Students Reveal Embarrassing Mistakes | Story Time - English Listening Practice

Hi there, you really like boobs don't you? In fact when I revealed my big English

حتى أنا عند استخدام اللغة الإنجليزية. الآن في الفيديو الأخير الذي قمت به في المعتوه ،

boobs recently you guys had a great time and if you haven't seen that video where

ارتكبت خطأ فادحًا. قلت إن كلمة " المعتوه" في اللغة الإنجليزية الأمريكية تستخدم لتعني

I reveal my big boobs then you definitely should go and catch up on

خطأ تم تصحيحه لاحقًا من قبل العديد من الأمريكيين.

that one first. It'll be appearing above my head now and

آسف أمريكا. لقد تم تصحيحي ، وفي الواقع بعد إجراء المزيد من الأبحاث ،

it'll be in the description box below but after me revealing my big boobs all

اكتشفت أن المعتوه في اللغة الإنجليزية البريطانية يمكن أن يعني الخطأ وكذلك الثديين

my students started revealing their boobs as well so I thought you'd enjoy

بالإضافة إلى شخص سخيف وكذلك طائر ولكن اليوم يدور كل شيء عن

me sharing them with you too. Now before you rush away screaming I'm not talking

أخطاء محرجة. لذا اجعل نفسك مرتاحًا وهنا خمسة من طلابي

about breasts I'm talking about mistakes. Embarrassing mistakes that we all make,

أثداء كبيرة.

even me, when using the English language. Now in the last video I did make a boob,

تأتي القصة الأولى من مدرس لغة إنجليزية آخر كان بالخارج في تايلاند

I made a big mistake. I said the word boob in American English is used to mean

يعلم فصلًا مليئًا بالأطفال الملائكيين الصغار وكان لديه بعض

mistake I was later corrected by many Americans.

البطاقات التعليمية مع صور كان لديه تفاحة ، وكان لديه كرة ، وكان لديه

ساعة ، وما إلى ذلك ، وما إلى ذلك. كان يريد أن يفعل هو الذهاب من خلال الأبجدية. ورفع

Sorry America. I was corrected and actually after doing a lot more research

I found out boob in British English can mean mistake as well as breasts as well

الأطفال صرخات "أ من أجل أبل" ، ورفع الكرة وصرخوا جميعًا

"ب من أجل الكرة". كانت المشكلة هي حرف L الخاص بهم ، ولم يكن حرف L المظلم جيدًا جدًا.

as a silly person and as well as a bird but today is all about embarrassing

في بعض اللغات ، يكون الحرف L المظلم صعبًا لأنني متأكد من أن بعضكم

mistakes. So make yourself comfortable and here are five of my students big

سيعرف. الآن عندما رفع الصورة الثالثة للساعة ، صرخ فصل كامل من

boobs.

The first story comes from another English teacher who was out in Thailand

الأطفال الملائكيين الصغار "سي من أجل الديك". أنا متأكد من أن معظمكم

teaching a class full of beautiful angelic little children and he had some

سيعرف ما تعنيه كلمة الديك ، ولكن إذا لم تفعل ، فهذه كلمة أخرى ، أو كلمة فظة ، أو

flashcards with images he had an apple, he had a ball, he had a

clock, and so on, and all he wanted to do was go through the alphabet. He held up

قضيب الرجل ، وليس شيئًا تريد أن يقوله أطفالك.

the Apple the children shouted "a for Apple" he held up the ball and they all

shouted "b for ball". The trouble was their L's, their dark L's weren't very good.

جاءت القصة التالية من إحدى مشاهدي YouTube الذين قالوا إنهم بدأوا

وظيفة جديدة تمامًا وكانوا يتحدثون عن حياتهم المهنية مع زملائهم الجدد في العمل

In some languages the dark L is difficult as I'm sure some of you will

وجلسوا هناك بسعادة بالغة وأخبروا الجميع أنها كانت دائمًا

know. Now when he held up the third picture of a clock the whole class of

فتاة عاملة ، وهي يعني أنك تعلم أنها عملت طوال حياتها. لم

little angelic children shouted "c for cock". I'm sure that most of you will

تأخذ أي وقت للخارج أبدًا ، لكنهم لم يدركوا أن الفتاة العاملة في

اللغة الإنجليزية البريطانية تعني في الواقع [ __ ]. إذا كنت فتاة عاملة فأنت

know what the word cock means but if you don't it's another word, a crude word

[ __ ]. لذلك أخبرت زملائها الجدد "لقد كنت [ __ ] طوال

for, a man's penis, not something you want your children to be saying.

حياتي ، لقد بعت جسدي" وإذا لم تكن متأكدًا مما تعنيه المومس فربما ابحث

عنه في قاموس على الإنترنت.

