Happy 2023 - A new year is Here! / Learn English 🚨LIVE CHAT🚨 - 1st January - twenty-twenty-three

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Oh, guess what?

We are back together again.

It is very nice to be here with you on this special day.

It is a special day.

Do you know why it is special?

Well, the reason why it's special is because we are here.

We're all here to care for a king.

Hi, everybody.

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Mr. Steve, Where are you, Mr.

Media?

Mr. Duncan, where are you?

Here we are.

Hi, everybody.

It's Mr. Duncan and Mr. Steve.

We are here. We're back with you.

It is English addict life, as I said,

from the birthplace of the English language, which is England.

First of all, I suppose we should say Happy New Year.

Happy New Year.

Happy New Year.

Why? It is a new year.

Oh, yes. Oh, I forgot it.

You know, it's already a new year.

I've forgotten about what happened last night. 12:00.

How has your new year been so far?

How is 2023 treating you so far?

I hope you are okay. I hope you are feeling good.

I suppose we should do it officially right now.

Happy New Year and I hope you are all doing well

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, Do we do?

We're trying something different today.

Sometimes we like to do things differently.

We're trying something different today. Mr. Steve.

What's that?

Are you in the mood for something different? Oh, yes, Mr.

Duncan. Of course.

New Year.

Sweep away the old in with the new.

That's what they say.

So what have you got planned?

Well, I mean, we had a bit of a bit of a shock weather incident this morning.

But what happened to the weather this morning? Something.

Yes, I've never known the this day, New Year's Day.

We had thunder.

I was sitting there listening to the Vienna concert, New Year concert.

I had I was in here preparing my live stream and we had the most amazing storm.

I've never heard or seen anything like it.

Thunder and lightning.

Thunder, lightning, hailstones, everything was falling from the sky.

It was incredible.

And we had one huge lightning flash

and I think it almost hit the house.

It left an imprint on my It was so bright through the window. Yes.

I've never experienced anything like it. It was so bright.

It literally blinded me for a few seconds, literally blinded you? Yes.

I was sort of earth was that.

And it was like one of those flashbulbs going off.

And the thunderclap was so loud that the house shook.

I'm not joking. Mr. Duncan came running out.

I was at my desk and the lightning flash was so bright.

It was like someone taking a flash photograph of me.

And then the room shook.

Things were rattling because.

Because the thunder were so close, I think it was right above the house.

And I've never I've never experienced that before in my life.

Well, you thought it was the the loud drums from the Vienna

Philharmonic Orchestra

playing in Vienna Live 1015 UK time.

Yes, we watch that every year.

And I was dancing around at the end, Mr.

Duncan, to those lovely waltz music that they play.

I miss Mrs.

Steve is very partial.

He likes to have a little poker there.

I was dancing around Mr.

Duncan like the ballerinas.

Steve.

You certainly were as anybody else. Watch that.

By the way, every year they've been doing it well for 60 something years.

I don't know what it is.

65 this year.

A little bit of culture on New Year's Day.

Well, my mother always used to call and I just ask why you're shouting.

I'm not shouting. I'm a mr. Duncan.

You are.

I'm just talking normally you that he's always talking about the the sound levels.

I know to keep it down.

Not the sound levels. Just your sound level.

That should be my New Year resolution.

One of them is just a shout and the line is speeding way, way ahead.

We haven't even started the show yet. And already Mr.

Steve is covering everything with At this rate,

we will have to end the live stream in a few seconds because we would have covered everything.

We have a lot of things to talk about.

It's the new Year.

How are you going to spend 2023?

Do you have any resolutions?

Do you have any plans for the new year?

I hope you have something special planned.

Also, what did you do last night?

How drunk did you get, if at all?

What did you do?

Did anybody do anything special?

What did you think of the fireworks?

I think a lot of people seem to think the UK might have had the best fireworks.

They didn't last night know about it.

But what do the viewers think?

We didn't get the view.

Apparently, the best fireworks were in the United Arab Emirates.

Really?

Where they they beat the world record for the most fireworks

and also the longest firework display at New Year

as the new year comes in or came in.

But were they you know, I mean, anyone could set fireworks off

for 50 minutes where they were able to display particularly artistic.

They were saying, yes, they had thousands of drones in the sky.

No drones spelling words,

spelling out all these amazing words and greetings.

And some of them were in Arabic.

So it was quite spectacular.

I did watch some of it and it went on for a very long time.

But yes, we always like to do it.

And there were there were lots of fireworks around here as well.

So many people were letting off fireworks last night.

As the new year arrives, you go see or Garcia

has has some culture.

You see, they watched the New Year concerts.

I still don't know why you're shouting.

I'm not shouting.

It sounds like it here.

So we've got at least one person on

whose, you know, she likes to watch high culture.

It is, isn't it, When you watch that that Vienna concert, Mr.

Duncan, it just seems like you're at the pinnacle of culture in in Europe.

It does to me. We like that music at the beginning.

They always play with a lot of European, like the Eurovision

and also with with that with the Vienna New Year concerts.

They always play that music at the beginning, don't they? Yes.

Well, it's doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.

They always tell you that it may certainly makes me feel very European.

Okay.

When they play that music at the beginning of things, it just

it just makes it seem so special to us here in the UK.

Is there a doctor in the house?

I'm fine.

I'm just full of life with the New Year. Mr.

Duncan 2023 rolls of the tongue.

It won't last.

It probably won't.

It won't last until the end of today.

I was a bit miserable yesterday, wasn't I, Mr. Duncan?

Well, almost every other day.

You are miserable, to be honest with you.

But yes, we are here today. It's New Year's Day.

I hope you're having a good time.

Can I say congratulations to Victor Cetus?

It's nice to see you back where you belong. At the top.

Congratulations.

You were first on today's live chat.

Was the first New Year celebration

for our first person on the live chat today.

Yes, that's so well done. Well done to you.

And hello to everyone else.

We have Mohsin here.

We have Beatrice, We have Palmira.

We have O of course we have Luis Mendez.

Jesus, who was always at the top there.

I don't know how it works, how you get onto the live stream.

Firstly, it must be Well, Lewis was at first, I know, but I'm not saying that.

I'm just saying I wonder how it is. What you have to do.

Does anything.

Is it just if a lot of people all at the same time, is it is it is it fair?

Is it actually representative of I mean, it's not really a competition,

but I mean, you get to be first on there.

Do you have to be you have to be typing quickly or do you just keep typing?

I think it's more about the clicking than the typing.

The clicking rather clicking typing.

You've got to have a very fast finger.

You see, that finger has to be incredibly fast.

Like Superman.

It's Superman was clicking his mouse when he was looking

at some of those pictures of Supergirl.

Beatrice says that the Paris fire works were very nice as well.

Probably nicer than the London ones.

Not that there's a competition,

although, of course.

Yeah, not that there's a competition, but never mind.

There isn't a competition.

But it always is a competition every, every year.

I didn't see the French ones actually, I saw the Australian ones as usual.

They always do that same thing where they launch all of the fireworks

from Sydney Harbour Bridge, always every year.

And here in London, well, not here in London

because we're not in London but here in the UK, in London

they always launch fireworks

from the London Eye, that big wheel.

And to be honest with you, it's getting a bit boring every year.

They do it the same way.

What I want to see Steve, I want to see the Houses of Parliament

covered with fireworks and Big Ben.

I want to see Big Ben, the clock exploding with fireworks.

So that would be interesting and dramatic.

And and I think it would be a good way to lose the London eye, isn't it as though that's

you know, that hasn't even been there for long, has it?

It's just a revolving thing that you go on the right, isn't it, rotating.

It shouldn't really be the focus of what's going on in London.

I agree. I see. So come on, everyone.

Next year, when the next year comes,

when 2024 arrives, can we can

we put the fireworks somewhere else?

You heard the French actor Beau reveal Bovill.

Well, I'm not I haven't heard of him the way you pronounce it

sounds like Boonville.

Do you look like him?

Well, apparently, according to Nystrom,

I looked like the famous legendary French actor.

I'll have to look that up.

I will look that up on on Google

after we've been on this live stream today

and just see whether you're insulting me or in fact, it's a compliment.

I'm assuming. Of course it's a compliment.

It is true.

It is true that Mr.

Steve does look like a lot of people.

He looks a little bit like Prince William, Prince Edward.

In fact, all of the royal family, including Prince, are fine

because they've all got their eyes are all close together in some of mine a bit.

He also looks a little bit like Patrick Stewart.

Make it so he gets to engage.

I wish you would.

I wish you would.

And also Bruce Willis, of course.

Bruce Willis.

Mr. Steve is often stopped in the street in much Wenlock.

A lot of people say, Hey, has anyone ever told you that you look a little bit like Bruce Willis?

And Steve gets very flattered by that.

I don't know what you're doing there, Bruce, but he's always got a gun, hasn't he?

As there were shooting people. Okay.

No, at the moment.

Oh, why not?

Oh, he's not very well, is he not?

Unfortunately.

So here we are then.

We have a new year, but unfortunately,

it's still the same old faces.

I'm sorry about that.

I might this year. I might decide.

