Isaac Mizrahi: Fashion, passion, and about a million other

Prevoditelj: Tilen Pigac - EFZG Recezent: Mislav Ante Omazić - EFZG

I have, like, a thing about sleeping.

Imam, tu neku vrstu stvari o spavanju.

I don't sleep that much,

Ne spavam tako puno,

and I've come to this thing about, like, not sleeping much

i došao sam do te stvari o ne spavanju previše

as being a great virtue,

after years of kind of battling it

kao velikoj vrlini, nakon godina

as being a terrible detriment or something.

borbe u kojima je to bila velika šteta, ili nešto.

And now I really like sort of sitting up.

I sada doista volim sjediti, znate.

You know, but for years, I've been sitting up,

Ali već godinama sjedim

and I think my creativity is greatly motivated

i mislim kako je moja kreativnost uvelike potaknuta tom vrstom nesanice.

by this kind of insomnia.

I lie awake. I think thoughts. I walk aimlessly sometimes.

Ležim budan. Razmišljam o mislima. Hodam besciljno.

I used to walk more at night.

Nekada sam znao hodati više tijekom noći.

I walk during the day, and I follow people who I think look interesting.

Hodam tijekom dana i pratim ljude koji mi izgledaju zanimljivo.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

And sometimes -- actually, once it was on "Page Six" in the "Post"

A nekada -- zapravo, jednom je to bilo na šestoj stranici Post-a,

that I was cruising this guy, like, sort of, whatever,

da sam slijedio tog lika, kao, bezveze,

but I was actually just following because he had these great shoes on --

ali zapravo sam ga slijedio jer je imao na sebi odlične cipele.

(Laughter)

I tako sam slijedio tog čovjeka.

so I was following this guy.

And I took a picture of his shoes,

I uzeo sam fotografiju njegovih cipela,

and we thanked each other and just went on our way.

i zahvalili smo jedan drugome i otišli svojim putevima.

Ali činim to cijelo vrijeme.

But I do that all the time.

Zapravo, mislim kako mnoge moje dizajnerske ideje

As a matter of fact, I think a lot of my design ideas

come from mistakes and tricks of the eye.

dolaze od pogrešaka i trikova očiju.

Because I feel like, you know, there are so many images out there,

Jer osjećam kako, znate, ima toliko puno slika tamo vani,

so many clothes out there.

toliko mnogo odjeće tamo vani.

And the only ones that look interesting to me

A jedine koje mi se doimaju zanimljivima

are the ones that look slightly mistaken, of course,

su one koje pomalo izgledaju pogrešno, naravno,

or very, very surprising.

ili veoma, veoma iznenađujuće.

And often, I'm driving in a taxi,

I često se vozim u taksiju

and I see a hole in a shirt or something that looks very interesting

i vidim rupu u majici, ili nešto

što izgleda vrlo zanimljivo ili lijepo ili funkcionalno

or pretty or functional

in some way that I'd never seen happen before.

na neki način na koji to nikada prije nisam vidio.

And so I'd make the car stop, and I'd get out of the car and walk

I stoga bih zaustavio auto, i izašao van iz auta i hodao,

and see that, in fact, there wasn't a hole,

i vidio kako tamo zapravo nije bila rupa, već je to bila varka mog oka,

but it was a trick of my eye; it was a shadow, you know.

bila je sjena, znate.

Or if there was a hole, I'd think like, "Oh, damn.

Ili kada bi bila rupa pomislio bih, o k vragu,

Actually, someone thought of that thought already.

netko se toga već sjetio otprije.

Netko je već učinio tu pogrešku pa je ja više ne mogu učiniti.

Someone made that mistake already, so I can't do it anymore."

I don't know where inspiration comes from.

Ne znam otkuda dolazi inspiracija.

It does not come, for me, from research.

Meni ne dolazi iz istraživanja.

I don't get necessarily inspired by research.

Istraživanje me nužno ne inspirira.

As a matter of fact,

Zapravo, jedna od najzabavnijih stvari

one of the most fun things I've ever done in my whole life

koje sam ikada, ikada učinio u svom životu,

was this Christmas season at the Guggenheim in New York.

je bila ove božićne sezone u Guggenheimu u New Yorku.

