We have reached 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS 🎈 'partytime' 🎆 CELEBRATION - (EDITED)

Mr. Steve is here.

Oh, my goodness, Mr. Steve.

And you might have to squeeze over slightly

because we're only on a very small part of the camera.

It's okay to come across.

You guys. Yes. Hello, everyone.

Mr. Steve is here.

We are now just two subscribers away

two subscribers away from 1 million.

Fingers crossed this time.

So do you have Mr. Steve?

Oh, we are one away.

Oh, my God.

My goodness. It's getting exciting.

We are now on 999, nine, nine, nine.

So I'm glad you came in, Steve, at this moment.

Well, I went upstairs and I saw it counting it very, very quickly.

Oh, it's it's.

It's gone down again.

Oh, this is so frustrating.

Can I just say, over the past two days, I've actually developed stomach ulcers from this

We know what's going on.

We know it's all YouTube's fault.

Yes, it's all YouTube. We're blaming YouTube. Yes.

It's very strange.

I've got you here, but also a little photograph of you as well.

It's very confusing.

You can take that down now. I'm here.

Yes, baby.

Oh, it's come back up again.

999999 again at eight Home EC.

Hello, everyone.

And again, people can see your lovely face has gone down again.

Let's look.

If there's someone out there doing this on purpose, I'm going to come back up again.

Oh, it's going to come back up again.

I think someone is doing this on purpose.

If you look, I have a certain set of special skills, and I will find you.

I will. Thank you.

Oh, it's a million. It's a million.

Way there.

It's gone.

It's gone to a million. It's gone to a million.

It's a million.

It's a million. I keep saying it

It's 1 million subscribers.

Now, just a moment. Let me just make sure this is right.

It's got to be right.

Surely I've got the champagne ready.

Any minute now, I shall pop the cork and pour it.

No, it's gone down again.

We had it for a few brief seconds.

Mr. Duncan had reached a million, and now

it's gone down to

that. Never mind.

This is what it's like in YouTube world.

It's very frustrating,

and we've had plenty of frustrations over the last few days, as I've seen Mr.

Duncan go high and then low again.

Just when you think. But he did get there.

It did go to a million.

They did get there very briefly.

I think that counts.

People people are saying congratulations, but it's gone back down.

No, it has to be at least 1 million. And to

come back up again, we celebrate again.

A million, everyone. Another million.

Million. We're on a million again.

We've done it again.

We're on a million subscribers. Every one.

A million twice in the last minute.

A million. A million.

Shall we have the fireworks?

Let's have the fireworks.

Please don't go down again.

We've made it Take a screenshot.

It says Tomek. Oh, yeah. Take a screenshot.

Yes. Thank you.

We've got it now. Yes, that's it.

That would have been.

That would have been.

Yes, 1,000,002 and then two.

Right?

Oh, 1,000,001.

Can you please make up your bloody mind?

All you're going to subscribe to is a note.

This might be the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life.

Oh, no.

1,000,003.

Now it's.

We're on to the towards the second millionaire. Mr.

Duncan is going to stay on here and tie it until we get to.

We get to 2 million. 2 million. So I hope your patient

oh, 1,000,004.

Now, I think it's safe to say that we have done it, Mr.

Duncan, through.

We have done it.

We have hit 1 million subscribers congratulations.

Baby, baby,

baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.

We've done it.

We've done it.

We are there, everyone.

We have made it all the way to 1 million subscribers.

We have done it. Mr.

Steve is now bringing this champagne and. Wow.

Oh, my goodness.

I can't believe it.

Here we are. 1 million subscribers.

How do I feel?

Do I feel different?

Do I feel better?

And then

beep, beep, beep, beep.

We've done it again.

Yes. I couldn't resist doing it again.

Oh, we've done it.

Mr. Steve here.

What have I got here? We've done it.

We have champagne, Mr.

Duncan. We've reached 1 million subscribers.

It's only taken 15 and a half years

so let's stand back a bit.

Let's

look at this.

Well, by doing this, first of all, first of all, look.

Look at the quality of this champagne.

Well, I don't know if it is quality or not.

It is Andre Rosa.

I don't think it's anything special, Mr. Duncan.

No, it was free. I haven't paid for this.

No, I did explain the story of this, so don't say too much, because you might spoil my lovely story.

So here it is.

It's been in the refrigerator.

For the past 15 and a half years.

Waiting patiently.

Root beer says no, and it is not root beer.

I dare you.

How very dare you? Yes.

We will pour everyone a glass of champagne because it's everyone

that's watching that's got you to a million viewers yes, of course.

I wouldn't be able to do this without you following me on YouTube for all of these years.

So thank you very much.

I'm supposed to be working, but this is worth skiving for. Yes.

Well, give it to me. Right.

They might sack you, but does it matter?

Does it matter that Mr.

Steve is is willing to be sacked from his job just so he can be here with is?

I might do this by the window, because if it comes and I say it's OK, let's do it here.

We have got to open the champagne.

Let's go back slightly OK?

We're going to open the champagne to make sure I'm in the right place.

Well, she won't see anything.

Should have a cloth over it.

That's all right. That worry about Steve

I do a bit of damage

I've never opened champagne before

in my life.

OK, so something in here might be destroyed.

Oh, by the way, it's going back down.

Don't open the champagne just yet.

It's going down. It's going down again

before it goes down.

Mr. Duncan, open it.

We might have to do this again.

Now, please, quickly.

Can everyone please stop unsubscribing?

This might take forever.

Don't wait till it goes down.

Mr. Duncan.

Quickly.

OK, I'm going to open the champagne.

I don't know what's going to happen. I might destroy the studio.

I don't like loud bangs.

Mm hmm. Here we get

Mr. Steve doesn't like loud bangs.

That's not what I've heard.

Oh, oh, oh.

I've never opened champagne before.

Oh, my God. That was very scary.

Champagne.

Come on, Steve. Get the champagne in the glass.

There you go, Mr.

Duncan.

Well deserved.

That's. That's.

Listen, listen to the champagne.

Oh, it's going back down, by the way.

Oh, it's gone back down to 1 million that quickly.

Quickly celebrate it.

Cheers. Congratulations.

Cheers.

And congratulations, everybody. Watching Mr.

Duncan across the world.

Yes. Don't go down to 999.

Let's drink first the hmm.

Ooh, that's quite nice.

Oh, my God. This is good.

We're celebrating with all of you. Yes.

So congratulations to Mr.

Duncan and also to all of you who have watched Mr.

Duncan and stayed loyal and watched Mr.

Duncan for many, many years.

So cheers to you to all

all I'm waiting for now is my special reward from YouTube.

And, oh, it's gone back up again.

Good. We're stabilising. Thank God for that.

You'll have to put the champagne basin back in the bottle.

I don't normally like champagne, but this is quite nice.

I was a bit scared then, cos can I say for a moment

that I was genuinely scared

of that champagne bottle because I could see the cork slowly coming off.

It was moving. It was moving on its own.

And then it suddenly went up.

Still, we have recorded

the Chinook, it just went down to 900, it just went down.

Then right.

We've got to put the champagne back in the bottle now.

See, I think somebody is playing a track.

We're going to put the champagne back in the bottle, a recall kit and then we can do it all over again.

It's gone back up again.

Half a million subscribers again. Congratulations

baby. Be doing this all day long.

Let's come back again.

Oh, it's gone back down again.

It's dropped now to nine, 999999 again.

Look, whoever is doing that, I'm going to find you.

I have a very special set of skills, and I will

use those set of skills

to find you, hunt you down, and I will give you a big kick at the bottom.

So when it goes back up to a million, Steve you don't have to shout.

I have got to open another bottle of champagne.

Every time it goes back up to a million, we might have to.

We're going to be consuming a lot of alcohol today.

Yes, it's going down. Notes dropped again.

Still.

It's happened.

It's happened.

And that's all that counts, Mr. Duncan.

And so let's hope it doesn't take 15 years for you to reach 2 million.

It might it might take 15 years to reach 1 million again.

Let's hope you can do it in.

Let's set a target for five is OK.

It's come back a bit.

I've realised that we can't actually be seen.

There we go. That's better.

Can you see us now going back up again?

Yes. You champagne there's the cork.

Where's your champagne, Steve?

Steve's lost his champagne.

Come on, Steve, bring your champagne. It's.

It's 1,000,001 again.

We're doing it again.

We're up against the 50

I'm going to be pissed

oh, dear.

So we've just done 1 million again.

Oh, no, no, it's gone down again. Right.

So how many times have we done it now?

I'm losing track about three times so far.

Three times.

Right. So, yes, it's going down and down again now and again.

This might take a while.

I'm really getting drunk, by the way.

This is going to get very interesting this afternoon

because every time it hits a million, we've got to drink more champagne.

We've got to have fireworks.

And we've got to drink the champagne.

I don't normally I don't normally like champagne, but this is quite nice.

I want that yes.

How? In a raffle.

What did you have to do?

It's been in the cupboard for about five years.

Did you have to perform a task?

Something, something rude

actually, I was at a party.

I went to a friend's party.

Oh, OK.

Two weeks ago.

And I thought, you know, take take a bottle of something.

And I was going to take the champagne.

And then I looked up how much it cost would cost to buy.

And it was something like £26 a bottle of champagne we got that.

That's the champagne we are drinking at the moment.

Oh, we've done it again.

Right.

A million, a million subscribers.

Everyone get the champagne, Steve.

Your champagne is

oh, my.

Oh, you've done it again.

OK, 1 million.

Oh, no, it's gone down again.

It's just it's dropped again.

So we might be here all day. We've got another cheers.

Oh, this is again.

This is wonderful.

The subsidy is dropped down again.

So to finish that story,

I decided because this was £25 a bottle,

I would not take it to this party because they weren't worthy

you know, they weren't worthy of a £25 bottle of champagne.