Did you know we have we actually have

cosmetic surgery

taking place here in much Wenlock.

There are two clinics in much Wenlock,

and they will actually do cosmetic surgery.

Now, don't ask me how I know.

Let's just say I found out by chance.

But there are.

There are two places in much Wenlock, and they will do

they will give you all of the nip round here and the tucks round here.

So so I might go along and see how much the the bargain

facelift will be.

So maybe they can pull all of this back and maybe they can tuck this away

and then suddenly I will look young and fresh, and then we'll attract lots of new viewers.

Hopefully your viewership will go up.

So that's a New Year's.

That's one New Year's, a sister revolution, New Year's resolution.

Well, it would be a revolution resolution

to get a

facelift so that we can promote your channel more.

YouTube will see this youthful face that we're saying be we've got to change the algorithms for Mr.

Duncan. Yes, you can.

You can attract all this advertising for young people now. Yes.

Yes. Good idea.

This is the problem.

We're too old to YouTube now.

Thinks that we're far too old to be here.

But what do you think?

Do you think we're too old to do this?

Please don't answer.

Sunday is saying, Mr.

Duncan, I've really missed watching you live.

Hello, Sally.

I'm guessing that you normally don't have time.

Or is that the wrong time for you to watch his life?

Hello to Sally now watching live

because presumably it's New Year's Day and you're free and you've got some time to spend with this.

How lovely.

Sally Masood and Oti, who?

That's a song. Yes, Chinese.

And I sort of stand at the back of you and pull your face back

and see if everyone thinks you look younger.

Well, I've just done that.

I did that, and I can do it myself, So, see, the movie stars used to used

to staple the skin back on on the back of their neck, didn't they?

Yeah.

The problem is, if you do it too often, you.

It becomes an impossible for you to actually

form any expressions on your face. So.

Well, that's what the Botox does, isn't it?

It stops all your muscles working in this channel.

That will about there being scientific is a

it numbs all muscles so they can't react.

So you end up with this

expressionless face, though

there are lots of actors and actresses around now

who've all had plastic surgery on their faces. So.

So we have two places now.

There is one place, and they will do all of your teeth to those two places.

They'll do all of the cosmetic surgery on your on your teeth.

They will take all of your teeth out

and then they will replace them

with pieces of your kitchen sink.

At least that's what it looks like if Claudia does that, don't you?

Claudia, does this cosmetic surgery where you have

all these bright white teeth fitted in your mouth and the.

And it's quite odd to see, isn't it, when people are sort of 50 or 60 years old

and then they're on television, they suddenly smile and their teeth are so white.

It just looks it's jarring.

It looks it's any age.

I know, but it looks worse if you're old.

It just looks ridiculous when you smile and these giant white teeth

that are far too large and perfect,

they just sparkle.

They look they look great, maybe in real life, but on television they always look a bit ridiculous.

You need some flaws, so you can you can have your teeth replaced.

All of them.

They will replace all of your teeth with new ones and they'll give you Botox as well.

They will even inject Botox into your face

to make it all lovely and fresh looking.

I haven't seen Claudia yet.

We can ask Claudia if she does that

magical.

They just replace.

There's a name for it.

Isn't that

put crowns on or.

I think they have.

They're probably implants, aren't they. Yes.

Well they titanium implant. Yes.

They think that if you've got teeth already they will just use a machine to grind them down

and then they will hammer, they will put new teeth over them so they don't use hammers.

That's that's when you put a cap on isn't it.

A cap we call it. Yes.

But sometimes I think they take them out completely and then put completely new ones in with.

So those Valium.

Yeah. So implants. Implants. Yes.

So all sorts of things you can, you can have skin peels as well.

There is a place that will do skin peels

so they put the stuff on your face, it's like acid

and then it peels off and takes the top layer of your skin away.

I'm sure one day I might need that.

But I mean,

obviously at the moment, being young as I am, I think that day is today.

I obviously don't need it.

One day I might I might have to go

that way, but I'm staying out of the sun.

There we go.

That's my advice to anybody who wants to keep young, beautiful skin, stay out of the sun.

Well, it's very easy to do that today.

Too late if you've already spent 30 years in the sun,

but not if you're young.

And you want to think I want to keep young looking skin

for as long as possible, just wear a hat.

Yeah.

We are really staying away from what I was talking about though.

New Year's resolution.

Yeah.

So mine this year is to have my face replaced.

So I might find a famous film star and I might say,

Can you make me look like that particular film star?

I'm not sure who I want to look like at the moment.

Maybe something like that.

But but I'm hoping they do it very cheaply as well.

Maybe I could just wear a rubber mask over this instead.

So do you have any New Year's resolutions out there?

And you to plan?

Yes. Tell us and we will.

We will keep we will hold you to them.

So every week we can say, because that's what you think you need with the New Year's resolution

or a New Year resolution is

you want somebody to hold you to account,

somebody to keep reminding you, Oh,

do you remember you said you were going to do this.

How are you doing?

How are you progressing? What have you done?

And then that person might say, Well, I haven't done anything yet.

Oh, we asked you.

Right, I forgot about that. Sorry.

Thank you very much for reminding me this.

Is this your inner monologue?

Yeah, it's yes, because you write that we say this every year.

You write a new year resolutions. Yes.

Or resolutions, plural.

And you write them down.

And then you.

You forget about you go back to work and you forget all about them, don't you?

You've got to remind yourself all the time.

What did I say?

Read it. Yeah. So what did I say? Yes, I said, I do this.

And when you read it, it sort of makes it more real and it gives you that incentive to actually do it.

Are you possessed?

No, I'm just. I'm.

I should be a motivational speaker, Mr.

Duncan, I think you've been inhabited by a spirit or something.

But the spirit of New Year, Mr. Duncan. Okay.

Why can't you be this happy?

Normally, in a normal life, but we're not live on the Internet.

Oh, no, wait there, Steve Yeah, let's just do something because we do have a programme to present.

I know, I know.

You like just to keep doing lots of different things, but we do have a few things we've got to say.

Can I say a big thank you to Catherine?

Stephanie and also Massimo for your lovely donations

that we received over the past three or four days.

We've been pretty busy, as you can probably guess,

it is always a strange time

between Christmas and the New Year.

I always think it's a really weird period.

It is.

It is really a period of reflection, isn't it?

I think, because suddenly if you're not working, you've got this week

when.

Hmm, what did I do last year.

Oh yes. Ooh, that wasn't very good.

Or you reflect, don't you.

You reflect, you think about what you did last year

and you might come up with a conclusion

that it was a good year for you or a bad year for you for whatever reason.

On balance, did you you know, did you sort of progress in some things?

Did you maybe go backwards with others?

But overall, was it did you make any progress in things that you wanted to do?

And then you might get depressed because you might think, oh,

I didn't have a you know, I didn't do that.

It didn't go very well.

So I think you need to reflect and think about the things that went well.

Forget about the things that didn't go well.

Just think about the things that went well.

Think of the positives, and then think about how you want to move forward in the new year. Yes.

What about what, about 2022?

Well, what were the wonderful happy highlights?

Oh, let me just think, how long have we got Mr.

Duncan just to.

Oh, you know, what about when we got that one, right? Yes.

Oh, no, no, no, not that either.

Oh, what about what the any moment.

Let me just think.

Just think carefully, Steve. Okay. For you.

What about the live streams? They were quite good.

I quite enjoyed. And I you know what?

I can't think of anything.

I can't think of anything.

Anything that was good last year besides us being together.

By the way, do you like my new camera?

Look how close we are now.

Oh, that's a bit.

Well, Mr.

Duncan, all our flaws are being seen with back to back

to facelift mode.

Did you enjoy that? I think I need Botox around here.

My eyes, I've always had always had lots of laughter lines.

They call them laughter like crow's feet.

I don't know how you've got laughter lines, crow's feet.

Thanks a lot.

You know, I've had a how you've you've actually got I think you must have been born with them.

They call them crow's feet, don't they.

Which is an unkind term. Yes.

Oh you've got crow's feet.

Never say to a woman I'm just admiring your crow's feet.

Oh. To a man for that matter. But a woman especially.

Well, she will she will punch your lights out to surface.

There's lots of things, isn't there, as well.

You get, you get the.

You get the little marks.

Can I use your face as an example?

Normally here you get little lines

and they call those number elevens because it looks like number 11.

You spend a lot of time frowning at your arms approvingly.

Oh, I have them. So.

So I've got I've got number 11 coming slowly,

coming very slowly on my forehead and thinking I've got any.

And if you frown a lot you're always sort of not that like that.

And that's.

Yeah. So I'm not going to frown.

What I love about your face is it looks like someone's just inflated a hot air balloon

with, with a face on it because it's right quite often.

Is it.

But it's No, that's a compliment because it's flawless.

It's not flawless.

I've got crow's feet. Mr.

Duncan Crow's feet, yes.

But as you say, they are laughter lines. Yes.

I've always had them, even when I was a young child.

You watch picture, look at pictures of me when I was a young lad.

So I had them then. So I must have been a happy child.

Something went wrong,

obviously, between childhood and adulthood, but

I'm always happy when I'm on the live stream.