I read "Peter and the Wolf" with this beautiful band from Juilliard,

Čitao sam Petar i vuk s tim prekrasnim bendom s Juilliarda.

and I did, like, you know, the narrator, and I read it.

I bio sam, znate, pripovjedač, i čitao sam.

And I saw this really smart critic who I love,

I vidio sam tu doista pametnu kritičarku koju volim.

this woman Joan Acocella, who's a friend of mine.

Ta žena, Joan Acocella, koja je moja prijateljica,

And she came backstage and said,

je došla iza pozornice i rekla,

"Oh, Isaac, did you know that -- talk to me about Stalinism

o, znaš, Isaac, jesi li znao, pričajući o staljinizmu,

and talk to me about, you know, like, the '30s in Russia."

i pričajući o, znaš, poput 30-ih u Rusiji.

And I thought, "How do I know about Stalinism?"

I rekao sam, kako ja znam o staljinizmu?

I know about a wolf and a bird,

Znam o vuku i o ptici i, znaš,

and, you know, he ate the bird,

on je pojeo pticu, i zatim na kraju čuješ, znaš,

and then in the end, you know, you hear the bird squeaking or something.

čuješ pticu kako cvrkuće, ili nešto, znaš?

(Laughter)

Dakle, stvarno ne znam to. Doista ne --

So I don't really know that, I don't really --

actually, I do my own kind of research, you know?

zapravo radim svoju vrstu istraživanja, znaš.

If I'm commissioned to do the costumes for an 18th-century opera

Ukoliko sam unajmljen da izradim kostime za operu iz 18. stoljeća, ili nešto poput toga,

or something like that,

I will do a lot of research, because it's interesting,

napravit ću mnogo istraživanja, jer je zanimljivo,

not because it's what I'm supposed to do.

ne zato jer je to nešto što bih ja trebao učiniti.

I'm very, very, very inspired by movies.

Vrlo sam, vrlo, vrlo inspiriran filmovima.

The color of movies and the way light makes the colors.

Boja filmova i način na koji svjetlo pravi boje,

Light from behind the projection or light from the projection

svjetlo iza projekcije,

ili svjetlo projekcije, čini boje da izgledaju toliko nemogućima.

makes the colors look so impossible.

Anyway, roll this little clip. I'll just show you.

I kakobilo, zavrtite ovaj mali isječak, pokazati ću vam.

I sit up at night, and I watch movies,

Sjedim budan po noći i gledam filmove

and I watch women in movies a lot.

i često gledam žene u filmovima.

And I think about, you know, their roles

I razmišljam o, znate, njihovim ulogama,

and about how you have to, like, watch what your daughters look at.

i o tome kako morate gledati što vaše kćeri gledaju.

Because I look at the way women are portrayed all the time,

Jer gledam cijelo vrijeme kako su žene prikazane.

whether they're kind of glorified in this way,

Jesu li na taj način slavljene,

or whether they're kind of, you know, ironically glorified,

ili jesu li na neki način, znate, ironično slavljene.

or whether they're sort of denigrated or ironically denigrated.

Ili jesu li, znate, ocrnjene, ili ironično ocrnjene.

I go back to color all the time.

Cijelo vrijeme se vraćam boji.

Color is something that motivates me a lot.

Boja je nešto što me jako motivira.

To je rijetko boja koju nalazim u prirodi,

It's rarely color that I find in nature,

although, you know, juxtaposed next to artificial color,

iako, znate, suprotstavljena umjetnoj boji

natural color is so beautiful.

prirodna boja je toliko lijepa.

So that's what I do. I study color a lot.

Dakle, to je ono što radim. Puno proučavam boju.

But for the most part, I think, like, how can I ever make anything

Ali većinu vremena, mislim, kako mogu napraviti išta

that is as beautiful as that image of Natalie Wood?

tako lijepo kao što je prikaz Natalie Wood?

How can I ever make anything as beautiful as Greta Garbo?

Kako mogu ikada napraviti išta tako lijepo poput Grete Garbo?

I mean, that's just not possible. You know?

Mislim, to jednostavno nije moguće, znate.

And so that's what makes me lie awake at night, I guess.

I tako je to, vjerujem, ono što me drži budnim po noći, znate.

I'm also like a big --

Želim vam pokazati -- ja sam ujedno poput velikog --

često odlazim astrolozima i čitačima tarot karata,

I go to astrologers and tarot card readers often,

and that's another thing that motivates me a lot.

i to je još jedna stvar koja me jako motivira.

