David Pogue: Cool new things you can do with your mobile

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I'm the weekly tech critic for the New York Times.
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I review gadgets and stuff.
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And mostly what good dads should be doing this time of year
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is nestling with their kids and decorating the Christmas tree.
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What I'm mostly doing this year
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is going on cable TV and answering the same question:
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"What are the tech trends for next year?"
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And I'm like, "Didn't we just go through this last year?"
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But I'm going to pick the one that interests me most, and that is the
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completed marriage of the cell phone and the Internet.
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You know, I found that volcano on Google Images,
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not realizing how much it makes me look like the cover of Dianetics.
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(Laughter)
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Anyway, this all started a few years ago,
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when they started carrying your voice over the Internet rather than over a phone line,
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and we've come a long way since that.
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But that was interesting in itself. This is companies like Vonage.
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Basically you take an ordinary telephone, you plug it into this little box
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that they give you and the box plugs into your cable modem.
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Now, it works just like a regular phone.
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So you can pick up the phone, you hear a dial tone,
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but its just a fake-out. It's a WAV file of a dial tone,
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just to reassure you that the world hasn't ended.
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It could be anything. It could be salsa music
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or a comedy routine -- it doesn't matter.
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The little box has your phone number.
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So that's really cool -- you can take it to London or Siberia,
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and your next door neighbor can dial your home number and your phone will ring,
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because it's got everything in the box.
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They've got every feature known to man in there,
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because adding a new feature is just software.
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And as a result of Voice Over IP --
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I hate that term -- Voice Over Internet --
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land-line home-phone service has gone down 30 percent in the last three years.
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I mean, no self-respecting college kid has home phone service anymore.
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This is what college kids are more likely to have. It's the most popular
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VOIP service in the world: It's Skype.
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It's a free program you download for your Mac or PC,
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and you make free phone calls anywhere in the world
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The downside is that you have to wear a headset like a nerd.
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It's not your phone -- it's your computer.
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But nonetheless, if you're a college kid and you have no money,
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believe me, this is better than trying to use your cell phone.
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It's really cute seeing middle-aged people
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like me, try out Skype for the first time,
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which is usually when their kid goes away for a semester abroad.
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They don't want to pay the international fees,
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so they're like, "Timmy! Is that you?"
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(Laughter)
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It's really cute.
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But I -- at least it was when I did it --
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(Laughter)
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I think where VOIP is really going to get interesting
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is when they start putting it on cell phones.
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Imagine if you had an ordinary cell phone,
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and any time you were in a wireless hotspot --
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free calls anywhere in the world,
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never pay the cellular company a nickel.
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It'd be really, really cool -- and yet,
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even though the technology for this has been available
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for five years, incredibly,
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the number of standard cell phones
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offered by US carriers with free VOIP
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is zero!
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I can't figure out why!
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(Laughter)
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Actually, I need to update that. There's one now.
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And it's so interesting that I thought I would tell you about it.
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It comes from T-Mobile.
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And I am not paid by T-Mobile.
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I'm not plugging T-Mobile.
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The New York Times has very rigid policies about that.
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Ever since that Jayson Blair jerk ruined it for all of us.
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(Laughter)
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Basically, the reason you haven't heard about this program
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is because it was introduced last year
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on June 29.
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Does anyone remember what else happened on June 29 last year?
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It was the iPhone. The iPhone came out that day.
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I'm like, can you imagine being the
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T-Mobile PR lady? You know?
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"Hi, we have an announcement to -- WAH!!!"
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(Laughter)
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But it's actually really, really cool. You have a choice of phones,
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and we're not talking smartphones --
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ordinary phones, including a Blackberry, that have Wi-Fi.
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The deal is, any time you're in a Wi-Fi hotspot,
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all your calls are free.
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And when you're out of the hotspot, you're on the regular cellular network.
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You're thinking, "Well, how often am I in a hotspot?"
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The answer is, "All the time!"
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Because they give you
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a regular wireless router that works with the phone,
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for your house.
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Which is really ingenious, because we all know that
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T-Mobile is the most pathetic carrier.
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They have coverage like the size of my thumbnail.
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(Laughter)
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But it's a hundred million dollars to put up one of those towers. Right?
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They don't have that kind of money. Instead they give each of us
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a seven-dollar-and-95-cent box. They're like a stealth tower installation program.
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We're putting it in our homes for them!
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Anyway, they have Wi-Fi phones in Europe.
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But the thing that T-Mobile did that nobody's done before
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is, when you're on a call an you move from Wi-Fi into cellular range,
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the call is handed off in mid-syllable,
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seamlessly. I'll show you the advanced technologies
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we use at the New York Times to test this gear.
