LOL!! Learn English vocabulary about JOKES: hilarious, dirty joke, LMAO...

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2015-12-30 ใƒป English with Emma


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LOL!! Learn English vocabulary about JOKES: hilarious, dirty joke, LMAO...

796,763 views ใƒป 2015-12-30

English with Emma


ไธ‹ใฎ่‹ฑ่ชžๅญ—ๅน•ใ‚’ใƒ€ใƒ–ใƒซใ‚ฏใƒชใƒƒใ‚ฏใ™ใ‚‹ใจๅ‹•็”ปใ‚’ๅ†็”Ÿใงใใพใ™ใ€‚ ็ฟป่จณใ•ใ‚ŒใŸๅญ—ๅน•ใฏๆฉŸๆขฐ็ฟป่จณใงใ™ใ€‚

00:01
Hello. My name is Emma, and in today's video, I am going to teach you all about laughing,
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ใ“ใ‚“ใซใกใฏใ€‚ ็งใฎๅๅ‰ใฏใ‚จใƒžใงใ™ใ€‚ไปŠๆ—ฅใฎใƒ“ใƒ‡ใ‚ชใงใฏใ€ ็ฌ‘ใ„ใ€
00:08
funny jokes, and comedy. I'm going to teach you, specifically, expressions we can use
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้ข็™ฝใ„ใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใ€ใ‚ณใƒกใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใซใคใ„ใฆใ™ในใฆๆ•™ใˆใพใ™ใ€‚ ๅ…ทไฝ“็š„
00:15
when we hear a joke or when we watch a funny movie, or when something funny happens. So,
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ใซใฏใ€ๅ†—่ซ‡ใ‚’่žใ„ใŸใจใใ€้ข็™ฝใ„ๆ˜ ็”ปใ‚’่ฆ‹ใŸ ใจใใ€ใพใŸใฏไฝ•ใ‹้ข็™ฝใ„ใ“ใจใŒ่ตทใ“ใฃใŸใจใใซไฝฟ็”จใงใใ‚‹่กจ็พใ‚’ๆ•™ใˆใพใ™ใ€‚ ใจใ„ใ†ใ‚ใ‘ใง
00:22
the lesson for today is titled:
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ใ€ไปŠๆ—ฅใฎใƒฌใƒƒใ‚นใƒณใฎใ‚ฟใ‚คใƒˆใƒซใฏ
00:24
"LMAO: Talking about Comedy hahaha".
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ใ€ŒLMAO: ใ‚ณใƒกใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใƒผใซใคใ„ใฆ่ฉฑใ™ใƒใƒใƒใ€ใงใ™ใ€‚
00:31
All right. So, first off, "LMAO", I don't know if you've ever seen this, but this is
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ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸใ€‚ ใใ‚Œใงใ€ๆœ€ๅˆใซใ€ŒLMAOใ€ใ€ ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚’่ฆ‹ใŸใ“ใจใŒใ‚ใ‚‹ใ‹ใฉใ†ใ‹ใฏใ‚ใ‹ใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“ใŒใ€ใ“ใ‚Œใฏ
00:38
something people write on the internet. It's the same as "lol"; this means
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ไบบใ€…ใŒใ‚คใƒณใ‚ฟใƒผใƒใƒƒใƒˆไธŠใงๆ›ธใ„ใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใ‚‚ใฎใงใ™. ใ€Œ็ฌ‘ใ€ใจๅŒใ˜ใงใ™ใ€‚ ใ“ใ‚Œใฏ
00:44
"laugh my ass off".
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ใ€Œ็งใฎใŠๅฐปใ‚’็ฌ‘ใฃใฆใใ ใ•ใ„ใ€ใจใ„ใ†ๆ„ๅ‘ณใงใ™ใ€‚
00:47
And we use this when we find something very, very funny.
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ใ“ใ‚Œใฏใ€้žๅธธใซ้ข็™ฝใ„ใ‚‚ใฎใ‚’่ฆ‹ใคใ‘ใŸใจใใซไฝฟ็”จใ—ใพใ™ ใ€‚
00:51
So let me teach you first about the words "fun" and "funny", and then we will get into
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ใงใ™ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€ๆœ€ๅˆใซ ใ€Œๆฅฝใ—ใ„ใ€ใจใ€Œ้ข็™ฝใ„ใ€ใจใ„ใ†่จ€่‘‰ใซใคใ„ใฆใŠๆ•™ใˆใ—ใพใ—ใ‚‡ใ†ใ€‚ใใฎๅพŒใ€
00:58
these expressions. So the first thing I wanted to teach you: "fun" versus "funny". This is
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ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‰ใฎ่กจ็พใซๅ…ฅใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚ ใ ใ‹ใ‚‰็งใŒๆœ€ๅˆใซๆ•™ใˆใŸใ‹ใฃใŸใฎใฏ ใ€ใ€Œๆฅฝใ—ใ„ใ€ใจใ€Œ้ข็™ฝใ„ใ€ใฎ้•ใ„ใงใ™ใ€‚ ใ“ใ‚Œใฏ
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probably one of the number one mistakes I see students make.
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ใŠใใ‚‰ใใ€ ๅญฆ็”ŸใŒ็Šฏใ™ๆœ€ใ‚‚ๅคšใ„้–“้•ใ„ใฎ 1 ใคใงใ™ใ€‚
01:08
"Oh, teacher, it's so fun.",
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ใ€Œใ‚ใƒผๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€ใŠใ‚‚ใ—ใ‚ใ„ใญ
01:11
"Oh, teacher, it's funny."