Ljudi kažu, o, učini to. A astrolog mi kaže da učinim nešto.

People say, "Do that" -- an astrologer tells me to do something,

so I do it.

Pa to i učinim.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

When I was about 21, an astrologer told me

Kada mi je bila 21 godina, astrolog mi je rekao

that I was going to meet the man of my dreams,

kako ću upoznati muškarca svojih snova

and that his name was going to be Eric, right?

i kako će njegovo ime biti Eric, točno?

So, you know, for years I would go to bars

Pa sam, znate, godinama odlazio u barove

and, sort of, anyone I met whose name was Eric,

i svakog koga bih sreo a kome je ime bilo Eric

I was humping immediately or something.

bih odmah povalio, ili nešto.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

There were times when I was so desperate,

I postojala su vremena kada sam bio zapravo toliko očajan.

Samo bih ušao u prostoriju, znate, i rekao Eric.

I would just walk into a room and go, "Eric?"

I tkogod bi se okrenuo, otišao bih do njega najkraćim putem.

And anybody who would turn around, I would make a beeline for.

(Smijeh)

(Laughter)

And I had this really interesting tarot reading a long time ago.

I imao sam davno zapravo jedno jako zanimljivo čitanje tarota.

The last card he pulled, which was representing my destiny,

Zadnja karta koju je izvukao, koja je predstavljala moju sudbinu

was this guy in, like, a straw boater with a cane

je bio taj muškarac sa slamnatim šeširom i štapom

and, you know, sort of spats and this, you know, a minstrel singer, right?

i znate, neka vrsta svađe i tog, znate, guslar, u redu?

I want to show you this clip,

Želim vam pokazati ovaj isječak jer radim tu neku ludu stvar

because I do this kind of crazy thing where I do a cabaret act.

kada izvodim točku kabareta.

So actually, check this out.

Dakle, zapravo, vidite ovo.

Very embarrassing.

Vrlo sramotno.

(Video) (Applause)

Thank you. We'll do anything you ask.

(Video): Hvala vam. Možemo učiniti sve što želite.

Naziv predstave je baziran na priči

The name of the show is based on this story that I have to tell you,

about my mother.

koju vam moram ispričati o svojoj majci.

It's sort of an excerpt from a quote of hers.

To je neki izvadak iz njezinih citata.

I was dating this guy, right?

Hodao sam s tim likom, u redu?

And this has to do with being happy, I swear.

A to ima veze sa srećom, kunem se.

I was dating this guy, and it was going on for about a year,

Izlazio sam s tim muškarcem i to je trajalo oko godinu dana, u redu.

and we were getting serious,

I postajalo je ozbiljno,

so we decided to invite them all to dinner, our parents.

stoga smo odlučili sve njih pozvati na večeru, naše roditelje.

A mi smo, znate, predstavili jedne drugima.

We introduced them to each other.

Moja majka je bila, vrlo osjetljiva na njegovu majku,

My mother was, sort of, very sensitive to his mother,

who, it seemed, was a little bit skeptical

koja se činila pomalo skeptičnom oko cijele stvari alternativnog načina života.

about the whole "alternative lifestyle" thing --

you know, homosexuality.

Znate, homoseksualnost, u redu?

So my mother was a little offended, and turned to her and said,

Dakle, moja majka je bila malo povrijeđena. Okrenula se prema njoj i rekla,

"Ti se šališ! Oni imaju super život zajedno.

"Are you kidding? They have the greatest life together.

They eat out, they see shows ..."

Jedu vani, gledaju predstave."

They eat out, they see shows.

Jedu vani, gledaju predstave.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

That's the name of the show, "They eat out, they --"

To je naziv predstave, oni jedu vani, oni --

That's on my tombstone when I die:

to će mi biti na nadgrobnom spomeniku kada umrem.

"He ate out, he saw shows." Right?

"Jeo je vani, gledao je predstave", u redu?

(Laughter)

So in editing these clips,

Dakle, u uređivanju tih isječaka, nisam imao smjelosti

I didn't have the audacity to edit a clip of me singing at Joe's Pub.

urediti video isječak sebe kako pjevam u Joevom Pubu.

So you'll have to go check it out and come see me or something,

Dakle, morat ćete, otići i provjeriti i doći me posjetiti ili nešto.

because it's mortifying.

