里,
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I have been married to that marvelous introvert
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我嫁给了那个无与伦比的内向的他,
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who never in a million years would have approached me
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那个在其他任何情况下,
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under other circumstances.
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永远不可能主动接近我的人。
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We have a wonderful 14-year-old daughter,
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我们有了一个超级棒的14岁女儿,
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who did all my illustrations.
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她画了所有这些插图。
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(Cheers and applause)
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(欢呼和掌声)
是的。
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Yeah.
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05:07
So, pro tip:
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那么,给大家一些建议:
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apparently, nothing makes you sexier than needing a walker
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显然,没有比在第一次约会时 就需要一个助步车
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on your first date.
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更让你显得性感的事了。
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So this isn't a story about piercings
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所以这不是一个关于穿刺或是鲨鱼
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or sharks or boilings or breakings.
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或是煮东西或是骨折的故事。
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It's a love story.
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这是一个爱情故事。
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It's a love story with a funny little epilogue.
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这个爱情故事还有个有趣的尾声。
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Now I was weight-bearing again, I could reschedule that surgery,
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现在我又可以负重了, 我可以重新安排那个手术,
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get the spine out.
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把刺取出来。
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But I didn't need it anymore.
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但是我不再需要这个手术了。
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Turns out, when you break a bone,
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事实上,当你骨折时,
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your body scavenges calcium from all the bones in your body --
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你的身体会从你身上的 所有骨头汲取钙质——
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and from the little sea urchin spine that you happen to have lodged
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也会从那个手指关节中
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in the joint of your finger.
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不小心被刺入的海胆刺中汲取。
是的,
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So yes,
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my pelvis is now part sea urchin.
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现在我的骨盆有一部分是海胆了。
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
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So to biology brain, physicist brain,
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除了生物学大脑,物理学大脑,
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adrenaline brain, warm-blooded-mammal brain,
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肾上腺素大脑,温血哺乳动物大脑,
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I get to add "urchin brain,"
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我还要加一个“海胆大脑,”
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with all of the superpowers that that confers.
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用来表示它所赋予我的所有超能力。
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You don't need to worry, though:
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但你们不必担心:
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that I am not fully human is one of the things
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虽然我并不完全是个人类,
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that my family loves the most about me.
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但我的家人最爱我的正是这一点。
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
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Thank you very much.
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非常感谢。
06:10
(Applause)
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(掌声)
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