Hi everybody !

So. Hello, everyone.

Welcome.

Here we are.

For those wondering what the heck is going on, Mr.

Duncan, we don't know what is going on.

What is happening?

Normally there is a full English,

or should I say an English addict live stream.

But things are slightly different today because.

Well, let's just say I'm making some changes.

But enough of that.

Look outside.

It is an absolutely glorious day.

The only problem is it's quite cold.

It is chilly outside.

So that what you can see at the moment

is the weather at the moment here in the UK, in England.

In fact, I hope you are okay and having a good day.

But where am I?

Mr. Duncan, we can't see you.

Please show yourself. Okay, then.

If you insist.

Hi, everybody.

This is Mr.

Duncan in England.

How are you today?

Are you okay?

I hope so.

Are you having a chaotic day like me?

Well, yes, maybe.

Quite likely.

For those wondering where my English attic

live stream is, well, it isn't going to be on today.

And there is a reason for that.

We're making some technical changes, some big changes.

In fact, I've been really busy over the past few days.

Doing all sorts of things, technical and helping me.

Here he is.

Of course, we have Mr.

Steve as well.

There he is. Hello, Mr. Duncan.

Hello. Hello.

Lovely viewers across the world, Steve.

What is going on here?

Well, Mr.

Duncan, this there's bits of computer all over the living room floor. Yes.

This is a clue to what is happening at the moment.

Everywhere.

Everywhere you step, Mr.

Duncan, there are bits of computers, fancy circuit boards.

I got entangled in these wires

that you just left lying around.

We didn't get to bed last night until nearly 2:00.

In the morning.

I was up almost all night.

Now, what I'm doing at the moment, I've decided to become very clever

and I'm trying to build

my own computer, a brand new computer,

using some parts of my previous computer, but also some new parts as well.

So that is what I'm doing at the moment.

And yes,

we are here alive, but this is not normal.

This is not our usual thing. What have you got there?

I don't know what that is.

Mr. Duncan, I nearly stepped on it.

So this is it.

You see, this is part of my old computer.

So this is a part that I'm not re-using.

But there are some parts that I am using.

For example, this fan, a very useful piece of equipment

for keeping everything nice and cool you see?

Do you want to show people what our living room floor looks like?

So to give you an idea, look,

look on the floor, and you can see what has been going on.

There it is. There is.

There is the chaos.

This is the scene of the crime.

And you can see exactly what has been going on.

So that's the reason why we are here in the living room

and not in the studio, because there isn't a studio at the moment.

I'm building a new computer.

Here are some parts.

I don't need this.

I do need this and on the floor,

you can see there are lots of bits and pieces as well

that I might use and I might not use.

I'm not sure at the moment.

And of course, what you are trying to do, Mr.

Duncan, yesterday was to re build or build this new computer.

Unfortunately, however,

although at 1:00 this morning,

you put the switch on and it worked, it works worked.

But there are a few teething problems, so it's been unable Mr.

Duncan has been unable to connect up to all the usual monitors

and all his usual studio equipment and the cameras and everything, because you just haven't had time. Yes.

Well, to do that, you know what happens whenever you deal

with technology, things never go the way they should.

They never go the way you want them to.

And that's what's happening at the moment.

So even though I finished my new computer, I've almost built it.

It's almost complete.

But but of course, there are some slight problems.

We normally refer to these as teething problems.

So at the moment we have some teething problems with my new computer

but our thing to do with our teeth, the thing is I built it myself.

I can't believe it.

I bought some parts and, and over the past

couple of days I've been busy building it

and I've actually almost 99%

completed the new computer.

So today we are just using the little mobile phone.

So that is why the image is not as good

and we can't really see very much of the live chat either at the moment

because it's, it sort of comes and goes on the live stream.

We haven't got quite the same view and I haven't got Mr.

Duncan's lovely big monitors

but we're still here.

We are here if only for a brief few moments.

Yes. Outside, the weather is gorgeous.

We were going to go outside, but unfortunately it's quite cold.

Even though it looks lovely outside, it is actually quite cold.

Let me just show you

so there it is, the view outside.

If I zoom in, you can see, ooh, look at that.

You can see the daffodils in the garden.

So everything looking rather nice outside.

It is a sunny day, but not warm.

We don't have much warm.

What a beautiful looking lawn.

Mr. Steve yesterday went outside

and he cut the lawn for the first time for the first time this year.

It was very long, so I had to get out my mother.

Did somebody say that Sergio was on?

I thought I saw somebody say that.

Sergio was on.

Is this correct?

I don't know.

Well, we'd like to know.

Well, the thing is, we can't see all the live chat, so if that is true,

please say hi and reveal yourself or somebody let us know.

Okay.

But I can see that Pedro's here.

Pedro Belmont.

That's Pedro.

Belmont, and see that Luis is here as well.

I can see that Tomic is here, the task is here,

but it's going to be difficult for us to read the live chat

because on the on the phone that Mr.

Duncan is using today, yes, we can see the lives.

It just comes up very briefly and then disappears.

You can, you could almost tell that there is chaos taking place here.

We you can tell that we're not right at the moment.

Steve seems a little different and I, I definitely feel different, but I'm on the wrong side for a start.

Oh yes, of course.

I'm usually to the other side of you, to the right of you.

I left of you.

I felt something was wrong with right.

Let's correct that. That's not better.

Is that better, Steve? Yes.

Oh, I knew there was something wrong.

I didn't feel right. The other side of you must think

so. Now, we've swapped

places, but yes, we are alive and only for a short time.

I have to go back into that room behind me, as I call it now.

I call it the torture room because every time I step in there,

there is a new horror for me to to sort out.

Hello to Hannah.

Hello, Black Eagle.