So I instead got an £8 bottle of wine. Yes.

And just as well, because we wouldn't have been able to celebrate.

So even, even if we never make it to 1 million, at least we're having fun doing it.

Who is Andre? Roger.

By the way?

I've never it's not my it's not Moa, is it.

Oh it's not the wrong Perrier.

No, it's not Perrier or Don Perry. Yes.

So maybe did you know that Don Perry on Don

Perignon was actually a monk?

He's a he was a monk who invented champagne.

Now, that sounds like I've just made that up because

I'm drunk, but I'm not drunk and I didn't make it up.

It's actually a true story.

Look it up.

Don Perry on Don Perignon is actually a monk,

and he invented champagne.

Why now?

My mother is saying we've done it again and again.

Right. Celebrate again.

1 million.

We go

ooh. Oh, dear.

This is getting tiring. Oh, is it?

There's just, well, million subscribers again

for about the seventh time

in the last few moments.

This is getting to be quite interesting, Mr. Duncan.

How long do you think we can keep this up?

Oh, God. It's dropped again. Dropped again.

OK, right.

OK. We might have to wait for a few moments for it to go back to a million.

Well, this is great. You don't.

You don't just get one chance to celebrate.

You get, you know, many, many chances to celebrate

many chances, which isn't quite what we expected. Yes.

Can I say you're looking lovely.

We've got people asking questions about English.

They're bored already, Z. They want to learn English again.

Stop celebrating this 1 million.

I am in no condition to answer my questions about English.

Please.

I think YouTube is just trying to get us drunk.

Beatrice says

yes, Lewis says, because it keeps going up

and every time it goes back up, we've got to drink more champagne.

Oh, it's back up. It's 1 million again.

Back up again. Off we go.

Congratulations.

Everyone.

Oh, yes.

Another small celebrations.

More celebrations now.

That's about 8 million so far. Missed it.

Didn't get a million subscribers.

Oh, dear.

OK, we've done it again.

We've reached 1 million subscribers.

So for the eighth time.

Yes, please.

Don't tell on me that I'm working and getting drunk.

Oh, weather.

Ooh, excuse me.

Disgusting. I'm sorry about that.

I had a little windy then.

And we with 1 million subscribers, shouldn't be burping like.

It's all right.

We don't have them.

We don't have 1 million. We've gone down again.

All right? We've gone down to the K 919.

We have. Yes.

We're not making this up, by the way.

This is this is really happening.

That is the genuine life counter.

You can see it for yourself.

It keeps going back down.

I guess this might take a while, Steve.

People keep people are subscribing and then they're unsubscribing.

It's very rude.

So we've done it again. Steve, 1 million out.

We're off again.

1 million cheers.

Steve is

oh, oh, yeah.

So this is is this is great.

You're not getting bored of this I'm not. I'm.

This is as much a celebration of you as it is, Mr.

Duncan.

This might be the best live streaming we've ever done.

Nothing to do with me.

It's all Mr.

Duncan's hard work and your loyalty.

There's a rabbit going by.

There's a rabbit going by the window.

I think it's gone down again.

It's gone down again. I'm down again.

OK, I think someone's doing this on purpose.

There is a slight delay, so Mr.

Duncan can see it's a few seconds in advance of you.

So yes, I don't. Yeah.

So I don't know how that works, but I guess we've got another celebration coming up.

So brace yourself, Brace.

If you brace yourself, it means you're preparing I'm preparing myself hearing.

We will have to get some more champagne.

Well, oh, no, there's plenty left. It's a very big blow.

It's come back up again.

It's a million an again. It's a million subscribers.

Everyone, congratulations. We have done it.

We have done it for the 10th time in the past 50 minutes.

We are on 1 million subscribers cheers, Steve.

It's Steve is really confusing me now.

He said should we make wait until it's a million subscribers on the iPad?

Well, the iPad is delayed, so it's always very confusing.

I can't actually explain how any of this works anymore.

Steve is actually resting on me

I've never seen Jokic I'm not really

I'm not really drunk he's not ready to run but but please can I have some more champagne? Yes,

it's gone down and down again.

Wait, we better wait.

We need more champagne.

Steve, just keep the champagne flowing, OK?

So in fact,

my mother is staying my mother is staying with us, as you know as well.

Always advertised. Why isn't your mother here?

Well, she's not feeling very well, but I'm going to take a small sip

of champagne

well, fima.

Yes, this is the glass.

My mother is going to have it in, and we're just going to pour just a very, very tiny taste.

So this is what Mr. C's mother is having

apparently.

If Mr.

C's mother has too much champagne, she's.

She gets very wild.

She doesn't really know what's happening.

No, to be honest, that's significant.

I we got to be quick, Steve, because we will be reaching 1 million subscribers.

Again, a bit of a mystery. OK, Steve. Arthur, quick

chop chop, Clyde.

Yeah, quite.

As we say in Chinese.

In Chinese, we say,

OK, it's 999 again.

Mr. Steve has disappeared.

Oh yeah.

This, this is just this might go on forever.

So here we are waiting once again to reach 1 million subscribers

as it keeps going up and then down again.

Oh, yeah.

Hmm. I'm not joking.

This champagne is lovely. Yeah.

I can't remember the last time I actually had champagne.

Oh, yeah.

No, we're still waiting once again

to go back

to 1 million subscribers.

Hello, Pedro.

Pedro Belmont is here today. Hello, Pedro.

Thank you very much.

And here we go.

We've reached 1 million subscribers again.

Mr. Steve has disappeared here we go.

1 million subscribers.

Cheers, everyone.

Happy again.

It's happened again.

I'm back. OK,

Mr. Steve is back.

Hello, Mr. Steve.

Is your mom OK? She hasn't got to drink.

I hope one sip and she keeled over.

Pedro Belmont is here.

Your secret lover

Oh, OK.

Just for Pedro.

I'm pouring another glass of champagne.

Well, just for everyone.

I'm only saying that I don't want to upset anyone, particularly Tomic.

So I'm pouring this for everyone.

But especially Pedro.

No, I'm joking. I'm joking.

All the people that Steve is in love with

so this is for Pedro Belmont, is it?

Cheers, Pedro. To everything. To everyone.

It's to everyone.

Cheers, Pedro and cheers to your freedom.

Why? Well,

yes. No, we don't want to upset anyone today.

As we get

looser and looser due to the effects of alcohol.

Oh, my God, Steve, we've got to go again.

We're at 1 million subscribers again.

Just additions can granulation.

Steve,

Oh, yeah.

How many more times is this going to happen?

Yes. So it's quite interesting, because if anyone comes on late today, if anyone is, you know, working

and then they're coming on to MR doing his livestream, they can get to celebrate the 1 million

because it's going to happen many, many times.

Oh, it's gone down again over the next few hours.

So if anyone notices you are alive and they're worried that they've missed it,

they won't return because they can come in on maybe the maybe the 20th or 30th time.

You know, what it reminds me goes over a million, I think I think in Switzerland,

I'm sure it's Switzerland. There is a very special clock.

And on every hour these little things will come out

and they will walk along and they will do something like this.

So maybe I feel like one of those little clocks

that normally has something coming out and going round

every time the hour comes and goes.

I don't think they're actually idioms.

Those are the I've never heard of any of those idioms ever.

No, I don't know.

I've never heard of the C I've never heard of the C.

Has many thousand sevens. Never heard of that one.

All matter is indestructible.

Never heard of that one either. Never heard of it.

I don't think they're they might be

sort of sayings a barking sound.

The Shepherd hears.

We don't know those never heard of those idioms.

Ain't true about matter though matter.

Well, anyway, Steve Steve, we can't talk about that now

because we have 1 million subscribers a drivers

oh dear.

Oh hello everyone.

But we haven't upset anyone.

It's gone down again. It's gone down again. Right. OK.

Literally whilst we were celebrating then it actually went down.

I'm getting bored with this.

I'm getting a bit bored, to be honest.

Yes. We've got to think of something more interesting.

I'm really very bored now.

I'm going to have a look at the live chat because I've been neglecting the live chat

where it's not Sunday, but it's what's wonderful is that all your most loyal

viewers are here right now.

Yeah, I think that's fantastic.

It is the Duncan

Lewis is here.

Pedro's here, Tomic's here. Batteries. He is here.

Claudia Miller is here.

Claudia Mosen is here.

Unique life design is here.

Just, you know,

the people that have been following Mr Duncan for years and years and years.

Yes. And it's fantastic to have you all here right at this special moment for Mr.

Duncan.

I mean, I couldn't care less, but it's special, Mr.

Duncan.

That's good.

Ooh, I'm just joking.

We've gone back down now, right to.

No, no, let's come back up again. Please come back here.

1 million subscribers.

Every 1 million we've made it all the way to 1 million subscribers.

Isolation, cancellations, everyone from

and starting

to think that someone on here is doing this on purpose.

And I have a feeling I know who it is, who so.

Yes, just a feeling.

I think there are there are at least two people doing this.

Do you think they are?

You know, subscribers are unsubscribing

and then time and again, someone on here now is doing this on purpose.

I wonder who I wonder who

who has got that sort of nature that they would do that, that who watches this regularly?

Who would be so cruel to do that?

Who would who would who would have a bit of fun with this?

Mr. Duncan, it's no way to treat your loyal viewers.

Excuse me.

It's this is the bubbly.

The champagne is full of bubbles.

And that's the reason why we sometimes call it bubbly.

Look at that.

He is going to have fish and chips tonight.

Oh, so we celebrate. It's a very British meal.

Yes, it includes you.

I think that's.

So tonight we are having chips as well.

We're having chips.

Sausage, tomatoes, baked beans, egg.

And I am making it.

And my mother sends her congratulations. To you.