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This is me with a camcorder on a phone
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going like this.
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(Laughter)
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As I walk out of the house from my Wi-Fi hotspot
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into the cellular network on a call with my wife --
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look at the upper left. That's the Wi-Fi signal.
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(Video): Jennifer Pogue: Hello?
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David Pogue: Hi babes, it's me.
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JP: Oh, hi darling, how are you?
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DP: You're on Wi-Fi. How does it sound?
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JP: Oh, it sounds pretty good.
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Now, I'm leaving the house. DP: I'm going for a walk -- do you mind?
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JP: No not at all. I'm having a great day with the kids.
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DP: What are you guys doing?
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Right there!
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It just changed to the cellular tower in mid-call.
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I don't know why my wife says I never listen to her. I don't get that.
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(Laughter)
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The bottom line is that the boundaries,
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because of the Internet plus cell phone, are melting.
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The cool thing about the T-Mobile phones
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is that although switching technologies is very advanced,
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the billing technology has not caught up.
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So what I mean is that you can start a call
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in your house in the Wi-Fi hotspot,
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you can get in your car and talk until the battery's dead --
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which would be like 10 minutes --
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(Laughter)
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And the call will continue to be free.
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Because they don't, they haven't --
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well, no, wait! Not so fast.
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It also works the other way.
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So if you start a call on your cellular network
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and you come home, you keep being billed.
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Which is why most people with this service
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get into the habit of saying,
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"Hey, I just got home. Can I call you right back?"
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Now you get it.
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It's also true that if you use one of these phones overseas,
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it doesn't know what Internet hotspot you're in.
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On the Internet nobody knows you're a dog,
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right? Nobody knows you're in Pakistan.
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You can make free unlimited calls
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home to the US with these phones. So, very, very interesting.
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This is another favorite of mine.
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Does anyone here have a working cell phone
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that's on, with coverage, who can make a call right now without a lot of fussing?
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OK. Would you call me please right now? [Phone number given.]
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And don't you all call me at three a.m. asking me to fix your printer.
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(Laughter)
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I have two cell phones, so this going to be very odd, if it works.
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I should know not to do technology demos
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in front of an audience. It's just, like, absurd.
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This one is going off. And -- oh, I have the ringer off. Tsh! Great.
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Anyway, this one is also going off. So they're both ringing at the same time.
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Excuse me one second.
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Hello?
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Oh. Where are you calling from?
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No, no just kidding. There he is. Thank you very much for doing that.
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I didn't even know it was you -- I was looking at this guy.
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Oh great! Yeah. Yeah you can all stop calling now!
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(Laughter)
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All right! We've made the point.
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All right. Ringer off. Everyone wants in on the action.
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(Laughter)
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So this is Grand Central at work -- it's a --
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oh, for gods sake!
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(Laughter)
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I have your numbers now!
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(Laughter)
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You will pay.
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Grand Central is this really brilliant idea
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where they give you a new phone number,
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and then at that point one phone number rings all your phones at once.
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Your home phone, your work phone, your cell phone, your yacht phone
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(this is the EG crowd).
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(Laughter)
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The beauty of that is you never miss a call.
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I know a lot of you are like,
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"Ooh, I don't want to be reached at any hour."
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But the beauty is it's all going through the internet,
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so you get all of these really cool features --
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like you can say, I want these people to be able to call me only during these hours.
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And I want these people to hear this greeting,
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"Hi boss, I'm out making us both some money. Leave a message."
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And then your wife calls, and, "Hi honey, leave me a message."
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Very, very customizable.
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Google bought it, and they've been working on it for a year.
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They're supposed to come out with it very shortly in a public method.
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By the way, this is something that really bothers me.
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I don't know if you realize this. When you call 411 on your cell phone,
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they charge you two bucks.
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Did you know that? It's an outrage.
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I actually got a photograph of the Verizon employee right there.
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I'm going to tell you how to avoid that now.
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What you're going to use is Google Cellular.
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It's totally free -- there's not even ads.
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If you know how to send a text message, you can get the same information for free.
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I'm about to change your life. So here's me doing it.
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You send a text message to the word "Google,"
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which turns out to be 46645.
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Leave off the last "e" for savings.
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Anyway, so lets say you need a drugstore near Chicago.
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You type "pharmacy Chicago," or the zip code.
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You hit send, and in five seconds,
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they will send you back the two closest drugstores,
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complete with name address and phone number.
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Here it comes.
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And it's already written down -- so, like, if you're driving,
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you don't have to do one of these things, "Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh."