I think we have lots of our regular focus areas by.

Hello, Olga.

Yes, I'll keep saying this,

but we can't see the livestream comes up extremely quickly.

Only two or three peoples,

what they've put are we can go backwards.

Yeah, right. Okay.

This is something we could normally do that.

You control that? Yes.

So, yes, Mr.

Duncan, all day yesterday practically was put.

I don't know how he did it to be honest with you, I still don't know how.

I didn't know how he did it.

The room was full of all these circuit boards, and somehow Mr.

Duncan managed to put it all together.

I've built very clever.

You know, I, I, I can't tell you how proud I feel for myself.

I feel quite proud that I've managed to do this.

I've built a computer.

We've got to be careful that Mr.

Duncan's head doesn't get bigger and bigger.

You say that's become so boastful about his achievement.

You say that every time I do something, it isn't.

Very often I achieve anything.

Pedro wants to see my bedroom

you can see it, Pedro.

As long as you're in it, there is the only thing you're going to see today is our beautiful faces.

And then.

Then there will be nothing else, because we will go.

So I've been all morning.

I've been in the studio sorting out this computer this new computer.

Computer?

Did you say computer? Computer, computer?

Did someone say computer?

It would appear that this short

chat will turn into a two hour live stream.

Well, you know what happens when we are alive?

When we start talking, we can't we can't be quiet for a moment.

Oh, I think my laugh is so loud.

Then somebody said that it that it Partridge Yes.

Well, with my powerful voice, I need to project manager.

Thank you, Mr. Duncan.

We're not new cats here as well.

Hello, sir.

As is Alex Alexandra.

Hello, Alessandra. Sorry.

And also we have Willie.

Now, you both are on the right or in the right position.

Yes, yes. There you go. So I'm here.

Yes. And Mr. Steve is there. How's it going?

We are now the right way round.

I love it when Mr.

Steve uses his great big fingers, right?

Has a double meaning. Yes.

Yes, that's right. Yes, to be correct.

And also your position in relation to another person.

So one person will be on your left.

For example, Mr.

Steve is on my left and I am on Mr.

Steve's right.

And of course you can be correct. You can be.

You can be right.

What do you ask?

Funny

cause I'm a physician.

Oh, yeah. And there is. Yes.

Says I look like I've got a crown above my head.

You look like the Statue of Liberty.

There we go.

So. So there is Mr. Steve doing.

That's what it looks like. Yes.

And if I'm here, I look very regal.

You look like.

Yes, you look like the Statue of Liberty.

I strange.

I didn't realise I was standing in that position.

Yes, I straight like it looks like Mr.

Steve is wearing a crown.

My subject's beneath me.

Okay. Me.

Okay, calm down, Steve.

We can tell that Mr.

Steve's being in the garden, and he's had some fresh air because he's very excited.

I haven't been outside at all today.

I haven't had a chance to sample a beautiful weather, unfortunately, because,

as I have, I mentioned my computer today.

A big head. Mr. Duncan no.

Well, I wasn't showing off.

Your head will swell with pride. Yes. Okay.

Stop attacking me.

It isn't very often I achieve anything in my in my small worthless life.

Just crown.

I like.

This is quite good, isn't it? Yes, it looks great.

If I've been, I need to wear some kind of gown to ermine and fur.

Yes, you look on my neck.

You actually look like you looked like Hellraiser.

Mr. Duncan, did you see the photograph that I sent um.

Probably not at the moment,

because I'm not checking my email or anything because, well,

I've only just got my computer, my new computer that I built myself.

We're not going to hear the last of this.

No, but that's a phrase that people use and not going to hear the last.

So this it means that somebody is going to keep talking on and on and on, and Mr.

Jenkins is going to talk on and on and on about his computer.

I don't know I'm I'm not boasting.

It's just that I don't achieve anything very often in my life.

I think the last thing I achieved

was I think I got a badge

when I was in the Boy Scouts, and that was the last time I achieved anything.

So so I take this as a big success.

The crown is getting bigger. Hello.

Oh, yes, hello, Tomic.

Hello, Beatrice.

I'm sorry that this live the back I go the more.

Yeah, let me just.

Let me just talk.

Steve, it's not your show.

It's mine. It's my show.

Please remember that.

If you are wondering what is going on, don't worry.

It's okay.

You haven't had a stroke.

But we are here live.

But we don't have the studio today.

Although we do have Mr.

Steve, who looks like the sun God at the moment for some reason.

Okay, Steve, we get the message. Egyptian sun God.

Okay, if you're really flogging a dead horse, there is something different.

And I certainly, as you should be, wearing computer chips

dangling from your ears

we've got quite a few spare parts.

I think Mr. Duncan's is going to make me

a computer out of all the spare parts that are left over.

I think what I'm going to do, I'm going I'm going to put some of the spare spare parts in Mr.

Steve's head.

I need a bit of extra memory.

He needs a little bit more ram and

I think journos, you know,

might be able to help me out in that direction.

Well, what do you mean by that?

Well, I've got to say it exactly how you're being are you being disgusting and rude?

Well, Pedro said earlier he wants to see my bedroom, you know,

so maybe I can you know, you seem obsessed.

You seem obsessed with these

situations.

I don't know, almost anything about Mr.

Steve, but I'm glad to see him here today.

Thank you very much.

Well, all I can say all I can say is you are the lucky one.

You know nothing about Mr.

Steve you are very lucky.

Few dollars since Tomic.

Really?

Okay, then you rescued us on the job done

yes. It's going well without any computer.

Well, exactly.

We don't need to spend thousands on new computers parts,

so we haven't spent thousands.

Steve, stop saying these things.

We got all the parts we did.

So we didn't spend thousands.

We got all the parts from the local charity shop.

