Sarah Jones: What does the future hold? 11 characters offer quirky answers

翻译人员: Yuanqing Edberg 校对人员: Minging Zhang

First of all, for those of you who

首先，对你们所有

are not familiar with my work,

不熟悉我的工作的人，

I create multicultural characters,

我创造了一个多重角色，

so characters from lots of different backgrounds.

那些角色具有多个不同背景

So before the present is the new future,

那样，现在的前面是一个新的未来，

a bit about the past is that I grew up in a family

关于我的一点儿过去是，我成长在一个家庭

that was multi-everything -- multi-racial, multi-cultural,

有着多种－每一样东西－多种－种族，多种－文化

black and white, Caribbean,

黑和白，加勒比海的，

Irish-American, German-American.

爱尔兰美国人，德裔美国人。

There was Dominican music blasting from stereos.

有多米尼克德音乐从音响里迸发。

There were Christians and Jews.

有基督徒和犹太人。

That's a long story filled with

那是一个长长的故事充满了

intrigue and interfaith guilt and shame.

纠葛和信仰的付疚感和羞耻感。

But I was totally immersed in this world

但我完全地沐浴在这个

that was filled with everybody,

充满了每个人的世界

and then I went on to the United Nations school,

后来我去了联合国学校

and that just completely —

就这样完成了－

So I began sort of developing these voices

我开始发现这些声音

and these people,

和这些人，

all of whom were loosely based on people I really know,

都是那些我不太熟悉的人，

and so, for example, in performing them,

于是，举个例子说，为了表演他们

I would really try to inhabit them.

我就真的努力去和他们融合在一起。

And for example,

比如

I don't really talk like that,

我真的不想那样说话

but that was one of my people,

但那是我的人中间的一个

and I'm going to bring a few of my friends --

我将带来我的几个朋友

I think of them as my friends —

我把他们当作我的朋友－

to this stage, in this spirit of the idea

在这个讲台上，在这个观念的精华里面

that the present is the new future,

现在就是一个新的将来

in sort of a meta way,

在某种相关的路上

because I thought about it, and the future, for me,

因为我思考着它，未来，我的，

what can be so frightening

有什么是那么可怕的？

is that I don't know what's coming.

是我不知道有什么会发生。

I don't know if that's true for other people,

我不知道那对别人也是真的

but that notion of thinking about

但那个概念是思考

how we can understand the future

我们该如何理解未来

and predict outcomes,

并且预计结果

for me, it's terrifying to not know what might be coming.

对我来说，不知道即将来临的事情会很可怕。

And so the idea that there are questions

于是这个主意就有些

that I've never seen

我从没明白的问题，

that my people are going to answer,

那是我的人要回答的，

and some of these characters have been with me for ages,

有些角色已经跟着我有很多年了，

some of them don't even have names,

他们中的一些连名字都没有

I don't know what's going to happen.

我不知道将会发生些什么。

I don't know what's coming,

也不知道结果怎样

and all I can do is remind myself

我所能做的就是提醒自己

that I told Chris I'd fly by the seat of my pants,

我告诉克瑞斯我会飞到我的长裤的坐位上

and now that I'm up here it sort of feels like

现在我来到这儿，就让我感觉像

that dream where you don't have any pants on,

那种梦里你没有穿裤子的感觉，

and so I suppose I'm going to be

那样我应该是

flying by the seat of my ass.

坐到我的屁股旁边上的位置上飞行

That said, let's just see who comes out.

那就是说，让我们看看谁会来。

May we have the first question:

我们可以有第一个问题：

"Do you ever get headaches

“你曾经感觉

from the microchips implanted in your brain?"

从微芯片植入你的大脑那里而来的疼痛吗？“

Right.

对了

Okay.

好的。

Well first of all, I'll just say

好了， 首先，我只会说

that I hope you can hear me okay.

我希望你们可以听到我。

My name is Lorraine Levine,

我的名字是罗伦尼.列文，

and the idea of microchips implanted in my brain,

我的脑子里植入微芯片的主意，

frankly, just putting on my glasses reminds me

友好地说，当我戴上眼镜的时候就让我想起来了

of thank God I'm not wearing the Google Glasses.

