How I became part sea urchin | Catherine Mohr

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譯者: Lilian Chiu 審譯者: Ziyun Liao
00:12
My story starts in the northern Galapagos Islands,
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我的故事開始於北方的科隆群島,
00:16
under 50 feet of water and a big school of sharks.
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在水面下五十英呎, 和一大群鯊魚。
00:20
I'd been scuba diving with a group of friends for about a week,
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我和一群朋友已經 水肺潛水了大約一星期,
一切都是那麼美妙:
00:23
and it had been glorious:
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00:24
manta rays, whale sharks,
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鬼蝠魟、鯨鯊、
00:27
penguins and, of course, hammerhead sharks.
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企鵝,當然也少不了錘頭鯊。
00:30
Today's dive was particularly tricky.
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今天的潛水特別需要技巧。
00:34
The surge was terrible.
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海浪的狀況很糟。
00:35
You had to have your camera rig tight in
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你得要把攝影裝備綁好在內側,
00:37
and your arm out,
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一隻手伸出去,
00:38
because the surge kept throwing you into the rocks
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因為當你在尋找 可以拍攝的美景時,
00:41
while you're scanning up for that beautiful photograph.
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浪濤會不斷讓你撞上岩石。
00:43
It was going OK, until ...
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本來都還好,直到……
00:46
not OK.
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大事不妙。
00:47
Something was terribly, terribly wrong.
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有什麼地方非常,非常的不對勁。
00:51
I pulled my hand back,
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我把我的手收回來,
00:53
and I had long, black sea urchin spines
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又長又黑的海膽尖刺
貫穿了我的手套,
00:56
all the way through my gloves,
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00:57
which meant all the way through my hand.
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也就是說,貫穿了我的手。
01:00
Now, this is bad.
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情況很糟糕。
01:02
I mean, obviously when you have something all the way through your hand,
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畢竟,很顯然,當某樣東西 貫穿你的手時,
01:05
it's kind of bad anyway,
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都不是什麼好事,
01:07
but in this case, sea urchins have a venom on them that,
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但我的情況更加嚴重, 因為海膽是有毒的,
01:11
if you've ever tangled with them,
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如果你曾經跟牠們糾纏過
01:12
you know that a sea urchin spine in you gives you horrible, painful inflammation.
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就知道被海膽的尖刺扎到後, 你的手會恐怖又痛苦地發炎。
01:17
But that wasn't even topmost in my mind at this point.
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但當時,那都不是 我腦袋裡想的最重要的事。
01:20
This did not look real.
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這一切看起來那麼不真實。
01:22
I could not believe that this was my hand.
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我無法相信這就是我的手。
01:25
Now, in a crisis, I tend to disassociate into, like, little scientists,
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在危機時刻,我通常從自己身上 分離出一個個小科學家,
01:29
and I start talking very analytically.
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然後開始用分析的眼光看待問題。
01:32
All analysis was gone, adrenaline brain kicked in,
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分析完一切後,在腎上腺素作用下 我的大腦都開始運作了,
01:35
and I just yanked the spines out.
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我用力把尖刺拔了出來。
01:38
I don't remember doing it.
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我不記得我拔了刺。
01:41
I just remember thinking, "I can't get my glove off with these in here."
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我只記得心想:「這些尖刺 還在的話,我就無法脫下手套。」
01:45
I do remember taking the glove off
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我確實記得脫下手套後,
01:47
and a big plume of black coming up in front of my face.
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我面前出現了一團黑色。
01:51
And biologist brain now shows up and starts freaking out.
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我腦袋裡的小生物學家開始出現, 被眼前的情況嚇壞了。
01:56
"How could all that toxin have gotten into that wound already?"
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「怎麼可能所有的毒素都已經 進到傷口當中了?」
01:59
Well, physicist brain then shows up and very calmly explains,
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接著小物理學家又在腦中現身, 非常冷靜地解釋:
02:03
"No, no, no, we're at 50 feet,
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「不,不,不, 我們在五十英呎深,
02:05
red wavelengths are attenuated.
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紅色波長會減弱。
02:06
That's blood -- not black.