Jer je ponižavajuće, a ipak se doima...

And yet, it feels --

I don't know how to put this.

Ne znam kako bih rekao ovo.

I feel as little comfort as possible is a good thing. You know?

Osjećam najmanju moguću ugodu kao dobru stvar, znate.

And at least, you know, in my case,

I barem, znate, u mom slučaju,

because if I just do one thing all the time,

jer ako radim samo jednu stvar cijelo vrijeme,

I don't know, I get very, very bored. I bore very easily.

ne znam, jako mi, jako dosadi. Jako jednostavno mi stvari dosade.

And you know, I don't say that I do everything well.

I znate, ne kažem kako ja učinim sve dobro,

I just say that I do a lot of things, that's all.

samo kažem kako ja radim puno stvari i to je sve.

And I kind of try not to look back, you know?

I pokušavam ne gledati unatrag, znate.

Except, I guess that's what staying up every night is about --

Osim, vjerujem, o tome se radi kada ste budni svaku noć.

like, looking back and thinking, "What a fool you made of yourself."

Poput, gledanja unatrag i azmišljanja, kakvu budalu sam napravio od sebe, znate.

You know?

Ali vjerujem kako je to u redu. Zar ne?

But I guess that's OK. Right?

(Laughter)

Because if you do many things,

Jer ako radite mnogo stvari

you get to feel lousy about everything, and not just one, you know?

osjećate se loše oko svega,

a ne samo oko jedne stvari, znate.

You don't master feeling lousy about one thing.

Ne usavršite osjećaj lošeg osjećanja oko jedne stvari.

Yeah, exactly.

Da, točno.

I will show you this next thing,

Pokazat ću vam ovu iduću stvar,

speaking of costumes for operas.

pričajući o opernim kostimima.

I do work with different choreographers.

Radim s različitim koreografima.

I work with Twyla Tharp a lot

Dosta radim s Twylom Tharpom

and I work with Mark Morris a lot,

i dosta radim s Markom Morrisom,

who is one of my best friends.

koji je jedan od mojih najboljih prijatelja.

And I designed three operas with him --

I dizajnirao sam tri opere s njim.

the most recent one, "King Arthur."

I najrecentniju, "Kralj Arthur".

I've been very ingrained in the dance world

Bio sam jako ukorijenjen u svijet plesa

since I was a teenager.

još otkako sam bio tinejdžer.

I went to a performing arts high school,

Išao sam u srednju školu dramske umjetnosti,

where I was an actor,

gdje sam bio glumac.

A mnogi od mojih prijatelja su bili baletani.

and many of my friends were ballet dancers.

Again, I don't know where inspiration comes from.

Ponovno, ne znam otkuda dolazi inspiracija.

I don't know where it comes from.

Ne znam otkuda dolazi.

I started making puppets when I was a kid.

Počeo sam izrađivati lutke kada sam bio dijete.

Maybe that's where the whole inspiration thing started from: puppets.

Možda je otuda započela cijela stvar s inspiracijom, od lutaka, točno.

(Laughter)

I zatim srednja škola dramske umjetnosti.

And then performing arts high school.

There I was in high school, meeting dancers and acting.

Tamo sam bio u srednjoj školi,

upoznavajući plesače i glumeći.

And somehow, from there, I got interested in design.

I nekako, odande, zainteresirao me dizajn.

I went to Parsons School of Design,

Polazio sam Parsonsovu školu dizajna

and then I began my career as a designer.

i zatim sam započeo svoju karijeru kao dizajner.

I don't really think of myself as a designer,

Zapravo ne razmišljam o sebi kao o dizajneru,

and I don't really think of myself necessarily as a fashion designer.

ne razmišljam nužno o sebi kao o modnom dizajneru.

And frankly, I don't really know what to call myself.

I iskreno, ne znam zapravo kako da se nazivam.

Razmišljam o sebi kao o ... Ne znam na koji način razmišljam o sebi.

I think of myself as ...

I don't know what I think of myself as, so ...

To je jednostavno tako.

That's just that.

(Smijeh)

(Laughter)

But I must say, this whole thing about being slightly bored all the time,

Ali moram reći, kako je cijela ta stvar o tome kako mi je cijelo vrijeme pomalo dosadno

I think that is a very important thing for a fashion designer.

to je ono što -- mislim kako je to jako važna stvar za modnog dizajnera.