感谢上帝，我没有带上谷歌眼睛

No offense to them. I'm glad that you all enjoy them,

我并不反感他们， 我很高兴你们都喜欢，

but at my age,

但在我的年纪，

just putting on the regular ones I have

只是带上我的普通的那种

already gives me too much information.

已经给了我太多的信息。

Do you understand what I'm saying to you?

你理解我对你们说的吗？

I don't need to know more. I don't want to know.

我不需要知道更多的。我不想知道啦。

That's it. That's enough.

就是那样，那就够了。

I love you all. You're wonderful.

我爱你们所有的人。你们都是美妙的。

It's fabulous to be here with such big machers

它是多么好啊在这儿和这么多重要的人在一起

again this year. Mwah!

今年的又一次机会。姆哇！

Okay, next question. (Applause)

好了，下一个问题。（鼓掌）

Next, please.

下一个，有请。

"Is dating boring,

“约会很没劲吧，

now that humans reproduce asexually?"

现在人类可以单性繁殖了？”

Who do we got?

我们得到了什么？

Hi, um, okay, hi everybody.

嗨，姆，好吧，嗨，各位。

My name is Nereida.

我的名字是呐瑞达。

I just want to say first of all

首先我只想说

that dating is never boring under any circumstance.

约会于我的情形并非无趣。

But I am very excited to be here right now,

但是我很兴奋现在在这儿，

so I am just trying to remind myself that,

于是我只是努力提醒自己

you know, like, the purpose of being here and everything,

你知道，像这样，来这儿的目的和每件事，

I mean, trying to answer these questions, it is very exciting.

我的意思是，尝试回答这些问题，很令人激动。

But I also, I just need to acknowledge

但我也是，我只是需要了解

that TED is an incredible experience right now

TED是现在一个难以置信的经验

in the present, like, I just need to say, like,

在现在，就像，我只需要说，就像

Isabel Allende. Isabel Allende!

伊莎贝拉艾兰得，伊莎贝拉艾兰得

Okay, maybe it doesn't mean,

好吧，也许它并不意味着，

of course it means something to you,

当然它对你来说有某种意义。

but to me, it's like, another level, okay?

但对我，就像，另外一个水平的，行吗？

Because I'm Latina and I really appreciate the fact

因为我是拉丁人而且我特别感谢这个事实

that there are role models here that I can really,

有一个角色模子在这里，我真的能够，

I don't know, I just need to say that.

我不知道，我只是需要那样说。

That's incredible to me, and sometimes when I'm nervous and everything like that,

对我来说难以置信，有时候，当我紧张的时候，每件事都像那样。

I just need to, like, say some affirmations

我只是需要，说一些断言

that can help me.

那会帮助我

I usually just try to use, like, the three little words

我常常试着去利用，就像着三个单词

that always make me feel better:

那总是能让我感觉好起来：

Sotomayor, Sotomayor, Sotomayor. (Laughter)

索托马约尔，索托马约尔，索托马约尔，（笑声）

Just, it really helps me to get grounded.

就是这样， 它真的帮助我落到地面。

Now I can use Allende, Allende, Allende,

现在我可以用艾兰得，艾兰得，艾兰得，

and, you know, I just need to say it, like,

并且，你知道，我只是需要说，就像这样。

it's so incredible to be here, and I knew that we were going to have these questions.

来到这儿真是难以置信，而且我知道我们会有这些问题。

I was so nervous and I was thinking just, like, oh my God, oh my God,

想我很紧张我会那样想，就是像，欧，我的上帝，我的上帝，

and reminding me, because I've had, like, some very,

提醒我，因为，我已经，像，一些很，

especially since the last time we were here at TED,

尤其是上次我们来到TED一样，

it was, like, unbelievable,

就像是，难以相信的，

and then right after that, like,

在那以后，就像

so many crazy things happened, like,

那么多疯狂的事情发生了，就像

we ended up going to the White House to perform.

我们最后来到白宫表演一样。

That was, like, amazing,

是那么，神奇。

and I'm standing there,

而且，我站在这儿

and I was just like, please don't say, "Oh my God."

我只是就像这样，请不要说，“喔，我的上帝。”

Don't say, "Oh my God."