She doesn't want to appear

live, unfortunately, because she has a black eye.

And can I just say, we did not give the black tie, the black tie.

We did not do anything to Steve's mum, nasty

black eye because unfortunately she fell over

and I think I might fall over in a minute. And

yes, the glasses her glasses

went into into her eye and it's given her a black eye, unfortunately.

And it did. It wasn't that we were neglecting her.

Empty, empty, bright.

OK, empty, empty glass.

Come on, Mr.

Steve, give me some more champagne, eh?

Yeah, yeah. It's still over.

We're OK. We're still over a million.

That's okay. Oh, it's going to the top.

Oh. Mm. Hmm.

We don't.

We don't normally drink like this.

By the way, what would be really nice is if we could meet up

with all your lovely Laura viewers.

We could all have a glass of champagne in person.

That would be wonderful.

And I look forward to the day when we can, in fact, and will do that.

It will happen. We will meet one day.

We will get together.

At the moment, we don't know when or where,

but I know we'll meet some sunny day.

Thank you.

I will give the best of my mother.

Thank you very much for that. Hmm.

Yes, that's what it's just.

I'm glad that mr. Don't.

I nearly went out to see a customer this afternoon.

You did?

But you didn't.

I decided not to. That I would have missed this event.

It would have been upsetting because I've had to live through this for the last 14 years.

15 and a half and half. Yes.

We've been doing this for 15 and a half years.

In Paris.

Yes, Paris. Is the place to go.

Yeah, definitely. And

strangely enough though, I'm a bit worried about flying at the moment

because I've got to work colleagues.

Oh yes.

And they both came back from holiday.

Are you going to bring my mood down? No, not at all.

But they both caught COVID.

They went on separate holidays, came back and they got together and it must have been

from the aeroplane and one of them is quite ill.

It's gone down too, by the way.

It's dropped again right so get ready.

We've got to do this really all over again.

We might have to celebrate again in the moment.

It's not Groundhog Day.

This is I'm having a Bill Murray moment.

It's definitely a Groundhog Moment.

I'm Bill Murray and this is Andy MacDowell.

I know she hasn't aged very well.

Here we go. We've done it again.

Right. Sorry, sorry. 1 million. Got to do it again.

Done it again.

Congratulations. We've made it all the way to 1 million.

But well, I'm so bored

how many more times is this going to happen?

What's the heaven, Pedro?

We're going to celebrate in the heaven behind a huge table. Hmm.

What's the heaven know?

A nightclub.

It will take place in the heaven behind a huge table.

Please tell us what the heaven is.

Maybe.

Maybe he's talking about the last supper.

It sounds like the last supper.

That's what it sounds like to me.

You know, the famous painting by Leonardo I did have Capri a

lot oh.

Sandra and Beatrice are here as well.

Can I just warn you, I am the worst person in the world when I'm drunk to Zeke.

Is here, as well as I'm mentioning people that I recognise as regular viewers.

Yeah.

100 DOB is here.

Yeah,

and I'm going to say it again, but it's just wonderful to have Mr.

Duncan's loyalist viewers on today to witness this very special moment.

A very special moment.

Well, witnessing again and again and again and again.

Over again and again and again as the champagne and we've got a special.

Yes. It's not the usual set up, right? Yes.

I think work

could be very interesting for the last couple of hours this afternoon.

I mean, what are they going to do? Are they going to sack you?

Well, they don't have to talk about that another day.

Yeah, it's OK.

I wasn't I stayed

a I'm not feeling anything.

It hasn't hit me yet. I'm not sure about that.

What I love about when Steve has alcohol, he starts saying things

all of his deepest and darkest secrets come out.

Pedro says, Heaven is a nightclub in my town.

There is a heaven in London and it's normally a fall.

Well, I would like to go to heaven.

Heaven is a is a is a nightclub.

The name like that, it's got to be worth going to.

Yeah, you know, I mean, it's the name conjures up a lot of promise

of of of nice things. Yes.

That should happen while you are in that nightclub. Yes.

And we would, of course, would love I would love to get what I want to go to South America anyway.

Steve Brazil.

I might have to send Steve out of the room because he's starting

to get a little bit too loose with his mouth.

Really? I'm keeping it quite clear.

You're burping Mr.

Duncan very rudely.

Mind you, it's it's not rude in some countries, in some be not rude.

Yes. In some cultures, it's good manners to burp.

If you burp or belch, it is good manners.

At least we are now staying over 1 million.

Does that mean we don't have to celebrate anymore?

But we can still have champagne?

I'm sure it's got.

That was. Are you recording this, mr.

I hope you are posterity. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure what I'm doing with this, Luana says,

loving this live stream, watching it whilst working.

And you could say while working or

whilst working in British English, we normally say whilst, whilst,

and in American English, people say while whilst.

Thank you both and congratulations again. Thank you very much.

Two things that are happening.

Christina VI is here as well.

Two things that are happening consecutively

whilst I'm doing something, whilst

another thing is happening

guys, are you guys

only part time, part time on on Sundays,

Wednesdays and Fridays is only part time.

But for the rest of the week, we go around beating up people.

Yes, I'm Five-O. I'm

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

I'm straight.

Yes, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah.

You know, part time guys, I'm

it's too much trouble to do it every day, so we just do it part time.

I cross over to the dark side the time for three days a week

I try being bi, but it just didn't work.

I just couldn't get the calendar right.

I kept having the wrong person turning up at the door beyond a week.

That is here as well.

Oh, I'm just anyone that I see.

I mention mentioning then if I haven't mentioned your name

and you want me to mention your name only because I haven't seen.

Please do.

I've mentioned Lewis. I'm sure I've mentioned Lewis

as well.

And 100 job and to take and be on the week.

Steve, do you want some more?

No more. No. Champagne's getting drunk.

I'm enjoying this. Are you enjoying this?

If you are enjoying this, please don't forget to give me a like,

a lovely thumbs up. Hmm.

Oh, maybe this could be a new thing that we do

oh. Well. Hmm.

This is great.

So if you just joined us, we are now celebrating the

very historic moment

where we've reached 1 million subscribers.

The only problem was

it happened more than once.

But I hope you're enjoying this anyway.

Whatever you are doing today, I hope you all having a good Friday.

We are having a very good Friday, aren't we?

My my mother is getting worried. Why?

Because she says don't drink too much.

Because you've got to drive tomorrow.

That's tomorrow. Tomorrow, tomorrow.

I think we'll be OK.

This is just the start of it.

You get into the black eye she carries on. Yeah, she should be.

Should get a joke and maybe a broken arm.

Will throw that in for free.

Pedro, did you already kiss or dated a woman, says Pedro.

Well, I tried it. I did, didn't I?

I did.

I remember there was.

There was a girl when I was about 70, you know, maybe 18.

I remember going to a disco I think it was a birthday party,

and there was a girl there called Vanessa.

Vanessa Baker.

I'm sure she's not watching, but I had a little bit too much to drink that night.

And I walked with Vanessa Baker down a railway line,

and we ended up snogging,

disgusting, snogging and kissing.

Ooh, for ages.

I was kissing this girl on the lips.

Like, like, oh, I don't know.

We don't need all the details.

Like, it's like a giant plunger trying to empty the contents of a toilet but it was.

I was

I was kissing, and it seemed like ages, and it's the only time I've ever done it.

Every time.

Not quite.

I think you're not quite telling us the full story, but anyway, nothing else.

Nothing else happened.

I did not invent yourself.

The answer to me, Pedro, is,

is actually no.

But when I was younger, you know,

when I was going through puberty,

I think you still going still.

I think you're still going through puberty.

And I was attracted to, you know, the opposite sex.

Certain parts of Mr. Steve's body have not dropped yet.

And even when I was at college, there was a few moments,

you know, when I thought, well, maybe, you know, but then I met somebody

and there was no turning back.

Was that was that me?

No, it wasn't you, actually. So, yes,

so so yes, I did.

I did once have a very passionate moment with a girl,

with a girl down a railway line, a disused railway line.

Vanessa.

But nothing else happened.

It was just a lot of kissing.

And I think it was the first time I'd ever kissed anyone passionately.

And it was a girl.

So you've never you've never heard me say that.

And the reason is because I've been drinking a lot of champagne.

And when I drink champagne, I tend to tell you things that maybe I shouldn't.

But you've never drink champagne before, Mr. Duncan.

I don't think I've ever seen you drink champagne.

We've had champagne before.

At weddings.

Well,

I may h.t

that actually are quite happy the way we are.

We were made this way, and we're quite happy to stay this way. Yes.

Who said we shouldn't be?

But does it matter now? Yeah.

Yes, Pedraza, I hope that answers your question.

I hope you find your straight way in life.

It's a bit late for that.

It's a bit late and it's a bit late.

I'm sorry.

And yes, we are fully.

We are full members of the club.

We've signed our subscription.

We like our club.

And this is about to relinquish it's a good club, lots of good people in our club.

And so we've decided to stay in our club. Yes.

Vanessa is a beautiful name.

Have we got a Vanessa No on the line?

No, because the girl that I kissed.

Oh, right. The girl I kissed. Her name was Vanessa.

I wasn't listening, obviously.

Clearly do you ever listen do you ever listen to anything that I say?

I don't think so.

The teacher says this looks very dangerous.

Does it yes.

So I think we I don't know.

Those last days we are seeing our teacher.

We're having a hard day with this hay fever or

drinking some champagne while celebrating.

Well, I think it's a big thing.

This is a big thing to celebrate, isn't it?

Reaching 1 million subscribers. 1 million?

How many, Mr. Duncan?

1 million.

One M 1,000,006 zeros.

Isn't that.

Isn't that a thousand?

Hundreds. Thousands?

Yes, it's a it's.

Yes, it's a thousand.

Bigger than 100,000.

OK, well, I think I'm right with that.