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ใ€ใ€Œใ‚ใƒผๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€ใŠใ‚‚ใ—ใ‚ใ„ใญใ€
01:13
What's the difference? "Fun" is not used for hahaha. "Fun" is used
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้•ใ„ใฏไฝ•ใงใ™ใ‹๏ผŸ ใ€Œๆฅฝใ—ใ„ใ€ใฏ ใƒใƒใƒใซใฏไฝฟใ„ใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€‚ "Fun"
01:21
when we're talking about something that is exciting and that makes us happy. So, for
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ใฏใ€ ใ‚ใใ‚ใใ™ใ‚‹ใ“ใจใ‚„็งใŸใกใ‚’ๅนธใ›ใซใ™ใ‚‹ใ“ใจใซใคใ„ใฆ่ฉฑใ—ใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใจใใซไฝฟใ‚ใ‚Œใพใ™ใ€‚ ใ ใ‹ใ‚‰
01:27
example, I like sports, sports are fun, sports are exciting, sports make me happy. This is
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ไพ‹ใˆใฐใ€็งใฏใ‚นใƒใƒผใƒ„ใŒๅฅฝใใ€ใ‚นใƒใƒผใƒ„ใฏๆฅฝใ—ใ„ใ€ใ‚นใƒใƒผใƒ„ ใฏใƒฏใ‚ฏใƒฏใ‚ฏใ™ใ‚‹ใ€ใ‚นใƒใƒผใƒ„ใฏ็งใ‚’ๅนธใ›ใซใ™ใ‚‹ใ€‚ ใ“ใ‚Œใฏ
01:36
different from the word "funny". So, "funny" means it makes you laugh. The TV show The
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ใ€Œ้ข็™ฝใ„ใ€ใจใ„ใ†่จ€่‘‰ใจใฏ็•ฐใชใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚ ใคใพใ‚Šใ€ใ€ŒใŠใ‚‚ใ—ใ‚ใ„ใ€ ใจใฏใ€็ฌ‘ใฃใฆใ—ใพใ†ใจใ„ใ†ๆ„ๅ‘ณใงใ™ใ€‚ ใƒ†ใƒฌใƒ“็•ช็ต„ใฎ
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Big Bang Theory, to me, when I watch that, I laugh - it's funny. When I watch comedies,
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ใƒ“ใƒƒใ‚ฐใƒใƒณ ใ‚ปใ‚ชใƒชใƒผใฏใ€็งใซใจใฃใฆใฏใ€ใใ‚Œใ‚’่ฆ‹ใ‚‹ใจ ็ฌ‘ใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚้ข็™ฝใ„ใงใ™ใ€‚ ใŠ็ฌ‘ใ„ใ‚’่ฆ‹ใ‚‹ใจใใ‚‚ใ€
01:51
when I watch funny movies, I laugh, so they are funny. Okay? So this is a very big difference
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้ข็™ฝใ„ๆ˜ ็”ปใ‚’่ฆ‹ใ‚‹ใจใใ‚‚็ฌ‘ใ†ใฎใงใ€้ข็™ฝใ„ใงใ™ใ€‚ ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ ใ“ใ‚Œใฏ
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between these two, so very important you know the difference between "funny" and "fun".
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ใ“ใฎ 2 ใคใฎๅคงใใช้•ใ„ใงใ‚ใ‚Š ใ€ใ€Œ้ข็™ฝใ„ใ€ใจใ€Œๆฅฝใ—ใ„ใ€ใฎ้•ใ„ใ‚’็†่งฃใ™ใ‚‹ใ“ใจใŒ้žๅธธใซ้‡่ฆใงใ™ใ€‚
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We have here the word "lol", I'll just explain what this means very quickly. "Lol" is something
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ใ“ใ“ใซใ€Œ็ฌ‘ใ€ใจใ„ใ†่จ€่‘‰ใŒใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™ ใ€‚ใ“ใ‚ŒใŒไฝ•ใ‚’ๆ„ๅ‘ณใ™ใ‚‹ใฎใ‹ใ‚’็ฐกๅ˜ใซ่ชฌๆ˜Žใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ ใ€Œlolใ€ใฏ
02:12
we also use on the internet, similar to "lmao".
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ใ€ใ€Œlmaoใ€ใจๅŒๆง˜ใซใ€ใ‚คใƒณใ‚ฟใƒผใƒใƒƒใƒˆใงใ‚‚ไฝฟ็”จใ™ใ‚‹ใ‚‚ใฎ ใงใ™ใ€‚
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It means "laugh out loud".
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ใ€Œๅคงๅฃฐใง็ฌ‘ใ†ใ€ใจใ„ใ†ๆ„ๅ‘ณใงใ™ใ€‚
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Okay? So when you see something funny on the internet, you can write: "Lol",
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ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ ใคใพใ‚Šใ€ใ‚คใƒณใ‚ฟใƒผใƒใƒƒใƒˆใงไฝ•ใ‹้ข็™ฝใ„ใ‚‚ใฎใ‚’่ฆ‹ใŸใจใ ใซใ€ใ€Œ็ฌ‘ใ€ใจๆ›ธใใ“ใจใŒใงใใพใ™ใ€‚
02:22
and it means you think it's funny.
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ใ“ใ‚Œใฏใ€ใใ‚ŒใŒ้ข็™ฝใ„ใจๆ€ใ†ใ“ใจใ‚’ๆ„ๅ‘ณใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚
02:25
So let's look at some expressions that we can use when we find something funny.
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ใใ‚Œใงใฏใ€ ้ข็™ฝใ„ใ“ใจใ‚’่ฆ‹ใคใ‘ใŸใจใใซไฝฟใˆใ‚‹่กจ็พใ‚’ใ„ใใคใ‹่ฆ‹ใฆใฟใพใ—ใ‚‡ใ†ใ€‚
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The first expression... And actually, I'm going to add something here: "hahaha". Okay. It's
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ๆœ€ๅˆใฎ่กจ็พ...ใใ—ใฆๅฎŸ้š›ใ€ ใ“ใ“ใซไฝ•ใ‹ใ‚’่ฟฝๅŠ ใ—ใพใ™:ใ€Œใƒใƒใƒใ€ใ€‚ ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸใ€‚ ใใ‚Œใฏ
02:41
important. Okay, so the first expression, here: "It's funny" means this happens. You
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้‡่ฆใงใ™ใ€‚ ใ•ใฆใ€ใ“ใ“ใงใฎๆœ€ๅˆใฎ่กจ็พใฏใ€ ใ€Œ้ข็™ฝใ„ใ€ใจใ„ใ†ๆ„ๅ‘ณใงใ™ใ€‚
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see something: "Oh, it's funny. Hahaha." The second one has the same meaning: "It's hilarious."
