Students Reveal Embarrassing Mistakes | Story Time - English Listening Practice

Hi there, you really like boobs don't you? In fact when I revealed my big English

até eu, ao usar a língua inglesa. Agora no último vídeo eu fiz uma mamada,

boobs recently you guys had a great time and if you haven't seen that video where

cometi um grande erro. Eu disse que a palavra boob no inglês americano é usada para significar

I reveal my big boobs then you definitely should go and catch up on

erro. Mais tarde, fui corrigido por muitos americanos.

that one first. It'll be appearing above my head now and

Desculpe América. Fui corrigido e, na verdade, depois de fazer muito mais pesquisas,

it'll be in the description box below but after me revealing my big boobs all

descobri que peito em inglês britânico pode significar erro, bem como seios, bem como

my students started revealing their boobs as well so I thought you'd enjoy

uma pessoa boba e também um pássaro, mas hoje é tudo sobre

me sharing them with you too. Now before you rush away screaming I'm not talking

erros embaraçosos. Portanto, fique à vontade e aqui estão cinco peitos grandes de meus alunos

about breasts I'm talking about mistakes. Embarrassing mistakes that we all make,

.

even me, when using the English language. Now in the last video I did make a boob,

A primeira história vem de outro professor de inglês que estava na Tailândia

I made a big mistake. I said the word boob in American English is used to mean

ensinando uma classe cheia de lindas crianças angelicais e ele tinha alguns

mistake I was later corrected by many Americans.

flashcards com imagens que ele tinha uma maçã, ele tinha uma bola, ele tinha um

relógio, e assim por diante, e tudo ele queria fazer era percorrer o alfabeto. Ele ergueu

Sorry America. I was corrected and actually after doing a lot more research

I found out boob in British English can mean mistake as well as breasts as well

a maçã, as crianças gritaram "a de maçã", ele ergueu a bola e todos

gritaram "b de bola". O problema eram seus L's, seus L's escuros não eram muito bons.

as a silly person and as well as a bird but today is all about embarrassing

Em alguns idiomas, o L escuro é difícil, como tenho certeza de que alguns de vocês

mistakes. So make yourself comfortable and here are five of my students big

sabem. Agora, quando ele levantou a terceira figura de um relógio, toda a turma de

boobs.

The first story comes from another English teacher who was out in Thailand

criancinhas angelicais gritou "c de galo". Tenho certeza de que a maioria de vocês

teaching a class full of beautiful angelic little children and he had some

sabe o que significa a palavra pau, mas se não sabe, é outra palavra, uma palavra grosseira

flashcards with images he had an apple, he had a ball, he had a

clock, and so on, and all he wanted to do was go through the alphabet. He held up

para o pênis de um homem, não algo que você queira que seus filhos digam.

the Apple the children shouted "a for Apple" he held up the ball and they all

shouted "b for ball". The trouble was their L's, their dark L's weren't very good.

A próxima história veio de um visualizador do YouTube que disse que havia começado um

novo emprego e estava conversando sobre sua carreira com seus novos

In some languages the dark L is difficult as I'm sure some of you will

colegas de trabalho e ficou muito feliz e disse a todos que sempre foi

know. Now when he held up the third picture of a clock the whole class of

uma garota trabalhadora, o que ela significava que você sabe que ela trabalhou toda a sua vida. Ela nunca

little angelic children shouted "c for cock". I'm sure that most of you will

tirou folga, mas eles não perceberam que trabalhadora em

inglês britânico na verdade significa prostituta. Se você é uma garota que trabalha, você é uma

know what the word cock means but if you don't it's another word, a crude word

prostituta. Então ela disse a seus novos colegas "Fui prostituta toda a minha

for, a man's penis, not something you want your children to be saying.

vida, vendi meu corpo" e se você não tem certeza do que significa prostituta, talvez

procure em um dicionário online.