I think it was a slow process.

Rosie said that Claudia is cooking.

Oh, I see. So?

So Claudia is literally in the kitchen cooking something.

Well, if you are listening, Claudia, we are here now talking to you live.

And I hope you are having a good time in your kitchen today.

Few people have said that they are slightly concerned

that you may be seriously thinking of having a facelift.

Mr. Duncan isn't going.

Isn't is just a joke. Well, it's a joke.

No, it's not a joke.

I want to.

But you need one. Yes, but you're not going to. It's.

No. Well, you're not going to actually have one.

No, because I can't avoid it.

It's only for the rich.

The rich, wealthy people who can have their face reconstructed.

We don't want that because you look silly.

Everyone looks like Sharon Osborne.

I think when you start having cosmetic surgery

to the extent that we see celebrities doing it,

I think it comes across as I think you lose respect for

for for people of eight because you think, oh,

you're obviously quite vain. Yes.

Because it's vanity, isn't it,

that you would go and have cosmetic surgery.

Well, that that public figures.

So I have to be honest and I'm being serious here.

Steve thinks I'm just having a joke.

But I think it's serious thing because image image is everything.

If you want to be in the public domain, if you want to be famous or if you want to be on show.

So you only have to go on the social media's such as?

Well, Facebook maybe, but Instagram, Instagram especially.

And I went on Instagram this morning and I don't know if you've ever done it,

but if you if you keep going through all of the feeds

and then and then, of course, Instagram

will start to recommend things to you and they will start to promote things.

But if you keep doing it for a very long time,

really, really strange things start appearing.

I don't know why, but I was getting lots of lots of videos

of young Korean men kissing and I have no idea why.

What you what is it?

What is the trend at the moment?

There is something.

No, it's true. I'm not joking and I haven't been looking.

Honestly, I haven't been looking at young Korean guys kissing.

But as you go through all of the recommendations, eventually

all of this weird stuff starts coming on the algorithms. Mr.

Duncan, They're feeding you this stuff, the rhythm.

And some of it's really weird.

It's either it's either this is what this is what Instagram is like.

It's either people falling over

and breaking parts of their body injuring themselves, or

it's young Korean guys kissing each other and that's it.

Has anyone else noticed this?

And I can promise you now, I have not been looking for

Korean guys kissing each other, but I don't know why.

I don't know what it is you go through and it it becomes more crazy.

The more you swipe, the more you keep moving, the more desperate

Instagram gets recommending things to you.

And it's just the really bizarre stuff.

If you keep going and going and going, it's it's very strange.

There's a New Year's resolution.

See how far how long it takes you to get down to Instagram?

Is it Instagram before you start seeing

Korean men doing things that are probably illegal in their own countries?

Oh, no, it's a big thing, really.

That's the strange part of it.

That's the strange thing.

There is a whole culture in the Far East, and I think it also happens in Japan as well,

where they are really, really excited

about young guys kissing each other.

And it's a huge cultural thing.

Where did you say Mr. Duncan Romance. Mr. Steve.

Mr. Steve, what's the website and, uh,

but it is strange and I'm not even. Sir.

No, Steve, I have to make sure that you're clear on this.

I'm not looking for that. I'm just going through.

And if you just try it later, go on to Instagram and other now, when all of the reels

and all of the short video clips get recommended,

just keep doing that for a very long time.

And then eventually all of this weird stuff starts coming up.

And it's a very strange I don't think I'll be doing that. Mr.

Duncan It doesn't sound like something that it sounds like it's something a bit, you know,

I don't want to get involved in that sort of thing, but.

Oh, what does somebody said something about?

Who was it? I was going to read something out.

Then Giovanni Olivetti says, I want to reach a good level with my English.

Then I will be more outgoing and less shy. Hmm.

I build the beings.

I think you mean to say.

There I spilled the beans.

Since you've revealed it, you've told everybody.

You've told us if you spill the beans, it means you've said it's out there.

Everybody can see it. You've told everybody.

Oh, by the way, someone has just said, Let me just have a look.

Catarina said, I'm getting lots of feeds

or lots of videos and news stories about Cristiano Ronaldo.

And yes, I've got them as well.

If I go through Instagram, then suddenly there's lots of video clips of Renaldo

doing lots of different things as well, not kissing another man that I would like to see.

Oh, okay.

But the kissing anyone?

Is that so?

So it's it's lots of strange video clips of on Cristiano Ronaldo doing

not doing anything obscene but but just unusual video clips.

It's very the internet is very strange.

Now I sometimes worry that what we do

is a little bit too progressive, but I've realised that maybe this is quite boring

compared to some of the other stuff that you see on the internet.

I don't tell people that there's more interesting and more sexy things

going on on other parts of the internet because we want people to stay here.

No, you're both so handsome and sexy, says LMR Lucas.

I needed that.

Thank you.

We needed that boost today.

Yes, a new year. Confident now I can go out there.

Face the world.

Well, thank you very much.

Oh, we like him no matter what.

People throw at me when I'm walking down the road, I will keep this smile on my face.

I will. That will keep me going.

That lovely compliment will keep me going for the rest of this year.

Do you want to?

You won't do.

You can have a bbl, Mr.

Duncan, I.

Well, I don't even want to think what that is.

Well, Santorini is advertising it here.

It's a Brazilian butt lift

I could do with one of those.

My, my, my arse is dragging behind me on the floor now.

It's quite popular in.

In Brazil.

According to Santorini, among women.

Oh, okay.

I expect some men are probably having it done as well, because I know you can have lots of things

injected into your butt cheeks to make them larger.

I've never understood that, by the way, because how do you sit down?

Sitting down must be very, very difficult.

Well, certain cultures around the world having a large posterior,

posterior, posterior, your backside, your butt.

If you've got a big bum. Yes.

If you've got a posterior that is actually seen as very attractive

in certain cultures around the world,

but not so much, that's what they call it,

but not so much in the West,

but in other cultures, you know, having a large posterior seeing seen as well.

I think he's saying posterior because that's the nice way of saying

I think bum posterior your posterior, your bottom, your bum.

Some people like buttocks, some people like big, big.

But yeah, I do that.

There's probably a website for that. Mr.

Duncan That's probably a song about TV, a website, probably a song about it.

Sure there is.

I'm sure there is as well. In fact, I know there is.

So it's interesting, isn't it, how we are we do this.

So no real highlights from last year.

I suppose.

For many people it was a difficult year and in all sorts of ways.

But we are now into the new year.

It is a new year, a new start.

Everything is fresh.

It's like turning over a sheet of paper

and it's blank in front of you.

The future is waiting.

Take all the bad things that happened last year.

Take them out of your head and throw them away.

Yeah, that's good advice.

Throw them out. It's good advice

and just look forward to the future.

Cast them out. It's like.

It's like having a priest come along

and exorcise all of the badness from last year.

He will catch it out.

He will throw holy water all over you

and bang you on the head with a crucifix and everything will go.

Get rid of the bitterness from 2022.

I cast you out, Demon.

The other thing about facelift, Mr.

Duncan, is that I read a book

having cosmetic surgery.

If you do facial exercises and exercise the muscles in your face,

that can stop the sort of sagging and drooping. Hmm.

Mm hmm.

I have to do exercise to.

Can we have to close camera?

Here we go. There on the closed camera.

So these are my exercises.

These are my how to keep your face looking pert and and saggy

is that you have to have an exercise to

That's enough of that.

Stretch all muscles and then everything will rise up instead of drooping down.

Can you attach weights to your lips and then use that to do. Yes.

Well you know what people do now?

They put their lips inside a vacuum cleaner and they suck their lips until they become big.

Really huge.

Yes. That's that's you've seen you've seen women.

They've got massive lips. Well, that's not from a vacuum.

Usually they put their mouth inside you, inside

a vacuum cleaner and put it on full and it sucks the lips out.

And then they take it away

and they've got these massive lips, I don't think, do they do that?

Yeah, I can't because I wonder what else it works on.

I'm sure that some kind of needle

that sort of injecting something,

but it does look a bit freakish, doesn't it?

Because the trouble is what happens is that you start bit

it's like I've said this before, it's like decorating a room, isn't it?

You used to you decorate a room, you start and all that needs touching up.

So you do a little bit of painting here

and then you think, oh, that I probably need to have new curtains now

because the paint looks nice, but the curtains took out.

I'll replace the curtains.

Oh, but now that, now the furniture looks old

so I better replace it as what happens with your face.

Now you start with a little bit and then you think, Oh,

I'll have my crow's feet done, and then think, Oh, what about my lips?

I think my lips need to look a bit bigger.

Oh, maybe I should get rid of that skin and my chin. Yes.

And it just escalates and then you lose

all sense of what is right

and what is enough.

And you start to get obsessed with it this time.

So it says there is something big made of rubber that you can put in your mouth.

And I've seen it.

I've seen that thing.

There is an advert. Have you seen that advert?

And it's on YouTube quite a lot with, with all of those. Yes.

With all of those muscle guys and they've got a giant piece of rubber in their mouth

and they're going oh look, look, look, look.

The problem is you end it with giant jaws. Yes.