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ไฝ•ใ‹ใŒ่ฆ‹ใˆใพใ™ใ€‚ 2 ใค็›ฎใ‚‚ๅŒใ˜ๆ„ๅ‘ณใงใ€ใ€Œใใ‚Œใฏ้ข็™ฝใ„ใ€ใงใ™ใ€‚
02:54
Okay? So this means it's funny. When I think about actors, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, these
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ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ ใ ใ‹ใ‚‰้ข็™ฝใ„ใจใ„ใ†ใ“ใจใงใ™ใญใ€‚ ใ‚ธใƒ ใƒปใ‚ญใƒฃใƒชใƒผใ‚„ใƒžใ‚คใ‚ฏใƒปใƒžใ‚คใƒคใƒผใ‚บใจใ„ใฃใŸไฟณๅ„ช
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guys, to me, I think they're hilarious. So I want you to try the pronunciation of this word:
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ใŸใกใฎใ“ใจใ‚’่€ƒใˆใ‚‹ใจใ€ๅฝผใ‚‰ใฏ้ข็™ฝใ„ใจๆ€ใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚ ใงใ™ใ‹ใ‚‰ ใ€ใ“ใฎๅ˜่ชžใ€Œhilariousใ€ใฎ็™บ้Ÿณใ‚’่ฉฆใ—ใฆใปใ—ใ„ใฎใงใ™
03:09
"hilarious".
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03:11
The stress, the part that's loud - there. "Hilarious". I want you to think
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ใ‚นใƒˆใƒฌใ‚นใ€ใ†ใ‚‹ใ•ใ„้ƒจๅˆ† - ใใ“ใซใ€‚ "้™ฝๆฐ—ใช"ใ€‚
03:18
about something in your own life that you think is very funny. What's something that's hilarious?
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่‡ชๅˆ†ใฎไบบ็”Ÿใงใจใฆใ‚‚้ข็™ฝใ„ใจๆ€ใ†ใ“ใจใซใคใ„ใฆ่€ƒใˆใฆใปใ—ใ„ใ€‚ ็ฌ‘ใˆใ‚‹ใ‚‚ใฎใฏไฝ•ใงใ™ใ‹๏ผŸ
03:24
Maybe you've seen a TV show, maybe YouTube videos.
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ใƒ†ใƒฌใƒ“็•ช็ต„ใ‚„ YouTube ใฎๅ‹•็”ปใ‚’่ฆ‹ใŸใ“ใจใŒใ‚ใ‚‹ ใ‹ใ‚‚ใ—ใ‚Œใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€‚
03:27
All right? Think about something that's hilarious.
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ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ ้ข็™ฝใ„ใ“ใจใ‚’่€ƒใˆใฆใฟใฆใใ ใ•ใ„ ใ€‚
03:31
We can also use this expression:
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ใ“ใฎ่กจ็พใ‚’ไฝฟใ†ใ“ใจใ‚‚ใงใใพใ™๏ผš
03:33
"It made me laugh."
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ใ€Œใใ‚Œใฏ็งใ‚’็ฌ‘ใ‚ใ›ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใ€
03:35
Okay? So this means you saw something, it was funny, it made you laugh.
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ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ ใคใพใ‚Šใ€ไฝ•ใ‹ใ‚’่ฆ‹ใŸใ€ ้ข็™ฝใ‹ใฃใŸใ€็ฌ‘ใฃใŸใจใ„ใ†ๆ„ๅ‘ณใงใ™ใ€‚
03:41
We have, like I said before: "laugh my ass off", this
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ๅ‰ใซ่จ€ใฃใŸใ‚ˆใ†ใซใ€ ใ€ŒใŠๅฐปใ‚’็ฌ‘ใฃใฆใ€ใ€ใ“ใ‚Œ
03:45
is what we use when we're writing something on the internet. We can also use it with an "f",
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ใฏใ‚คใƒณใ‚ฟใƒผใƒใƒƒใƒˆใงไฝ•ใ‹ใ‚’ๆ›ธใใจใใซไฝฟ็”จใ™ใ‚‹ใ‚‚ใฎใงใ™ใ€‚ ๅฐ‘ใ—ไนฑๆšดใชใ€Œfใ€ใจไธ€็ท’ใซไฝฟใ†ใ“ใจใ‚‚ใงใ
03:52
which is a little bit ruder. It means:
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ใพใ™ใ€‚ ใใ‚Œใฏใ€
03:54
"Laugh my fucking ass off".
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ใ€Œ็งใฎใ‚ฏใ‚ฝใŠๅฐปใ‚’็ฌ‘ใ„้ฃ›ใฐใ—ใฆใใ ใ•ใ„ใ€ใจใ„ใ†ๆ„ๅ‘ณใงใ™ใ€‚
03:57
If you laugh your ass off, it means you found something hilarious, it means you found something very, very funny.
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ใŠๅฐปใ‚’็ฌ‘ใ„้ฃ›ใฐใ™ใจใ„ใ†ใ“ใจใฏใ€ไฝ•ใ‹ ้ข็™ฝใ„ใ“ใจใ‚’่ฆ‹ใคใ‘ใŸใ“ใจใ‚’ๆ„ๅ‘ณใ—ใ€้žๅธธใซ้ข็™ฝใ„ใ“ใจใ‚’่ฆ‹ใคใ‘ใŸใ“ใจใ‚’ๆ„ๅ‘ณใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚
04:05
We also have this:
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ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‚ใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™๏ผš
04:06
"I burst out laughing."
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ใ€Œ็งใฏ็ˆ†็ฌ‘ใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€ใ€‚
04:09
This means suddenly you start laughing. Okay?
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ใ“ใ‚Œใฏใ€็ช็„ถ็ฌ‘ใ„ๅง‹ใ‚ใ‚‹ใ“ใจใ‚’ๆ„ๅ‘ณใ—ใพใ™ ใ€‚ ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ
04:12
So you're serious, and suddenly: "Hahahahaha." Okay? You burst out laughing.
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ใƒžใ‚ธใ‹ใ‚ˆใ€ใ„ใใชใ‚Šใ€Œใƒใƒใƒใƒใ€ใ€‚ ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ ใ‚ใชใŸใฏ็ˆ†็ฌ‘ใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚
04:19
It's sudden laughter.
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็ช็„ถใฎ็ฌ‘ใ„ใงใ™ใ€‚
04:22
We also have the word:
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04:24
"It cracks me up."
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ใ€Œใใ‚Œใฏ็งใ‚’ใฒใณๅ‰ฒใ‚Œใ•ใ›ใพใ™ใ€ใจใ„ใ†่จ€่‘‰ใ‚‚ใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚
04:26
If something cracks you up... So it can be anything.