You always have to be, like, slightly bored with everything.

Sve vam uvijek mora biti pomalo dosadno.

And if you're not, you have to pretend to be slightly bored with everything.

A ako vam nije, morate se pretvarati kako vam je sve pomalo dosadno.

(Smijeh)

(Laughter)

But I am really a little bored with everything.

Ali doista mi je pomalo sve dosadno.

I always say to my partner, Marisa Gardini, who books everything --

Uvijek kažem svojoj partnerici, Marissi Gardini, koja rezervira sve --

books everything and makes everything happen

ona sve rezervira i omogući da se sve realizira.

and makes all the deals.

I ona sklapa sve poslove.

And I always tell her that I find myself with a lot of time

I uvijek joj kažem kako

provodim puno vremena na računalu u programu za bridž.

on the computer bridge program.

Previše vremena na računalnom bridžu, koji je, znate, to je

Too much time on computer bridge, which is, you know, like, that's --

So, somehow, like, about 10 years ago,

tako... nekako, prije deset godina

I thought that the most unboring place in the world

mislio sam kako će najzanimljivije mjesto na svijetu

would be, like, a TV studio, like for a day show,

biti poput TV studija,

onog za dnevni šou. Neka vrsta dnevnog govornog šoua.

some kind of day talk show,

because it's all of these things that I love

Jer radi se o svim tim stvarima koje volim

kind of in one place.

sve na jednom mjestu.

And if you ever get bored, you can look at another thing

I ako vam ikada postane dosadno, možete gledati neku drugu stvar

i raditi neku drugu stvar i pričati o tome, točno?

and do another thing and talk about it, right?

And so I had this TV show.

I tako sam imao taj TV šou.

And that was a very, very, very big part of my process.

A to je bio vrlo, vrlo, vrlo veliki dio mog procesa.

Actually, could you roll the clip, please?

Zapravo, biste li mogli pustiti isječak, molim vas?

This is one of my favorite clips of Rosie O'Donnell.

Ovo je jedan od meni najdražih Rosienih isječaka.

(Video) Isaac Mizrahi: We're back on the set. Hi, Ben!

(Video) Isaac Mizrahi: I vraćamo se na set.

Dobar dan.

Rosie O'Donnell: Hello, Ben.

Rosie O'Donnell: Bok Ben.

IM: Look how cute she looks with just a slick back.

IM: Pogledajte kako slatko izgleda s tim, samo glatka leđa.

Čovjek: Njezina majka kaže, "Ukusno!"

Ben: As my grandmother says, "Delish!"

IM: O, vau, ukusno. U redu. Dakle, gdje bih se sad ja trebao smjestiti?

RO: Delish!

IM: Wow, delish.

All right. So where should I position myself?

I want to stay out of the way. I don't want to be -- OK, here we go.

Ne želim smetati.

Ne želim biti -- u redu. Idemo.

RO: Do you get nervous, Ashley?

Jesi li nervozna, Ashleigh?

Ashley: Doing what? RO: Cutting hair.

Ashleigh: Radeći što?

Rezanjem kose.

A: Never. I don't think there was ever a day when I cut hair I was nervous.

A: Rezanjem kose? Nikada, nikada.

Mislim kako ne postoji dan kada sam rezala kosu a da sam bila nervozna.

IM: You look so cute already. RO: You like it? All right.

Usput rečeno, već sada izgledaš tako slatko.

Sviđa ti se? U redu.

IM: Do you have a problem looking cute? RO: Of course I want to look cute.

Imaš li problem s time što izgledaš slatko? Želiš izgledati slatko.

ROD: Naravno da želim izgledati slatko.

IM: Just checking, because some people want to look, you know, aggressively ugly.

IM: Samo provjeravam, jer neki ljudi žele izgledati, znaš,

agresivno ružno.

ROD: Ne, ne ja, ne.

IM: Čitala si o svim tim ljudima koji imaju puno novca

RO: No, not me, no.

IM: You read about people who have a lot of money and they have kids

i imaju djecu a djeca uvijek završe nekako, kao,

and the kids always end up somehow, really messed up, you know?

stvarno zeznuta, znaš na što mislim?

And there's got to be some way to do that, Rosie.