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It works with weather, too.
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You can say "Weather," and the name of the city you're going to travel to.
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And then in five seconds, they send you back
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the complete weather forecast for that town.
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Shortly I'll tell you why I was in Milan.
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Here we go. And those are just the beginning.
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These are all the different things that you can text to Google and they will --
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yeah! You're all trying to write this down.
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That's cute. I do have an email address. You can just ask me.
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It's absolutely phenomenal. The only downside
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is that it requires you to know how to text --
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send a text message. Nobody over 40 knows how to do that.
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So I'm going to teach you something even better.
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This is called Google Info.
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They've just launched this voice-activated version of the same thing.
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It's speech recognition like you've never heard before.
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So lets say I'm in Monterey,
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and I want what?
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I want to find what? Bagels. OK.
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Google: Say the business and the city and state.
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DP: Bagels, Monterey, California.
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I got the Chinese line.
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(Laughter)
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Google: Bagels, Monterey, California.
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Top eight results: Number one,
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Bagel Bakery on El Dorado Street.
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To select number one, you can press one or say "number one."
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Number two: Bagel Bakery, commissary department.
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Number Two. Number Two. Two.
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(Laughter)
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Why do I listen to people in the audience?
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Well anyway -- oh! Here we go!
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Google: ... commissary department on McClellan Avenue, Monterey.
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I'll connect you, or say "details," or "go back."
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DP: He's connecting me! He doesn't even tell me the phone number.
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He's just connecting me directly. It's like having a personal valet.
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Google: Hold on.
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(Laughter)
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DP: Hi, could I have 400 with a schmear?
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No, no, no -- just kidding, no no.
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So anyway, you never even find out the number.
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It's just so amazing.
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And it has incredible, incredible accuracy.
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This is even more amazing. Put this in your speed dial.
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This you can ask by voice any question.
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Who won the 1958 World Series?
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What's the recipe for a certain cocktail?
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It's absolutely amazing -- and they text you back the answer.
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I tried this this morning just to make sure it's still alive.
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"Which actors have played James Bond?"
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They text me back this: "Sean Connery,
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George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, Daniel Craig."
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Right! And then I was trying to pretend I was like a Valley girl.
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I'm like, "What's the word that means you know, like,
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when the sun, the moon and the earth are, like, all in a line?"
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Just to see how the recognition was.
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They texted me back, "It's called a syzygy."
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Which I knew, because it's the word that won me the Ohio spelling bee in 1976.
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You know, there's a lot of people wondering, "How on earth are they going to
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make money doing this?" And the answer is: look at the last line.
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They put this teeny-weeny little ad, about 10 characters long.
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And a lot of people also want to know, "How does it work?
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How can it be so good? It's as though there is a human being
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on the other end of the line."
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Because there is one!
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They have 10,000 people
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who are being paid 20 cents per answer.
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As you can imagine, it's college kids and old people.
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That's who can afford to do that.
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But it's a human being on the line. And it's gotten me out of so many
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tough positions like, "When's the last flight out of Chicago?"
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You know. It's just absolutely amazing.
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Another thing that really bothers me about cell phones today --
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this is probably my biggest pet peeve in all of technology.
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When I call to leave you a message,
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I get 15 seconds of instructions
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from a third-grade teacher on Ambien!
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(Laughter)
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"To page this person ... "
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Page? What is this, 1975?
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Nobody has pagers anymore.
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"You may begin speaking at the tone.
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When you have finished recording,
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you may hang up." No!
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(Laughter)
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And then it gets worse:
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when I call to retrieve my messages,
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first of all: "You have 87 messages.
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To listen to your messages ... "
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Why else am I calling?
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(Laughter)
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Of course I want to listen to the messages!
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(Laughter)
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Oh! You all have cell phones too.
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So last year I went to Milan, Italy,
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and I got to speak to an audience
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of cellular executives from 200 countries around the world.
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And I said as a joke -- as a joke, I said,
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"I did the math. Verizon has 70 million customers.
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If you check your voicemail twice a day,
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that's 100 million dollars a year.
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I bet you guys are doing this just to run up our airtime, aren't you?"
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No chuckle. They're like this --
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(Laughter)
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Where is the outrage, people? Rise up!
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(Laughter)
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Sorry. I'm not bitter.
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(Laughter)
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So now I'm going to tell you how to get out of that.
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There are these services that transcribe
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your voicemail into text.
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And they send it either to your email
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or as text messages to your phone.
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It is a life-changer.
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And by the way, they don't always get the words right,
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because it's over the phone and all that.
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So they attach the audio file at the bottom of the email
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so you can listen to double-check.