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ไฝ•ใ‹ใŒใ‚ใชใŸใ‚’ใฒใณๅ‰ฒใ‚Œใ•ใ›ใŸใ‚‰... ใ ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€ใใ‚Œใฏไฝ•ใงใ‚‚ใ‹ใพใ„ใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€‚
04:31
It means the same thing as "It made me laugh." For me, cat videos on YouTube,
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ใ€Œ็ฌ‘ใฃใฆใ—ใพใฃใŸใ€ใจๅŒใ˜ๆ„ๅ‘ณใงใ™ ใ€‚ ็งใซใจใฃใฆใ€YouTube ใฎ็Œซใฎๅ‹•็”ปใฏใ€
04:39
they crack me up. I laugh when I watch cat videos; they crack me up. Different movies
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็งใ‚’ๆ‚ฉใพใ›ใพใ™ใ€‚ ็Œซใฎๅ‹•็”ปใ‚’่ฆ‹ใ‚‹ใจ็ฌ‘ใ„ ใพใ™ใ€‚ ๅฝผใ‚‰ใฏ็งใ‚’ใ‚ฏใƒฉใƒƒใ‚ฏใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ ใ•ใพใ–ใพใชๆ˜ ็”ป
04:47
crack me up. The Three Stooges, I guess, cracked me up.
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ใŒ็งใ‚’ๅผ•ใ่ฃ‚ใใพใ™ใ€‚ ไธ‰ใฐใ‹ๅคงๅฐ†ใฏใ€ ็งใ‚’ใฒใณๅ‰ฒใฃใŸใจๆ€ใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚
04:52
Okay? So "crack me up" means it makes me laugh.
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ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ ใ ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€"crack me up" ใฏ็งใ‚’็ฌ‘ใ‚ใ›ใ‚‹ใจใ„ใ†ๆ„ๅ‘ณใงใ™ใ€‚
04:57
Finally, the last one:
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ๆœ€ๅพŒใฏ
04:59
"I couldn't stop laughing. I couldn't stop laughing."
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ใ€Œ็ฌ‘ใ„ ใŒๆญขใพใ‚‰ใชใ‹ใฃใŸใ€‚็ฌ‘ใ„ใŒๆญขใพใ‚‰ใชใ‹ใฃใŸใ€ใ€‚ ็ฌ‘ใฃใฆใ€็ฌ‘ใฃใฆใ€็ฌ‘ใฃ
05:04
Has there ever been a situation that you found so funny you laughed, and laughed, and laughed? For those
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ใฆใ—ใพใ†ใ‚ˆใ†ใช้ข็™ฝใ„ใ‚ทใƒใƒฅใ‚จใƒผใ‚ทใƒงใƒณใŒใ‚ใฃใŸใ“ใจ ใฏใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ‹? ใใฎใ‚ˆใ†
05:12
situations, we say: "I couldn't stop laughing."
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ใช็Šถๆณใงใฏใ€ใ€Œ ็ฌ‘ใ„ใŒๆญขใพใ‚‰ใชใ‹ใฃใŸใ€ใจ่จ€ใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚
05:17
So all of these we use when we're very happy,
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ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‰ใฏใ™ในใฆใ€ ใจใฆใ‚‚ๅนธใ›ใชใจใใซไฝฟ็”จ
05:20
and we find something hahaha; we find something funny.
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ใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ ็งใŸใกใฏไฝ•ใ‹้ข็™ฝใ„ใ‚‚ใฎใ‚’่ฆ‹ใคใ‘ใพใ™ใ€‚
05:26
All right. Now, we also have words we use when we don't understand a joke. A lot of
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ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸใ€‚ ใ•ใฆ ใ€ๅ†—่ซ‡ใŒๅˆ†ใ‹ใ‚‰ใชใ„ใจใใซไฝฟใ†่จ€่‘‰ใ‚‚ใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚
05:33
the times you'll hear an English joke, maybe you're watching a TV show, and everyone around
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่‹ฑ่ชžใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใ‚’่€ณใซใ™ใ‚‹ใ“ใจใŒใ‚ˆใใ‚ใ‚Š ใพใ™ใ€‚ใƒ†ใƒฌใƒ“็•ช็ต„ใ‚’่ฆ‹ใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใจใ€ๅ‘จใ‚Šใฎใฟใ‚“ใช
05:38
you is laughing, but you don't understand why. You don't know what's so funny.
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ใŒ็ฌ‘ใฃใฆใ„ใพใ™ใŒใ€ใใฎ็†็”ฑใŒใ‚ใ‹ใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€‚ ไฝ•ใŒใใ‚“ใชใซ้ข็™ฝใ„ใฎใ‹ใ‚ใ‹ใ‚‰ใชใ„ใ€‚
05:43
You can say:
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05:45
"I don't get it. I don't get the joke."
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ใ€Œใ‚ใ‹ใ‚‰ใชใ„ใ€‚ๅ†—่ซ‡ใŒใ‚ใ‹ใ‚‰ใชใ„ใ€ใจ่จ€ใ†ใ“ใจใŒใงใใพใ™ใ€‚
05:48
Okay? It means: "I don't understand." When I was learning French,
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ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ ใ€Œใ‚ใ‹ใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€ใจใ„ใ†ๆ„ๅ‘ณใงใ™ใ€‚ ็งใŒใƒ•ใƒฉใƒณใ‚น่ชžใ‚’ๅญฆใ‚“ใงใ„ใŸใจใใ€็งใŒ
05:53
a lot of jokes I did not get. Everybody would laugh. I'd watch
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็†่งฃใงใใชใ‹ใฃใŸใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใŒใŸใใ•ใ‚“ใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ ่ชฐใ‚‚ใŒ็ฌ‘ใ†ใ ใ‚ใ†ใ€‚ ็งใŒ
05:58
a movie, everybody would be laughing. I didn't get it. So, "get" here means the same as "understand".
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ๆ˜ ็”ปใ‚’่ฆ‹ใŸใ‚‰ใ€ใฟใ‚“ใช็ฌ‘ใฃใฆใ„ใŸใงใ—ใ‚‡ใ†ใ€‚ ใ‚ใ‹ใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“ใงใ—ใŸใ€‚ ใงใ™ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€ใ“ใ“ใงใฎใ€Œๅพ—ใ‚‹ใ€ใฏใ€Œ็†่งฃใ™ใ‚‹ใ€ใจๅŒใ˜ๆ„ๅ‘ณใงใ™ใ€‚
06:08
All right? We'll come to this later.
