Harry Baker: A love poem for lonely prime numbers

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My name is Harry Baker. Harry Baker is my name.
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If your name was Harry Baker, then our names would be the same.
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(Laughter)
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It's a short introductory part.
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Yeah, I'm Harry.
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I study maths. I write poetry.
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So I thought I'd start with a love poem about prime numbers.
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(Laughter)
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This is called "59."
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I was going to call it "Prime Time Loving."
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That reaction is why I didn't.
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(Laughter)
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So, "59."
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59 wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.
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Realizes all his hair is on one side of his head.
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Takes just under a minute to work out that it’s because of the way that he slept.
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He finds some clothes and gets dressed.
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He can’t help but look in the mirror and be subtly impressed
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How he looks rough around the edges and yet casually messed.
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And as he glances out the window, he sees the sight that he gets blessed with
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of 60 from across the street.
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Now 60 was beautiful.
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With perfectly trimmed cuticles, dressed in something suitable.
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Never rude or crude at all.
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Unimprovable, right on time as usual, more on cue than a snooker ball
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but liked to play it super cool.
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59 wanted to tell her that he knew her favorite flower.
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He thought of her every second, every minute, every hour.
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But he knew it wouldn’t work, he’d never get the girl.
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Because although she lived across the street
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they came from different worlds.
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While 59 admired 60’s perfectly round figure,
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60 thought 59 was odd. (Laughter)
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One of his favorite films was "101 Dalmatians."
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She preferred the sequel.
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He romanticized the idea they were star-crossed lovers.
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They could overcome the odds and evens because they had each other.
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While she maintained the strict views imposed on her by her mother
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That separate could not be equal.
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And though at the time he felt stupid and dumb
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For trying to love a girl controlled by her stupid mum,
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He should have been comforted by the simple sum.
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Take 59 away from 60, and you’re left with the one.
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Sure enough after two months of moping around,
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61 days later, 61 was who he found,
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He had lost his keys and his parents were out.
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So one day after school he went into a house
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As he noticed the slightly wonky numbers on the door,
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He wondered why he’d never introduced himself before,
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As she let him in, his jaw dropped in awe.
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61 was like 60, but a little bit more. (Laughter)
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She had prettier eyes, and an approachable smile,
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And like him, rough around the edges, casual style,
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And like him, everything was in disorganized piles,
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And like him, her mum didn’t mind if friends stayed a while.
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Because she was like him, and he liked her.
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He reckoned she would like him if she knew he was like her,
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And it was different this time. I mean, this girl was wicked,
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So he plucked up the courage and asked for her digits.
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She said, "I'm 61." He grinned, said, "I'm 59."
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Today I’ve had a really nice time,
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So tomorrow if you wanted you could come over to mine?
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She said, "Sure."
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She loved talking to someone just as quirky,
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She agreed to this unofficial first date.
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In the end he was only ready one minute early,
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But it didn’t matter because she arrived one minute late.
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And from that moment on there was nonstop chatter,
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How they loved "X Factor," how they had two factors,
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How that did not matter, distinctiveness made them better,
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By the end of the night they knew they were meant together.
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And one day she was talking about stuck-up 60,
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She noticed that 59 looked a bit shifty.
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He blushed, told her of his crush:
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“The best thing that never happened because it led to us.”
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61 was clever, see, not prone to jealousy,
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She looked him in the eyes and told him quite tenderly,
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"You’re 59, I’m 61, together we combine to become twice what 60 could ever be."
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(Laughter)
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At this point 59 had tears in his eyes,
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Was so glad to have this one-of-a-kind girl in his life.
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He told her the very definition of being prime
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Was that with only one and himself could his heart divide,
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And she was the one he wanted to give his heart to,
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She said she felt the same and now she knew the films were half true.
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Because that wasn't real love, that love was just a sample,
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When it came to real love, they were a prime example.
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Cheers.
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(Applause)
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That was the first poem that I wrote
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and it was for a prime number-themed poetry night -- (Laughter) --
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which turned out to be a prime number-themed poetry competition.
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And I became a prime number-themed poetry competition winner,
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or as I like to call it, a prime minister. (Laughter)
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And this is how I discovered these things called poetry slams,
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and if you don't know what a poetry slam is,
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it was a format come up with in America 30 years ago
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as a way of tricking people into going to poetry events
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by putting an exciting word like "slam" on the end.
