IF + HAD = WOULD HAVE V3 (3rd/Past Conditional) - Learn English with Papa Teach Me

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Tom, I don't think I can be your girlfriend anymore
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You don't pay me enough attention
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I'm sorry
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I hope this helps
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00:29
Tom, I just don't think we can be best friends anymore
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I mean, you ate my pizza!
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I'm sorry
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I hope this helps
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00:42
You're fired!
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I hope this helps
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Second chance!
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01:00
William Walliams!
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"Call now!"
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You won't regret it!
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01:15
Uh, what a loser
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01:18
Who would do that!?
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01:20
What else is on?
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01:46
Morning. Yep.
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I'm not gonna come in today. I'm, like, sick
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01:54
See you tomorrow or something
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Cheers, thanks, bye
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02:01
I'm hungry
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02:06
Pizza!
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02:13
Oh yes!
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02:20
Oh my god!
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02:25
So good!
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02:34
Cheers!
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02:37
So how's you and your missus, then?
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02:38
Uh, so right, so last night we went to this pizza place...
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and then she breaks up with me, she's like "I'm sorry, I can't be your girlfriend anymore"
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She gives me this pizza and she's like "I hope this helps!"
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It makes no sense!
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I mean, I can't believe it really
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But that pizza though. Seriously!
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02:54
Best pizza I've ever had!
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Without a doubt!
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The cheese. It was like..
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Melty butter with cheese
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And...
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Honestly, that's the only thing keeping me from crying right now.
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Knowing I have pizza in the fridge when I get home
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I kind of ate your pizza
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Sorry
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03:32
You did what?
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It was alright
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03:47
Hannah!
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Tom, I'm leaving you
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You don't pay me enough attention
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I'm sorry
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I hope these help
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Thanks, I suppose
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I'll water these later
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Tom, you called in sick yesterday
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You're always calling in sick
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I don't think this is gonna work
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You're fired
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I hope this helps
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04:33
Oh for fu-
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04:51
Aly?
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Hannah!
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This guy!?
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Loser!
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05:01
Alyyyyyy!
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Second chance!
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William Walliams!
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"Tom Turner"
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05:25
Hi Dr. Walliams
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Mr. Turner
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I saw your infomercial
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Yes
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Yes you're thinking about the past
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You want to change the past
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using my 3rd conditional
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Err Yes
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You see
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This is your timeline
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And something happened in your past
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Sorry, Doctor
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I saw the informercial. I know the 3rd conditional
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I'm just curious. How does it work?
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It's very interesting and very simple
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Follow me
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So Doctor how do I get this second chance
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First I put this on your head
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Don't worry, be very relaxed, very still
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You're not gonna do anything crazy like shave my head or something like that?
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06:12
Oh no, no, no, God no.
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My girlfriend left me
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It's like a magic spell
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You say the correct words
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and everything in the past changes...
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(In your mind)
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We say the magic words. 3rd conditional
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Uh, what a loser!
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Who would do that!?
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What else is on?
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I'm back!
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Pizza!
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Job!
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Hannah!
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Oh come on!
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Past Tom!
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It's future Tom!
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07:13
Don't eat that pizza!
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Why are you interrupting my pizza time?!
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But that's it! It's not YOUR pizza! It's Aly's
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I ate that pizza and it was really good!
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But Aly stopped being my friend!
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OUR friend!
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I'll go put on that shirt I like
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What am I gonna eat?
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Good shower?
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That's better!
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Look past Tom...
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You made a lot of mistakes
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Let's start with your girlfriend
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We didn't pay her enough attention
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Tom!
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Tom!
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Tom!
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And your job! We always called in sick!
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08:58
Hello, Mrs. Faulkner
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I just called to say if you need me to come in earlier
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I'll be more than happy to help!
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You're a great boss!
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I love you! Let's never break up!
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If I hadn't come to William Walliams, my life would've been ruined
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