The next story came from a YouTube viewer who said they'd started a brand

A próxima história é uma história adorável que li novamente em meus comentários do youtube de um

new job and they were talking about their career with their new work

colleagues and very happily sat there and told everyone that she'd always been

aluno que trabalha ao telefone e um dia disse a alguém que eles seriam

a working girl, which she meant you know she worked all her life. She'd never

colocados em espera, e a frase que eles usaram foi "por favor, seja um urso com me" o que ela

taken any time out, but they don't realise that working girl in British

quis dizer foi "por favor, tenha paciência comigo" e essa frase significa espere, por favor, tenha paciência comigo,

English actually means prostitute. If you're a working girl you're a

espere um momento, e eu voltarei, mas ela disse "por favor, seja um urso comigo"

prostitute. So she told her new colleagues "I've been a prostitute all my

life, I've sold my body" and if you're not sure what prostitute means perhaps look

Grrrr. Mais duas histórias, rapazes, e ambas são clássicas absolutas, mas a

it up in an online dictionary.

penúltima história vem de um aluno que estava sentado em uma aula de inglês e lhe

The next story is a lovely story that I read again in my youtube comments from a

disseram "Na aula de hoje vamos discutir política" e ele colocou a

student who works on the phones and one day told someone that they were going to

mão em o ar e disse "eu amo política na verdade eu tenho uma grande ereção chegando". Uma grande

be put on hold, and the phrase they used was "please be a bear with me" what she

ereção surgindo. Uma ereção, se você não sabe, significa a ação do

meant to say was "please bear with me" and that phrase means wait please, bear with

pênis de um homem ficar duro, uma ereção. Então ele apenas disse que eu tenho uma grande ereção

me, wait for a moment, and I'll be back but she said "please be a bear with me"

chegando. O que ele quis dizer foi "Eu amo política, tenho uma grande eleição chegando

Grrrr. Two more stories to go guys and these are both absolute classics but the

em meu país". Agora, novamente, essa é a dificuldade com o L escuro, então é muito

penultimate story comes from a student who was sat in an English class and he

importante que você realmente domine a pronúncia do L escuro, para que você não

was told "In today's class we're going to discuss politics" and he thrust of his

hand into the air and said "I love politics in fact I have a big erection coming up". A big

ache útil, o que espero que você tenha feito, porque aprender através do humor é a

melhor maneira de aprender, você sabe o que não se esqueça de se inscrever. Se

erection coming up. An erection, if you don't know, means the action of a

ofendi alguém me desculpe minha intenção é sempre informar. Até a próxima se

cuidem e adeus!

man's penis becoming hard, a hard-on. So he just said I have a big erection

coming up. What he meant was "I love politics I have a big election coming up

in my country". Now again that's that difficulty with the dark L so it's very

important that you really master the pronunciation of the dark L so you don't

tell everyone that you have an erection coming up.

The last story is absolutely priceless and it really highlights some of the

differences between British English and American English so this particular

student works in a big corporation and was attending a drinks event a

get-together full of big wigs that means very important people not the kind of

place where you want to embarrass yourself. So imagine the scene. A very

senior member of staff, very senior, is standing holding two drinks (perhaps

one he was holding for a friend who'd popped to the bathroom, the toilet) in

British English we call this being double parked and if you see someone

who's double parked we generally go "hey you're double parked" but an American lady

walks over and goes "hey you're double fisting". Now the man was unsurprisingly

shocked. Now I debated whether or not I should

share with you what fisting actually means but you see it's a very extreme

sexual act and a little bit embarrassed to describe it to you and so I think the

best thing for you is to Goog.... no don't google it. Definitely don't google it, you

don't want double fisting on your google history. So I'll just leave it to your

imagination but you do not want to approach a senior member of staff in a

party and loudly say oh you're double fisting. Bad career move, a very bad career

move. In fact that's probably the biggest boob that's ever been revealed to me.

Alright guys that's as much boob as I can cope with in one lesson I need some time

off but I definitely think there are more boobs coming your way in the future.

If you have any boobs that you would like to reveal then please go ahead put

it in the comments box below. If you did enjoy this and if you

found it useful which hopefully you did because learning through humor is the

best way to learn, you know what to do don't forget to subscribe. If I have

offended anyone I am sorry my intention is always to inform. Until next time take

care and goodbye!