So you're actually that'll stretch the skin and then when you stop doing it, you get wrinkles. Yes.

So I think it's worse for you.

Maybe just just eat a lot.

I yeah, I don't know.

But yeah, I don't think I'll be chewing on any rubber. Mr.

Jones.

No, no, but yeah, we all think about it.

They don't we that do not know. Chewing on rubber.

I mean, I mean having a bit of, a bit of cosmetic surgery.

We all reach a certain age we think.

Or shall I do something John tie or should I just let nature take its course.

That's it.

If you let nature take its course, it means you just age gracefully.

And I think when you see I think in the long

run, in the long run, in the long term,

once you and

died and they're having cosmetic surgery because it's very

must be very stressful for your body overall.

Well, I would tell you why that happens is because you're not supposed to have general anaesthetic,

general anaesthetic, stomach, general anaesthetic.

You know, you want to realise this if you become addicted to cosmetic surgery,

you have to have general anaesthetic, they put you to sleep.

But the problem is if they if you do it too often, it can actually cause permanent

and quite often people who have lots and lots of cosmetic surgery,

quite often they will die of a heart attack, They will have heart problems

because of having general anaesthetic to too many times.

So it's not always the plastic surgery that causes the problem.

It's the fact that they're they put under general anaesthetic not be good for you.

And if you have it done too many times, it really does make you

unwell and you wouldn't

want to have cosmetic surgery without general anaesthetic.

Now you would not.

Might be a bit

of a high price to pay I suppose.

I suppose it depends what they're cutting off.

That is true. Yes.

Now we won't be doing that because

we've seen the freakish results

and we can't afford it.

But I wouldn't do it.

I just don't think I could do it.

I just don't think I could put myself through that.

Mr. Duncan, Even though obviously with my fame and fortune and good looks,

I'm not prepared to go through that pain

to to restore myself to my former glory.

I think it may be it may be a wig, maybe.

What about a hair transplant?

Would you go that far?

Well, this is something we were talking about the other day.

There are places in the world where you can go and get very good,

very affordable hair transplants, although I'm

not sure with you where they would take the hair from because there isn't much there.

That's true. Right.

And they might have to take it from somewhere else down there.

And then you will probably end up with a big afro frizzy

frizzy sort of afro, Yeah. Yes.

Well, is it turkey?

Why do they do that? Very cheap.

Is it turkey?

That's the sort of centre for hair transplants for men.

I wouldn't call it the centre, but it's funny that people are talking about having to. Yes.

Because they're affordable. Yeah. About four or 500 quid.

That's quite an industry built up there for people to fly to Turkey

and a few plugs put in and then fly back.

So they take hair normally from around the back

and they, they take it out there and then they put it there

and they space it out evenly and then it grows slowly and then suddenly you have hair again.

Of course, if you can't afford that, you can always have a wig.

Yeah.

Now this is something that I was talking you about the other day.

We were on on one of our walks and I was saying to Steve, It's very unfair

that women can wear wigs,

but men cannot

without being ridiculed.

I think that's very unfair because lots of people do wear wigs they may be unhappy

with their style of hair or the type of hair

maybe they've lost some of their hair.

So women can wear wigs and no one cares.

No one cares. They get all great hair.

And and some women these days, they actually stick extra hair

onto their hair that they already have and make it longer.

So if women can do that, I think men should be able to have wigs.

We need equality.

I think the problem is that if you have a wig

and it's long hair, then it it looks okay.

But most men don't have long hair.

They have short hair.

And I think the wig for a man,

I think they can look a bit ridiculous.

It doesn't look natural.

And because of that, I think people tend to laugh at it.

But whereas if you have the more hair you put on a wig,

like a woman will have nice, long flowing hair, probably

as a wig, it can look very natural

because you can't see the joint in the scenes and things like that.

Yeah, when you often see men with wigs, they put it they're old,

so they're in their forties, maybe fifties, and the hair should be grey by that stage.

But they don't, they had like a, like a black or a fa

that's, that's far too youthful and you can tell it's a wig straight away

because if you're in your forties, chances are it's going to be grey.

So they try in the forties.

Oh yes, your hair goes grey and your forties.

Certainly mine didn't

but I can tell.

But I've noticed this what some famous people do,

what some famous people do, they actually realise that they're losing their hair

but then they will start to replace that hair

with a wig over time, slowly.

So by the time they are 50 or 60,

they've completely replaced all of their hair with a wig.

But no one will notice because over the years

they've slowly started to wear a wig.

That's the trick.

You've got to do it when it first starts to go.

I've always thought that maybe Cliff Richard, who knows?

Cliff Richard, he I think he did that.

I think he's slowly replaced his hair with

with some some hair

that he pulled off his cracked because that's what it looks like, I always do.

And it must be very it must be very hot wearing a wig, because I know when I'm on the stage,

you often have to wear a wig for the part.

And it's very hot.

Wigs are very hot, stifling things to wear.

So, I mean, I'm glad I'm bald because I'm always cool.

You see, I'm never got hot in the summer,

but I would imagine a wig probably to wear

all the time must be very uncomfortable because it's sort of itchy and sweaty.

I'm thinking hot weather and on the stage it's very uncomfortable to wear them.

Well, I remember I remember that

you would see a lot of Can I say this, by the way?

You see a lot of black singers, female singers,

and quite often they would wear wigs over over their own hair.

So they'd have a lot of hair.

But of course, it was a wig. But no one cared.

No one mattered. It was all part of showbusiness.

That's so my point is that men

should be able to put weakness on their head

and not be ridiculed because women can do it.

If women can do it, men can do equality.

But if it looks silly, that's what's going to be the problem.

Well, so I think you'd have to go for a hair

that was quite long, longish and then it because if you try to just wear a toupee

to cover the bald patch, then it doesn't blend in with what's at the side.

You know it's a weave though. Yes.

But you know, carefully do it.

And I think that's what some celebrities do.

You never wear who I think is bald

in real life.

I you might not know who this is, but I think

there's a there's a famous

I'm not going to say it because I might be sued

and never sue anyone who is richer than you.

I've never libel or say anything bad about someone.

But there is there is a radio deejay.

I would say his name. He shall I say his name?

I'm sure he doesn't watch Howard Stern.

Okay.

I think I think he wears a wig because his hair

his hair looks like a 20 year old's hair.

But he is now nearly I think he's 76 or 77 now.

Howard Stern, he's he's he's getting towards 80,

but his hair looks like a teenager.

Well, there's a somebody there's a there's a lady.

It's a Claudia Winkleman, isn't there?

Who's who's who's a presenter in this country.

And she does adverts for hair products, shampoo and things like that.

I mean, she's must be in a fifties, miss, and she's so she does hair products and she.

What, she wears a wig?

Well, no, I'm saying I think she does

because everyone always goes on about.

We talked about Claudia Winkleman hair.

Isn't it beautiful. Isn't it wonderful. It is.

She just adverts for her treatment.

That's what I just say.

But if she wears a wig, well, she sure Surely that doesn't make sense.

I know, but I'm

posing the question because she is.

How old is she? What is the question?

Well, it. Does she, by the way.

Or is it is it a real hair? Because it doesn't look real to me.

It looks too shiny.

But the problem is that that blows my mind slightly because she's

advertising shampoo now.

Well, I think that's I think that's more libellous than what I said.

I'm just I'm not saying she does.

I'm just saying for her age, the hair looks too.

I want I don't know anyone of any whose hair

looks that good, even someone, even a teenager.

I think it can happen.

Some older people do have good hair, but I think generally speaking,

especially if you are in the spotlight,

if you are a person who is functioning there, there is if you have

if you have an image, another one, another recent

celebrity who's changed the

appearance of their face is Simon Cowell.

Have you seen him recently?

Something very strange has happened to his face.

It looks like it looks like he's he stuck his face into

into a pan fryer

or a fryer oil because his face looks awful.

What's he done?

Don't stop doing.

I know this looks ridiculous.

Does that mean he looks okay?

You know, it doesn't matter.

It doesn't really matter with men anyway.

I don't think it matters so much with men when they get older, because,

I mean, everybody know, you know,

as sort of actors, as they get older.

If they were handsome and good looking when they were young, they'd still look handsome or good looking.

When they're older, as long as they looked after themselves.

I mean, who was that?

It was the James Bond, the first James Bond.

What's his name?

James Bond.

Well, was the first one The first one? Yes.

George Lazenby? No, the Scottish actor.

He was the first one, but he wasn't.

And I think he was it was George Lazenby was the first James Bond.

Just me.

Well, he was the Scottish Casino Royale

because he was the first, you know, the one.

I mean, but the Scottish chiller coming out of the water.

And that was the first James Bond movie.

Sean Connery. Sean Connery.

That's why I'm thinking of Sean Connery didn't age.

Well, he were, too.

I know, but I'm just saying,

women still find him very attractive when he was older.

This is the point I made.

Well, I think for men, they don't they don't necessarily lose their allure,

their sexuality when they get older and a few wrinkles and grey hair that can be attractive.

Yeah, but I think I think that was a load of rubbish.

I think it was Sean Connery's publicist, a publicist who was doing that.