My maths is correct. And another zero

yes, it's a thousand thousands tonight.

We are having sausage, sausages, chips,

and I am making the meal I'm cooking the meal tonight.

Are you happy to hear that,

Mr Steve, that I am cooking for you and your mother? Yes.

I mean, yes, we're having sausages, chips.

I don't think we should have beans because it's upsetting.

I'm of the stomach beans.

Last night, did we have beans?

What do we have last night? Mm.

So we yes.

I mean, we don't need beans or having eggs.

Too much information.

That black pudding.

We having black pudding.

It's an English sort of,

I believe you can see you're quite keen on black pudding on you.

Yes. I'll never turn down a bit of black pudding.

Mr Steve is a big fan of black pudding.

If you give him a big piece of black pudding, what's the first thing you'll do?

I'll put it down now.

I don't. Let's not get food, Mr Duncan.

Let's keep it clean.

This is a family show. It is.

And this isn't.

You know, we don't want people to see your other side.

What happens when you drink alcohol?

And we know the evil.

Mr Duncan says it's not evil. By the way.

It's lovely.

I'm more fun.

Drink now. If you thought I was fun sober.

If you think that I am a great person when I'm sober, you should see me when I'm drunk.

When I'm dancing on the disco floor.

Do you remember that?

I remember that time in Paris when we were at that party and

there was a live band playing

and I decided to dance.

And all of the people there just stopped.

And they watched me as I was dancing was quite a scene.

It was quite a scene, actually. Quite a sight.

Thank you, Lewis. Yes,

I would like to bring my mother on.

We were going to bring my mother onto the live stream.

I think the only way we could have done is pretended that,

you know, not even said what was, but she's got a big black eye.

What we should have done is actually what we should have done is got your mum drunk first.

True.

Because unfortunately, she fell over

and her glasses went into her eyes

and she's got a big black eye, so she feels a bit self-conscious coming on.

So once again, can I just point out we did not do it.

So if

this is being used in evidence in a court of law,

can we just say that we did not give the black eye to Steve's

mum said definitely not.

Lewis must be an expert in champagne.

So what do you think of the of the brand? Hmm.

Bring it back all of any experts

on champagne watching at the moment.

I know it's a long shot.

I know it's not not possible.

I will go say hi there.

Maybe it's maybe it's just too bright on the screen.

But there I can do better than that.

Andre Roger,

he sounds French.

But it be.

It should be. Roger Andre really shouldn't. It sounds like.

It sounds like the names round the wrong way. Is that good champagne?

Is that good champagne, Louis?

I don't know, because it was given to me free.

I didn't pay for that.

So it sounds like I'm a bit of a cheapskate,

but can you tell us, is that decent champagne?

Or not?

Is this good or is it rubbish?

Yes. So it's not Brut.

I don't know what CRU is.

I don't know what that means.

That mean it's quite sweet. Actually, it is Brut.

This is.

It's quite sweet.

I thought Brut was dry, but this is quite sweet.

Very nice.

I've got to say, I'm thinking of having another glass

but maybe somebody in France can tell us,

like Louis, for example, whether this is a recognised

brand in the world of

I know way is we are recognised

Laurent Perrier area, I think periodontist,

Don Perrier is having, you know Laurent Perrier is,

I had some friends who were from I still got them from

you still got French, French, Guyana, Steve still has friends.

They were born in French Guyana

and they now live in the UK and they're friends of mine.

I haven't seen them for quite a long time.

But they always used to drink champagne.

Yes, it is a party and it yes, always has to be Laurent Perrier.

Yes, we know black people just just to clear that up

before anyone asks and your tongue is becoming very loose. Mr.

Dinkins. No, it's true.

That's just a fact. What we do yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that

they were very good friends of mine and they would.

The thing is, you I once

turned up to a party.

I was invited to one of their parties, and they said, Oh,

bring a bottle of champagne.

And I thought,

I won't bring champagne.

I bought a bottle of Cava

because I thought, I'm not spending £25 on a bottle of Laurent Perrier.

That seems a little expensive.

And I, you know, didn't want a glass.

So I took

a bottle of Cava, which obviously is

but basically sparkling wine.

And they told me that I had to leave Steve to go and buy a bottle of champagne.

They wouldn't let me into the party unless I brought champagne.

But you have some money you have some friends who like to go to very posh

restaurants and they, they sometimes will order

very expensive bottles of champagne and they wish you to do.

How much? How much?

Well Lauren Perrier is £25 a bottle. It used to be.

But you said they used to spend much more than that.

Well what used to happen is sometimes 60 or perhaps 60 or £70.

What used to happen? Yes.

Because for some reason ditching me energy

we used to go out for a meal with these friends of mine.

Mr. Dinkins didn't come because he doesn't like them.

And, and

they I was always driving

so I used to give them a lift into town

so they would order all this alcohol.

And of course I couldn't drink any of it.

Then when the bill came at the end of the night, they wanted to split the bill evenly between everybody.

And they'd had about four or five bottles of champagne. Yes.

And and I said, Well, I haven't drunk any the champagne.

It's not fair to split the bill.

Have you ever been in this situation where you've been out for a meal with somebody?

Yeah. And a group of people, they have lots of drink.

They have lots of alcohol.

You're not drinking or they order a sweet or very expensive meal.

And then at the end they say, oh, let's split it evenly.

And then, you know, you're having to pay for half a meal. Yes.

That is actually I know that that is a trick that people do. Yes.

And they know that they're doing it as anybody has fell victim to this,

particularly if you're driving and everyone else is drinking alcohol,

you have to end up paying for a lot of their alcohol.

Because they split the bill.

That's it.

But this champagne.

Can I just say it's it's gorgeous.

Gorgeous, gorgeous champagne.

It's very nice.

This duchess is on today.

Not feeling very good. Got a bit of asthma,

Mr. Duncan.

Oh, disrespectful. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You have to do that. I can't help it. It's bubbles.

It's the champagne. It's coming up.

We've gone down to 999 again, so we're going to celebrate again.

You mean nine

yes. 999,999.

Champagne ready?

Because we've got to do this all over again, folks.

You have to celebrate again.

We will stay on for as long as you are still watching.

August.

Hey, you know,

I was off, but now I'm back.

It's happened.

Well, Olga, it's happened many times, Olga.

And it's about to happen again.

This is about the 10th time it's gone up to a million.

And it's gone back down again. It's gone back up.

It's come back down again.

So you can celebrate with this all over again.

Oh, so you haven't really missed anything.

You've missed the first one, but there have been many episodes.

We've had 12 so far.

We've had 12 celebrations of reaching a million subscribers.

And that's the reason why we have drink so much champagne

well, your burp made Duchess laugh.

Then we got her again. This is a million.

We've made it to a million subscribers for the 13th time.

Here we go.

Cheers, Steve.

Oh, God.

Make it stop.

Stop.

Oh, we can't keep this up all night, Mrs. Duncan.

Oh, dear. I'm supposed to be working. Apparently, Mr.

Steve's mother is very worried about us because we seem to be

coming quite drunk at the moment.

I don't normally drink by the way, which makes this worse.

So if you don't.

If you don't normally drink alcohol, then even if you have

the smallest amount of alcohol, it will make you drink so that's the problem.

I shouldn't have done this.

I feel that my credibility, my reputation is at risk.

What reputation?

Precisely exactly your right.

Yes, exactly.

But I think it's good to have a party sometimes.

Well, yes.

Just wants a party well, you can all have a party.

Have a party now with us. It's like a big zoom meeting.

It is a zoom meeting with alcohol.

And because we've done that at work, we've had company

Zoom meetings where we've all poured ourselves drinks.

And but the trouble is we can't see you, which is a shame,

but we can't see you if you if you tell us you're drinking, have a look no in your house,

go and get some alcohol and have a drink with us.

If you've got something, maybe there is a bottle of wine or maybe some Baileys.

A lot of people like Bailey's.

Your mother likes Bailey's, doesn't she?

She sometimes gets completely.

Rhett asked at the weekend on Bailey's.

That is a euphemism for drunk.

If you get rat arsed

it means drunk.

Says N says congratulations.

Thank you.

Well, what we're hoping is that we're not teaching very much English today.

I can.

I can no longer see the live chat, by the way. It is.

It is becoming more and more blurred.

As each moment passes.

I would say this is we need 14 times.

Well, we're going to get it. We've gone down again.

Thank you very much to whoever.

Whoever keeps subscribing.

I have a certain set of skills and I'm going to use them.

I'm willing to use them to find you.

I will hunt you down I will kick your door down

and I will go up to you and I will kick you right at the bum.

We're going to mess you up. Left you big time.

I was going to swear then, but I'm just going to say mess you up.

Mess you up.

We're going to come round to your house.

That person that keeps unsubscribing and subscribing,

and we are going to set you up we're going to sort you out,

give you, give you.

You'll never do it again.

You'll never do it again.

It's my I have a certain set of skills.

Oh, tomic's going to an Irish pub tonight and he's going to celebrate.

Oh, good. But can you can you have one for us?

Maybe a Guinness because Guinness is a drink that is often drink.

It is a popular drink in Ireland

to Deacon says that sounds great

English fluently says ha ha.

Yeah that's what it is. Mm

oh. According to Louis, this is good champagne.

It is good champagne.

I must admit it does taste very nice.

This is very good champagne.

I wish now we had got some more.

Well, as I was recounting with you

recounting a story which means I'm remembering recounting

remembering a story about a few weeks ago

when I went to a party and I felt very mean afterwards,

I was invited to this friend's house there, got a lovely house

and obviously if you go to to

be invited to a party, you have to take some alcohol or some drink with your food or something.

So I was going to take this bottle of champagne.

I thought it was cheap champagne.

And then I looked it up on the Internet and it said 25, £26 a bottle.