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ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ ใ“ใ‚Œใซใคใ„ใฆใฏๅพŒใง่ชฌๆ˜Žใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚
06:10
Now we have, when somebody tells you a joke, and you don't really like the joke, or maybe
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ใ•ใฆใ€่ชฐใ‹ใŒใ‚ใชใŸใซๅ†—่ซ‡ใ‚’่จ€ใ„ใพใ—ใŸใŒ ใ€ใ‚ใชใŸใฏใใฎๅ†—่ซ‡ใŒใ‚ใพใ‚Šๅฅฝใใงใฏใชใ‹ใฃ
06:16
you're watching a movie, and you don't think it's funny. So this is for,
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ใŸใ‚Šใ€ๆ˜ ็”ปใ‚’่ฆ‹ใฆใ„ใฆใ‚‚้ข็™ฝใ„ใจใฏๆ€ใ„ใพใ›ใ‚“ใงใ—ใŸ ใ€‚ ใงใ™ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€ใ“ใ‚Œใฏใ€
06:25
okay, something's not funny. So what we can say here, we can say:
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ใ‚ใ‹ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€ไฝ•ใ‹ใŒ้ข็™ฝใใชใ„ใŸใ‚ใงใ™ใ€‚ ใ“ใ“ใง่จ€ใˆใ‚‹ใ“ใจใฏใ€
06:31
"It's not funny."
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ใ€Œ้ข็™ฝใใชใ„ใ€ใจใ„ใ†ใ“ใจใงใ™ใ€‚
06:35
If a joke or something,
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ๅ†—่ซ‡ใ‹ไฝ•ใ‹ใงใ€
06:38
somebody else finds it very funny, but you are just like:
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ไป–ใฎ่ชฐใ‹ใŒใใ‚Œใ‚’ใจใฆใ‚‚ ้ข็™ฝใ„ใจๆ€ใฃใฆใ‚‚ใ€ใ‚ใชใŸใฏ
06:42
"Come on. Are you serious? This isn't funny."
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ใ€ŒใŠใ„ใŠใ„ใ€ๆœฌๆฐ—ใ‹๏ผŸ ใ“ใ‚Œใฏ้ข็™ฝใใชใ„ใ€ใจใ—ใ‹ๆ€ใˆใชใ„ใ€‚
06:45
You can say: "It's lame." Okay? So these are usually what we say about
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ใ‚ใชใŸใฏ่จ€ใ†ใ“ใจใŒใงใใพใ™๏ผšใ€Œใใ‚Œใฏไธ่‡ช็”ฑใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€ ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ ใ—ใŸใŒใฃใฆใ€ ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‰ใฏ้€šๅธธใ€ๆ‚ชใ„ๅ†—่ซ‡ใซใคใ„ใฆ็งใŸใกใŒ่จ€ใ†ใ“ใจ
06:49
bad jokes. If somebody tells you a joke, and you just [rolls eyes]. Okay?
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ใงใ™. ่ชฐใ‹ใŒใ‚ใชใŸใซ ๅ†—่ซ‡ใ‚’่จ€ใฃใŸใ‚‰ใ€ใ‚ใชใŸใฏใŸใ [็›ฎใ‚’ไธธใ]ใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ
06:54
It means it's lame.
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ใใ‚Œใฏใใ‚ŒใŒไธ่‡ช็”ฑใงใ‚ใ‚‹ใ“ใจใ‚’ๆ„ๅ‘ณใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚
06:56
You can also say this: "It's corny."
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ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‚่จ€ใ†ใ“ใจใŒใงใใพใ™๏ผšใ€Œใใ‚Œใฏ้™ณ่…ใงใ™ใ€‚ใ€
07:00
"Corny" is kind of like when something is very...
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"Corny" ใฏ ใ€ไฝ•ใ‹ใŒใจใฆใ‚‚
07:04
It's a joke that's really, really not funny. Maybe children will laugh, but adults won't.
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โ€ฆ ๅ†—่ซ‡ใงใ€ๆœฌๅฝ“ใซใ€ๆœฌๅฝ“ใซ้ข็™ฝใใชใ„ใจใใฎใ‚ˆใ†ใชใ‚‚ใฎใงใ™ใ€‚ ๅญไพ›ใฏ็ฌ‘ใ†ใ‹ใ‚‚ใ—ใ‚Œใพใ›ใ‚“ใŒใ€ๅคงไบบใฏ็ฌ‘ใ„ใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€‚
07:10
It's really not a funny joke. If somebody tells a joke or you watch a movie and it's
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ใใ‚Œใฏๆœฌๅฝ“ใซ้ข็™ฝใ„ๅ†—่ซ‡ใงใฏใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€‚ ่ชฐใ‹ ใŒๅ†—่ซ‡ใ‚’่จ€ใฃใŸใ‚Šใ€ๆ˜ ็”ปใ‚’่ฆ‹ใŸใ‚Šใ—ใฆใ€
07:17
supposed to be funny, but nobody's laughing, you can say:
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้ข็™ฝใ„ใฏใšใชใฎใซ ่ชฐใ‚‚็ฌ‘ใฃใฆใ„ใชใ„ๅ ดๅˆใฏใ€
07:22
"It bombed." So "bomb" is a verb,
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ใ€Œ็ˆ†็ ดใ•ใ‚ŒใŸใ€ใจ่จ€ใ†ใ“ใจใŒใงใใพใ™ใ€‚ ใคใพใ‚Šใ€ใ€Œ็ˆ†ๅผพใ€ใฏๅ‹•่ฉžใง
07:25
it means it's a very bad joke; it bombed.
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ใ‚ใ‚Šใ€้žๅธธใซๆ‚ชใ„ๅ†—่ซ‡ใ‚’ๆ„ๅ‘ณใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ ใใ‚Œใฏ็ˆ†ๆ’ƒใ—ใŸใ€‚
07:29
Finally, we have some jokes that people will say, some people might find funny, but to
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ๆœ€ๅพŒใซใ€ ้ข็™ฝใ„ใจๆ€ใ†ไบบใ‚‚ใ„ใ‚‹ใ‹ใ‚‚ใ—ใ‚Œใพใ›ใ‚“ใŒใ€
07:37
other people, it's not that the joke is just bad, it makes them feel very angry. Okay?
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ไป–ใฎไบบใซใจใฃใฆใฏใ€ใใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใŒๅ˜ใซๆ‚ชใ„ใจใ„ใ†ใ“ใจใงใฏใชใ ใ€้žๅธธใซ่…นใ‚’็ซ‹ใฆใ‚‹ใจใ„ใ†ใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใŒใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚ ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ
07:43
So maybe this is a joke about somebody's race, maybe it's a joke about somebody's religion.
