Cockney Rhyming Slang with Jason Statham* and Jonnie Statham

"I ain't got nothing on me!"

bende hiçbir şey yok

Think that's all I can tell you for now.

şimdi sana söyleyebileceğimin hepsi bu

I'm going to er, see a man about a horse. Know what I mean?

tuvalete gideceğim ne dediğimi anladın sen?

Alright. Cockney rhyming slang. First, What is a cockney?

Peki. Cockney kafiyeli argosu. İlk olarak Cockney nedir?

A true Cockney is someone born within the sound of Bow Bells which is St. Mary-Le-Bow church and east London.

Gerçek bir Cockney, St. Mary-Le-Bow kilisesi ve doğu Londra'daki Bow Bells'in sesi içinde doğmuş bir kişidir.

Ding.

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Ding!

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Now of course Cockney's spread to other parts of England, not just London

Elbette, Cockney, sadece Londra’nın değil, İngiltere’nin diğer bölgelerine de yayıldı.

Essex, Luton, Leighton Buzzard, to...

Essex, Luton, Leighton Buzzard ...

They're all shitholes

Hepsi boktan

So why don't you join us for a cuppa Rosey

Öyleyse neden bize bir fincan Rosey için katılmıyorsun?

Put up your plates of meat

Et tabağını koy.

"Plates of meat". It means your "feet"

"Et tabağı" .Bu senin "ayakların" anlamına geliyor

My plates of meat

Benim et tabağım

Look lovely

güzel görünüyor

You should look at his plates of meat they look like Hobbit's feet!

Onun et tabağına bakmalısın ,Hobbit'in ayakları gibi görünüyorlar.

Yeah alright, Jon! Alright!

Evet , John! Peki!

You'll have to forgive my brother, he's a bit strange

Kardeşimi affetmelisiniz, o biraz tuhaf

Look, I'll teach you how to use the Cockney rhyming slang,

Bak, sana nasıl Cockney kafiyeli argosunu kullanıcağını öğreteceğim

and how to speak like a Cockney,

ve nasıl Cockney gibi konuşacağını

He'll just...

o sadece ...

I don't know what he'll do. He's off his rocker.

Onun ne yaptığını bilmiyorum

"So unless we intend to do this job in Reno, we're in Barney!"

Yani bu işi Reno'da yapmak istemedikçe, Barney'deyiz!

"Barney Rubble"

"Barney Rubble"

"TROUBLE!"

"SORUN"

Alright, what do you think of him?

Peki, onun hakkında ne düşünüyorsun ?

He ain't a Cockney!

O bir Cockney değil

He was in Iron Man!

o İron Man'de idi

Now, I know what you're thinkin'

Şimdi, ne düşündüğünüzü biliyorum

Why speak in this strange way?

neden tuhaf bir şekilde konuşuyorsunuz?

Why change words unnecessarily?

neden kelimeleri gereksiz yere değiştiriyorsunuz?

Well back in the day, street traders and criminals used to disguise what they were talking about

o güne geri dönüldüğünde, sokak tüccarları ve suçluları ne hakkında konuştuklarını gizliyorlardı.

You wanna avoid the coppers,

sen polislerden korunmak istiyorsan

You gotta be smart, get creative

Akıllı olmalısın, yaratıcı olmalısın

For example, take a word like "look"

örnek olarak, "look" gibi bir kelime al

We replace that word with a short phrase of two or three words

Bu kelimeyi kısa bir iki veya üç sözcükle değiştiriyoruz

But that last word must rhyme with the original word.

Ama son kelime orijinal kelime ile kafiyeli olmalı.

But then to make it more of a code,

Ancak daha sonra bir kod yapmak için

We usually just say the first word of that short phrase.

Genelde sadece bu kısa cümlenin ilk kelimesini söyleriz.

So, for example:

Yani , örneğin:

If I wanted to say "Let me have a look"

eğer ben "Bakmama izin ver" demek istersem

in Cockney rhyming slang

Cockney kafiyeli argosunda

I'd say "Let me have a butcher's"

"Bir kasabım olsun" tercih ederim

Another example:

başka bir örnek

If you wanna get your hair cut,

eğer saçını kestirmek istiyorsan

"Hair" rhymes with "Barnet Fayre"

"Saç" "Barnet Fayre" ile kafiyeli

So you could say, in Cockney rhyming slang:

yani Cockney kafiyeli argosunda söyleyebilirsin

"Get your Barnet Fayre cut"

"Barnet Fayre'yi kes"

Wouldn't say that though, would ya?

Ay!?

You'd only say the first word

You just said so

"Barnet!"

"Get your Barnet cut!"

Tell them correctly, or don't do it at all, Jason!

It's very easy, you have to do it right!

Yeah he's right, you would just say the first word usually,

But!

That isn't always the way we use Cockney rhyming slang

For example:

What rhymes with "Lie"?

"Pork pie"

Right, with this one, "Pork pie"

"Pie" rhymes with "Lie"

But we don't simply say "Porks"

We say "Porkies"

You tellin' me porkies!?

What other ones are there?

"Eve"'s the last word

Rhymes with "Believe"

and it's become known as the word to mean "Believe"

But with this,

You can't just say "I don't Adam it"

That would be crazy

You have to use the whole phrase

If you tell me porkies,

I won't Adam and Eve it!

What else is there?

Just remember, alright

There are two different types:

Some that you can break to just the first word of the phrase

Others you have to use the whole phrase

These examples you can break to just the first word of the phrase

Would you like a cuppa rosey, me old china?

"Cuppa rosey"

I ain't got a trouble

Went out for a Ruby last night

You got some nice Hampsteads there!

You're havin' a bubble!

You're talkin' a load of cobbler's

It's not "bubble" it's "giraffe". You're havin' a "giraffe"

Alright, stop rabbiting on, yeah?

Right, these ones we usually say as a whole phrase

Can someone get me a dog and bone

Where's your missus? She's up the apples and pears!

Oy! Have you half-inched my shoes?

Maybe

You tea leaf!

You're lookin' a bit dirty mate, you ain't washed your boat race!

Can we go get a Ruby please, Jason? I am Hank Marvin'

Got a Lady Godiva I could borrow?

Alright! That's enough! That's enough!

Jon! Can't say that on this!

However, Cockney rhyming slang nowadays we don't really use it

It seems antiquated now

We only use it in jest really

Also if you wanted to,

You don't have to just use these ones, you can make up your own

Well it appears it's time for a test

I hope you were paying attention to all that, cos if you weren't,

I'll look you right in your mince pies,

Smash all your Hampsteads

Then I'll break both your bacons, and probably your loaf n' all

Then you'll be in some right Barney, won't ya!

Are you ready?

"Don't tell me any porkies!"

What's a cup of rosey?

What are your "Hampsteads"?

"Get your Barnet cut" What's that?

You ain't got no hair to cut, Jason

Jon, stop! Alright?!

Calm down

I'm sorry for rabbiting on, Jason, but you're being a berk

Gotta calm it down mate, sometimes you just go too far. You know what I mean?