不用说，“喔，我的上帝。”

And I just kept saying it: "Oh my God. Oh my God."

我只是一直说：“喔，我的上帝，哦，我的上帝。”

And, you know, I kept thinking to myself, like,

然后，你知道，我一直想着我自己，就像

President Obama has to come up here at the same podium,

奥巴马总统来到这儿在同一个讲台，

and I'm standing here saying, "Oh my God."

而我站在这里说，“喔，我的上帝。”

It's like, the separation of church and state.

就像是，“分离教堂和州府。

It's just, I couldn't, like, I couldn't process.

就像，我不能，像，我不能进行了，

It was really too much.

这实在太多了。

So I think I've lost my way.

那么，我想我失去了我的方向。

But what I wanted to say is that dating, for me,

但是我想说约会，对我来说，

you know, as far as I'm concerned,

你知道，我至今一直关心的，

however you reproduce, as long as you're enjoying yourself

无论你怎样生养，只要你一直感到享受

and it's with another consenting asexual -- I don't know.

这是另外一个单性的认同－我不知道

You know where I'm going with that.

你知道我会沿着那个走向那里

Okay, ciao, gracias.

好的，你好（西班牙语），格拉西亚斯小城。

Okay, next question. (Applause)

行吧，下一个问题。（鼓掌）

What are your top five favorite songs right now?

你现在最喜欢的五个歌曲是什么

可以了，我们首先的，我在说，

All right, well first of all, I'mma say,

you know what I'm saying, I'm the only dude up here right now.

你知道我在说的，我是唯一的站在这儿的男人。

My name is Rashid,

我的名字叫拉希德。

and I never been at TED before,

我从没来过TED，

you know what I'm saying.

你知道我说的。

I think, Sarah Jones, maybe she didn't want me to come out last time.

我以为，莎拉.琼斯，也许她上次不想让我出来

I don't know why. You know what I'm saying.

我不知道为什么。你知道我说的。

Obviously I would be like a perfect fit for TED.

很明显我就像TED的完美契合。

You know what I'm saying.

你知道我说的。

First of all, that I'm in hip hop, you know what I'm saying.

首先，我喜欢嘻哈乐，你知道我的意思。

I know some of y'all may be not really

我知道你们中间的某些人也许并不是真的

as much into the music,

那么喜欢音乐，

but the first way y'all can always know,

但是你总会知道第一件事，

you know what I'm saying, that I'm in hip hop,

你知道我说的，就是我喜欢嘻哈乐，

is 'cos I hold the microphone

是因为我拿着麦克风

in an official emcee posture.

以一个司仪的姿态

Y'all can see that right there.

你可以看见就在这儿

That's how you hold it.

你就这样拿着它

All right, so you get your little tutorial right there.

好吧，你在这儿得到小小的教程

But when Sarah Jones told me we was gonna come up here,

但是当莎拉.琼斯告诉我,我们一定要来这儿，

I was like, betch, you know what I'm saying,

我好像是，公狼，你知道我说的，

TED is real fly, I got a whole lot of dope,

TED是真的像飞起来一样，给我吃了很多毒品

you know what I'm saying, shit going on and everything,

你知道我说的，每件事上都是琐碎，

but she was like, yeah,

但是她就像，是的，

we're going to have to answer, like, some random questions,

我们将要回答，就像一些杂乱无章的问题，

just like, and I was like, what the hell is that?

就像，我就像，这是什么的地狱？

You know what I'm saying, just stand up there

你知道我说的，只是站在这儿

and answer some random questions?

回答那么多乱七八糟的问题？

I don't want to,

我不想，

I mean, it's like an intellectual stop-and-frisk.

我是说，像是知识上的停止和搜身。

You know what I'm saying? (Laughter)

你知道我说的是什么（笑声）

I don't want to be standing up there just

我不想仅仅是站在这儿

all getting interrogated and whatnot.

弄得像审讯和诸如此类的。

That's what I'm trying to leave behind

那是我努力去忘却的

in New York. You know what I'm saying?

在纽约发生的。你知道我说的什么吗？

So anyway, I would have to say my top five songs right now

不管怎么说，我已经说出了我最爱的五首歌

is all out of my own personal catalogue,

全是从我自己的目录选出来的

you know what I mean?