The next story came from a YouTube viewer who said they'd started a brand

القصة التالية هي قصة جميلة قرأتها مرة أخرى في تعليقاتي على youtube من

new job and they were talking about their career with their new work

colleagues and very happily sat there and told everyone that she'd always been

طالب يعمل على الهواتف ، وأخبر أحدهم يومًا ما أنه سيتم

a working girl, which she meant you know she worked all her life. She'd never

تعليقه ، وكانت العبارة التي استخدموها هي "من فضلك كن دبًا مع أنا "ما

taken any time out, but they don't realise that working girl in British

قصدت قوله هو" أرجوك تحملني " وهذه العبارة تعني انتظر من فضلك ، تحمل

English actually means prostitute. If you're a working girl you're a

معي ، انتظر لحظة ، وسأعود لكنها قالت" أرجوك كن دب معي "

prostitute. So she told her new colleagues "I've been a prostitute all my

life, I've sold my body" and if you're not sure what prostitute means perhaps look

Grrrr. هناك قصتان أخريان يذهبان إليه يا رفاق ، وكلاهما كلاسيكيات مطلقة ، لكن

it up in an online dictionary.

القصة قبل الأخيرة تأتي من طالب كان جالسًا في فصل اللغة الإنجليزية وقيل له

The next story is a lovely story that I read again in my youtube comments from a

"في فصل اليوم سنناقش السياسة" ودفع

student who works on the phones and one day told someone that they were going to

يده إلى الهواء وقال "أنا أحب السياسة في الحقيقة لدي انتصاب كبير قادم".

be put on hold, and the phrase they used was "please be a bear with me" what she

انتصاب كبير قادم. الانتصاب ، إذا كنت لا تعرف ، يعني أن عمل

meant to say was "please bear with me" and that phrase means wait please, bear with

قضيب الرجل يصبح صعبًا ، صعبًا. لذلك قال للتو أن لدي انتصابًا كبيرًا

me, wait for a moment, and I'll be back but she said "please be a bear with me"

قادمًا. ما كان يقصده هو "أحب السياسة لدي انتخابات كبيرة قادمة

Grrrr. Two more stories to go guys and these are both absolute classics but the

في بلدي". الآن مرة أخرى هذه هي الصعوبة مع L المظلم ، لذا من

penultimate story comes from a student who was sat in an English class and he

المهم جدًا أن تتقن نطق L المظلمة حقًا حتى لا

was told "In today's class we're going to discuss politics" and he thrust of his

hand into the air and said "I love politics in fact I have a big erection coming up". A big

تجده مفيدًا وهو ما آمل أن تكون قد فعلته لأن التعلم من خلال الفكاهة هو

أفضل طريقة للتعلم ، أنت تعرف ما يجب لا تنسى الاشتراك. إذا كنت قد

erection coming up. An erection, if you don't know, means the action of a

أساءت إلى أي شخص ، فأنا آسف أن أعتزم إبلاغه دائمًا. حتى في المرة القادمة

اعتني بنفسك وداعا!

man's penis becoming hard, a hard-on. So he just said I have a big erection

coming up. What he meant was "I love politics I have a big election coming up

in my country". Now again that's that difficulty with the dark L so it's very

important that you really master the pronunciation of the dark L so you don't

tell everyone that you have an erection coming up.

The last story is absolutely priceless and it really highlights some of the

differences between British English and American English so this particular

student works in a big corporation and was attending a drinks event a

get-together full of big wigs that means very important people not the kind of

place where you want to embarrass yourself. So imagine the scene. A very

senior member of staff, very senior, is standing holding two drinks (perhaps

one he was holding for a friend who'd popped to the bathroom, the toilet) in

British English we call this being double parked and if you see someone

who's double parked we generally go "hey you're double parked" but an American lady

walks over and goes "hey you're double fisting". Now the man was unsurprisingly

shocked. Now I debated whether or not I should

share with you what fisting actually means but you see it's a very extreme

sexual act and a little bit embarrassed to describe it to you and so I think the

best thing for you is to Goog.... no don't google it. Definitely don't google it, you

don't want double fisting on your google history. So I'll just leave it to your

imagination but you do not want to approach a senior member of staff in a

party and loudly say oh you're double fisting. Bad career move, a very bad career

move. In fact that's probably the biggest boob that's ever been revealed to me.

Alright guys that's as much boob as I can cope with in one lesson I need some time

off but I definitely think there are more boobs coming your way in the future.

If you have any boobs that you would like to reveal then please go ahead put

it in the comments box below. If you did enjoy this and if you

found it useful which hopefully you did because learning through humor is the

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offended anyone I am sorry my intention is always to inform. Until next time take

care and goodbye!