London Accent and London Slang TUTORIAL! With Jason Statham and Amy Winehouse!

I was legless

I ain't got the foggiest what happened

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. Alright let's get a wriggle on. We ain't got all day

Alright today me and my friend Aimee are gonna show you how to talk like a true Londoner

When you talk like a true Londoner, you gotta change some sounds

For example: We don't use Hs

Sound like:

Also Ts are glottal

So for example: "Fit" sounds like

Some TH sounds sound like Fs

For example in words like:

And some sound like Vs

For example in words like:

We should be together

"Together"! Exactly!

And if you wanna talk like a true Londoner, you have to change some words

For example: Aimee, what happened last night?

I was legless

You was what?

Legless

Legless means "very drunk"

I just like to have fun

If you don't believe someone

you can say this

If you're really tired

You can say this: "I am...

If you don't have the energy, you don't want to do something

say this

When you want someone to hurry up

you can say this

When you don't understand anything at all, say this:

remember that "Ain't" can mean "Have not" and it can mean "Be not"

I ain't got a fella or nothing, do you know that?

And we don't say "Pounds"

What do we say, Aimee?

That's right

Who are "The Old Bill"?

That's right

You're pretty fit, do you know that?

"Fit" means "Good-looking" or "attractive"

Pretty gorgeous yourself, love!

How do you say "I got arrested by the police"

I'm trying to chat you up Jason, do you know what I mean?

Chat up

We're gonna have a little tiff

Could also say "Have a barney"

It's all gone pear shaped

It's all gone tits up, do you know what I mean?

Innit, Aimee?

I'm off, babe

Spot on, love!

Yeah I'm off too

I'll give you a bell later, we'll get a pint or something, yeah?

No?

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