I know people that used to say Sean Connery, Oh, he's still sexy and he's 70.

I know women friends at work.

You still would find him very attractive.

Well, not now and not now.

No, but who's ever the famous actor as well?

He's been in.

We could be here all day.

I never remember the name of the famous actor.

Anyway, Cody is here now, so we can.

We can talk about what Claude has been cooking

for the first Sean.

The first James Bond was George Lazenby.

Happy New Year, everyone.

Oh, I would suggest you have a makeover.

It out of you again. No, I haven't got it.

Haven't been anywhere to get cold feet. Well, what a wait.

We haven't been invited anywhere.

What if we could catch it? Yes.

Steve is smoking, by the way, because he hasn't.

He hasn't been in anything. Mr.

Duncan, don't say that. Hasn't been invited.

Pedro's here as well.

He hasn't been invited to his anything.

Any parties anywhere.

Oh, anyway, rather, we're seen as misfits.

We don't fit into, we don't get invited to things.

They don't even there's a café in Much Wenlock and they don't let us go in anymore.

Fat chance, Pedro.

However, can I just talk? Yes. Come on.

Why do you keep just talking over me?

Oh, I forgot.

There's a café.

There's a posh cafe in Much Wenlock.

And they.

They've told us not to go in anymore because we're too.

I didn't say that, but they kind of discouraged us from going in.

That's true.

Yes. Well, well, well, it is true that they didn't say directly to us, don't come in here.

And you know.

Well, that's the message they were giving us indirectly.

Please, you are you two are a little low brow.

We want to attract all the snooty people of the Shropshire area.

But you two are not welcome.

So we are going to make out.

The tables are always reserved and booked,

even if there are two or three empty tables, you have to go.

So that's it. So we're not going.

And it's your red hat, Mr.

Duncan That's what it is.

Dave, I think you're a Maggie's supporter.

They don't like people going into their posh

wearing red baseball caps.

It doesn't give the right image.

That's. That's.

So you're blaming me?

Yes. Oh, okay. That's right.

It doesn't bother me.

It bothers Mr. Steve. Slightly more badges.

Come on.

Because he thinks you're going to put Flags of the World on at 3:00.

I say we're not.

We're going to put we're going to put bums of the world.

We've got we've got all the different shapes and sizes of buttocks from around the world.

And we've put them into this this big video that we're going to show.

So we have some music.

I think it's rap music or a bit of R&B.

I don't know.

Y'know, whenever I think of someone's big,

big bum wobbling like that, I always think of R&B.

It sounds a bit racist. Mr.

Gentle Racist.

Have you ever seen a rap video or an R&B video?

There's always some some lady with her buttocks stuck right into the camera.

Thinking back to what I said earlier about different cultures, Find find different features.

All right. So not being racist,

but yeah, but some people would perceive it as that.

So we have booms of the world.

Booms of the world, all of the lovely shapes

and sizes of bottoms coming up at 3:00.

You can't just use this for Flags of the World today.

You can't just come on the flags of the World treaty and they leave immediately

afterwards, treating me like a common street strumpet.

Exactly. I'm not a strong enough to be used in that way.

Why don't you let me finish a word when I'm talking?

When?

When there's a pause at the end of my sentence, then you say something.

Don't say something at the same time as me, because it sounds awful

for the for the lovely viewers watching out there in, the YouTube land.

Thank you.

People are getting interested in BBL.

I still don't know what BBL is.

It's about with I think Santorini.

I mentioned it earlier about lots of people getting this book

but uplift surgery, I don't know what okay

but Brazilian but something lift.

That's it.

Do I have to go to Brazil to get it?

But it'd be nice to go there for a holiday.

But that. Yes. There we go. Yes.

So Pedro is obviously already gone now because it's flexible.

Is are you going to stay for longer this time?

If you get flags of the world, you see you you've got to you've got to put some time in on the channel.

You can't just sort of come watch 2 minutes before 3:00.

What's like the world and then go, you can't.

You're using us.

Yeah, I feel like a common strumpet. Exactly.

We're feeling used.

I feel used and abused because you're just coming here in your

you taking my flags of the world, and then you're going away again.

I feel so soon.

That's our New Year's resolution.

So we have booms.

Booms of the world coming next.

Yeah, but we've got to.

I'll have to take lots of pictures of boats.

Won't buy a boat

is another word for a posterior.

Yes. The better the nice.

But put your posterior buttocks.

My mother would say that's my mother wouldn't use the word bum or bottom.

She would say postie.

She would say arse if you want to.

If you want to refer to some of these nether regions, nether regions,

if you want to talk about some of these bottom and you want to sound cultured and you don't want to

sound rude, you say your posterior

looks nice, everyone has a favourite part.

They don't know when you think about it, everyone has a favourite part of the body.

So if you're a man and you like you like women,

then then there might be a certain part of the woman's anatomy

or features that you find alluring or attractive.

I've always found women's breasts really sort of attractive.

My eye is always drawn to them.

I don't know why.

I've always had this fascination and the court case comes up next week.

But you know, when there are I always look, the photo we see is he sticks his face right in there.

He's like that.

He sticks his face right in there and goes, oh, a little bit a little bit of a little bit of more.

But then I say, No, it's all right.

Because, you know, I'm but I'm not heterosexual.

So I'd say that.

So that's all right, then. Go ahead. Yeah.

I find that the women don't mind if I just sort of fondle their breasts.

They know because they know that gay so they can get away with it

so apart once That does not sound right, by the way.

Well, the out will look bad on YouTube.

That will look bad everywhere.

That is evidence already being screenshotted.

Pedro likes breasts

and can I just say this?

This English addict is gone in a very strange direction.

Well, it's because you started off talking about

what happens in Instagram as you go further down, you just try it.

Try this position before you.

Pedro, Pedro, if you like, looking at flags,

go into Instagram and just keep swiping up

until all the weird stuff starts appearing.

Apparently there's lots of weird stuff there on Instagram.

Mostly keep mostly in Korea and guys kissing each other.

I don't know what I think Pedro might be open to that.

I think it's the K-Pop you know, the K-Pop, you know, Korean.

A lot of the stars, they seem. Mm.

How can I put this?

I don't want to say anything rude

because apparently if you say anything bad about K-Pop,

they will come round to your house and they will,

they will literally skin you alive up here.

That even though they get to wait until I finished.

Well, yeah, I've got to anticipate.

You see when you finish, we mustn't have a second silence on this channel at any point.

But I don't know why, I don't know what it is but, but, but some of the K-Pop

stars, they look, they look androgynous.

Yeah. They have a certain androgen, an ass look to us.

So the they're neither male or female because, well, many of them wear makeup

and lots of and they bleach their skin as well to make it look very pale.

And this is something that's also done in China.

Women in China are

crazy about making their skin look pale as pale as possible.

So they actually buy products that scrub the skin and bleach it

to make them look very geisha girls do that as well in Japan.

No, they put makeup on average to look pale.

Those look pale. Yes. Brenda? Brenda.

Oh, Brenda Lomas wants to talk about Beattie and it's

so is that the same thing is the

is the vibe.

But I know beats is that that's a K-Pop group. Oh.

And they look, they look all like

neither girls or boys because and that's it.

I think that's the appeal.

So I think, I think maybe in Korean Pop

soft men or feminine looking men are quite attractive.

But I think it goes one step further than that,

where maybe there is a certain idea that those

those guys are all kissing and cuddling as well.

So it's very strict.

It's a whole rabbit hole.

So when you go have you heard of that, Steve, when you when you go down a rabbit hole. Yes.

Rabbit hole is when you go onto the Internet

and you're searching for something really boring, like, I don't know, for you.

Maybe some new car tires.

Yes, some tires or something. For me or for me.

Maybe some some new light bulbs for my studio.

But then suddenly you get distracted and then you look at something else, and then you go there

and then you click that and then you swipe up

and then you swipe left and then you swipe right.

And then suddenly you're looking at all sorts of crazy stuff

and you think, How the hell did I get here?

How how did I get to this point where I'm now

looking at Jim Carrey and guys or kissing each other?

Do you have to He's you're obsessed with this.

He's obsessed with this thing.

Don't know how.

I must be the 10th time you've mentioned it.

I just.

I just can't believe that it's it's.

First of all, I can't believe it's there.

And I can't believe I end looking at it even if I'm not searching for it.

It's bizarre.

The Internet is really weird.

No one ever talks about this.

No one ever talks about the Internet being really weird and crazy.

They do. But it is.

I think everyone knows that.

Mr. Devlin, I'm sure I'm sure everyone has done this.

Said asked is a very interesting question.

I don't know whether we could answer it. I don't know either.

And Matt, it's not necessarily you know,

people can be, you know, by talent.

They can be bought in the by song. Yes, I suppose. Men.

Well, it's great.

There's no there's no black and white when it comes to well, very little

black and white in the world, actually.

So there's always areas of grey so that you could have somebody who's.

And the same thing is with sexuality, isn't it?

There are, you know, there are some people extremely heterosexual

some people are extremely homosexual, and then there's in-between.

Yeah.

There's not one thing or the other.