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那是血,不是黑色的毒素。
02:10
And sharks.
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但血會招來鯊魚。
02:12
So what are you gonna do?"
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這下該怎麼辦?」
02:14
Well, I cranked my cummerbund down really hard over my hand,
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我把我的腰帶緊緊地纏在我的手上,
02:19
and I simply swam away.
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然後就游開了。
02:23
"Let's let that big old cloud of blood dissipate a bit before we have to surface
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「咱們先讓那團血消散一下, 然後我們再向上浮,
02:28
through all of these sharks."
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穿過所有的鯊魚。」
02:30
So when I did surface,
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所以,當我浮起來時,
02:31
my warm-blooded-mammal brain
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我腦中的溫血哺乳類動物,
02:33
was in an absolute gibbering panic:
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完全處於語無倫次的驚慌中:
02:35
"They don't feed when they're schooling. They don't feed when they're schooling.
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「牠們成群結隊的時候不會進食。 牠們成群結隊的時候不會進食。
02:39
All the way up."
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一路向上不要停。」
02:41
And they didn't.
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牠們的確沒有把我吃掉。
02:42
So apparently, they have read the same books that I have.
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很顯然,牠們讀的書和我讀的一樣。
02:45
(Laughter)
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(笑聲)
02:47
Now, it turns out,
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事實證明,
02:48
when you've been stabbed with sea urchin spines,
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當你被海膽的尖刺扎傷,
02:50
and you're two days away from any medical help,
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且最快受到醫療協助還要兩天時,
02:53
the thing that you've got to do is, unfortunately, cook your hand.
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很不幸的是你必須煮你的手。
02:58
So you put it in water as hot as you can stand,
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所以,你要把手放在 你所能忍受的最高溫的水中,
03:01
and you keep adding boiling water
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並且持續不斷的加熱水進去,
03:02
until you think you will go absolutely insane.
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直到你認為你想必要發瘋了為止。
03:06
Now, it worked --
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而這確實奏效了——
03:08
the hand itself did not work so well for several weeks after that,
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雖然之後的幾週時間裡, 那隻手並沒有恢復如初,
03:12
but eventually, fine motor skills returned.
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但所幸後來手指頭 精細運作的能力恢復了。
03:15
All except for one spot, that stayed stiff and painful for weeks
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只除了一個部位又持續 僵硬和痛苦了數週,
03:20
after the other things had gotten better.
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在其他地方都大有起色情況下。
03:22
So it turned out, I'd broken off a tip of the urchin spine
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結果發現,我把海膽刺的尖端弄斷了,
03:26
in the joint itself,
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留在了關節裡,
03:28
and that's why it wasn't getting better.
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那就是為什麼那個部位 一直沒有康復。
03:30
So the orthopedist says, "You know, we should get this out.
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整形外科的醫生說: 「我們得把它弄出來。
03:33
Nothing too urgent, not an emergency."
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但這不是很緊急的狀況。」
03:36
So we scheduled a small surgery for a few weeks out on a Monday.
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所以,我們排訂了一個小手術, 時間是幾週後的星期一。
03:40
And on the Friday before,
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在那前一週的星期五,
03:42
I broke my pelvis in a horseback riding accident.
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我在騎馬時意外墜馬, 導致骨盆破裂。
03:46
(Laughter)
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(笑聲)
03:47
Yeah.
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是的。
03:49
So we kind of postponed that surgery.
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所以我們就把手術延後了。
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My broken pelvis and I were now facing six weeks on the couch,
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我破裂的骨盆和我面臨六個 星期都只能坐在沙發上,
03:57
and I would have gone absolutely insane if it hadn't been for my friends.
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若不是我的朋友,我真的會發瘋。
04:02
Spontaneous parties broke out at my house every night for weeks.
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連續好幾個星期,朋友們每天晚上 都自發的在我的房子裡舉辦派對。
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I was fed. I was entertained.
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有人喂我吃飯,還逗我開心,
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It was great.