No, we didn't do that either.

But we didn't spend thousands.

I'm joking, people.

No, I'm joking. No, but

we live in times where everything is taken, literally.

Mr. Duncan and Mr.

Steve, let's go and give us a room tour.

We will not be doing that.

Well, we had one request for the bedroom.

Yes, you've just literally said that

we are going nowhere else.

This is the only view you are having today.

This and also outside as well.

But nothing else looks lovely out there.

Mr. Duncan, are we going to go for a walk later?

We're going to have a deal.

You show us your house and everywhere that we might show you.

Oh, yes, I see pictures of you.

We want email addresses, all sorts of things,

you know, to verify your identities when you come on the list.

You don't need the computer.

Mr. Duncan, your mobile phone does the job perfectly well.

It is a good question.

Well, it does when it works.

Roser says.

Is the rabbit in the garden?

Well, yes, it is.

And in fact, I scared the rabbit yesterday

because when I started up the lawnmower,

I've never seen anything run so fast

trying to escape the noise.

And obviously it wasn't used to people walking around outside, you know,

because it's had the garden to itself all winter.

And but now I've disturbed it, so we haven't seen it.

Have we seen it today? Yes, it was there this morning.

Right. Okay.

It was there this morning.

It was it was on the grass munching

and chewing on the grass. Yes.

The rabbit is still around and it's nice to see it back.

Very nice.

Okay, Mr.

Steve, I'm going to change the position.

Here you go. I'm going to move now. Now.

So you have to move now, Steve.

Oh, I like the sun. God, Mr.

Dean, I'm sorry.

It's spoilsport as best spoilsport I'm not a spoilsport.

He says he doesn't like the attention that I'm getting there.

Do you think that anything I have noticed is.

Steve, this is the real height of Steve

have you noticed

Steve is actually at his normal height to the garden?

Oh, Mr.

Duncan, because I'm much taller than Steve.

Only a couple of inches.

Oh, you know what they say a couple of inches

can make all the difference on size.

Isn't everything Mr.

Duncan, even though you have got a huge computer, I've got a big wall.

You ought to see the size of his case.

It's a big and it's a big it's a very big case.

Itanium finish.

It's made by a company called Fractal Design.

Have a look on the Internet for Fractal Design.

Computer cases.

And they do a computer case that is huge.

You can live inside it.

I think people will be that bothered

Have we got any computer nerds watching you?

Don't call you don't call them nerds.

But, you know,

computer expert I'm saying it in a in a in a nice way. Yes.

Computer expert.

So I am now a computer expert.

Oh, I almost can't get on the screen. Mr.

Duncan, your head's so big.

I want to go outside and tell everyone I want to tell all my neighbours that I've just built

my first ever computer on my own.

Right. Go on, Steve.

Use your big put your big fingers on the screen and say, well, Mr.

Duncan.

Yes, 100, $100 and you dob under Debbie.

Yes. Well, Mr.

Duncan was contemplating

setting up a little sideline business,

building computers for him, so I might have to do that.

The only trouble is you got to be careful setting yourself up in business.

You know, if something goes wrong, you've got I have got liabilities I've just spent all my money on this.

I have no good, no money, no sausage fingers.

Yes, Mr. Steve has sausage things. Thank you.

Thank you for noticing that Steve has sausage fingers.

They are they are big fingers.

But I have got quite big hands, actually.

Yes. Sort of strangling ham.

You're your father had big hands.

Do you remember? You used to use a bunch of bananas.

We did. To play the piano with your father.

Really hated it.

Yes. We my sister and I, when we were very young,

we used to because dad's hands were very big and fat.

We used to when he used to play the piano

and we used to get a bunch of bananas and put them over the keys

when he was playing to Joe, pretending they were his father's fingers and he didn't like it.

But yes,

yes, I've got strangling hands, so I've got these I've got a nice message here.

Khalid Hello? Khalid Tyre.

Mr. Duncan had a great impact on me back in 2009

when I started learning from his first English learning videos.

And I'm really thankful and grateful to his superb method.

Thank you very much. It's very kind of you.

Coloured, coloured.

Tanya thank you very much.

That's very kind of you to say.

I've received some lovely messages over the past few days

talking about my videos and many people who've been watching for many years.

And also there are people who have rediscovered

that I'm still alive and doing this.

So I have received quite a lot of messages recently

are we excited about Artemus?

I don't know.

I'm not sure what Artemus is.

I'm not sure either. Please let us know.

I'm not sure that my big fat fingers again.

Oh, it's gone.

I've broken it, Mr. Duncan.

Everything

At least one of us is good with technology, by the way.

That's me.

Really?

Lewis, is Lewis here?

Oh, yes.

Look, Lewis, Mendez is here to date.

Hello, Lewis. Nice to see you here.

There.

I'm a computer engineer.

Says oh, make up, make all car your computer engineer.

I'm a computer engineer, and I'm really enjoying this session.

Yes, well, I'm enjoying it very much.

You might be the only one because I have just graduated

from the university of building your own computer.

And I've done it.

I can't believe it.

Steve, tell them what happened last night when I.

When I turn the computer on, and it actually worked.

I was so happy he was so happy. We had a here.

But you said, tell people what happened, and then you just told them.

Yes, I was so excited.

I said to Steve, is it go and get going?

Get a bottle of beer. We're going to have a beer.

Oh, Max Po asks, Which fractal design case did you use?

Good grief.

This is getting very yeah, it's getting very nerdy now.

I will show you.

I'll bring you the box. Wait there.

Yes. Mr.

Duncan has searched high and he's got very excited because the other week

he put some new memory cards in his existing computer.

And ever since then, he's been thinking about wanting to build his own computer.

That's the trouble.