你知道我的意思吗？

So if you want to know more about that,

如果你想知道更多一点儿

you know what I'm saying,

你知道我说的，

we could talk about the anti-piracy and all that,

我们可以谈论反对隐私以及那所有的

but as far as I'm concerned,

但目前我关心的

you know, I believe in creative commons,

你知道，我相信创造的共通处

and I think it's really important that, you know,

而且我认为非常重要，你知道

that needs to be sustainable and everything,

那需要可持续的发展并且每件事，

and I mean, as far as I'm concerned,

我的意思是，到目前我所关心的，

I mean, this right here,

我意味着，就在这时

this environment, I would like to sustain.

这个环境，我想要扶持的

You know what I mean?

你知道我的意思吗？

But I'm just saying, if y'all are interested

但是我只是说，如果你们都感兴趣的话

in the top five songs, you need to holler at me.

在五个最喜欢的歌曲里，你们应该对我发牢骚。

You know what I'm saying?

你知道我说的吗？

Aight? In the future or the present. Yeah.

好了，在将来或现在。耶。

Enjoy the rest of it.

享受余下的一切。

Okay, next question.

好吧，下一个问题。

What do you got?

你得到了什么？

"How many of your organs have been 3D printed?"

“你有多少器官已经3D影印过了？”

(Laughter)

笑声

Well I have to say that I don't know about

好吧我不得不说我不知道

how many of my organs

我有多少器官

have been 3-D printed as such,

像这样被3D影印了

but I can tell you that it is so challenging to me,

但是我能告诉你那对我是一个那样的挑战

kind of thinking about this concept of the future

有点儿想着未来的概念

and that, you know, all around the world

而且那样，你知道，全世界

parents are kind of telling their small children,

的父母会有时告诉他们的小孩子，

please, you have to eat that, you know,

求求你，你必须吃那个，你知道

I have slaved over a hot 3D printer all day

我已经被流行的3D奴役了一天

so that you can have this meal.

于是，你必须吃这顿饭

You know, that kind of thing.

你知道，这样的事

And of course now that we have changed, you know,

当然，现在我们已经改变了，你知道，

from the global South, there is this total

从地球的南面，有一个完完全全的

kind of perspective shift that is happening around the --

某种远景的替换正在发生，环绕全球的－

You can't just say to them,

你不能只是对他们说，

well, there are starving children.

嗯，他们是饥饿的孩子。

Well, it is the future.

Nobody is starving anymore, thank God.

好吧，它是将来。

没人会再饿肚子了，感谢上帝。

But as you can tell I have kind of that optimism,

但你可以看出来我是那种乐观的人

and I do hope that we can continue

我确实希望我们能继续

to kind of 3D print,

那种3D影印，

well, let us just say I like to think that

好吧，让我们说我只是喜欢那样想

even in the future we will have the publication,

即使将来我们有了出版作品，

kind of, you know, all the food that's fit to print.

好像是，你知道，所有的食物可以适合影印。

But everybody, please do enjoy that,

但是每个人，请好好享受那个，

and again, I think that you do throw

再一次，我以为你们确实举办了

a cracking good party here at TED.

一个了不起的派对在TED。

Thank you.

感谢你。

Next question. (Applause)

下一个问题。（鼓掌）

What has changed? Okay, it's like,

有什么发生了改变？行，就像

I have to think about that.

我不得不想那个。

"What has changed now that women run the world?"

“现在妇女们掌管了世界后，有了那些变化？”

First of all,

首先

I really, like, I just want to say,

我很喜欢，就像，我只是想说，

and my name is Bella,

我的名字是贝拉，

I just want to, like, identify myself,

我只是想，像这样，确认我自己

that, like, as a feminist,

像一个女性主义者。

I, like, I really find that, like,

我， 就像这样， 我发现了那个，

because I was born in the '90s,

因为我出生在九十年代，

and, like, there were a lot of women who were

就像有很多女人是

as far as feminism was concerned,

女性主义者关心的，

like, maybe they didn't understand that, like,

也许他们并不懂得那个，像那样，

a feminist like me, like,

一个跟我一样的女性主义者

I don't think it's required that you have to have

我不认为那需要你

a certain kind of voice,

必须说某些言论

or, like, a certain way of presenting yourself

或者， 就像以一种特定的方法来表达自己

to be feminist, because I think that, like,

做一个女性主义者，因为我想那样，就好比

feminism can be really hot,

女性主义者可以是炙手可热的，

and I think actually that it's really vital and important.