So I thought, that's too much to take to these friends of mine.

I don't think that much of them.

And now look, here we are sipping the same champagne.

So I put it back in the cupboard and took a much cheaper bottle of wine

instead and I'm hoping I got away with it.

We'll soon find out if I got invited, get invited back to another party.

You see, the problem is now if you get me to do this more, then

20 times I won't actually notice.

When it's gone down, it has gone down again.

I was 15 now, so eventually I won't actually care.

No, it's gone up again.

Yes, well it went down. We're going to do it again.

See where it went down just to know it's going up again.

Congratulations, everyone. We've

just oh, make this stop.

Make it stop the sound of a quality glass.

That sounds like good quality.

Unless you're wearing headphones.

What's that thing where you can.

Yeah, you can wet the top.

You have to have it.

You have to have it.

Still, though, it takes a lot of effort.

This is what you do.

You wet the top and then you think, everybody, I thank you.

I don't think it works with these types of glasses.

Oh, it's

you that.

So that's it.

Steve's doing it.

That's why I like children.

It's like that, isn't it?

Oh, I haven't done that since I was about ten. Yes.

So there is a trick.

You could you can.

You can wet the top of it.

You know what to do. I know not everyone. Everyone knows

you. So if you

wet the top of your glass and then Steve,

if you run your finger around

it sounds like heaven.

It's amazing.

That's what you hear in the nightclub near where Tegan is.

Apparently, that's the last thing you hear just before you die.

Well, again, you see, I didn't.

It's a cheapskate, these glasses.

I haven't paid for these glasses either.

Please, Kane, I want a prise at work.

I'm always I'm always winning prises at work.

You seem to win a lot of prises.

Everything's free in this house from prises that I've won

through sales

Steve is very good at selling things,

even his soul.

Oh, I do that all the time. Hmm.

Well, it looks like it's just as it did it go down and back up again because it's saying a million again.

I have. We've lost.

We're losing count.

Now, look, if you're doing it now, you're wasting your time because.

Because really, we're getting to the point where we don't care.

Oh, I didn't know that trick.

Yes. See, I told you not everyone knows it.

You just wet. Wet the top

we're not making it up.

You can do it with making it.

It's got to be.

How can we make this up?

Think you can do virtually any any gasp?

You've got to sort of hold it.

I mean, I think it works better with Crystal.

It works better with Crystal, obviously.

So this is

I think this is crystal glass,

so it works better, but you can do it with a normal beer glass.

So if you're drinking your beer, you can do it with your beer glass as well.

Am I going back to work today?

I'm never going back to work.

Oh, God, no.

I think you know, I think you should do Steve.

I think you should just quit your job. Yes.

Quit your job and just say to hell

with everything and just enjoy the rest of your life.

Because you know what? I'm being sincere here.

Life is short, brief,

and you never know what's around the corner.

You're upsetting Mohsen with your burping and I think it's rude now.

The truth is, I've actually got the afternoon off is the truth.

Well, yes.

So on a Friday afternoon, we can flex our time, and that's what I'm doing now.

I'm deciding that I see.

I didn't take a lunch break

so I'm allowed to flex the working time a bit.

And you really going to drink some more?

I've never seen Mr. John.

Mr. Drinking.

I will be known from now on.

You will know me as Mr.

Drink and not Mr. Duncan.

Mr. Drunken

You know what?

I could get used to this lifestyle drinking champagne

every Friday afternoon, every time you get to a movie.

So actually, what we want people to do is unsubscribe towards the end of every week

and then suddenly re subscribe so we can keep going back over and editing. Yes.

So we need to lose about 20 or 30.

Subscribe hours, and then every week we can do this.

And then we have a very good excuse for drinking champagne.

But, but, but it has to be this champagne.

These are this is all Mr.

Duncan's hard work.

It's nothing to do with me, really.

I'm just along for the ride, as they say.

It is true.

I do like to be along for a ride. Hmm.

Yeah.

Mr. Duncan?

Yes. Yes, Mr.

Duncan

sounds like Duncan,

but it's drunken, and we know we know we get the joke.

Oh, it's gun to my head, Mr.

Duncan. Queasy.

Queasy. Mr.

Steve might be falling to the floor.

You might have a black eye as well.

If you feel queasy, it means you feel a bit light-headed.

It may be sick.

I feel a little queasy, a little queer, maybe

do you feel a little queer?

You felt a little queer all your life.

I feel a little queer.

I've only been waiting for three days.

I'm not going. Yes, you have three. Very frustrating.

Very frustrating for three days.

I've been waiting for this to happen.

It's like waiting for you.

Do you ever have a boil on your bum?

You get a little boil or a spot on your bum and it seems to be there for days and days

and you're waiting for it to go away because every time you sit down, you can feel it.

You sit down and you out.

Oh, I've got a boil on my boom and say all the time.

And you're waiting patiently and waiting for my millionth subscriber.

It's been a bit like waiting for a boil on your bum to go away.

It's been a pain for Mr. Didn't.

It was getting very down yesterday

because it seemed to be very close and it went down 20 or something anyway, within.

Now I was crying yesterday I, I went into the garden and the cows were by

the fence and I went up to them and I cried.

I held one of the cows in my arms

and I wept for about 10 minutes.

I was so sad.

And then the cow went away.

It walked off, it was annoyed.

I think that's true.

I don't think that's true.

I think I had probably better

go and check some of my emails.

Is this party coming to a close or are you staying bit longer?

No, we haven't got any snacks.

We've got nothing to eat. We've got nothing to eat.

One of the things I'm amazed by is that we've come here with alcohol, but we have no snacks.

Nothing in the house at all.

So we might have to go out later and buy some things to eat some junk.

As you know, I like eating junk food junk

such as Jaffa Cakes

Divide, Duchess off to speak to her mother.

I better go and speak to mine.

Just checking.

Everyone is checking on their mothers. Yes.

I can't check on my mother because she's ill at the moment and in a care home

and she doesn't know where she is.

She doesn't know what day it is or what year it is.

A bit like me.

In a few moments, Natalie, there's a song

with Natalie in it.

Is that Natalie?

Natalie, you are young.

You are free.

Shirley Bassey. It oh, is that it?

I can't remember the rest of you know Shirley Bassey.

I thought we were getting the whole song.

Natalie If you look up Shirley Bassey, Natalie

there is a song especially dedicated to you.

You don't love him.

I can't remember the rest of it

like I do.

It goes on a bit, but it's a song with your name in it.

Natalie Shirley Bassey.

So look it up on YouTube. Yes, on YouTube.

Look on YouTube.

Natalie by Shirley Bassey.

And I tell you now, there will be a song all about you

send him back to me.

Yes. It's all about

somebody singing

to this person called Natalie that stolen their love.

And they're asking Natalie.

So I hope you're not stealing anybody's lover love.

And the singer is requesting

in a very sort of sad way that Natalie gives

the person that they love back to them. Hmm.

So we have now officially reached

the point of being completely drunk

and also the point of having a million subscribers

and this one wants us to dance

on this terms are in each and wants you to dance twice.

He has requested this,

so I'm not sure whether we're going to do that

because I've got to find some music, though, Thomas says,

What about the Slavic style of drinking alcohol straight from the bottle without any snacks?

That's what we're doing today. We're going Slavic style.

Slavic style, baby. Yeah. Yes.

What was I doing when Mr.

Duncan lived in China?

Did a whale of a time?

Did you do a whale of a you don't want to know.

You don't want to know what Mr. Steve was up to.

I was living let's just say it involved a lot of

careful what you're saying.

Think of the alcohol I am thinking of it involved a lot of

debauchery.

But I wouldn't say debauchery. Not with you.

You are the least debauched person that I know, clean living kind of guy.

And definitely don't ask me what I was doing.

Yes, though I went a bit off the rails when Mr.

Duncan was in China.

One thing that's off the rails and I thought my life got a bit chaotic chaotic and unravelled.

It's sort of. Yes, and crazy.

But Steve missed me.

You see, when I was in China, me, Steve missed me.

And I miss Mr.

Steve, but I knew that it was something I had to do

because I was at a certain age.

I was in my late thirties and I realised

that I had to do this or else if I waited longer,

then I would not be able to do it because I would be too afraid to do it.

So that's why I went to China I had an amazing experience.

And from that experience, well, my life changed completely

and that is really the reason why I'm here now, because if it wasn't for China, if it wasn't for me

going to China, I wouldn't be standing here now talking to you doing this,

which we've been talking.

How long have we been live now? It must be an hour.

No, 3 hours.

I've been on for about 3 hours.

That's how I burp very, you know, hand in front of your mouth

discretely.

You're only doing that because your mother's here discreetly.

Your mum's here.

If you weren't here, you'd be just burping straight into my face.

Yes. Have a listen to that song, Natalie. Hmm.

And you will be surprised.

I don't think I don't think Natalie comes off very well in the song.

Oh, why is she dumped?

I think she's trying to steal somebody else's lover.

Oh, sure.

That's not you at all, but it's. It's nice.

Still nice to have a song that's written.

Well, we're not saying that you your name in it.

We're not saying that you are trying to steal someone's lover just in case.

Natalie.

Natalie, you are young.

You are free.

Ooh, that's good.

Or something like that. Sorry about that.

You don't love him, and you could never be.

Send him back to me there.

I just remembered a few more is coming.

It's coming back slowly. Coming back.

The fog is beginning to clear.

Yes, it's the alcohol.

Yes, I think it is.

The million is stable. Yes, I wish.

I wish I was stable.

I am anything but stable.

I've never done this before.

But this champagne.

Can I just say this champagne?

I don't normally advertise on here, but Louis, you are correct.

Andre, Roger

or Roger.

This champagne is

very nice.

It's very interesting because they are both what

we would call Christian names.