Once you start to upgrade one thing, it's like your house

once you start doing one thing in the house, then you notice that something else needs upgrading.

So it's the same with a computer.

That's a big one. Mr.

Donga, as soon as you start to upgrade one thing,

you then have to upgrade everything else as well.

So it becomes, you know, a never ending thing. Yes.

Yes. So it's the fractal

fractal design.

Define Excel. 02.

It's so big we could live inside it.

So we literally could live inside this computer case.

I mean, it might be a bit noisy and quite warm, but,

you know, we know where to hide

I don't know why we're back different.

Everything is the wrong way round.

I'm sure that's fascinating for people to see

which case that you go, oh, I think I think

that the thing about this is

you are everywhere around the world and you all have different interests.

You see so this is this is one of the things

it's a way of knowing what we do when we're not doing our English shows.

Well, what you're doing, I don't get involved.

No, no, I don't get involved in the technical side of things

because really I'm not very good at it.

I mean, with my great big fat fingers,

I only have to sort of touch things and they break.

Hello, I'm a git. I'm a cheat.

Amarjit cool.

After a long time, I have the chance to join your life

as I have my exam in march.

And finally, they are over. Congrats relations.

I hope you've done well.

And I hope everything everything went smoothly for

your exams.

It's a strange pose, Mr.

Duncan.

Yes, well, of course, because we teach English, rather.

Mr. Duncan does.

I do.

It's always very exciting to know when people are taking English.

I'm not sure what you do.

I don't know what Steve is.

I just bring home the bacon. Mr. Duncan. That's what I.

That is true.

I mean, you know, one of us has got to Mr. Steve. Mr.

Steve is the bread winner.

That is very true.

Well, I

don't know if we've got a subject to discuss today.

No computers.

Well, no, we were only going to come on for 5 minutes, and already we've been on for half an hour.

Well, you know what happens.

Yes. So when you've had a period

like we have during winter when I haven't been able to go out into the garden,

what I've discovered is, as happens every year, is that, you know, when you have to go

and do the gardening again, like I did yesterday and a bit this morning,

it's very tiring because your muscles,

you used to use all during the last year's growing season

and the spring and summer have have sort of wasted a bit.

And so you have to do little chunks

so I used to be able to do like 2 hours outside of the garden.

But if I did that now, I'd be exhausted.

I thought I was sort of falling over in our gardens quite slow.

Come on, it's your rage.

It could be.

But of course, if I'm if I'm finding finding that I'm

sort of losing my balance, I just have to grab hold of something with my giant strong fingers.

Yes. And immediately I'm righted. Okay.

Do you like our lovely photo of Bush, Mr.

Duncan, which is coming out and always comes out with lovely red leaves?

Do I like if we got any gardeners watching, which I know that we do.

No one can see it.

I know, but I was from what I was saying, Mr.

Duncan, is maybe you should show it, but I can't, because then I'll be showing other people's houses.

I've got to be careful.

You say that's very true, Mr. Duncan.

We do see at the local. This is what happens.

This is so, Steve, you are going to get me into trouble. Now.

Okay.

There it is. There we go. It is.

So that's what's that called?

Faux to the fountain tinea.

So it's quite unusual.

It's quite a decorative sort of.

But it's a bush.

Yeah, but

in spring,

the new leaves burst out with this glorious red colour

which is highlighted very nice

against the green old leaves underneath.

And it's one of my favourite bushes is quite that one's called.

That's called Red Robin.

Oh, I see one.

It's very tiny red robin because the colour of the leaves is almost

the same colour as the breast of a robin. Yes.

And so they're not flowers.

They look probably they could look to you, to you viewers watching.

They could look like they could look like flowers from here but they're not there actually leaves.

And when the leaves first come out in the spring like they are that colour

and then they gradually go to a deep glossy green as the after about

maybe about a couple of months of the red would have gone and they will have turned green.

But it's quite nice for a couple of months to see the new growth.

But we also have some daffodils.

The daffodils are out right now

and there is a bird there.

There is a pigeon sitting

looks a bit sleepy, mister.

I think it's a sleepy pigeon

that is a pigeon, a wood pigeon

sitting in the garden having a nice time.

And then if we go over, oh, there is another pigeon

sitting in the shade it looks like it's cleaning itself.

It is preening its I think there could be a couple of those two buttresses

that they would normally be fighting if that was two males or they'd be fighting.

But I think because there's one on the ground and one not

very far away, I think that probably they've probably paired up.

Yes, they're a couple and they want to have some children.

So they are babies.

They're a pair of love pigeons.

Yes, yes.

Well, with that grass just looks magnificent.

Mr. Duncan, I have to say, Mr.

Steve, your grass your lawn looks amazing.

Well, you know, it's hard work all year round.

You have to rake it.

You have to fertilise it, you have to cut it.

It's a never ending.

People get very took about computer nerds.

People get very nerdy with their gardens and

particularly people of a certain age.

Once you start getting over 60, you spend lots of time in your garden.

I mean, it's very good exercise

how many steps did we do yesterday, Mr.

Duncan, walking into mulch when looking back?

I did

well, how many steps did we do yesterday?

About 9700.

A lot.

So what is the difference between a dive and a pigeon?

A pigeon is a much larger doves tend to be smaller

and quite often their their feathers look much different from pigeons.

So that is the main difference between the pigeon and the dive.

Also, they make different sounds as well.

They make different noises.

So pigeons are more sort of

and doves are more

there you go.

We're not sure if that's accurate.

Cheese is perfect, is it?

On the third, cheekily accurate?

I think I make the most amazing bird and animal sounds.

I really do.

I did the guinea pig.

I did a guinea pig. The other day.

I'm the sun god again.

Yes, I am mega

the pigeons.