Yes. There's whether you necessarily

follow that urge is another thing. But,

you know, I think

most people, a lot of people these days

can at least find somebody of the same sex attractive, even if they are married and they've got children

that that necessarily, you know, they want to very few

people are 100 on one side and 100% on the other.

There is always this grey area in life.

Well, do you think you said when you were young, you said you were attracted to your French teacher.

So that can happen, you kind of woman.

It was a woman, by the way.

Yes. Okay.

From the balance.

Can I again, I was just clarify, Steve.

Steve, just just take a breath.

That's it.

And hold it for as long as I can.

So it is possible to have a crush on a person who is the opposite gender,

even if you're not necessarily attracted.

I find women and this is really weird.

I find some women attractive, but

not attractive where I would want to go. Mhm.

But you go well you know, attractive.

I know that that person is attractive.

I can see that that woman is attractive, She has curves,

she has a certain sex appeal.

You tell me to hold my breath. Mr..

Oh I see. 50 Karen doing it. Do it again.

Keep doing it.

Yes. Now, were you all right?

This is doing it? Yes.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, yes.

I mean, I was attracted to girls when I was young, and you know my story very. You.

You know my story of.

The railway line in Stafford, where I had a very

intimate moment

with a girl.

When I say intimate, we had a little kiss and a little.

Well, that doesn't count so. Well, it could.

It could count.

I mean, for some people, that's all they ever get in their lives.

But yes, so.

But, but I don't know.

I don't know why, you see, because when you're young, when you're a teenager

and I was at the time, you're not really sure what's going on.

You try anything.

Well, no, no, you don't try anything.

Please don't wait.

Steve Oh, you don't try anything.

Don't try anything. But.

But you were in a state of confusion.

That was confusion.

You're not sure.

So I wasn't sure.

So I said, Well, you know, sometimes I always say to a girl, I say, hello,

you know, I think I'm you're quite nice, attractive.

But I always knew that there was a chance at mine.

Hello.

You're quite attractive.

But it's, you know, Andrew, it works for him.

I think he does a bit more than that.

Get your coat.

Another one is get your coat.

You've pulled.

Yeah Yeah.

No, Pat, Jerry's insistent on asking that question.

I'm not going to answer the question.

I think that's a little too

a little too much information to reveal.

Have you ever slept with a woman?

It's certainly, you know, you can't you can't misinterpret that question.

I'm not going to answer it, Pedro, because I think that's probably just,

you know, too personal. Yes.

Because. Well, I don't want to get sued anyway.

Sued? Yes. By who?

By You know.

Well, aren't you giving the answer that I get that.

Yeah.

But yeah, I mean, you know, I can ask you a similar question, Pedro.

Yeah, but would you want to answer it on the live stream?

But he probably will, just to get you to answer

then don't paint yourself into that corner, Mr.

Steve, because you'll never get out of it.

You will never get out of it. Let's just say it is.

Let's just say that life is is not just black and white.

Now, you keep saying that, but.

But it is sometimes it's black and white.

Sometimes it is.

But, you know, when it comes to feelings, there isn't

you know, there can be grey areas, you know. Yes.

So so life is very strange.

It's like it's like supporting your favourite football team.

Not everyone is Manchester United.

Some people are Liverpool,

some people are Manchester City.

I know.

So some people are Manchester United and some people are Manchester City.

And maybe there are people who like to go to both of those matches.

No, you see, when it comes to football, no, that's an analogy.

It's only black and white. Okay.

You don't support you know, not many people support two teams.

It's all there.

I'm not saying it is, but I'm just saying it's a it's an analogy. Yes.

Yeah, it's a it's an example. Very.

That's the problem of the world.

Often it's interpreted as black and white when there are grey areas and you know that

that you can't apply rules, rules and regulations and and particular when it comes to religion,

it's often seen as a black and white issue and it's not it's grey areas.

And that's often the problem as you get with

societies is when when when

politicians or leaders try trying to impose here we go, black and white

rules, and then, you know, anyway, that's not getting to that is happening here.

We won't have any.

And whatever you do, don't mention Greta Thunberg.

How dare you

don't.

She's been having a bit of a spouse, for goodness sake.

Well, you mentioned her and the other person.

I said don't mention her.

All right, then.

But you may want.

Oh, right.

I say yes.

To mention someone sometimes is to say don't mention them.

So you have to sometimes mention someone who.

Well, I'm not going to say now because I've mentioned her once and that's it.

But didn't this person that we're not supposed to meet and have a bit of a no, don't don't worry about Steve.

We're not going into we all going, that's one hell of a rabbit hole.

Anyway.

Today we're going to eat something, hadn't we?

Well, we we are good, but I'm just doesn't make any sense.

So we have a place it makes feel that look this no wrinkles.

Fine figure of a man.

Hello. Let me go back to the normal camera. Mr. Duncan.

All my flaws are showing.

Not that I've got many.

It's a relief. Actually.

You pointed out something today Mr.

Duncan did on our television.

Because on our television, we there are probably a lot of

you have got the similar features where you can see

a channel in normal vessels fashion.

Mm hmm.

And then you've got another channel in high resolution.

The same channel. Yes.

But it's it's called standard definition and high definition, high definition.

So it means that the quality of the picture is is much clearer.

Yes, there are many more pixels being shown.

So that's it but

that's what I was saying when you go on to the like

BBC, BBC, they've got their normal resolution channel,

just standard standard definition and then they've got

a high resolution version of the same thing, high definition, high definition,

low HD,

and you should get a job in a TV shop.

And so you want to see what a big screen or a decent one.

Do you want normal or do you want do you want the clear one?

And they

yeah, but you can see all the flaws in the presenter's

faces on the high res channel. Yes.

And it must be very disconcerting for

actors, actresses, presenters

now faced with having to everybody

seeing all their flaws on a high resolution big screen.

I wonder if they have to wear more makeup.

We don't wear any makeup, do we?

Don't know. Make of it to you believe it, would you?

But we don't.

Yes, we have been watching Giovanni. We have been watching as well.

Well, I haven't watched all the fog.

Why do you never finish your sentences?

You always interrupt yourself.

I've never known anyone who can do that. I've got to zip it.

I've got to zip it so that you can carry on with actually doing some useful work of teaching. Yes.

Well, we have we've taught and we've many things today.

We have actually, I think so.

Down the rabbit hole.

Brazilian butt lift. Yes.

I didn't know about Brazilian butt lifts,

but but to be honest, now I'm interested.

I Might get one on my face.

Oh, happy New Year, everyone.

Talking of which, did you know, Steve, there are many ways

of saying Happy New Year in different languages.

Okay. Right.

Would you like to have a go at saying Happy New Year in different languages?

What you're saying is that in other languages they say Happy New Year, but different.

It doesn't sound like Happy New Year.

No, it's in their own language, right, In another person's dialect.

Right.

So we are going to look at certain countries right now and we are going to try and pronounce

we're going to try and pronounce the word.

So this should be interesting.

Mr. Denmark might be a little bit like this

if you get one of those today.

So if we do it wrong, if we make a mess of it,

we get one of these.

That's it.

So that's pie in the face from 1927,

I think. I think it's going a bit stale now.

So what you're saying is that

it's produced in here.

He said is this why are you obsessed with Pedro?

Well, I just because he said that I don't go.

He said, I'm still here listening. Okay.

So there are many other people watching.

I know, but I'm just trying to I'm just testing.

I'm testing. Okay. You certainly are testing.

If Pedro is still anyway, we might might do a Brazilian

and Steve, for the love

of everything that is beautiful on this planet.

Please, should you Keiko for a second and a sound to.

Watch the great concert in Vienna. Yeah. Okay.

Here we go. Steve. Arabic.

Think so?

This is Happy New Year in Arabic.

So I will try to do this first, and then you can try and do it

and we'll see who does it better to send it to Ajayi

Saeed is.

I think that was very good.

I think that was actually very good Arabic.

So that is Arabic for Happy New Year and I cannot tell JD Saeed

but that

definitely gets one of those is that anybody

who speaks Arabic, Did we get anywhere close to that?

I think mine. Mine is the best.

Hello to Mohammed Al Mahdavi, who says God is great.

Well, I'm greatest. He is the greatest.

He is.

Well, I always thought Muhammad Ali was the greatest.

Did you ever see Muhammad Ali in the ring?

He was fast.

He like a butterfly and he stunned like a bee.

Foetuses going.

So you have to ask me many and see you soon.

So that's Arabic. Steve, stay with me.

Okay. Who got 32 of these?

Bulgarian. Right.

So Gharyan, 30 to the Bulgarian.

Yes. Well, there are many languages around the world.

You may have noticed

Bulgarian. So just this is.

Tell me what we're doing.

Yes, I'm coming.

You. So right now people can remember

so they don't all have terrible memories.

Bulgarian.

So this is the Bulgarian full.

Happy New Year.

Funny pause then.

Happy New Year.

Just Dieter Nova, Katina

Just Dieter Nova dinner.

So you just did another Gardena?

I don't know. That's it. Yeah.

Well, thank you, Mr.

Duncan.

Thank you for that.

So is anyone from Bulgaria watching?

So that's two. So you've got to tell us, do we.