You don't have to show off, Mr.

Duncan, because Roger

Andre is obviously a Christian name.

Because I know somebody called Andre from French Guyana.

As it happens, so Andre is a first name, but so is Roger.

Roger is also a Christian.

But this happens quite a lot.

You can get you can get people Elton John. Yes.

Elton is a first name, and so is John.

Elton John is two first name.

There must be a name for that.

George Michael.

Yes, George Michael.

But that's not his real name.

His real name is George.

Yes. Top a lot of pop up.

A lot of people that for you, Mr.

George Michael is called Blob La. Pull up George

less.

We've nearly drunk this.

We were hoping my mother would help, but unfortunately,

she doesn't care, so she should be drinking alcohol.

Thomas says there is another line in the song.

Natalie, please do me.

I don't remember that line.

I've got to say.

I don't remember that line.

No, I think that was the that was.

She would never say that that was the extended version.

Oh, no,

Thomas, just come up with another line for the song.

I yes.

That's just wishful thinking, Tom, acting on your behalf.

Thomas

Kahn. That Kahn.

Mm hmm.

I wonder if YouTube will send you a gold button.

I don't know.

Maybe after this live stream. They definitely won't.

But do they know your address?

They do.

YouTube knows everything about me.

Everything. Everything.

They know everything about me.

They know my inside leg measurement.

They know how many times I have a poop.

Each week, they know everything. I'm with you.

Circumcised or uncircumcised.

They know. They know everything.

I know that. Well, I'm not.

I'm not interested in kids. No, no.

I was going to say, I'm not worried about it.

I'm not worried about it.

Well, we're hoping.

Yes, if we do, we'll show it.

Obviously, we won't.

We will parade it in front of the screen.

I don't think it's going to happen.

I don't think YouTube is going to send me anything.

I will. I'm going to say no.

Can I say now, for the record, I don't think YouTube is going to send me anything.

Well, if you say that they probably won't.

Somebody is listening.

Well, OK, then.

Can YouTube send me £1,000,000?

There you go. Moss is here. Moss is here.

She is.

Marsha, I suppose we should have a toast for Marsha.

Thank you, Marsha, for joining us.

We all

disgusting how crude, uncouth.

I burped in the glass. I'm sorry about that.

If you are uncouth, it means that you are

bad mannered, uncouth.

I don't normally do that.

It's just because champagne has a lot of bubbles.

Yet, but you can release those bubbles in a dignified manner.

That doesn't make you seem uncouth and common.

Well, I don't know how to do it.

Common I've a common behaviour.

I don't know how to do it.

I can't because I'm common.

You see, I was raised by people.

I was raised by scumbags.

Well, you see, I had a sophisticated upbringing.

Steve was raised by posh people.

Yeah, exactly.

So that sort of behaviour to me is anathema.

I mean, I was born in a shed on the compost heap. Yes.

Whereas I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

No, I wasn't. Really.

Was it really in your mouth?

I heard it was somewhere else.

Well, let's just say, ah, our upbringings were slightly different.

So Steve is the posh one and I'm the scumbag.

Yeah. So burping in that way, belching

is seen as, you know, uncouth.

Well, in many cultures, of course it isn't.

If you have a meal in some countries,

I think maybe some Arab countries, I don't know.

But I might be wrong there.

Burping is a sign of is,

you know, seen as a good thing to do by the hosts.

You're showing your appreciation to me, but in the UK

it is seen as, you know, a bit rude

and uncouth well, why is my neck like this?

Mike was like this.

Well, it's because you're doing that.

What's going on?

Am I getting old?

I've just realised I don't know why I can see myself on the camera and I don't like what I'm seeing.

I can see this. This?

What the hell's this?

What if you shaved?

It would be less obvious I have shave effort yesterday.

Yes. I don't know what's happening.

I, I think I'm getting one of those strange nets that people get when they get older.

They get they get a weird shape on their neck.

Khan says

is not how we pronounce your name.

K A And is it pronounced Khan or Khan?

Or Kayhan play?

Which is is it, say, one for Khan

or two for Khan? Yes.

One is Khan to is Khan. Hmm.

Well, maybe it's not.

Three is both are incorrect.

All I can say is I'm so glad there's a bed next to me.

Well, the thing is, you might be sharing at my mother's bed there.

Down there.

I'm sure there's room for both of us because we've had to convert.

Have you explained why?

I've.

I've explained until I'm blue in the face.

Yes. This room now used to be my studio, but at the moment, Mr.

C's mother is staying with us. We are having a wonderful time.

We had a lovely time yesterday.

Watching the birds in the garden.

Beyond the right says they're not allowed to drink.

I normally don't drink, by the way.

We don't normally have.

We don't normally drink alcohol, but because it's a special day

and we have reached, as you can see on the screen, there cannot allow 1 million subscribers.

Is it Canal or Canal? O Canal?

Yes, it might be Canal.

LT like the place where the boats go

yes. Is that correct?

Have we pronounced that correctly?

We also have had our Lithuanian watches on.

Yes. Oh, by the way, Victor, isn't here three times.

I think he's been abducted attending

a birthday party and I think he's having a very good time like we are today.

You see almost. Almost all the champagne has everything.

Thank you, Maria.

We've just drunk a whole bottle of champagne.

Marcia, Helena, Miranda Cardoso, Podesta.

I love that name. It's a long name.

This bomb, dear

Maria Helena.

Miranda Caso de Post-test tester.

Very good, very good.

This deficiency.

Helena, Miranda,

I'll try again.

Marcia, Helena, Miranda, Cardoza.

Podesta. That's very good. You pronounce.

And I just say you are more entertaining when you're drunk.

I like to be entertained when I'm drunk.

And that means Paradise Canal has the same meaning.

Well,

I'm going to say that again.

I'm going to see how fast I can say it myself.

Helena Miranda Cardoso. Podesta.

Well,

Masa.

Helena Miranda does a pizza.

Might be the funniest thing you've ever done.

Can I have a round of applause?

Veronika thought about that.

OK, Steve, you kind of own to overdoing it now.

So you did it.

It was funny, and then you ruined it.

You spoilt it, right?

But I'm probably not doing it fast enough.

It's probably even faster than that, I would imagine.

I think. I think so. I think you did very well there.

I think we should do our live streams from now on with a bottle of champagne.

Champagne?

English.

I'm feeling very Latin when you say that. You.

I sort of feel like I'm becoming Latin, you know,

because that's just just such a lovely name.

I'm feeling very Roman. That

that's the thing with, with, with

that language.

It just sort of trips off the tone.

It's got a lovely sound to it.

I love the fact that you're you're mostly hidden for the whole of this live stream.

You have been hidden by the microphones.

What do you like that you like me to be hidden? Don't be.

Don't you normally stand on something?

I'll stand up now. Where's mr.

I'm fine. I'm mr. Steve's box.

He normally stands on a box. I doubt he's lying there.

Go find it. Where's Mr. Steve? All right, i'm fine.

Marcelo Perez.

Marcela Perez.

A big hug from Chile. Mr.

Duncan, Mr. Z, congratulations.

I follow you since 2014.

Well, Tomic said earlier that he was been following you since 2010.

Not that it's a competition, but we're just saying we're very grateful.

Mr. Duncan is very grateful for his loyal viewers and it's just wonderful

and I love to come home and say hello to everybody every week,

normally on a Sunday.

But today, a special day.

Of course, it's still hovering just above.

Yes, the one and most of us.

Let's not say anything though, because we don't want to have to do that all over again.

Oh, I don't think I have the energy

I'm getting a headache. Hi.

Yes, I'm getting a headache.

Well, maybe that's not because of the alcohol.

I'm definitely getting a headache.

Maybe something else is causing that from this cheap champagne.

No, it's not.

It's very, very, very expensive. Champagne.

This is brilliant. I'm glad I didn't have to pay for it. I am.

Can I say, after this live stream has finished, whenever it finishes, it might never finish.

Can I say I am going to go online?

And I'm going to look up that champagne,

because that might be the most

amazing champagne I've ever tasted in my I've got to say, I've tried my way.

I've tried the wrong Perrier. That is nice.

Yeah, because it's quite sweet.

It's not dry. It's quite sweet.

It's got a nice nose, a nice bouquet, as they say.

Yes, a bouquet. That's what you say, isn't it? With

fine wines and fine champagne.

The bouquet you normally see you only the smell is the bouquet or the nose.

They sometimes say it has a very nice nose.

POW, mia. Has made a good point here.

You can only call it champagne if it comes from France.

And that is correct.

Dom Perignon was a monk

you've said that already.

I know, but I just find that amazing that Dom Perignon, I can't say it now.

Don Perignon was a monk

and he invented champagne.

He created.

Have you finished the champagne?

No. There's still some more left. Shall we have the last bit?

So this one is now.

I can't read it because of the alcohol.

It's all gone blurred.

Well, what about your reading glasses?

Well, well, I have, actually.

Mr Steve.

Mr Steve now has reading glasses.

I don't need them.

I don't need them. He bought them last week.

So now Mr Steve has to wear glasses

because he is losing his eyesight.

And your mother said for all those years, she said, stop doing that.

If you keep doing that, you'll go blind.

It's empty. Mr. Is that the last bit of that?

This we are now officially out of champagne.

No more champagne,

no more celebrations.

I do actually have another bottle is really a rabbit running around out there.

Let's kill it and eat it tonight.

Or am I just imagining things? I think I should run out.

Have you got an egg?

Is that really a rabbit?

We could get it from here. Mr. Duncan.

What the hell is it eating?

I've never tasted rabbit.

I don't think it's very nice.

There is a rabbit outside our window running around.

What did eating his grass everywhere. Mr Duncan.

I'm guessing it's the grass. It's grass

or grass, as Mr.

Duncan says.

You see, you can tell Mr.