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The services are called things like Spinvox,
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Phonetag -- this is the one I use --
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Callwave. A lot of people say, "How are they doing this?
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I don't really want people listening in to my calls."
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The executives at these companies told me,
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"Well we use a proprietary B-to-B, best-of-breed, peer-to-peer soluti -- " you know.
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I think basically it's like these guys in India with headsets, you know, listening in.
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The reason I think that is that
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on the first day I tried one of these services,
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I got two voicemail messages. One was from a guy named Michael Stevenson,
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which shouldn't be that hard to transcribe, and it was misspelled.
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The other was from my video producer at the Times, whose name is Vijaiy Singh,
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with the silent 'h'. Nailed that one.
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(Laughter)
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So you be the judge.
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(Laughter)
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Anyway, this service, Callwave, promises
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that it's all software -- nobody is listening to your messages.
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And they also promise that they're going to transcribe only the gist
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of your messages.
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(Laughter)
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So I thought I'd see how that goes.
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This is me testing it out.
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(Video): Hello, this is Michael.
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Hope you're doing well. I'm fine here. Everything's good.
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Hey, I was walking along the street and the sky was blue.
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And your daughter broke her leg at soccer practice.
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I'm going to have a sandwich for lunch.
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She's in room -- emergency room 53W.
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OK, talk to you later -- bye.
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(Laughter)
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I love my job.
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(Laughter)
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So a couple minutes later, this I got by email.
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It's a very good transcription. But a couple minutes after that,
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I got the text message version. Now remember,
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a text message can only be 160 characters long.
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So it had better be the gist of the gist, right?
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I'm not kidding you. The message said,
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"Was walking along the street" and "sky was blue" and "emergency"!
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(Laughter)
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What the f -- ?
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(Laughter)
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Well I guess that was the gist.
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(Laughter)
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And lastly, I just have to talk about this one.
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This is my favorite of all time. It's called Popularitydialer.com.
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Basically, you're going to go on some
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iffy date, or a potentially bad meeting.
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So you go and you type in your phone number,
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and at the exact minute where you want to be called --
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(Laughter)
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And at that moment your phone will ring.
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And you're like, "I'm sorry. I've got to take this."
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The really beautiful thing is,
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you know how when somebody's sitting next to you, sometimes they can sort of
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hear a little bit of the caller.
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So they give you a choice
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of what you want to hear on the other end.
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Here's the girlfriend.
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Phone: Hey you, what's going on?
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DP: I'm kinda, like, giving a talk right now.
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Phone: Well, that's good.
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DP: What are you doing?
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Phone: I was just wondering what you were up to.
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DP: Right, I can't really talk right now.
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This is the -- I love this -- the boss call.
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Phone: Hey, this is Mr. Johnson calling from the office.
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DP: Oh, hi, sir.
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Phone: Did you complete that thing about a month ago? That photocopier training?
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DP: Oh -- sorry I forgot.
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Phone: Yeah, well so when was the last time you used the photocopier?
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DP: It was like three weeks ago.
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Phone: Well, I don't know if you heard, you might have heard from Lenny, but --
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(Laughter)
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I think the biggest change when Internet met phone
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was with the iPhone.
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Not my finest moment in New York Times journalism.
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It was when in the fall of 2006,
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I explained why Apple would never do a cell phone.
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(Laughter)
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I looked like a moron. However, my logic was good,
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because -- I don't know if you realize this, but -- until the iPhone came along,
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the carriers -- Verizon, AT&T, Cingular --
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held veto power over every aspect
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of every design of every phone.
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I know the people who worked on the Treo.
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They went around to these carriers and said,
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"Look at these cool features." And Verizon is like, "Hmm, no.
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I don't think so."
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It was not very conducive to innovation.
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What I didn't anticipate was that Steve Jobs
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went around and said, "Tell you what -- I'll give you a five-year exclusive
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if you'll let me design this phone in peace --
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and you won't even see it till it's done."
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Actually, even so, he was turned down by Verizon and others.
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Finally Cingular said OK.
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I'm going to talk about the effect of the iPhone.
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Please don't corner me at the party tonight
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and go, "What are you? An Apple fan boy?"
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- you know. I'm not.
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You can see what I said about it. It's a flawed masterpiece.
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It's got bad things and good things. Lets all acknowledge that right now.
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But it did change a few things. The first thing it changed
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was that all those carriers saw
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that they sold 10 million of these things in a year.
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And they said, "Oh my gosh, maybe we've been doing it wrong.
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Maybe we should let phone designers design the phones."
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(Applause)
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Another thing was that it let 10 million people,
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for the first time, experience being online all the time.