我想实际上那是真的有活力和重要的。

Like, the quotation I'm wearing is from, like,

就像，我穿上的引言是来自，像

Gloria Steinem,

格老莉娅.斯登呢姆

and, like, I'm named Bella for, like, Bella Abzug,

就像，我被叫做贝拉，就像贝拉.阿足格

who's, like, obviously, like, a really important feminist from, like, history,

这个人，就像，很明显，像，一个很重要的女性主义者，从历史上而来的，

and like, I just think that those women, like,

就像是，我只是认为那些女人，就像，

really represent, like, that you can, like,

真的代表，就像，你能够，

be vital and, like, amazing,

有活力而且，像是，很神奇，

like, a-mazing,

就是这样，神－奇

and you don't have to wear, like,

你不必要穿得，就像

an Eileen Fisher caftan,

一个爱玲.费雪.卡夫坦，

just to, like, prove that you are a feminist.

只是，像那样，证明你是一个女性主义者。

Like, not that there's anything wrong with that,

就像，并非是因为那有什么不对，

but my mom, she's like, like,

但是我妈妈，她就像，像是

why do you have to wear pants that, like,

你为什么要穿上那样的裤子

objectify your body? I like my pants.

把你的身体物化？我喜欢我的裤子。

Like, I like my voice.

就像，我喜欢我的声音。

Like, she's like, why do you have to talk like —

她就像，你为什么谈论喜欢－

Talk like what? Like, I'm expressing myself,

谈论喜欢什么？就像，我在表达我自己，

and I think that we have to, like,

并且我以为我们不得不，就像

reach out, like, not only across, like,

伸出援手，像，不只是跨越，像

the different generations of feminists,

不同时代得女性主义者，

but also across the, like, vocal ranges,

也跨越，像，声音的界限，

so that, like, we,

那样，我们

because otherwise it's just, like,

因为除此以外就只是，像，

restriculous within feminism,

在女性主义者自身的荒谬和局限，

which is just, like, a word that I created

那就是，一个我创造的单词

that means, like, so strict it's ridiculous.

那就意味者，像是，局限和荒谬。

So that's my feeling about that.

那就是我关于那个的感觉。

You guys are a-mazing, by the way.

你们这些家伙们很神奇，顺便说一句。

Okay. Next question.

好了，下个问题。

(Applause)

（鼓掌）

["They've discovered a cure for cancer, but not baldness? What's up with that?"]

［“他们已经发现了癌症的治愈，而不是秃头？那是什么样的进展？

Yeah, you know what,

是的，你知道吗？

so my name is Joseph Mancuso.

我的名字叫约瑟夫.满库索

First of all, I just want to say that I appreciate

首先，我只想说我感谢

that TED in general has been a pretty orderly crowd,

TED一直有着很有秩序的观众

a pretty orderly group.

非常有秩序的人群

And, you know, I just have to say,

而且， 你知道， 我不得不说，

the whole thing with baldness,

秃头的事情

and, you know, here's the thing.

你知道，这就是说

As long as the woman, in my case --

当一个女人，在我的例子里－

because it's a modern world,

因为这是现代世界，

do whatever you want to do, I don't have any problem with anybody,

做你想做的，我对任何人都没有问题，

enjoy yourself, LGBTQLMNOP. All right?

享受做自己，天，不管什么男女同性恋，双性恋，变性，万性恋都是恋。对吗？

But as far as I'm concerned,

但我目前关心的是，

attractiveness,

吸引力，

women don't really care

女人不真的

as much as you think they do

想你所认为的那样关心

about the, you know.

你知道的，关于，

I mean, I remember hearing this woman.

我意思是，我记得听到这个女人说。

She loved her husband, it was the sweetest thing.

