IF + HAD = WOULD HAVE V3 (3rd/Past Conditional) - Learn English with Papa Teach Me

Tom, I don't think I can be your girlfriend anymore

You don't pay me enough attention

I'm sorry

I hope this helps

Tom, I just don't think we can be best friends anymore

I mean, you ate my pizza!

I'm sorry

I hope this helps

You're fired!

I hope this helps

Second chance!

William Walliams!

"Call now!"

You won't regret it!

Uh, what a loser

Who would do that!?

What else is on?

Morning. Yep.

I'm not gonna come in today. I'm, like, sick

See you tomorrow or something

Cheers, thanks, bye

I'm hungry

Pizza!

Oh yes!

Oh my god!

So good!

Cheers!

So how's you and your missus, then?

Uh, so right, so last night we went to this pizza place...

and then she breaks up with me, she's like "I'm sorry, I can't be your girlfriend anymore"

She gives me this pizza and she's like "I hope this helps!"

It makes no sense!

I mean, I can't believe it really

But that pizza though. Seriously!

Best pizza I've ever had!

Without a doubt!

The cheese. It was like..

Melty butter with cheese

And...

Honestly, that's the only thing keeping me from crying right now.

Knowing I have pizza in the fridge when I get home

I kind of ate your pizza

Sorry

You did what?

It was alright

Hannah!

Tom, I'm leaving you

You don't pay me enough attention

I'm sorry

I hope these help

Thanks, I suppose

I'll water these later

Tom, you called in sick yesterday

You're always calling in sick

I don't think this is gonna work

You're fired

I hope this helps

Oh for fu-

Aly?

Hannah!

This guy!?

Loser!

Alyyyyyy!

Second chance!

William Walliams!

"Tom Turner"

Hi Dr. Walliams

Mr. Turner

I saw your infomercial

Yes

Yes you're thinking about the past

You want to change the past

using my 3rd conditional

Err Yes

You see

This is your timeline

And something happened in your past

Sorry, Doctor

I saw the informercial. I know the 3rd conditional

I'm just curious. How does it work?

It's very interesting and very simple

Follow me

So Doctor how do I get this second chance

First I put this on your head

Don't worry, be very relaxed, very still

You're not gonna do anything crazy like shave my head or something like that?

Oh no, no, no, God no.

My girlfriend left me

It's like a magic spell

You say the correct words

and everything in the past changes...

(In your mind)

We say the magic words. 3rd conditional

Uh, what a loser!

Who would do that!?

What else is on?

I'm back!

Pizza!

Job!

Hannah!

Oh come on!

Past Tom!

It's future Tom!

Don't eat that pizza!

Why are you interrupting my pizza time?!

But that's it! It's not YOUR pizza! It's Aly's

I ate that pizza and it was really good!

But Aly stopped being my friend!

OUR friend!

I'll go put on that shirt I like

What am I gonna eat?

Good shower?

That's better!

Look past Tom...

You made a lot of mistakes

Let's start with your girlfriend

We didn't pay her enough attention

Tom!

Tom!

Tom!

And your job! We always called in sick!

Hello, Mrs. Faulkner

I just called to say if you need me to come in earlier

I'll be more than happy to help!

You're a great boss!

I love you! Let's never break up!

If I hadn't come to William Walliams, my life would've been ruined