A mora postojati način na koji se to postiže, Rosie.

Just because you're fabulously rich and fabulously famous,

Jer ako si neizmjerno bogat i neizmjerno slavan,

does that mean you shouldn't have kids,

ne znači kako ne bi trebao imati djecu,

because you know they're going to end up messed up?

jer znaš kako će završiti potpuno zeznuta?

ROD: Ne, ali znači kako tvoj prioritet mora biti

RO: No, but it means your priority has to be their well-being first, I think.

prvo njihovo blagostanje, mislim.

But you have to make the decision for yourself.

Ali moraš donijeti tu odluku za sebe.

My kids are seven, who the hell knows?

Moja djeca imaju sedam godina, tko dovrag zna.

They're going to be like 14 and in rehab.

S 14 godina će već biti u rehabilitacijskoj klinici.

And they're going to be playing this clip. "I'm such a good mother."

I vrtjet će ovaj video isječak:

"Ja sam tako dobra majka."

My God, this is the shortest I've ever had!

Moj Bože, ovo je najkraći koji sam imala.

IM: It looks good, yeah?

IM: Izgleda dobro, je li?

A: Has your hair ever been this short? RO: No! But it's all right -- go crazy.

A: Htjela sam vas pitati, vaša kosa --

ROD: Ne! U redu je -- poludi.

IM: I feel like it needs to be closer down here.

IM: Osjećam kako ovdje dolje mora biti malo bliže.

A: O, ne, samo isprobavamo.

A: It's just a stage. RO: We're just staging it.

ROD: Samo isprobavamo.

IM: Are you freaking out? It's so cute.

IM: Paničariš li? Izgledaš tako slatko.

ROD: Ne, obožavam to. To sam nova ja.

RO: No, I love it. It's the new me. IM: It's so fabulous!

IM: O, tako je nevjerojatno!

ROD: Rosie-in pramen. Vooo!

RO: Flock of Rosie. Wooo!

(Laughter)

IM: By the way, of all the most unboring things in the world, right?

Dakle, usput. Od svih najnedosadnijih stvari na svijetu, točno.

I mean, like, making someone who's already cute look terrible like that --

Mislim, učiniti nekoga tko već izgleda toliko sladak, da izgleda grozno poput ovoga.

(Laughter)

That is not boring. That is nothing if it's not boring.

To nije dosadno. To nije ništa ukoliko nije dosadno.

(Laughter)

Actually, I read this great quote the other day, which was,

Zapravo, pročitao sam jedan citat neki dan, koji ide,

"Style makes you feel great,

"Stil vam pomaže da se osjećate izvrsno jer vam odvraća pozornost s činjenice da ćete umrijeti."

because it takes your mind off the fact that you're going to die."

Right?

U redu? I tada sam shvatio, kako je to na mojoj web stranici,

(Laughter)

And then I realized that was on my website,

and it said, you know, the quote was attributed to me.

i pisalo je, znate, kako je citat namijenjen meni

And I thought, "Oh, I said something in an interview. I forgot I said that."

i pomislio sam, o, rekao sam nešto, znate, u intervjuu.

Zaboravio sam kako sam to rekao. Ali doista je to istina.

But it's really true.

I want to show you this last clip because it's going to be my last goodbye.

Želim vam pokazati ovaj posljednji isječak jer će to biti moje posljednje zbogom.

I'll tell you that I cook a lot also.

Reći ću vam kako i puno kuham. Obožavam kuhati.

I love to cook.

And I often look at things as though they're food.

I često promatram stvari kao da su hrana.

Like, I say, "Would you serve a rotten chicken?

Kažem kao, o, znate, biste li poslužili pokvarenu piletinu?

Then how could you serve a beat-up old dress or something?

Kako biste onda mogli poslužiti, znate, izmrcvarenu staru haljinu ili nešto.

How could you show a beat-up old dress?"

Kako biste mogli pokazati izmrcvarenu staru haljinu?

Uvijek povezujem stvari s kuhinjom.

I always relate things to kitchen-ry.

(Laughter)

And so I think that's what it all boils down to.

I mislim kako je to ono na što se sve svodi.

Everything boils down to that.

Sve se svodi na to.

So check this out.

Dakle, pogledajte ovo.