The ugly version of the dive said,

right, I don't tan because I can't.

You don't tap you.

You you swipe your story.

Yes, you're right.

The doves are much more attractive birds

yes, they look very attractive,

whereas the pigeons are a bit uglier.

But nevertheless, we saw lots of pigeons yesterday on our walk.

There's lots of pigeons that are all sort of gathering together now,

like the blackbirds because it's spring.

They're thinking of mating and having babies.

So they're getting very territorial.

They're getting a fighting, trying to get a mate.

Oh, trying to get the food, the new food that's coming out in the spring.

So there's all sorts of things going on.

We're hoping we've got a a wooden birds

bird box at my sister purchased for me for my birthday,

gave me as a birthday present last year, which I've put in the tree.

We didn't get anything nesting in it last year, but we're hoping that

this year we will get some

bird's nest in it.

But so far we've seen no activity.

It's too early any of this at all. It's too early.

It's too early for small birds.

They will not be nesting yet.

Normally April, April and then into may

be May the blackbirds I think are nesting already.

Blackbirds are the first nests of the year, so blackbirds

are always the first birds to to nest.

Yes, that's true.

Valentine says that

their lawn has a yellow white colour.

Yes, well, parts of mine particularly the shady bits,

they're going to need some attention and that's the reason is very good.

Would it be fair to say, Steve, that's the reason why it goes yellow because of a lack of light.

Lack of light?

Yeah. So what could it be?

Depending on to know what Valentine?

I don't know what your climate is like there during the during the winter months,

but yes, if you get sick, if you get oh, I don't want to be that close up, Mr.

Duncan.

I see all the flaws

then.

Yes, it can go yellow.

I mean, it could be very it could be if you're a very cold climate,

it can damage the grass, particularly if it's being covered with snow,

for example.

But we haven't had any snow at all this year.

No, it's been very wet.

I did fertilise and kill the moss off in autumn.

So in late September, I spread some moss

and fertiliser over the lawn to keep it healthy during the winter.

And I think it's paid off.

So paid off.

It means the result is good from what I did.

I think we have a birthday can I just say hello to Mo son?

Is it your birthday?

Thank you for all the birthday and wishes to me.

I appreciate this Mo.

So is it really your birthday today?

Oh my goodness.

Can I say happy birthday?

I hope you have a good day and

I hope you get everything you wish for.

I hope you get everything you wish for.

Happy Birthday. My reason I don't know if

Oh, dear.

Right. Yes, there's a lot of caring about at the moment.

Palmira says that changing the subject

now you don't tap.

Yes, you swipe.

How many times?

If I said this in the past, you don't tap.

You swipe, Steve swipe, not tap.

Any COVID cases are going through the roof.

That means they're getting very high.

Lots of them. Okay.

I was supposed to see some customers this week and half of them cancelled

because they either got it or somebody else in the way they work had also got it.

Well, it would appear that lots of people have forgotten all about COVID and forgotten all about it.

It's gone. It's just vanished.

It's like. It's like, poof.

It's just it's.

No, that's the sound you see of something disappearing.

Poof, it's disappeared.

Got a few meanings.

That word has Mr.

Lincoln now.

We were going to we were going to eat

live a cake when

we that I went to work and I thought, you going to say

we're going to eat something, leave something that's still alive?

Oh, yes, of course.

Hot cross buns, not tea cake.

We've got a hot cross.

But there was one left yesterday, and Mr.

Steve has said that he's willing to go into the kitchen and make a hot cross buns.

Shall we make you all very hungry by eating hot, crisp and alive?

I think we could go into the kitchen with the camera, but I think we might lose the signal.

You say, all right, that's the problem. So that's the reason.

Why do you want me to do that, Mr. Duncan?

Do you want me to go make a hot cross burn

and or

do you think people would not appreciate us eating live?

Now, you tell us if you want us to eat.

Well, to be honest with you, I'm starving.

You've had nothing to eat today.

I've had nothing to eat today because I'm going to get the computer ready.

I've been busy working on my computer that I built myself

at Rafael from this angle, Mr.

Duncan may look skinny, but I can assure you I am.

I need my birthday.

Well, it's gone. Unfortunately, 100 dub.

My birthday is in February,

so we've got to wait, you know? Good.

11 months before that comes by mine don't swi.

Oh, yes,

how many times have

I said to you, swipe, don't tap, have a go.

You see what I have to put up with I say things to him

and he just does not listen at all.

Swipe.

Don't tap that spell.

That's one thing I've got to learn today. Yes.

I'll be swiping you in a minute.

Oh, are we going to have a no, not cross.

We'll have a well, I don't know. You can do if you want to.

I want it. I know.

What would you like, Mr.

Steve to go into the kitchen and make a hot cross, but.

So he's going to put it in the toaster and we're going to have hot, hot all right, I'll do it.

Yes, I will return.

Yeah, the sun. God will return. And I will do with.

I will keep you entertained for a few more moments.

See you shortly, because obviously we're not going.

I was only supposed to be here for a few seconds, but look.

Look what's happened.

It's turned into a big show, as things often do.

Thank you very much for joining us.

By the way, this is something slightly different

Ahmed Jeet says, my

birthday was on the 9th of March at the beginning of this month.

So I hope you had a nice time as well.

Hello to Saeed, Mr.

Duncan and Mr. Steve.

We are going to the new year in the next hour in Iran.

And my family are sitting at the table now.

Hello, Saeed, and I hope you have a nice New Year's

celebration where you are in Iran.

Hello to you.

How much did you pay for this, Mr. Duncan?

What's it worth then?

It's what's going on.

Oh, I see. Look at that.

Look at the hot cross bun.

It's a little bit too hot.

They've burnt it, Mr. Duncan.

Yes, I think so.