她爱她丈夫，这是最甜蜜的事，

It's a pretty young girl, you know?

那是一个漂亮的年轻的女孩，你知道吗？

And this guy's older.

而这个男人比较老。

And, you know, she said she would love him

然后， 你知道，她说她愿意去爱他

even if he had snow on the roof

即使他只有一片瓦

or even if melted and disappeared altogether.

或者即使是一起融化和消失也好。

As far as I'm concerned, it's about the love.

迄今我关心的是，关于爱情

Am I right, or am I right?

我对不对，或者我对吗？

So that's it. That's it. That's it.

好吧，那就是了， 那就是的，就是的。

I don't got nothing more to say.

我没有更多的要说了。

Keep your noses clean.

让你们的鼻子保持清洁。

All right, next question.

可以了，下一个问题。

"Have you ever tasted meat that's not lab grown?"

“你尝过不在实验室里生长的肉类吗？”

Um, well, I,

嗯，好吧，我，

I want to start by saying

我想在开头说的是

that this is a very difficult experience

那是一个非常不同的经验

for a Chinese-American.

对一个中裔美国人来说。

I don't know what to call myself now,

我现在不知道如何叫自己

because I have really my Chinese identity,

因为我确实有中国身份，

but my kids, they are American-Chinese,

但我的孩子们，他们是美裔中国人，

but it's difficult to try to express myself

但这很难来表达我自己

in front of audience of people like this.

在像这样的一些观众面前。

But if had to give my opinion about meat,

但是如果我告诉你我关于肉的意见，

I think first, the most important thing is to say

我开始以为，想说的最重要的是

that we don't have to have perfect food,

我们不一定需要完美的食物，

but maybe it can also not be poison.

但不可能要有毒的

Maybe we can have some middle ground for that.

也许我们要有一些中间地。

But I will continue to consider this idea,

而我会继续考虑这个主意，

and I will report back maybe next year.

明年我会在过来汇报。

Next.

下一个。

Next. Next. (Applause)

下一个。下一个（鼓掌）

"Will there ever be a post-racial world?"

“将来会有一个后种族的世界吗？”

Thank you for having me.

感谢你们让我来到这里。

My name is Gary Weaselhead. Enjoy that.

我是盖瑞.维斯海德。喜欢这个名字。

I'm a member of the Blackfeet Nation.

我是黑脚联合会的成员

I'm also half Lakota, but that is my given name,

我还是半个拉柯塔人，但那是我父母给我的名字，

and no, even though it would have seemed

不，即使它看起来

like an obvious choice,

像一个很明显的选择，

no, I did not go into politics.

不，我不会走进政治圈。

Tough crowd.

强势的人群。

(Laughter)

（笑声）

But I always like to just let people know

但是我总是要让人知道

when they ask about race or those kinds of things,

当他们问起关于种族之类的那些事，

you know, as a member of the First Nations community,

你知道，作为一个第一联合会社团的成员

you know, I'm probably

你知道，我可能

not your typical guy.

不是那种典型的人

For example, in addition to being an activist,

比如，除了作为一个活动家

I'm also a professional stand-up comedian.

我还是一个职业的上台的喜剧演员。

(Laughter)

（笑声）

And, you know, I'm most popular

而且你知道，我是最受欢迎的那个

on college and university campuses.

在学院和大学的校园里。

You know, whenever they want to do a diversity day,

你知道，不管什么时候他们想做些多样化的一天

or hey-we're-not-all-white week,

或者是嗨我们不都是白人周的时候

then I'm there. (Laughter)

我就来了。（笑声）

Do I think there will ever be a post-racial world?

我会认为有不考虑种族的世界吗？

I think, really, I can't talk about race

我以为，真的，我不能谈到种族

without remembering that it is a construct

而不想起它是建立

in certain respects,

在某种尊敬的基础上，

but also that, you know,

但还有，你知道

until we redress the wrongs of the past,

直到我们纠正了过去的错误，

we're going to be turned around.

否则我们会走回头路。

I don't care if the present is the new future.

我不关心现在是不是一个新的将来。

I think there's a lot of great people here at TED

我以为在TED有很多伟大的人

who are working to address that,

正在为此努力工作，

so with that, if anything I've said today

那么，如果我今天所说的任何事

makes you feel uncomfortable, you're welcome.