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ใ“ใ‚Œใฏ่ชฐใ‹ใฎไบบ็จฎใซใคใ„ใฆใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏ ใ‹ใ‚‚ใ—ใ‚Œใพใ›ใ‚“ใ—ใ€่ชฐใ‹ใฎๅฎ—ๆ•™ใซใคใ„ใฆใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใ‹ใ‚‚ใ—ใ‚Œใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€‚
07:51
So these are jokes we say:
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ใคใพใ‚Šใ€ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‰ใฏ็งใŸใกใŒ่จ€ใ†ใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใงใ™ใ€‚
07:54
"That joke, it's offensive."
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ใ€Œใใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใ€ใใ‚Œใฏไธๅฟซใงใ™ใ€ใ€‚
07:56
"Offensive" means it makes us angry and it offends us.
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ใ€Œๆ”ปๆ’ƒ็š„ใ€ใจใฏใ€ใใ‚ŒใŒ ็งใŸใกใ‚’ๆ€’ใ‚‰ใ›ใ€็งใŸใกใ‚’ๆ€’ใ‚‰ใ›ใ‚‹ใ“ใจใ‚’ๆ„ๅ‘ณใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚
08:01
You can also say a joke is awful. It's terrible. It's horrible.
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ๅ†—่ซ‡ใฏใฒใฉใ„ใจใ‚‚่จ€ใˆใพใ™ใ€‚ ใใ‚Œใฏใฒใฉใ„ใงใ™ใ€‚ ๆใ‚ใ—ใ„ใงใ™ใ€‚
08:05
Okay?
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ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ
08:07
The last thing I wanted to teach you is about something called a "dirty joke". When we talk
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ๆœ€ๅพŒใซๆ•™ใˆใŸใ‹ใฃใŸใฎใฏ ใ€ใ€Œๆฑšใ„ๅ†—่ซ‡ใ€ใจๅ‘ผใฐใ‚Œใ‚‹ใ‚‚ใฎใซใคใ„ใฆใงใ™ใ€‚
08:13
about dirty jokes in English, some people find them funny, some people find them horrible,
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่‹ฑ่ชžใงๆฑšใ„ใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใซใคใ„ใฆ่ฉฑใ™ ใจใ€้ข็™ฝใ„ใจๆ€ใ†ไบบใ‚‚ใ„ใ‚Œใฐใ€ใฒใฉใ„ใจๆ€ใ†ไบบใ‚‚ใ„ใ‚‹
08:18
so I put it in the middle here. Dirty jokes are jokes about sex. So if somebody says:
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ใฎใงใ€ใ“ใ“ใงใฏ็œŸใ‚“ไธญใซ็ฝฎใใพใ™ใ€‚ ๆฑšใ„ ใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใฏใ‚ปใƒƒใ‚ฏใ‚นใซใคใ„ใฆใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใงใ™ใ€‚ ใ—ใŸใŒใฃใฆใ€่ชฐใ‹ใŒ
08:23
"I have a dirty joke for you",
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ใ€Œ็งใฏใ‚ใชใŸใซๆฑšใ„ๅ†—่ซ‡ใ‚’่จ€ใฃใฆใ„ใพใ™ใ€ใจ่จ€ใฃใŸๅ ดๅˆใ€
08:25
it means: "I have a joke about sex I'm going to tell you."
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ใใ‚Œใฏใ€Œใ‚ปใƒƒใ‚ฏใ‚นใซใคใ„ใฆใฎๅ†—่ซ‡ใŒใ‚ใ‚Š ใพใ™ใ€‚ใ‚ใชใŸใซ่ฉฑใ—ใพใ™ใ€ใจใ„ใ†ๆ„ๅ‘ณใงใ™ใ€‚
08:28
Okay?
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ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ
08:29
So, now I am going to tell you some jokes. I'm not going to tell you any dirty jokes,
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ใจใ„ใ†ใ‚ใ‘ใงใ€ใ“ใ“ใงใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใ‚’ใ„ใใคใ‹ใŠ่ฉฑใ—ใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ ไธ‹ๅ“ใชใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใ‚’่จ€ใ†ใคใ‚‚ใ‚Š
08:34
and I don't think any of these jokes are offensive. Maybe they are. I don't think so, but I'm
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ใฏใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“ใ—ใ€ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‰ใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใŒๆ”ปๆ’ƒ็š„ใ ใจใฏๆ€ใ„ใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€‚ ๅคšๅˆ†ๅฝผใ‚‰ใฏใใ†ใงใ™ใ€‚ ็งใฏใใ†ใฏๆ€ใ„ใพใ›ใ‚“ใŒใ€
08:41
going to tell you some jokes. What I want you to do is after each joke, I want you to
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ใ„ใใคใ‹ๅ†—่ซ‡ใ‚’่จ€ใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚ ็งใŒใ‚ใชใŸใซใ—ใฆใปใ—ใ„ใฎ ใฏใ€ๅ†—่ซ‡ใ‚’่จ€ใ†ใŸใณใซ
08:47
use one of these expressions, and tell me what you think about it. Okay? So this is
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ใ€ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‰ใฎ่กจ็พใฎ 1 ใคใ‚’ไฝฟใฃใฆใ€ ใใ‚Œใซใคใ„ใฆใฉใ†ๆ€ใ†ใ‹ๆ•™ใˆใฆใปใ—ใ„ใจใ„ใ†ใ“ใจใงใ™ใ€‚ ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ ใ“ใ‚Œใฏ
08:53
partially a listening exercise, so you're going to listen for the joke. After that,
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้ƒจๅˆ†็š„ใซใƒชใ‚นใƒ‹ใƒณใ‚ฐใฎ็ทด็ฟ’ใชใฎใง ใ€ใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใซ่€ณใ‚’ๅ‚พใ‘ใพใ™ใ€‚ ใใฎใ‚ใจใ€
08:59
I want you to say out loud... So talk to your computer. I want you to say, if you laughed,
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ๅฃฐใซๅ‡บใ—ใฆ่จ€ใฃใฆใปใ—ใ„โ€ฆใ ใ‹ใ‚‰ใƒ‘ใ‚ฝใ‚ณใƒณใซ่ฉฑใ—ใ‹ใ‘ใฆใ€‚ ็ฌ‘ใฃใŸๅ ดๅˆ
09:04
one of these expressions; if you don't understand, this; and if you hated the joke, one of these.
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ใฏใ€ๆฌกใฎ่กจ็พใฎใ„ใšใ‚Œใ‹ใ‚’่จ€ใฃใฆใใ ใ•ใ„ใ€‚ ใ‚ใ‹ใ‚‰ใชใ‹ใฃใŸใ‚‰ ใ“ใ‚Œ; ๅ†—่ซ‡ใŒๅซŒใ„ใชใ‚‰ใ€ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‰ใฎใ„ใšใ‚Œใ‹ใงใ™ใ€‚
09:12
Okay. So let's get started.