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(Laughter)
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And each performer got three minutes to perform
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and then random audience members would hold up scorecards,
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and they would end up with a numerical score,
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and what this meant is,
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it kind of broke down the barrier between performer and audience
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and encouraged the kind of connection with the listener.
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And what it also means is you can win.
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And if you win a poetry slam, you can call yourself a slam champion
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and pretend you're a wrestler,
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and if you lose a poetry slam you can say, "Oh, what? Poetry's a subjective art form,
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you can't put numbers on such things."
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(Laughter)
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But I loved it, and I got involved in these slams,
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and I became the U.K. slam champion
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and got invited to the Poetry World Cup in Paris,
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which was unbelievable.
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It was people from all around the world speaking in their native languages
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to be judged by five French strangers.
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(Laughter)
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And somehow, I won, which was great,
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and I've been able to travel the world since doing it,
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but it also means that this next piece
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is technically the best poem in the world.
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(Laughter)
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So...
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(Applause)
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According to five French strangers.
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So this is "Paper People."
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I like people.
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I'd like some paper people.
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They’d be purple paper people. Maybe pop-up purple paper people.
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Proper pop-up purple paper people.
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"How do you prop up pop-up purple paper people?"
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I hear you cry. Well I ...
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I’d probably prop up proper pop-up purple paper people
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with a proper pop-up purple people paperclip,
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but I’d pre-prepare appropriate adhesives as alternatives,
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a cheeky pack of Blu Tack just in case the paper slipped.
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Because I could build a pop-up metropolis.
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but I wouldn’t wanna deal with all the paper people politics.
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paper politicians with their paper-thin policies,
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broken promises without appropriate apologies.
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There’d be a little paper me. And a little paper you.
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And we could watch paper TV and it would all be pay-per-view.
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(Laughter)
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We’d see the poppy paper rappers rap about their paper package
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or watch paper people carriers get stuck in paper traffic on the A4.
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(Laughter) Paper.
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There’d be a paper princess Kate but we’d all stare at paper Pippa,
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and then we’d all live in fear of killer Jack the Paper-Ripper,
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because the paper propaganda propagates the people's prejudices,
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papers printing pictures of the photogenic terrorists.
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A little paper me. And a little paper you.
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And in a pop-up population people’s problems pop up too.
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There’d be a pompous paper parliament who remained out of touch,
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and who ignored the people's protests about all the paper cuts,
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then the peaceful paper protests would get blown to paper pieces,
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by the confetti cannons manned by pre-emptive police.
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And yes there’d still be paper money, so there’d still be paper greed,
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and the paper piggy bankers pocketing more than they need,
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purchasing the potpourri to pepper their paper properties,
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others live in poverty and ain’t acknowledged properly.
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A proper poor economy where so many are proper poor,
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but while their needs are ignored the money goes to big wars.
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Origami armies unfold plans for paper planes
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and we remain imprisoned in our own paper chains,
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but the greater shame is that it always seems to stay the same,
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what changes is who’s in power choosing how to lay the blame,
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they’re naming names, forgetting these are names of people,
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because in the end it all comes down to people.
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I like people.
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'Cause even when the situation’s dire,
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it is only ever people who are able to inspire,
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and on paper, it’s hard to see how we all cope.
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But in the bottom of Pandora’s box there’s still hope,
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and I still hope 'cause I believe in people.
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People like my grandparents.
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Who every single day since I was born,
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have taken time out of their morning to pray for me.
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That’s 7892 days straight of someone checking I’m okay,
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and that’s amazing.
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People like my aunt who puts on plays with prisoners.
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People who are capable of genuine forgiveness.
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People like the persecuted Palestinians.
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People who go out of their way to make your life better,
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and expect nothing in return.
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You see, people have potential to be powerful.
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Just because the people in power tend to pretend to be victims
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we don’t need to succumb to that system.
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And a paper population is no different.
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There’s a little paper me. And a little paper you.
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And in a pop-up population people's problems pop up too,
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but even if the whole world fell apart then we’d still make it through.
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Because we’re people.
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Thank you.
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(Applause)
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Thank you very much. I've just got time for one more.
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For me, poetry has been the ultimate way of ideas without frontiers.