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Not using these 60-dollar-a-month
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cellular cards for their laptops.
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I don't understand why we're not there yet.
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When I'm an old man, I'm going to tell my grandchildren,
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"When I was your age, if I wanted to check my email,
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I used to drive around town looking for a coffee shop. I did!"
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(Laughter)
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"We had wireless base stations that could
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broadcast -- yay, about 150 feet across."
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(Laughter)
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It's absurd. We have power outlets
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in every room of every building. We have running water.
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What's the problem?
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Anyway -- but this teaches people what it's like.
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You have to go to YouTube
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and type in "iPhone Shuffle."
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This guy did a mock video of one
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that's one inch square, like the real iPod Shuffle.
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It's like, "It only has one button.
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Touch it and it dials a number at random."
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(Laughter)
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"Who the hell is this?"
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(Laughter)
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But the other thing it did
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is it opened up this idea of an app store.
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It downloads right to the phone.
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And you can use the tilt sensor
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to steer this car using this game.
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These programs can use all the components
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of the iPhone -- the touch screen.
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This is the Etch-A-Sketch program -- the theme of EG 2008.
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You know how you erase it?
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Of course. You shake it.
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Right, of course. We shake it to erase, like this.
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They have 10,000 of these programs.
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This is the translator program. They have every language in the world.
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You type in what you want, and it gives you the translation.
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This is amazing. This is Midomi.
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A song is running through your head --
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you sing it into the thing:
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do do do do do, da da da da da da, da dum ...
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OK, you tap, "Done" and it will find out the song and play it for you.
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I know. It's insane, right?
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This is Pandora. Free Internet radio. Not just free Internet radio --
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you type in a band or a song name.
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It will immediately play you that song or that band.
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It has a thumbs-up and a thumbs-down.
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You say if you like this song or not.
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If you like it, it tries another song on you
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from a different band, with the same instrumentation, vocals,
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theme and tempo.
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If you like that one, or don't like it,
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you do thumbs-up and thumbs-down. Over time it tailors the songs
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so that it completely stops playing bad songs.
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It eventually only plays songs you like.
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This is Urbanspoon. You're in a city. It knows from GPS where you're standing.
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You want to find a place to eat. You shake it.
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It proposes a restaurant.
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It gives you the price, and the location and ratings.
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Video: I'm not going all the way to Flushing.
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Anyway, just amazing, amazing things.
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Of course, its not just about the iPhone.
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The iPhone broke the dyke, the wall.
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But now it's everybody else. So Google has done their own Android operating system
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that will soon be on handsets -- phones from 34 companies.
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Touch screen -- very, very nice.
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Also with its own app store, where you can download programs.
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This is amazing. In the wake of all this,
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Verizon, the most calcified, corporate,
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conservative carrier of all,
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said, "You can use any phone you want on our network."
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I love the Wired headline:
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Pigs Fly, Hell Freezes Over
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and Verizon Opens Up Its Network -- No. Really.
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So everything is changing. We've entered
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a new world of innovation, where the cell phone becomes your laptop,
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customized the way you want it.
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Every cell phone is unique. There is software that you can add on.
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Can I do one more one-minute song? Thank you.
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(Applause)
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Just to round it up -- this is the new Apple Power Music Stand.
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It's only three pounds,
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or 12 if you install Microsoft Office.
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(Laughter)
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Sorry, that was mean.
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This is a song I did for the New York Times website as a music video.
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Ladies and gentlemen, for seven blissful hours
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it was the number one video on YouTube.
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(To the tune of "My Way")
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And now the end is near.
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I'm sick to death
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of this old cell phone.
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Bad sound, the signal's weak,
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the software stinks.
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A made-in-Hell phone.
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I've heard there's something new --
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a million times more rad than my phone.
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I too will join the cult.
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I want an iPhone.
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Concerns -- I have a few. It's got some flaws;
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we may just face it.
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No keys, no memory card,
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the battery's sealed --
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you can't replace it.
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But God, this thing is sweet.
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A multitouch, iPod, Wi-Fi phone.
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You had me from, "Hello."
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I want an iPhone.
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I want to touch its precious screen.
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I want to wipe the smudges clean.
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I want my friends to look and drool.
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I want to say, "Look -- now I'm cool"
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I stood in line and I'll get mine.
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I want an iPhone.
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For what is a man?
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What has he got? If not iPhone,
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then he's got squat.
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It's all the things a phone should be.
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Who cares if it's AT&T?
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I took a stand, paid half a grand!
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And I got an iPhone!
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(Applause)
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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(Applause)
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