This is what I've been doing,

Ovo je ono što radim jer mislim kako je to najzabavnija stvar na svijetu.

because I think it's the most fun thing in the world.

To je, kao, ta web stranica.

It's, like, this website with a lot of different things on it.

Ima puno različitih stvari na sebi.

To je polimatematička web stranica.

It's a polymathematical website.

We actually shoot segments, like TV show segments.

Snimamo zapravo segmente poput TV šou segmenata.

And it's kind of my favorite thing in the world.

A to je moja najdraža stvar na svijetu.

And it just began, like, in the beginning of February. So who knows?

I započela je početkom veljače. Dakle, tko zna.

Again, I don't say it's good, I just think it's not boring, right?

I ponovno, ne kažem kako je dobro, samo kažem kako nije dosadno, u redu?

And here's the last bit.

A ovdje je posljednji dio.

(Music)

IM: I make buttermilk pancakes or buttermilk waffles all the time.

Video: IM: Moram vam reći, pravim palačinke od neobranog mlijeka ili vafle od neobranog mlijeka cijelo vrijeme.

Sara Moulton: Do you?

Kuhar: Stvarno?

IM: Yeah, but I can never find buttermilk, ever.

IM: Da, ali nikada ne mogu pronaći neobrano mlijeko, nikada.

Kuhar: O.

You can't find it at Citarella, you can't find it.

IM: Ne možete pronaći neobrano mlijeko u Citarelli; ne možete pronaći neobrano mlijeko.

SM: You can't? IM: It's always low-fat.

Kuhar: Ne možete?

IM: To je uvijek neobrano mlijeko niske masnoće.

SM: But that's all it is. IM: It is? OK.

Kuhar: Ne, ali to je sve što ima.

IM: Je li to sve?

SM: You don't know? Let me tell you something interesting.

Kuhar: O, ne znate? Dopustite mi da vam kažem nešto.

Dopustite mi da vam kažem nešto zanimljivo.

IM: You know what? Stop laughing! It's not funny.

IM: Znate što? Prestanite se smijati. Nije smiješno.

Samo zato jer ne znam cijelu -- kako ne postoji nešto što je cijelo neobrano mlijeko.

Just because I don't know there's no such thing as whole buttermilk.

Sorry. What?

Oprostite, što?

SM: Here's the deal: in the old days, when they used to make butter --

Kuhar: Pa, ovako ćemo. Dopustite mi da vam kažem kako ćemo.

U starim danima kada su izrađivali maslac,

You know how you make butter?

znate kako napraviti maslac?

IM: Churn. SM: From cream.

IM: Bućkanjem?

Kuhar: Za vrhnje?

IM: Yeah, exactly.

IM: Da, točno.

SM: So you take heavy, high-fat milk, which is cream,

Kuhar: Dakle, uzmete teško mlijeko visoke masnoće, koje je vrhnje,

and you churn it until it separates into these curds and water.

i mućkate ga tako dugo dok se ne odvoji na surutku i vodu.

The liquid is actually -- if you've ever overbeaten your whipped cream,

Tekućina je zapravo čista tekućina.

Ukoliko ste ikada izmiješali šlag,

it's actually buttermilk.

to je zapravo neobrano mlijeko.

That's what it was in the early days.

A to je i bio, u starim danima.

And that's what people used for baking and all sorts of things.

A to su ljudi i koristili za pečenje i druge stvari.

Now the buttermilk that you get is actually low-fat or skim milk.

Sada, neobrano mlijeko koje vi dobijete je zapravo niske masnoće ili obrano mlijeko.

IM: Excuse me, I didn't know. Alright?

IM: Oprostite, nisam znao. U redu?

SM: The reason he thought that

Kuhar: Razlog zbog kojeg je on mislio tako je to što je neobrano mlijeko tako prekrasno debelo i ukusno.

is because buttermilk is so wonderfully thick and delicious.

IM: Yeah, it is. Exactly.

IM: Da, je, točno.

SM: So who would think that it was low-fat?

Dakle, tko bi pomislio kako je niske masnoće?

IM: Well, that's it. Thank you very much.

Pa, to je to. Puno vam hvala.

Happy TED. It's so wonderful here. I love it. I love it. I love it.

Sretan TED. Tako je prekrasno ovdje. Sviđa mi se. Sviđa mi se. Sviđa mi se.

Thanks. Bye.

Hvala. Bok.