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When I first started,
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the people who inspired me were the ones with the amazing stories,
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and I thought, as an 18-year-old with a happy life, it was too normal,
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but I could create these worlds where I could talk about my experiences
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and dreams and beliefs.
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So it's amazing to be here in front of you today.
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Thank you for being here.
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If you weren't here,
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it would be pretty much like the sound check yesterday.
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(Laughter)
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And this is more fun.
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So this last one is called "The Sunshine Kid."
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Thank you very much for listening.
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Old man sunshine was proud of his sun,
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And it brightened his day to see his little boy run,
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Not because of what he’d done, nor the problems overcome,
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But that despite that his disposition remained a sunny one.
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It hadn’t always been like this.
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There’d been times when he’d tried to hide his brightness,
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You see, every star hits periods of hardship,
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It takes a brighter light to inspire them through the darkness.
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If we go back to when he was born in a nebula,
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We know that he never was thought of as regular,
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Because he had a flair about him,
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To say the Midas touch is wrong
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But all he went near seemed to turn a little bronze,
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Yes this sun was loved by some more than others,
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It was a case of Joseph and his dreamcoat and his brothers
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Because standing out from the crowd had its pros and its cons,
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And jealousy created enemies in those he outshone
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Such as the Shadow People.
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Now the Shadow People didn’t like the Sunshine Kid,
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Because he showed up the dark things the Shadow People did,
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And when he shone he showed the places where the Shadow People hid,
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So the Shadow People had an evil plan to get rid of him,
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First up -- they made fun of his sunspots,
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Shooting his dreams from the sky, their words were gunshots,
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Designed to remind him he wasn’t very cool
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And he didn’t fit in with any popular kids at school.
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They said his head was up in space and they would bring him down to Earth,
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Essentially he came from nothing and that is what he was worth,
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He’d never get to go to university to learn,
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Only degrees he’d ever show would be the first degree burns
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From those that came too close,
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they told him he was too bright,
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That’s why no one ever looked him in the eyes,
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His judgment became clouded
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So did the sky, With evaporated tears
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as the sun started to cry.
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Because the sunshine kid was bright, with a warm personality,
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And inside he burned savagely
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Hurt by the words and curses of the shadowy folk
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who spoke holes in his soul and left cavities,
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And as his heart hardened, his spark darkened,
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Every time they called him names it cooled his flames,
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He thought they might like him if he kept his light dim
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But they were busy telling lightning she had terrible aim,
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He couldn’t quite get to grips with what they said,
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So he let his light be eclipsed by what they said,
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He fell into a Lone Star State like Texas,
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And felt like he’d been punched in his solar plexus.
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But that’s when Little Miss Sunshine came along
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Singing her favorite song about how we’re made to be strong,
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And you don’t have to be wrong to belong, Just be true to who you are,
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because we are all stars at heart.
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Little Miss Sunshine was hot stuff,
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The kind of girl when you looked at her
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you forgot stuff,
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But for him, there was no forgetting her,
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The minute he saw her her image burned in his retina,
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She was out of this world, and she accepted him,
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Something about this girl meant he knew whenever she was next to him,
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Things weren’t as dark as they seemed, and he dared to dream,
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Shadows were nowhere to be seen; when she was there he beamed,
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His eyes would light up in ways that can’t be faked,
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When she grinned her rays erased the razor-tipped words of hate,
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They gave each other nicknames, they were "cool star" and "fun sun,"
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And gradually the shadowy damage became undone,
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She was one in a septillion, and she was brilliant,
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Could turn the coldest blooded reptilians vermillion,
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Loved by billions, from Chileans to Brazilians,
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And taught the Sunshine Kid the meaning of resilience.
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She said: “All the darkness in the world
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cannot put out the light from a single candle
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So how the hell can they handle your light?
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Only you can choose to dim it, and the sky is the limit,
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so silence the critics by burning.”
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And if eyes are windows to the soul then she drew back the curtains
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And let the sun shine through the hurting.
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In a universe of adversity these stars stuck together,
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And though days became nights the memories would last forever,
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Whether the weatherman said it or not, it would be fine,
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'Cause even behind the clouds the kid could still shine.
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Yes, the Sunshine Kid was bright, with a warm personality,
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And inside he burned savagely,
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Fueled by the fire inspired across galaxies
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By the girl who showed him belief.
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Thank you very much.
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