让你感到不舒服的话，那么试试受欢迎的。

(Applause)

（鼓掌）

I think we have time for one more.

我认为我们还是时间给另一个人

"What's the most popular diet these days?"

“今天最流行的饮食是什么？”

Who's here?

谁在这儿？

Okay, well, I'm just gonna answer this really fast,

行了，好吧，我只是很快地回答这个问题，

as, like, three or four different people.

就像，三到四个人。

I mean really fast.

我会很快。

I'm just gonna let y'all know that, as far as diet is concerned,

我只是让你们知道，目前饮食疗养是受到关注的

if you don't love yourself inside,

如果你不爱你的里面，

there is no diet on this Earth

那在地球上就没有饮食疗养这回事

that is going to make your behind small enough

因为那是让你的后面变得足够小

for you to feel good,

以便让你感觉良好，

so just stop wasting your time.

好吧，就停止浪费你的时间。

I would just like to say as an African woman

我只是想说作为一个非洲女人

that I believe the diet that we need

我相信我们需要的饮食疗养

is really to remove the crazy belief

是拿走那种疯狂的相信

that there is anything wrong

就是任何事都不对

with a nice backside.

当你有一个很好的背面。

No, I am teasing about that.

不，我只是在开玩笑。

There is nothing wrong with a woman of size.

一个女人的尺寸大小是无关紧要的，

That is what I am trying to say.

那就是我想说的。

Women, celebrate your body, for God's sake.

女人，为你的身体庆祝，为了上帝的缘故。

Stop running around starving.

停止忙不迭地让自己饿肚子

You are making yourselves and other people miserable.

你在让自己也让别人感到很悲惨。

Last answer.

最后的回答。

So we're talking about what's the most popular diet?

好吧我们在谈论最流行的饮食疗养是什么？

I'm gonna start off by telling y'all that

我要开始告诉你们所有的人

this is my first time here at TED.

这是我在TED的第一次。

I might not be your typical person

也许我不是你们那些典型的人，

you find on this stage.

你可以在台上发现的。

My dental work not as nice as some people.

我的牙齿整形也不如某些人好。

But I made Sarah Jones promise

但是我让沙拉.琼斯保证

she gonna bring me this time,

她这次会带我来

'cause she didn't bring me before,

因为她以前没有让我来，

but you know, I just want to say,

但你知道，我只想说

there's a lot of things more important

有很多事情比

than counting calories,

计算卡路里重要，

and as somebody living on the streets in New York,

像有人住在纽约的街头，

and getting to come here, hear y'all ideas worth spreading,

或者来到这里，听听值得传播的理念

I want to tell y'all I believe in this idea

我想告诉你们我相信这个主意

that the present is the new future,

现在就是新的未来，

that where you sit, you create everything

你们座的地方，你们创造的事情

that's gonna come, for better or worse.

那会来到，不论好还是坏，

And for me, I think homeless

对我来说，我认为无家可归

is the wrong word for it anyway.

不管如何是一个错误的字

You know, I might not have me no place

你知道，我也许没有住处

to lay my head at night,

在晚上让我的头靠在哪里

but that just makes me houseless.

那只是让我成为没有房子的人。

I have me a home. You do too.

但我有自己是我的家。你也是。

Find it and try to find yourself in there.

发现它，并且发现你自己在那里

Make sure you know,

让自己能够肯定

it's not just about virtual reality in space.

它不是关于在宇宙空间的完美的存在。

That's wonderful, but it's also about

那是奇妙的，但也在于

the actual reality here on Earth.

真正的现实在地球上。

How are people living today?

人们怎样度过今天

How can you be part of the solution?

你们如何成为部分的解决方法

Thank y'all for thinking about that

感谢你们想着关于

right now in the present moment

以现在在这个时刻

to influence the future.

来影响未来

I appreciate it. Bye-bye.

我谢谢它。再见

(Applause)

鼓掌

Thank you all very, very much.

非常非常感谢你们

Thank you for trusting me, Chris.

感谢你的信任，克瑞斯。

(Applause)

鼓掌