Duncan's had had a not particularly good upbringing.

I'm common, as he says, grass or as I would say grass.

So I would suggest to you that if you want to sound sophisticated.

I'm from a well-to-do family that you pronounce.

Grass is grass, not grass.

Yes. Just as grass and not grass should seek a sense.

The last tier has dropped. Yes.

So the last drop that falls from the glass or from the bustle

is the last tier

I think when I finish this thing,

your mum is called the taxi, actually gone back home another time. Yes.

Left us.

Can't hear anything, any movement.

I can hear the sound of a taxi driving away at high speed

she won't like as being drunk.

This is a very strange situation

for everyone, including me.

Bamboo for you.

Hello. Bamboo for you.

Can you please save the rabbit's right leg for me to eat?

Have you ever tried rabbit?

Rabbit. Is actually quite nice meat.

Sorry. Sorry, Rabbit. It's gone now.

I am thinking of buying an egg and

I am.

I'm not.

When. When you know, when this.

When you.

When you think about that we can't buy actual proper guns here in the UK.

Because, well, you can buy a shotgun, but you have to be licenced.

And it's very strict.

Very strict.

And if you're a farmer, basically, you can only get one.

If you're a farmer. Yes,

but you can buy an air gun. Yes.

But they're not very powerful. They're not very powerful.

But they look like, you know, you can get an air pistol.

So, you know, you could wave that around.

No, that would be dangerous.

Now, the only reason I was thinking of getting one is simply so that we could we could catch

him. Guess who that was?

It wasn't me.

Is simply because, you know,

if I'm always thinking of worst case scenarios in my life, you know, what is it?

What is the worst that could happen?

So at the moment, I'm thinking, you know, if there was,

for example, at a nuclear war or something

like that, I don't think a gun is going to help you if there's a nuclear war.

Well, you worry when there's when this conflict going on around the world, you're worried about

what are you going to do?

You're going to shoot at the nuclear fallout.

Well, no, you'd want an egg again, wouldn't you?

Because if you saw any wildlife for survival and you for survival, that's

what if what if what if the rabbit is full of radioactivity?

Well, I would have to get a Geiger counter.

You see a Geiger counter.

So you have to check to make sure that your food is not full of radiation.

In my mind, I thought, you know, if there is a nuclear war

and there are these people, what do they call them?

They call them idiots.

No, there are people preppers, prepper lunatics are epi eras.

I think United United States citizens, people who are always thinking

that the world could come to an end and they dig bunkers and they have generators

and buy dried food and have that all ready just in case the whole society breaks down.

Oh, I know what that means.

They they buy those rice buckets from that Jesus guy.

There's a guy that is an evangelist and he sells.

Can you believe this?

He sells buckets of rice for when Judgement Day comes.

Well, that's it you say.

And it will come it will come bother my judgement day.

Yeah, I, you know,

and so you need to be ready.

So I thought an air gun would, would

we could attract the pigeons and the rabbits and then shoot them and eat them.

We could survive for a bit longer that way.

Tommy it's got some, some days off

and been meeting up with friends, some that he hasn't seen for ten years now.

That's what I want to do.

It's, you know it just to meet up with people you haven't seen for a long time,

have a good chinwag, a chat

and it's not my soul about it.

Life is all about friends and family and meeting people.

Enjoyment and yeah.

Finding happiness, if you can do that.

Yeah, nothing else. Matters.

I mean, yes, you need some money, obviously, to pay your bills, but that comes in useful.

Ultimately, it's all about people.

I wonder if anyone has sent me any money today.

Massad is still here.

Please do listen to that song about you later.

It's a very unique song.

Very, very unique.

So I'm still a bit amorous. I'm not.

I'm just leaning against you because I might fall on the floor he's getting drunk,

mind you. So am I.

But when we go back in to where my mother is, we've got to pretend that we're sober.

So what we have to do now is get Mr.

C's mum drunk, and then we will all be as drunk as each other.

Always.

Olga's got to go back to her family.

But this is your family. Olga.

Yes, we are all your family.

Whoever you think is your family, I'm the.

I'm the kind uncle who always gives you lovely treats.

And Mr.

Steve is the is the uncle that no one ever talks about.

We are your family.

How dare you say you've got to go back to your family?

I believe your leaving is insult it.

Why are you leaving us, Olga? But only joking.

Go, Olga, please stay.

Tell your family that there's something very important.

Tell your family.

I'm sorry. I've got to go back to my real family.

The online community, that is.

Mr. Duncan. There are two.

There are two weirdos that I am strangely fascinated with.

Joking of course. Spy.

We know that you have alternative families elsewhere.

We accept it.

Accept it.

We have to accept a goodly motion pain.

I'm not opening another bottle.

We don't have any more. Well, we might.

We might. Really?

You mean there's another bottle of champagne?

Yes. So we'll wait until the 2,000,000th subscriber. Yes.

And then we will do that again. But, yeah,

well, you are my family.

In some way. Yes, in some way.

You are my family in some ways, but not every way.

Because you know, I like to keep my distance from you.

I think that's what you're saying in some way.

We're joking, Olga.

We're joking.

Because obviously we know.

We you know, by the way, can I tell you something?

I've I've made I've made a new

I've made a new friend,

mate.

Yes, I've made the I've made a new friend.

Does his name begin with B?

Yes, I've I've made a new friend yesterday.

Why do you keep letting me?

Because your acts, you're behaving in a very strange way.

I'm not. I've made a new friend.

A new friend.

Let me tell you, viewers, I've made a new friend, and it's my next door neighbour's dog.

We have a neighbour who's just moved here, and

he has a lovely dog.

And yesterday, we, we, we bonded

we connected his little face staring through the fence at me.

And I think I may, may I think I may have fallen in love instantly.

This lovely little dog, his lovely little face is looking at it.

He's a lovely dog.

And I want to, I want to take it.

I want to take the dog, keep it, I want to keep it in my house.

I don't want I don't want the next door neighbour to have though it's a lover.

What sort of what breed of dog is it, Mr.

Duncan? It's it's a small dog.

It's a small for the quite it's got the kitty sort of tousled hair.

Yes, it's it's small about that but it has,

it has a lovely face and it, it, it likes to show its teeth

like this.

I I think it's

what we come to the conclusion that it could be,

we think it might be a little,

it might be in it, it might be a little shitzu

well.

Oh no wait, wait. That's no that's what it leaves behind.

I think it's a like it's not a terrier is it.

It's but it's a lovely small dog with sort of quite a lot of

sort of looks tousled sort of.

And it's like, it's like a Jack Russell.

I tell Russell or a small terrier,

but it's, it's it looked at me yesterday through the fence

and we connected we actually had a moment where we connected.

And now, now I can't stop thinking about his dog,

so I might, I might take it next week.

It's got and it's not looking.

It's a lovely dog.

I must admit, I met the dog because it came into our garden accidentally through a fence.

That's a part of a fence panel. Is it broken?

And it was just a lovely dog.

It's a lovely dog.

What's his name is?

Davies is its name is Baxter.

Baxter. Baxter.

His lovely dog is a dog.

He lives next door and he's so lovely.

And I want to keep him in my house.

But his name is Baxter.

And he's so cute.

No, yes.

100 DOB has learnt two things today

to make that sound with a glass.

Yes, that's great.

You can't do it now because our glasses are able to burp into champagne glasses.

Oh, yes, I can.

So that

you can't do.

You're working with your big giant fingers

if you are watching with headphones,

I apologise.

You have to get quite a lot of liquid on there

at times.

I've heard that said

oh, okay.

Steve, there are people listening with headphones who have now thrown their headphones

across the room because you've just made them complete.

Olga has got the headphones.

I thought Olga was going to have family.

Them all couldn't break away.

It is a bit like an Asemaa video.

I just can't break away. Hi, everybody.

This is.

This is Mr.

Duncan.

This is the closest that I've ever been

to your ears.

And I hope you are enjoying every moment

of today's special livestream

Well, there's no more champagne, Mr.

Duncan, and it seems to be staying well above all.

Of the

the count, the number of subscribers.

Mr. Duncan has just collapsed on to my mother's bed.

And he's falling asleep.

So I have a feeling that this live stream

is coming to its natural conclusion.

And, uh, I better be careful.

My mother might want to have a lay down on their home

and yes, we are stabilising

at 1,000,005 subscribers,

and whoever was the 1,000,000th subscriber like this.

Please, please, like this.

I wonder who was the 1,000,000th subscriber.

I don't know.

Whoever they are, they're very special.

Whoever it is, they are a pain in the neck.

Well, actually, technically, that 15 people, whoever did it,

they're a pain in the neck because they caused me a lot of inconvenience.

And you are the reason why I've had too much alcohol today.

I've never seen you drunk in charge.

Of a live stream, Mr. Turner.

I've never been drinking in charge of whatever this is.

Can't believe we've just drank a whole bottle of champagne.

Oh, I can't believe we've done that.

I can't believe we've done that.

We have drunk of Roger.

Andre.

Andre. Roger is now empty.

Yes, they drunk him dry and

well, Mr.

Logan, I think.

Cam, does it feel like it's coming to a natural close or.

I think it came to a natural close about 2 hours ago.

We don't want to overstay our welcome.

Olga has her real family to get back to.

Yes, I'm sure you have your real life to get back to.

This is what we're stuck with. We have no choice.

But you can walk away from this at any moment.

But we are stuck with this.

This is it.

This is our reality forever.

Until until my last breath.

This is it. This is all we've got.

I know.

It's sad.

It's been wonderful.

Mr. Duncan, this is a unique moment.

I should remember it for least the next hour.

Yes, I think maybe for me, I will remember this moment for the next 10 minutes.

Exactly. No.

And we will always have a record of the people that were here.

Yes, especially people that were here to share this moment of Mr.