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ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸใ€‚ ใใ‚Œใงใฏๅง‹ใ‚ใพใ—ใ‚‡ใ†ใ€‚
09:15
My first joke:
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็งใฎๆœ€ๅˆใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏ:
09:17
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
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ใชใœ 6 ใฏ 7 ใ‚’ๆใ‚Œใ‚‹ใฎใงใ™ใ‹?
09:21
So: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
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ใงใฏใ€ใชใœ 6 ใฏ 7 ใ‚’ๆใ‚Œใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใฎใงใ—ใ‚‡ใ†ใ‹?
09:26
Because 7 ate 9.
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7 ใŒ 9 ใ‚’้ฃŸในใŸใ‹ใ‚‰
09:30
Okay, so
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09:31
tell me what you think. Use one of these expressions.
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ใงใ™ใ€‚ ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‰ใฎๅผใฎใ„ใšใ‚Œใ‹ใ‚’ไฝฟ็”จใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚
09:35
Did you burst out laughing?
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็ˆ†็ฌ‘ใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ‹๏ผŸ
09:38
I bet you can't stop laughing. And here are some...
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็ฌ‘ใ„ใŒๆญขใพใ‚‰ใชใ„ใซ้•ใ„ใชใ„ใ€‚ ใ“ใ“ใซใ„ใใคใ‹ใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™...
09:44
Some people would say: "That's lame. It's corny." Okay?
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ใ€Œใใ‚Œใฏใƒ€ใ‚ตใ„ใ€‚้™ณ่…ใ ใ€ใจ่จ€ใ†ไบบใ‚‚ใ„ใพใ™ ใ€‚ ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ
09:47
Okay, the next joke... I actually haven't read these for a long time, so I'm kind of
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ใ‚ชใƒผใ‚ฑใƒผใ€ๆฌกใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใฏโ€ฆ ๅฎŸใฏ ้•ทใ„้–“่ชญใ‚“ใงใ„ใชใ‹ใฃใŸใฎใงใ€
09:55
surprised by some of them. The next joke:
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้ฉšใ„ใŸใ‚‚ใฎใ‚‚ใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚ ๆฌกใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏ:
09:58
What type of cheese is not yours?
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ใ‚ใชใŸใฎใ‚‚ใฎใงใฏใชใ„ใƒใƒผใ‚บใฏไฝ•ใงใ™ใ‹?
10:02
What type of cheese is not yours?
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ใ‚ใชใŸใฎใ‚‚ใฎใงใฏใชใ„ใƒใƒผใ‚บใฎ็จฎ้กžใฏไฝ•ใงใ™ใ‹?
10:06
Nacho cheese.
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ใƒŠใƒใƒงใƒใƒผใ‚บใ€‚
10:09
Nacho cheese is the joke.
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ใƒŠใƒใƒงใƒใƒผใ‚บใฏๅ†—่ซ‡ใงใ™ใ€‚
10:12
So, again, is it one of these? One of these? All right?
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็นฐใ‚Š่ฟ”ใ—ใพใ™ใŒใ€ใใ‚Œใฏใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‰ใฎใ„ใšใ‚Œใ‹ใงใ™ใ‹๏ผŸ ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‰ใฎใ†ใกใฎ1ใค๏ผŸ ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ
10:20
Tell me how you think about that joke.
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ใใฎๅ†—่ซ‡ใซใคใ„ใฆใฉใ†ๆ€ใ†ใ‹ๆ•™ใˆใฆใใ ใ•ใ„ใ€‚
10:25
All right. My next joke:
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ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸใ€‚ ๆฌกใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใฏ
10:29
The past, present, and future all walked into a bar.
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ใ€้ŽๅŽปใ€็พๅœจใ€ๆœชๆฅใฎ ใ™ในใฆใŒใƒใƒผใซ่ถณใ‚’่ธใฟๅ…ฅใ‚ŒใŸใ“ใจใงใ™ใ€‚
10:35
So the past, the present, and the future all walked into a bar.
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้ŽๅŽปใ‚‚็พๅœจใ‚‚ ๆœชๆฅใ‚‚ใ€ใ™ในใฆ้…’ๅ ดใซ่ถณใ‚’่ธใฟๅ…ฅใ‚ŒใŸใ€‚
10:40
It was tense.
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็ทŠๅผตใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚
10:43
All right? Again, I want you to respond. What did you think about this joke? It was tense.
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ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ ๅ†ๅบฆใ€ๅ›ž็ญ”ใ‚’ใŠ้ก˜ใ„ใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ ใ“ใฎๅ†—่ซ‡ใซใคใ„ใฆใฉใ†ๆ€ใ„ใพใ—ใŸใ‹๏ผŸ ็ทŠๅผตใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚
10:51
Okay, my next joke:
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ใ‚ˆใ—ใ€ๆฌกใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏ:
10:54
Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other fish, and says:
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2 ๅŒนใฎ้ญšใŒๆฐดๆงฝใซใ„ใ‚‹ใ€‚ 1ๅŒนใฎ้ญšใŒใ‚‚ใ†1ๅŒนใฎ้ญšใฎๆ–นใ‚’ ๅ‘ใใ€
11:00
"How do you drive this thing?"
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ใ€Œใ“ใ‚Œใ‚’ใฉใ†ใ‚„ใฃใฆๅ‹•ใ‹ใ™ใฎ๏ผŸใ€ใจ่จ€ใ„ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚
11:04
Again, feel free.
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็นฐใ‚Š่ฟ”ใ—ใพใ™ใŒใ€ใŠๆฐ—่ปฝใซใ€‚
11:07
All right. My next joke, and don't worry, I'm almost finished in case you think:
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ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸใ€‚ ็งใฎๆฌกใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใ€ใใ—ใฆๅฟƒ้…ใ—ใชใ„ใงใ€ ็งใฏใ‚ใชใŸใŒ่€ƒใˆใŸๅ ดๅˆใซๅ‚™ใˆใฆใ€็งใฏใปใจใ‚“ใฉ็ต‚ใ‚ใฃใฆใ„ใพใ™๏ผš
11:13
"Oh, Teacher Emma, she's so corny. These are so lame.
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ใ€Œใ‚ใ‚ใ€ใ‚จใƒžๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€ๅฝผๅฅณใฏใจใฆใ‚‚้™ณ่…ใ .
