Stew: "Black Men Ski"

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Has anyone ever been to Aspen, Colorado?
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It's not a joke yet;
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those aren't the jokes.
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Is this thing off?
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I went to Aspen recently
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and stumbled into this song.
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♫ Black men go to Aspen ♫
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♫ and rent colorful chalets. ♫
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♫ Giggle at the questions ♫
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♫ their mere presence seems to raise. ♫
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♫ Get taken for men ♫
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♫ we don't resemble in the least. ♫
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"Are you ... ?"
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"No."
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♫ It's a winter wonderland ♫
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♫ in the belly of the beast. ♫
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♫ And black men ski. ♫
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♫ Black men ski. ♫
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♫ Black men send back sushi ♫
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♫ with a scorned Yakuza's flair. ♫
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♫ We make postmodern art ♫
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♫ with bacon grease ♫
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♫ and hot combed hair. ♫
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♫ We secretly play Beethoven ♫
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♫ inside our bassmobiles. ♫
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♫ We can tell you how cool looks ♫
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♫ but cannot show you how it feels ♫
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♫ when black men ski. ♫
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♫ When black men ski. ♫
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♫ Black men now are students ♫
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♫ of gay sensibility. ♫
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♫ We wear ironic T-shirts ♫
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♫ drenched in code unknown to thee. ♫
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♫ We get baptized in Walden Pond ♫
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♫ amongst a searing mob ♫
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♫ because the cleansing blood of Jesus ♫
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♫ could not do a thorough job. ♫
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♫ Black men ski. ♫
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♫ Black men ski. ♫
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♫ Chinese guys can jump real high ♫
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♫ and Germans cook soul food. ♫
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♫ White boys rap and hippies nap ♫
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♫ their dreads up to look rude. ♫
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♫ Jazz is now suburban ♫
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♫ it's Marsalisly clean. ♫
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♫ And now we've got Viagra ♫
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♫ everyone's a sex machine. ♫
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♫ So black men ski. ♫
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What else can we do?
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♫ Black men ski. ♫
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♫ Black men ski. ♫
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♫ Black men ski. ♫
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♫ Some kids I'll describe as friends ♫
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♫ say I am race-obsessed. ♫
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♫ The luxury of your opinion ♫
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♫ shows that you are blessed. ♫
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♫ See, I have poems about sunsets ♫
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♫ flowers and the rain. ♫
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♫ I've read them to policemen ♫
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♫ but it was all in vain. ♫
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♫ So black men ski. ♫
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♫ Black men ski ... ♫
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elegantly.
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♫ Black men ski. ♫
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♫ Black men ski. ♫
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