Duncan's 1,000,000th subscriber.

Might know, but you might not believe this.

But you can watch all of this again.

You can relive all of those special moments forever.

Forever. Forever.

It will be here forever on YouTube, preserved

like like that guy they found in the mud.

Do you remember that bloke, that man he was apparently in

in the Iron Age?

Piltdown man.

Yeah, I think it was.

No, it must have been the Iron Age.

He was walking along the road one day and he fell over,

and then a million years later, they found him.

They found him underneath a car park. How was he?

He wasn't very well.

He'd had a very rough day.

See, that's an interesting fact, isn't it? What came first?

The Iron Age of the Bronze Age. Yes. Which one?

Now, in my mind, you think iron is just a simple metal?

Bronze is a mixture of things.

Is it copper and tin?

You would think that bronze would be more difficult

to create, but in fact, they didn't.

The Bronze Age came before the Iron Age did, yes.

Is it strange you think bronze. Yeah.

Would come before iron? No. Off.

Do you think it would come after? I have to.

I don't really care to think it would, but it doesn't iron.

They didn't discover that till later.

What about the Stone Age?

When did people discover stones?

I mean, years ago.

It wasn't stones.

I wonder who the first person who who discovered stones. Yes.

And then he said Common.

I declare this the age of the stone.

This is the stone age. Yes, but. But

how did no one discover them earlier?

Because they're everywhere.

When you walk along the road, you can find stones everywhere.

I don't understand how that's possible.

How it took so long to discover the Stone Age.

What can you do with this cork?

There are many, Mr. Duncan.

I would like to put this somewhere

do you mind if I put it somewhere, Mr.

Steve?

Maybe after this.

Oh, OK.

How very clever.

100 job.

You see, you keep saying job and it's dub dub.

Sorry. $100.

I don't think Mr. Steve can read.

That's Welsh, isn't it?

And you know full well that we cannot pronounce.

Then farewell to Queen it duel.

Well, there is the longest there is the longest place

name in it.

It is in. Well, it's something like land fair.

Good, good.

I usually get in and land fair.

Go gear.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Sunset Free Willy Freeing free living drill.

We need a Welsh person willing to put you in gear.

One of the strangest.

One of the strangest, strangest languages is Welsh,

especially when it's written down.

When you see Welsh written, it just looks like lots of consonants.

There's too many consonants.

Hello. Hello. If you. If you.

If you're Welsh, you have too many consonants in your language.

100 dub.

Yes, it's in the U.K..

It's in Wales.

And the Welsh are very, very proud of their language.

And in fact, when we go because we're only about 20 miles from Wales,

we love Wales, but we only live 20 miles from Wales.

And yet

if you go to a cashpoint

machine here in much Wenlock, which is in England.

Yes, here yes.

You go to the cashpoint machine, he asks you,

do you want Welsh or English

as the language to come up on the cashpoint display screen

because the Welsh are very proud.

I don't know why because we're not in Wales, but we're not in Wales.

But even here in much Wenlock well all cash machine

comes up in Welsh

and I don't speak Welsh,

although I think if you have enough champagne you will start to speak.

Well, goodbye, Max.

So enjoy this special day.

Cheers.

Thank you very much.

Here's to you, to those wondering.

We will be back Uh oh.

Well, I won't be here Sunday. You will be here Sunday.

I've got a rehearsal for my AM DRAM show.

What is the name of your show?

Orpheus in the Underworld.

It sounds as exciting as it appears in comic opera.

All about the Greek gods. Yes.

Are you playing one of the Greek gods?

I am Orpheus. Mr. Steve is a Greek god.

I I never thought I would ever say that.

And I've got to pretend to play a violin.

So the music is by often Bach. Hmm.

He often is.

And it's all right.

I'm just doing it because I, you know, I was asked

that. See, is not.

I'm not being paid because it's how much they were desperate

so I won't see you on Sunday.

Mr. Duncan will be here, hopefully with my mother.

I might have a bit of a hangover.

On Sunday, and therefore, I will wish you all.

Are you going to stay on for a bit longer, Mr. Duncan?

I am not. I might.

I might actually have a lie down on the bed for a while.

I lie down on the bed.

I think you've.

I think you deserve it.

I think it may take you an hour or so to sober up.

I've been I've been working to this point.

Can I just say this seriously?

I've been working to this point for 15 and a half years.

So you imagine

out there trying to do something

for 15 and a half years

without ever charging anyone,

doing everything for free for 15 and a half years.

And this is the point that we've reached today

as we we pass 1 million subscribers,

1 million for four people.

Thank you very much. To the, to the.

Is that so is that for Steve

three you need another finger OK

four for the four people who have also stayed with us today.

Thank you very much. I do appreciate it.

Thank you, Beatrice.

Thank you.

Jesus. Do

Judy care?

Sandra Tomac, Max Lewis, Natalie

Oh, Kim Wilde has also.

Oh, no, no.

I mean, yes.

I don't think Kim Wilde is here.

I keep you hanging keep me hanging on.

And Natalie has been hanging on.

Kim Wilde, by the way, is the daughter of Marty Wilde,

who was a very successful pop star during the 1960s.

Thank you to Lewis and to Beatrice.

To Deka, Sandra, Sandra again Lewis Max Potomac Natalie

somebody whose name I can't pronounce bamboo

$100.

Rosa Unique Life Design Palmira

Rosa Unique Life Design.

Natalie Bamboo for you to take at our blue

sky at as our means

and also.

And also.

And what am I to know Lewis What about Canal?

Canal.

Yes, Olga and I'll I think I'll just go on to every real family now. Yes.

I don't blame you, Olga.

If you have any sense you will now leave

the live chat and you will go in do something

better than this.

Beyond the break

is still here.

Marsha, these these are ages ago Steve.

Is that my number again?

That's the very long time, you know, not just here, right?

I should say my babies and I shall let Mr.

Duncan say his special goodbye.

Yes, I don't know.

What do you want to do it together? We'll do it together, OK?

Because to be honest, I don't know if you've noticed, but

I've had a little bit too much to drink.

Just slightly.

He can't hold his liquor.

I can't. He's a lightweight.

It's very hard to hold down your liquor.

Sometimes you have to grab the hair

OK, you do the final speech.

Thanks for

watching.

Thank you very much for your company for the last 15 years

in Excel. Yes,

that's my.

My nephew.

Hello. You are.

Unfortunately, you are related to me.

But don't tell anyone, OK?

Just keep it a secret.

Keep it a secret that you are related to me.

We've just.

We've just actually drink a whole bottle of champagne between us.

And I am slightly just ever so slightly

Dougie is still with us.

She's frying meat

she's frying meat.

You know what I mean?

Well, dedication and dedication.

You know what I'm getting now? What I'm getting?

I'm getting the munchies.

I want to eat something. Right? OK.

See, the thing is, if you eat, if you know there, forget that.

Forget that bit. If you drink

quite often, you want to eat something.

I remember.

Do you remember one of my friends

Steve?

They do this to me every day.

We said we were going to go away.

That go away, Steve. Just stay here for a bit longer.

Do you remember one of my friends called Craig? Yes.

And didn't you fancy him?

We used to meet.

We used to go out on a Friday night together,

and we would always drink too much beer.

And then we'd go back and we'd have lots of pizza.

And I remember one night, we both went back to his house, and we we.

We vomited so much, we vomited everywhere.

There's that famous, that famous sequence

in Family Guy where the whole family vomits.

It was a bit like that.

We couldn't stop throwing it before my time.

Yes, before you.

The good old days. When I was happy and young and free.

Right.

OK, off you go, then.

Go on, then go. We're going to do it together.

Do you want me to go this guy? Then

I've been told, well, I won't see you on Sunday,

but it was just very special today to share this moment with you all.

I'm with Mr. Duncan.

And I will not see you Sunday, but I will see you

probably the Sunday afterwards.

No, I think I'm away two Sundays. Never.

We won't see Steve until Christmas time.

No, something like that.

Steve, the next time you see Steve, he will be dressed as Santa Claus.

Yes. So bye bye, everyone,

and have a lovely time the rest of your day or night, whatever you're doing,

and see you whenever

and you can't fade me away

because you haven't got the the technology, so I just fade away.

Shalom. Are you still here?

We want to see Mr.

Steve walk in a straight line without falling over.

That's Steve. Can you see him going?

There he is.

We can't actually see you, Steve.

Because the camera can't catch you.

You have to go a bit bit further over that way.

That's it. That's it. Stay there.

That's it.

Steve.

Steve is going now.

He has a slightly haunted look on his face.

Mm. Is gone.

There is going to get punished by his mother.

Thanks for watching. I'm going now.

I have no idea

how long I've been on for, but I've really enjoyed today.

I have to say, I think we might do this every.

Every live stream.

I think we will open a bottle of champagne every time we have a live stream.

From now on,

we have crossed

the point of no return.

1 million subscribers.

Thanks for your company. See you later.

See, one Sunday, I will be here, hopefully sober and.

Yeah, that's it.

I hope you've enjoyed today's live stream.

It's been very weird, very unusual.

I might actually do a little bit of editing

and make this much shorter so you can see the best bits

if there are any.

If there are any.

Is this the the longest live stream by Mr Duncan?

I don't know.

I think three and a half hours is the longest.

Three and a half hours.

The longest live stream.

I'm going now thanks for watching. See you later.

This is Mr.

Duncan.

I think I am in the birthplace of the English language.

I'm not quite sure saying thanks for watching see you later.

I will give you a few moments to say goodbye to each other and I will see you on Sunday.

Thank you for your company.

Thank you for being part of my life for the past 15 and a half years.

And we have finally made it to 1 million subscribers.

Thanks a lot.

See you later.

And of course, you know what's coming next. Yes, you do.

As I collapse on the floor...

ta ta for now.