How much do they charge you for that?

Yes. I'm not going to tell you, I say.

Well, I think we can still eat it.

It smells nice, though.

It's just a little bit burnt.

What was I saying?

Just.

I lost my train of thought.

Yes. The hot cross burn is a little bit too hot.

I think it's been burnt in the shop.

But Mr.

Steve will do his best.

I'm sure he will, because he's a genius.

Of course he is.

He's the most amazing person ever besides me.

And you

Oh, hello. We have.

Oh, hello, Vitesse.

Vitesse, Vitesse.

It's nice to see you here where you belong.

So, yes, we have Iran watching at the moment

and just approaching the new year.

Hello to third do.

So how was your day, Mr. Duncan?

My day to day was busy.

I'm just finishing off

the the technical

adjustments to my new computer that I've just built.

I built it myself.

Mr. Duncan, why don't you make YouTube?

Sure.

Thank you. Partridge.

When you say shorts, do you mean shorts?

That you wear on your legs?

Because I am wearing my shorts today

because it's quite warm in the house.

Mr. Duncan, what about your beautiful hat?

Thank you very much.

This is my lovely hat that I'm wearing

to try to shade my eyes from.

From the bright sunlight that is coming into the house.

Hello?

To Brazil or dressing.

Hello. Or dress.

Yo, nice to see you here as well.

Quite a lot of people joining in

on the live chat, by the way.

Can I tell you something?

There is something

happening in April concerning my YouTube channel.

There is something happening in April.

That's all I'm saying.

I can't say anything else, but

there is something special happening

in April.

That's all I'm saying. For now.

I can't give give you any more clues without revealing what the secret is.

But yes, there is something happening, and I hope you will join me in April for that.

No, Mr. Duncan, you service sausage.

YouTube Shorts is a YouTube feature

where they allow you to upload a one minute video.

Oh, I know what you mean.

It's very similar to what they do on Instagram, because Instagram

also have that particular feature.

And I think also it's very similar to Tik Tok.

So I would imagine that YouTube shorts

is very similar to what

Tik Tok is doing.

By the way, I don't have a Tik Tok.

I don't have a tik tok account.

For those wondering

I think I'm too old for tik tok.

So that is why

I do it.

Here on YouTube.

But yes.

You all right?

There are a lot of people now doing very short videos.

Very short ones.

I think so.

What is happening on the 1st of April?

Hello, doppelganger.

Doppelganger. 48. 27.

Nice to see you here.

As well on this very unusual live stream on Sunday.

Yes, we all live at the moment.

Coming to you live from England.

A very sunny England today.

Would you like to have a look outside?

There it is.

There is the view today. Wow.

It is a lovely

sunny day today.

Look that is not nice.

Wow. To compare things,

a comparative is when you compare one thing with another.

A superlative is when you are expressing how good something is

a superlative.

There are many superlatives that people use

to describe my live

streams They say Wonderful.

Amazing. Fantastic.

Stunning.

Quite. Quite.

Unbelievable. Even.

Yes. It is a nice day today.

We are having some lovely weather.

And I think Mr.

Steve is about to arrive with

the very burnt

hot cross burn halfway through.

So we have hot cross buns, hot cross buns,

one a penny to a penny.

Hot cross buns.

Oh, delicious.

Ooh, I'm going to have a little

whipped, so please excuse us.

We are going to eat some food now.

It's a bit rude.

It's very rude to eat when you're on a live stream.

Mr. Duncan, I think what we'll have to do is

we'll have to take it in turns.

So I'll talk while you're eating.

You can see there is butter You take one bites. Butter

so I'll let you swallow that, Mr.

Duncan, and then you can talk, and then I'll take another bite

and tell Mr.

Duncan. That's disgusting. Hurry up and swallow.

And then you can talk, and I can have a bite as well.

It is delicious.

It's got cinnamon.

And currants

and raisins

and Mr.

Duncan, it was my turn this first to be my turn to take a bite.

You've got to take it in turns

mine.

You're going to be very.

You need all your energy, Mr.

Duncan, so that you can rebuild your computer.

Anyway, I'm not going to bite

It's like,

yes, Emma.

You can hear

the food going into my mouth.

Don't open your mouth in front of the camera, Mr.

Duncan. It's disgusting.

Well, that's why I was suggesting

that we take it in turn so that

we don't insult our viewers. With

the the very bad etiquette

of opening your mouth and talking while you are eating,

which is something that British people just never do.

Because, see, the live chat is already gone because people have.

Oh, no, it's come back again.

Don't tap swipe.

I will go.

I love Cinnamon says to.

Right? Yes,

it's one of those spices that goes very well with bread.

You can put it in.

I've got a friend who who has makes a pork dish

and he puts cinnamon in with the pork

into this gravy just a small amount

and it's absolutely delicious.

There's something about a small amount of cinnamon with pork in this sort of like a stew.

Sorry if there's any Muslims watching,

but for anyone who isn't

and you're cooking pork or vegetarian, it's a little bit of

cinnamon in there, and it somehow brings out the flavour.

Not quite sure how that works.

Another interesting thing, every weekend Mr.

Steve makes

chilli con carne with spicy

feel slightly spicy, but the strange thing is

Steve puts chocolate

in his chilli con carne,

just a little bit of chocolate, dark chocolate.

And it really does make the flavour quite amazing.

It does.

I read that it's dark chocolate, so cook

fry the beef with the onions

put the spice in the tomatoes and then add

three small cubes, a very dark chocolate

and it brings out the flavour of the chilli con carne.

I don't know why it just does.

You wouldn't imagine.

You wouldn't imagine that meat and chocolate would go together.

Paul Mary put cinnamon on a herring,

which is a fish.