Do we get close is we can't actually

we can't get the correct pronunciation because we can't see what we can't get it.

But we're trying to do our own.

We're trying to show people that we are we are both bi lingual bilingual.

Yes. We're by you by I'm by definitely lingual.

And that's what I'm going to say on the subject.

Okay, Steve, another one

by the Russian Federation.

Now, this one is hard. It's a hard one now.

I think it's so it's no vim for goddam.

It's no vim.

God damn. I think the h is pronounced as a G too.

Yes, I do.

So it's a sign of him Goddam.

Which is Belarusian for happy New year.

So you, Mr. Steve.

No, I'm not going to even attempt though, because unless you know what the,

what the vowels are supposed to sound like and what the consonants

are supposed to sound like, it's very difficult

to copy an insult if we get it wrong.

Yes, it could be. But.

But then again, there's a good chance it won't be.

And we will get respect for the rest of today.

So there it is. Mr.

Steve wants to avoid having a custard pie in his face, mostly

as so it's pronounced like a snake.

Him goddam is Belarus.

See it for Mac.

Doreen is waiting for the Czech version. Okay. That.

Yes. Please tell us. Yes. Anyway, that's okay.

Moving on.

Chinese. Oh, I see.

I know this one. I got easy for you.

I don't even need to look.

Shenyang, Kuala So Sina m

Kuala is happy New Year in Chinese

Sina m I learn so I know that one.

Is that why?

I don't know why you'd know that.

What's the reason?

How would you know that, Mr. Dennis?

I lived in China for many years. Did you?

I did that. Why? You went for four?

I had no idea.

I was on my own for four years.

Yes, And?

Well, I wouldn't say on my own, but I was.

I look you right here and look what happened

I. That is like.

A zero, says Valentyn.

Yes. So, yeah, we could be covering your your particular language.

So be prepared to have a laugh at our attempt.

Okay. Here's one.

So that that's an easy one.

Is there anyone from China?

So you do this now?

Steve Z Nightcrawler,

is there anyone from China watching on

stage using their VPNs?

That was terrible.

Well, the thing is, you've had time to practice, haven't you?

I mean, I didn't know this was coming.

I haven't practised even.

But you think.

You think this morning I've practised the pronunciation

of 32 ways to say Happy New Year.

You think?

I think you've got a bit of a head start.

I have not had a head start on What is it again?

She knew.

And while she knew and cry.

Yeah, she knew why she called her life again.

That was better. I expected. And it was

just a lot of custard pies.

Here we go then.

So we mentioned. Oh we mentioned check didn't we.

We did, yes.

Look, here it is.

Okay, so you are, you are you now Magdalena.

Magdalena P, are you ready for this

Because we're about to insult you.

Well, I think we might break down all international relations with England would be offended.

Please don't take it personally.

There might be a world war started just by our terrible pronunciation.

So this is a check.

Check. Not. Not like check, please.

But you know the language

stars, the Navy rock stars.

Indie rock stars need not be rock.

Is that good?

Magdalena can us stars near Navy rock?

Yes, says Magdalena.

Unless that was yes.

She's ready to be insulted. Unless that was Yes.

Unless that was yes.

That was awful.

Okay.

You know, Steve, stars need not view rock.

Don't act like

he was close to Magdalena.

Was it Duncan or was it me?

And we would like to know.

That's.

I'm impressed, Magdalena says I'm impressed.

And I think you are impressed by me. She says. I'm impressed.

And then she's got that that crying, laughing emoji.

So that would indicate that she's also laughing.

I our attempts to pronounce Happy New Year in Czech.

So maybe, maybe not

not Susan's waiting for Japanese.

Wait,

wait until you see Japanese.

There is no way on earth we are going to be able

to pronounce the Japanese for Happy New Year. Here we go.

The next one.

Steve, I hope you're enjoying this.

I hope you're enjoying this.

Everyone, we are pronouncing Happy New in different languages.

And now we have Danish, Danish, everyone, the country

that is famous for Danes.

That's what we're doing now.

We all our all our viewers from across the world and we want to say

Happy New Year to them in their own language instead of just speaking boring English all the time.

Okay, So Danish now, I think this is

I think the first one is good.

So I think that is actually good year.

Maybe all good New Year.

Anyway, it's got to Dutch Nightjar got in Utah. Yes.

I don't think you pronounce the D

got any wrong.

No I think it's like t got That's what I mean.

You don't pronounce it.

That is it.

So it's got me to good ni dah.

That's what I'll do.

You've got to have a bit of an accent.

That sounds Indian.

Got guitar.

Anyone from Thailand Day.

Is there any, anyone from Thailand,

anyone Danish watching who is prepared?

Give us a definitive, uh, critique of that pronunciation.

Okay.

It looks like God, but I think it's got good.

It's good.

So it's the translation is good.

Is there anyway, Giovanni says, Is there any way of saying it in the dialect of your area?

Not accent, but the dialect, Yes.

Because maybe in Welsh or

Scottish or something like that. Yes.

Yeah. Well, we remind you that afterwards.

That's a good suggestion, Giovanni.

We will see what happens.

Anyway, here's the next one.

Jim Miller said that in Arabic we sounded like Lawrence of Arabia.

I take that as a compliment.

You are saying I sound like Peter O'Toole.

Hello. Hello.

I am Lawrence of and I'm very pleased to meet you next.

Steve, we are going right?

Are we going back?

It's like like we're presenting two separate live streams.

We are going Dutch became Dutch.

All right.

So I don't know if Tomic is here. He's not. No.

And this is kind of you watching that.

Tomic is Polish.

Yes, I know.

I No, but he's living he's the only person we know that watches from the Netherlands.

A Dutch.

Dutch, of course, Dutch is spoken in Holland, Netherlands.

And here it is I, I have to say now, I haven't been practising this.

Steve accused me of cheating, but I haven't.

I haven't. So go look.

Neo. Neo.

Yeah, I think it's good.

Look, Neil wa Neil. Yeah.

So I think it's it's good.

Good New Year.

So I think it's good.

Go look Galaxy New.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'm probably not far off.

Oh. So what Giovanna wants to know

is what accent is in much Wenlock, so it's just very similar.

So they've got a sort of a country accent in an industry.

Yeah. It's a sort of Yeah. Country accent. Local people.

It's a sort of you know you are sort of accent isn't it.

That's fine.

That's. CORNISH Yeah, we're nowhere near Cornwall.

It's a it's a fairly neutral tone, actually.

It's fairly neutral, but slightly countrified.

Countrified, Yeah, I guess.

I mean, well, it's ah, I'm a farmer, a.

CORNISH But it's a bit like that it isn't ready to devolve in over.

They tend to leave the H's off.

They don't talk.

They do.

They do others.

There's a there's a there's a guy on the market.

There's made you live. Is that home?

Is there an honourable.

We are we are not a bit like that.

It is not so you think that so they would say they would probably leave the H off and say happy New Year.

Happy New Year.

They wouldn't pronounce the H. No. Is a cockney.

I know they would I think around here Giovanni,

they would leave off the H and just go, Happy New Year.

It's you sound like Dick Van Dyke.

They would also say that in Cool Fly Me

Cool Blowing Me Mary Poppins Happy New Year.

It's terrible they would do it like that.

I mean, loads of people said Happy New Year anyway you were avoiding.

They would probably leave the h.r.

Okay, steve, do that.

It's the galaxy of job

that.

Oh, he's the next one.

That now, of course, the next one.

Oh, I am going to cheat slightly.

Of course we are going to because Italian, by the way.

Oh, we are going to France.

Oh we're off to France, the country

of love and quite a few riots, I must say, as well.

So the French

Bonny Bon bon, I think it's actually now in French.

Sometimes the two words will actually

join together.

So I think that's bon.

I need bon. I need

I might be wrong, but quite often

in French I remember from when I used to learn French at school, quite often

the words will will almost collide with each other.

So I think this is a good

sign.

Me or a nay, so on and so on.

And ne of course I know, I know that bon is good,

have a good and a year

So they're not actually saying have a good new year.

They're just saying have a good year.

Good year, happy year.

So is it bon I ne open and nay.

Maybe Lewis can tell us even though we know Lewis.

Lewis is not actually. But he lives in France.

Well, I think because there's two E's you see there is there are two letter E's.

One is I've got the little hyphen and the other one is plain.

So I think one almost cancel out the other

Portuguese.

Have you got Portuguese, by the way?

I don't know.

I can't remember.

Okay, so we might guess Lewis is saying that he's given it.

Tell us what it is.

But hopefully that might be on Duncan's list. Yes.

I mean, if got we've only got another 27 to do no vote.

I know. What's that one?

And that's Italian I think Steve, we may come to these lines.

Yes. It's we've got to move on.

So we've we've been to France about.

Oh, you didn't say it, Steve.

Uh, what do you think it is?

Well, Lewis is saying that it's

and I come gi

that sounds, that sounds, sounds Japanese.

He's saying it's slightly different and they come.

Yes, well, there's probably more than well, well, just just like in English.

There are many other ways of saying Happy New Year.

Good New Year, Pleasant New Year.

Have a have a soupy new Year.