11:17
She's bombing these jokes. They're awful.
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11:20
They're not funny." Okay? So in case all of them have been this, or: "I don't get it",
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." ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸ๏ผŸ ใ—ใŸใŒใฃใฆใ€ใใ‚Œใ‚‰ใ™ในใฆใŒใ“ใ‚Œใงใ‚ใ‚‹ๅ ดๅˆ ใ€ใพใŸใฏใ€Œใ‚ใ‹ใ‚‰ใชใ„ใ€ๅ ดๅˆใงใ‚‚
11:25
we're almost finished, don't worry.
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ใ€ใปใผๅฎŒไบ†ใงใ™ใ€‚ๅฟƒ้…ใ—ใชใ„ใงใใ ใ•ใ„ใ€‚
11:27
The next joke:
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ๆฌกใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏ:
11:29
How do you organize a space party?
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ๅฎ‡ๅฎ™ใƒ‘ใƒผใƒ†ใ‚ฃใƒผใฏใฉใฎใ‚ˆใ†ใซ้–‹ๅ‚ฌใ—ใพใ™ใ‹?
11:33
How do you organize a space party?
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ๅฎ‡ๅฎ™ใƒ‘ใƒผใƒ†ใ‚ฃใƒผใ‚’ใฉใฎใ‚ˆใ†ใซ็ต„็น”ใ—ใพใ™ใ‹?
11:37
You plan-et.
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ใ‚ใชใŸใฏ่จˆ็”ปใ—ใฆใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚
11:40
All right.
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ใ‚ใ‹ใฃใŸใ€‚
11:42
My final joke of the day:
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ไปŠๆ—ฅใฎๆœ€ๅพŒใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏ:
11:45
Why did the right triangle go to the beach?
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ใชใœ็›ด่ง’ไธ‰่ง’ๅฝขใฏใƒ“ใƒผใƒใซ่กŒใใฎใงใ™ใ‹?
11:50
Why did the right triangle go to the beach?
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ใชใœ็›ด่ง’ไธ‰่ง’ๅฝขใฏๆตœ่พบใซ่กŒใฃใŸใฎใงใ™ใ‹.
11:55
It was 90 degrees.
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90ๅบฆใงใ—ใŸใ€‚
11:58
Ba-doom-ch.
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Ba-doom-chใ€‚
11:59
So there you have it, a bunch of new jokes for you to use with your friends, if you think
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ๅ‹้”ใŒ้ข็™ฝใ„ใจๆ€ใฃใŸใ‚‰ใ€ๅ‹้”ใจไธ€็ท’ใซไฝฟใ†ๆ–ฐใ—ใ„ใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใŒใŸใใ•ใ‚“ใ‚ใ‚Š
12:05
they're funny. If you think these jokes are lame and corny, you can forget them, forget
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ใพใ™ใ€‚ ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‰ใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใŒ ไธ‹ๆ‰‹ใง้™ณ่…ใ ใจๆ€ใ†ใชใ‚‰ใ€ใใ‚Œใ‚‰ใ‚’ๅฟ˜ใ‚Œใ‚‹ใ“ใจใŒใงใใพใ™ใ€
12:10
they even exist. But try to use these expressions.
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ใใ‚Œใ‚‰ใŒๅญ˜ๅœจใ™ใ‚‹ใ“ใจใ•ใˆๅฟ˜ใ‚Œใฆใใ ใ•ใ„. ใ—ใ‹ใ—ใ€ ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‰ใฎ่กจ็พใ‚’ไฝฟ็”จใ—ใฆใฟใฆใใ ใ•ใ„ใ€‚
12:13
They're useful. We use them all the time in English.
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ใใ‚Œใ‚‰ใฏไพฟๅˆฉใงใ™ใ€‚ ็งใŸใกใฏใ„ใคใ‚‚่‹ฑ่ชžใงใใ‚Œใ‚‰ใ‚’ไฝฟ็”จใ— ใฆใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚
12:17
I hope you have enjoyed this video. I hope you have laughed your asses off.
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ใ“ใฎใƒ“ใƒ‡ใ‚ชใ‚’ๆฅฝใ—ใ‚“ใงใ„ใŸใ ใ‘ใŸใงใ—ใ‚‡ใ†ใ‹ใ€‚ ใŠๅฐปใ‚’็ฌ‘ใฃใฆใใ‚ŒใŸใ“ใจใ‚’้ก˜ใฃใฆใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚
12:21
I hope you cracked up. I hope I've made you laugh.
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ใ‚ใชใŸใŒใฒใณๅ‰ฒใ‚ŒใŸใ“ใจใ‚’้ก˜ใฃใฆใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚ ็งใฏใ‚ใชใŸใ‚’็ฌ‘ใ‚ใ›ใŸใ“ใจใ‚’้ก˜ใฃใฆใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚
12:25
I hope you can't stop laughing because this
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ใ“ใ‚Œใฏใจใฆใ‚‚้ข็™ฝใ„ใฎใงใ€็ฌ‘ใ„ใŒๆญขใพใ‚‰ใชใ„ใ“ใจใ‚’้ก˜ใฃใฆใ„ใพใ™
12:28
is so funny. And I hope you found everything I said today hilarious.
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ใ€‚ ใใ—ใฆใ€ไปŠๆ—ฅ็งใŒ่จ€ใฃใŸใ“ใจใ™ในใฆใŒ้ข็™ฝใ‹ใฃใŸใ“ใจใ‚’้ก˜ใฃใฆใ„ใพใ™ .
12:34
So, you can practice these expressions on our website at www.engvid.com.
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ใ—ใŸใŒใฃใฆใ€ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‰ใฎ่กจ็พ ใฏใ€ๅฝ“็คพใฎ Web ใ‚ตใ‚คใƒˆ (www.engvid.com) ใง็ทด็ฟ’ใงใใพใ™ใ€‚
12:39
There's going to be a quiz, you can check
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ใ‚ฏใ‚คใ‚บใŒใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚
12:43
the vocabulary, make sure you understand the definitions, and how we use these words.
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่ชžๅฝ™ใ‚’็ขบ่ชใ—ใ€ๅฎš็พฉใ‚’็†่งฃใ—ใ€ ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‰ใฎๅ˜่ชžใ‚’ใฉใฎใ‚ˆใ†ใซไฝฟ็”จใ™ใ‚‹ใ‹ใ‚’็ขบ่ชใงใใพใ™ใ€‚
12:49
Until next time, take care.
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