Which is fish. Of course,

you can probably put it on everything, but it's normally used

in cakes.

I was tapping again, never mind

Yes, very interesting.

All my life I've been a pacifist.

Says, says Lewis, one of my causes that made me leave

my country was the Portuguese colonial war.

Yeah, exactly.

You can understand both sides, but war is, of course, stupid.

And obviously it's waged

between psychopathic leaders of different countries.

Oh, well, it is it good for. Absolutely.

Nothing, whereas this cinnamon bun is very good for me.

What are you doing, Mr.

Duncan?

You're wandering around in, and that was gorgeous in the periphery.

I want more food.

Oh, I know what I could have. I could have a Joan that

because I haven't had mine.

Steve had his Jo nicked, which is a kind of traffic

b c don't tap swipe Partridge I didn't make this.

We actually cheated and bought this yesterday,

but it's a hot cross burn, which is

bread.

Basically, yeah.

It's everything with raisins and currants added

and some spice dominantly cinnamon,

but probably some ginger in there as well.

And it's a traditional for those of you that don't know, probably most of you do.

It's a traditional

cake edition of Cake that is made around Easter

and it has a cross on the top

to signify

Christianity because that's what it's all about.

It's all about Easter because Easter is coming as well.

I think it's in April this year, Easter.

And of course Easter is all about the chocolate eggs.

Oh, well, have you noticed that everything that happens

in our lives has something to do with food?

I think religious people, Christians would get rather angry

if you were to suggest that Easter was all about the chocolate

because of course it is supposed to be about

resurrection and all that.

Steve, I've just pulled this out of your brain.

That's why I'm not functioning very well.

I think this is this.

This needs completely replacing.

It's burnt out.

That happened many, many years ago.

You can be the sun.

You can be the sun.

God, that attack the stroke. No,

I do. I like ice cream.

Yes, I do.

My favourite is very is rum and raisin.

My favourite ice cream is rum and raisin.

Which is basically vanilla ice cream

with some small amount of rum, rum,

essence or actual rum to drink with.

I don't think it's raisins.

It's my favourite because I like anything spicy.

I like a bit of spice of my life.

So my second favourite would be vanilla,

but I often make rum and raisin ice cream myself.

I buy vanilla ice cream and then stir, then

melt it ever so slightly.

Well, I put it into the dish that I'm going to eat.

This is fascinating.

And then I add a handful of raisins and a couple of little,

a little teaspoon or two teaspoons of rum

and then stir it all in and it's lovely.

Rum and raisin ice cream is quite popular in the UK.

Well, actually I don't know if it's that popular, but I think it swipe.

Don't spicy ice cream.

Yes, swipe. Don't tap well Mr. Duncan, I think

to you I think I might toddle off.

Oh, well, how much longer do you want to continue as we are going to go on for another 5 minutes.

Okay.

And then we are going to say goodbye after 5 minutes.

Look at that.

Oh, coincidentally, I am eating ice cream right now.

Says for do so. For Do so.

Duncan, really?

What type of ice cream are you eating?

Is it nice ice cream?

Is it is it a little bit of vanilla or is it

something more sophisticated?

That's it.

Yes. We tend to only eat ice cream in the summer

in the UK because it doesn't really go in the cold winter months.

But some people do have it all year round.

Mr. D Mr.

Steve Rothery Charges Battery. Yes, exactly.

I wish I could just plug myself in

but a good, strong cup of coffee might do that.

Do the same thing.

Lewis is going Lewis is going see the Lewis that's how Lewis see you next week.

I hope I will be with you a Wednesday and everything will be a little bit

more normal.

You mean you might have your new computer,

which I built yourself up

and running, and then you'll have full functionality.

Hopefully everything that we normally see.

What did you say about a special announcement or a surprise?

Yes. Well, something happening in April.

I that's all I'm saying. Nothing else.

But there will be something slightly different happening in April.

And when are you going to announce that?

In April.

Well, your teeth look nice as bell rings.

Yeah, my teeth.

You would know, of course, being a dentist, you can give me a Check-Up now.

Claudia, would you like to give me a Check-Up of my teeth?

I wouldn't get to hear you go

let me go.

Lots of expensive work required

all right.

Okay.

Please update us on your community page

before one day before the live stream.

Oh, right. Yeah.

Oh, okay. That's a good idea. Yes.

We will keep you posted.

We will keep you informed.

So, yes, we're going in 3 minutes.

3 minutes. I'm going to wait until the hour.

Well, I don't think it matters it.

Well, 3 minutes will be alright.

I can't see that for me.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, I say yes. My eyes.

How could I have my eyes taken?

I really do think Steve needs glasses.

I know. I've resisted.

I always said I will not have my eyes tested until I'm 60

and I've

already gone one year and a bit beyond that yeah.

What worries me, what really worries me is

Steve drives a car

and I think sometimes he can't see where he's going.

That's not true either.

There's nothing wrong with my, but with my distant sight, you know?

You know that cars can drive themselves, but

but it doesn't mean that it's not like a guide dog.

So, yes, I need to get them tested.

Only because I'm finding it difficult to read things close up.

Now, Steve has difficulty focussing.

Yeah. So I probably should go for a check.

I mean, at my age. Yeah,

because if you have a car accident

and they test your eyes afterwards and it turns out that your eyes are defective,

then it may invalidate your insurance or you might get prosecuted.

So I think I do need to get them tested.

I don't drive.

No, Mr.

Duncan definitely doesn't drive and please don't try and encourage him to do so.

He would not be very good as a driver, but that's the reason why I decided

to take the sensible approach and not drive

we have a new rule in the UK for driving now.

Oh, a rule of hierarchy.

Well, you can drive on the pavement now.

I know they've introduced a new rule.

Yeah, a rule of hierarchy.