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這一切何其開心。
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But that kind of enthusiasm is sort of hard to sustain over the long term,
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但長期來說,那種熱情 很難一直維持,
04:13
and eventually it petered down to just one friend,
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最終,漸漸只剩下了一個朋友,
04:17
who would send me jokes during the day
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這個朋友會在白天傳笑話給我,
04:19
and come and keep me company in the evenings --
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晚上親自過來陪伴我——
04:21
someone I got to know a whole lot better during this period of convalescence.
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在這段恢復期,我對 這位朋友的認識增加非常多。
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And when I was finally pronounced well enough
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終於,我的情況明顯好了許多,
04:28
to do weight-bearing activities,
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甚至可以進行一些負重活動。
04:30
we loaded a telescope in the car and drove up into the mountains
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我們把一台望遠鏡 放到車上,開車到山裡,
04:33
to look at the Hale–Bopp comet.
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去看海爾—博普彗星。
04:35
Yes, we are geeks.
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是的,我們是怪胎。
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And got caught in a landslide.
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結果被山體滑坡困住了。
04:39
(Laughter)
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(笑聲)
04:41
I know -- like, really?
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我知道——你們會想, 真的假的?!
04:44
No. Just kidding.
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假的,開玩笑啦。
04:45
(Laughter)
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(笑聲)
04:46
No more disasters. No. Just the opposite, in fact.
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沒有災難了。沒了。 事實上,完全相反。
04:49
That was 21 years ago,
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那是 21 年前,
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and for 19 of those years,
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這 21 年中的 19 年,
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I have been married to that marvelous introvert
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我嫁給了那一位很棒的內向老公,
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who never in a million years would have approached me
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在其他的情況下,他本來絕對不可能
04:59
under other circumstances.
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會來接近我的。
05:01
We have a wonderful 14-year-old daughter,
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我們有個 14 歲的好女兒,
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who did all my illustrations.
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這些圖畫都是她畫的。
05:04
(Cheers and applause)
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(歡呼與掌聲)
05:06
Yeah.
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是啊。
05:07
So, pro tip:
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所以,專家秘訣:
05:08
apparently, nothing makes you sexier than needing a walker
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很顯然,沒有什麼比需要助行器 能讓你更性感了,
05:11
on your first date.
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在你的第一次約會的時候。
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So this isn't a story about piercings
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所以,這並不是一個關於穿刺、
05:16
or sharks or boilings or breakings.
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鯊魚、烹煮,或是斷骨的故事。
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It's a love story.
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這是個愛情故事。
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It's a love story with a funny little epilogue.
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這個愛情故事有著很有趣的收尾。
05:24
Now I was weight-bearing again, I could reschedule that surgery,
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我又可以承受我的體重了, 可以安排那個手術,
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get the spine out.
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把尖刺取出來。
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But I didn't need it anymore.
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但我不再需要了。
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Turns out, when you break a bone,
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結果發現,當你斷骨時,
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your body scavenges calcium from all the bones in your body --
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你的身體會從體內 所有的骨頭中尋覓鈣質,
05:38
and from the little sea urchin spine that you happen to have lodged
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也會從你手指關節中剛好刺進去的
05:41
in the joint of your finger.
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那個小小海膽尖刺尋覓鈣質。
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So yes,
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所以,是的,
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my pelvis is now part sea urchin.
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我的骨盆現有一部分是海膽了。
05:49
(Laughter)
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(笑聲)
05:51
So to biology brain, physicist brain,
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所以,除了生物學的部分、 物理學的部分、
05:54
adrenaline brain, warm-blooded-mammal brain,
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腎上腺素的部分、 溫血動物的部分,
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I get to add "urchin brain,"
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海膽也成為了我身體的一部分,
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with all of the superpowers that that confers.
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帶著它所賦予的所有超能力。
06:02
You don't need to worry, though:
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不過,你們不用擔心:
06:03
that I am not fully human is one of the things
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我的家人最愛我的 其中一項特質,就是:
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that my family loves the most about me.
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我不是 100% 人類。
06:08
(Laughter)
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(笑聲)
06:09
Thank you very much.
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非常謝謝。
06:10
(Applause)
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(掌聲)
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