Okay, so who is, who is the the most important thing then?

What is the most important thing on the road now?

It's the pedestrian.

The person walking along the road is now the most important thing.

That's it. So the

what we used to have to do is if somebody was crossing

certainly if they were in a pedestrian crossing,

you had to give way to pedestrians crossing okay.

But if, if they weren't and then if you're at a junction,

you didn't have to give right to a pedestrian

unless they were already crossing the road.

But now they've introduced this new rule that even if a pedestrian

is waiting on the side of the road and you have to stop,

say you were turning left into another.

Let me just say can I just say pedestrian is a person walking

then even if they are

just standing at the side and you want to turn left into another road

and they are standing want it, you know, I can see that.

By the way, you're doing all these hand actions.

Yes. So you're going along the road and you want to turn left into another road.

All right.

Okay. All right.

And you see a pedestrian waiting.

They want to cross now.

Previously, you didn't have to give right but now you have to stop it and let them cross.

That's it.

So, in other words, fascinating person

walking has more, right

to cross the road than a car that's using the road.

That's it.

But the the bigger you are, the more people

you have to give way too so a lorry, for example, is the biggest.

But we don't have we don't have anything bigger than a lorry on the road.

You could have an elephant on Rollerskates.

You could do so a lorry has to give way to a bus.

To a lorry has to give way to a van.

A van has to give way to a car.

A car has to give way to

a pedestrian and

a bicycle has to give way to a pedestrian as well.

So it's the bigger you are, the more people you have to give way to now.

And as a person walking along the road has to give way to a mouse.

Exactly. And a mouse has to give way to an ant.

And an ant has to give way to a bacteria.

No bacteria has to give way to a virus.

And the virus has to give way to an atom. Yes.

And has that and it's causing a bit of controversy.

Controversy in the UK because a car that is going to turn off a main road

into a side road still, you know, you if you have to stop

to give way to a place and somebody could go up your backside, look

and you could could cause accidents.

So it's causing a bit of a bit of controversy.

The last thing you want is someone going up your backside go right how many rules?

It seems that new generations are becoming more dumb, says Raphael.

Well, I suppose really it would be fair to say that at the moment

there is a lot of argument and a lot of people

squabbling and fighting,

especially between people

who drive cars and people who ride bicycles.

That is the the hot topic at the moment here in the UK and in England.

Especially in the big cities like London.

So quite often motorists, people

who drive cars will actually have fights

literally.

They will have fights with with people on bicycles.

Yes, well bicycles.

There's a new rule for bicycles and how they bicycles are supposed to

they can now it's best to stay in the left hand side

so that you can, you know, but now they can they're allowed to ride in the middle of the road.

A pedal cyclist is allowed to ride in the middle of the road in order to be safe.

But what they're going to end up doing is probably holding up the traffic anyway on that.

I think it's a good way of slowing down the traffic, though, in.

So so then everyone drive safely.

Yeah, but I think it's just going to annoy people and then people will lose their temper,

especially Steve. Yes.

Oh, yes.

There's nothing.

Steve hates more on the road than someone driving in front of him.

Slowly. Not true. Oh, slowly, but no.

Well, cyclists

anyway, right?

That's a bit controversial.

We're going to go now. Really?

There are far more controversial things we could talk about.

Yes. Well, yes, a lot of controversy over those.

What are those sort of electric scooters that people are riding?

But what bicycles anyway? Let's let's leave that. Okay.

Lovely to be here.

Thank you, Steve.

We've nearly done

a full show. Yes.

Despite the fact that we're not in our usual positions.

Okay. Lovely.

Lovely to see you. And Mr.

Duncan's got a special announcement.

When are you going to make it? This week.

Well, at the end of this month.

Oh, right.

Okay, so you have a little bit more time to wait, right?

So see you all next week.

And what's the message you've learnt today?

What have you learnt today?

I'm a swipe, not

stamp.

No, not swipe, not tap swipe.

Not tap swipe.

Not tap, not swipe, not tap, swipe, not tap swipe.

Not tap swipe.

Steve, can I just be the sun god for just one

few seconds more?

You look slightly.

You look slightly insane.

Actually, I am your ruler. By.

Thank you, Mr. Steve.

That was Mr. Steve, by the way.

In case you weren't sure what was going on, maybe you thought you were

having a nervous breakdown, but no, it is just Mr. Steve.

There he goes by Steve.

Is he coming back? Yes.

Let me guess, is he is he coming back again?

No, no, he's not coming back again.

Thank you very much for joining me.

I hope this has been interesting.

To someone.

I'm hoping that someone out there and YouTube

and found this interesting.

I will be back with you on Wednesday from 2 p.m.

UK time, hopefully.

And I'm hoping that

the computer that I built myself who

will be working as well.

Thank you very much for your company and I will see you very soon.

Hello at IIB Hat IIB

Abood says hi.

Hi hi. Hi hi hi.

Hi. Hi hi.

Hello.

And hi to you as well.

Thank you, Maria.

Thank you also. Beatriz

I have to go now because I must go back over there

into my studio and I have to go

and finish setting up my computer

that I built myself. Oh,

thank you, Rosa.

Thank you, Alexandra.

Thank you. Palmira. It's been nice being with you.

I couldn't resist I felt really guilty

not being here, so I thought I should do something.

Even if it's only this

whatever this is,

this is Mr.

Duncan saying thanks for watching.

Remember, swipe not tap.

See, on Wednesday.

And, of course, you know what's coming next. Yes, you do.

Until the next time we meet here.

I don't forget.

Stay happy, stay safe.

Keep that smile upon your face as you walk amongst the human race.

And I will see you soon.

And, of course, you know what's coming next.

Yes, you do...

ta ta for now.