So it's the same also in other languages as well.

Yeah.

Happy New Year.

And yeah, uh, anyway, another one, Steve.

We are now going across to

Germany.

You see, I feel like I'm presenting the Eurovision Song Contest.

Hello, Germany.

Can you please give us your results?

German Now, this one looks difficult to me.

That does.

It is Bonn and Ney, by the way. Hmm.

I don't know.

I just can't remember.

I said now ne thank you.

Say, nay, nay.

Got no right.

Here we go. German, We have German.

Shall I do it with a German accent

or shall I not do it and avoid offending everyone?

You mean do it in a way that English people would impersonate

a German accent, which is probably slightly offensive to German people?

Okay, so I'm going to go fro new jar for new jar.

For new jar.

So I think sounds funny since it does sound Japanese

for a new jar for new song.

I don't think it's like this. So that's mine.

Come on, Steve.

I don't know.

I haven't the foggiest idea, but no, I don't.

That's not a there aren't German words that I've ever pronounced before.

It could be further proving its role for nuclear warheads.

You know, is is more new as is more French.

I mean, yeah, as in probably from New York.

I don't know.

Anyway, that was not very good, says Maxim.

That was not very good.

I think going to have to learn.

Okay.

I think we both get one of these before on meet up in Paris.

Or do you have to be fresh?

I get one or I Steve, I get one of these

and Mr.

Steve gets two of these.

I got to make it fair.

Here's the next one.

Steve it, please.

Steve, You've got it. Now put on your grass skirt.

Oh, yes, we have to.

Well, that's a clue. Grass skirt.

Put your grass skirt.

Indonesia, put your grass skirt on, get your ukulele

and sing over the rainbow

somewhere over there.

I think. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

I've no idea what you're referencing here, Mr. Duncan.

Didn't he think Switzerland.

Okay.

What if I went to ding, ding, ding,

ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Not a clue, Mr. Duncan.

I'm. I'm thinking Switzerland, but obviously it's not.

Mike Delaney said that was terrible.

Uh, thank you. We.

We are keeping the usual standard that we've raised Boston in the past.

The next one, we're going to Hawaii.

Hawaii? Right.

I can't believe you didn't know that.

The grass skirts

the ukulele,

and there was that guy there was that famous Hawaiian guy

who sang a beautiful version of Over the Rainbow.

And that's it.

You see, I suppose I could have mentioned the hula girls.

Yes, the hula girls.

Can I have a go?

Right. Okay, Steve.

So I will let you go first.

How Macaque, how, how?

Olly Mashariki.

Oh, I'm really worried that that might be very good.

Actually.

I think that might actually be very good.

Well, I've sung a song in Hawaiian

in the choir,

so I think Macca Hickey is right, but I'm not sure about the rest.

Lots of people did guess that it was.

Holy mackerel, Kihara

Holy mackerel.

Kiki, How? I think we're both very good at that.

So I don't think either of us should have a custard pie.

I think Hawaiian is probably easier than German

and certainly easier than Chinese right next door.

Mr. Duncan Yes.

Are they in the New Year? Yes, we are.

We are very we are up to our neck in the New Year.

I'm already drowning in 2023

and we are only 15 hours into the new year.

And I've already I'm already tired of it, but I'm getting hungry.

Okay.

Steve is a little.

Yes, that's right.

The person who sang Over the Rainbow, he was a very large guy.

You are right.

It's fun, says Moz.

And right here we go.

There's nobody from Hawaii, Hawaii, Hawaii watching.

So I don't think we've offended anybody.

No, I don't think so either.

So now.

Oh, Hindi. Hindi.

So this is this is where it gets interesting

because I'm really not sure how to pronounce this.

So if you want to see an Englishman and well,

another English man, Hindi.

No, I don't know. Making a mess. I'm going to go now for

Mangala Mango Mae Ho.

I'm not going to even attempt this for Mango Mae Ho,

because otherwise I might do a bad imitation of somebody from India.

Oh, okay.

Probably best not to do that.

I must Mackler Mae Ho

now. Vice.

Mackler, May ho.

How about that?

I sounded better than yours, Mr. Duncan.

Now, Vice McNamee hope this is a special,

special spicy custard pie.

I'm getting tired of being hit in the face by a custard pie.

Mr. Duncan.

Well, I thought you were used to it.

Anybody that speaks Hindi. You watching?

And did we get anywhere close

to getting that pronunciation correct?

I'm going to guess.

No, I'm guessing.

But we do have. People from India watching us. Yes.

So that's one of the reasons why.

Yeah. Let's wait for a bit then, shall we? Oh, goodness me.

We had Hungarian already.

No, no, it's in alphabetical order, so I've got a long way to go. Yes.

Wait till we get to Zimbabwe.

Hungarian.

Well, I'm learning operetta at the moment.

It's by some Hungarian gypsies. Well, you were watching.

You were watching all of the culture this morning called the Gypsy Baron. Yes.

By that famous Viennese composer

and I love it.

Which is what it's all about.

I love it when Steve can't remember things.

It's speak Sorry about the molesting.

You have a very festive in this, by the way. Yes. Bipartisan.

Because it's still we're still sort of feeding Christmas memory.

Uh, Christmas there.

Why is my brain not working today, Mr. Duncan?

It's not Strauss.

Johann Strauss That said, he wrote a number of operettas.

You were literally watching it this morning.

I think this lady masters another one.

And now we're going to be going to be

learning and performing in March.

Gypsy Baron and I, of course, pay playing the

the young love interest, the romantic lead.

But how is that possible?

So are they only doing it in the dark?

So we've got lots of sort of Hungarian sounding music, I think.

Know, I think they're doing it with the lights off.

So anyway, Hungarian.

Hungarian. Yeah.

So I've got to, I've got to learn a bit of Hungarian, which I haven't done yet.

So now is the time to build.

I'll go event

that's not going to be right.

But just basically pronouncing it phonetically as we see them.

Yes, this is the problem because we've no idea and Hungarian is some

the vowels and consonants are definitely not pronounced

as you would see them in English.

Yeah, I think I think Bulldog Bulldog is right

I think it is Bulldog. Ooh.

So that might just be. Ooh.

Well we don't know. Do we know. Well, I'm just going by.

Well, these little things, you see, I'll giving you a clue.

Yeah, but they mean different things in different languages.

That is right

for dog. Ooh.

If it

announced, I think he might be event.

It's starting to get embarrassing, mister.

Let me see.

Since we've only got another 23 to do.

Anybody from Hungary watching 23.

It's good fun.

Don't worry Steve.

So I thought, I thought yours was better, actually.

Steve So I don't think mine was very good.

You've got to think of yourself as a Cossack or something, so I must get what,

a Cossack Yes, somebody you know,

there's dancing where you elbow down and you're flicking your feet out.

You got that.

You I try doing that once.

That's a good way of getting a big, big set of buttocks.

Yes. Anyway, I think my pronunciation was was not very good.

So I get one of those.

There we go then. Oh, here we go.

A lot of people were waiting for the next one. Steve I bet

Italian.

Well. Well, I think this is easy.

Come on then. I will.

I want me to go one.

I know one.

And I'll think of myself as Italian one.

I know,

I don't know.

But somebody did put Italian early and it didn't look like that one.

I know

somebody, but yes, Italian.

According to his no vote, I know

of one.

I know.

I'm just wondering, can you please put your hand up

if we've offended you today?

I hope not. One.

I know. So again, I know.

Relates to year and bone.

What bone is happy.

So I think it's just happy year.

Happy year.

According to this, it's slightly different.

But anyway, there might be.

Yes, I'm just town.

No, I don't know what Welsh is in.

Happy New Year.

Well, she's a very difficult language.

It's probably got a lot of

in. Yes a lot of it

is simply accent is not on the last syllable, says Victoria.

Oh I see.

I know, I know, I know.

Yes that's it.

The accent.

Yeah.

One and

one and one.

I know.

Is that correct. One know.

Okay good.

So I don't it's not better I think, I think that's, that is a big improvement.

Yeah. You've got to get the accent in the right place in Italian.

It's very important. It's, it's I think so.

Cheeky Sprite.

Hello Cheeky Sprite. We've never seen you here before.

Apparently, but within the new ID duh.

So I think it's.

Oh so that's Welsh.

Apparently

we didn't knew it. Duh.

So I know, I know Da is, is is good or happy.

I think it is in Welsh.

Yes. That's it. Now that.

Yes that would be wouldn't you. Wouldn't you.

It was gone. It's gone Right. Is it gone.

I mean so still.

No, it's vanished. Gone.

Oh look. Different bristles. Yeah.

It's very good.

Wouldn't you would da.

Yes. Wouldn't knew it.

Da wouldn't do it Da Belinda.

We wouldn't do it. Da. Happy New Year.

You got to do it wouldn't you. It da. Right.

But you don't have to say it 50,000 times.

I'm just trying to get it right.

You try.

So Italian now we have Oh, this got it right, says Vittoria.

I'm looking forward to this one. Steve.

Yes, I think. I think that was quite good input.

The accent is so ignorant.

It's appalling.

We're showing our ignorance here. No, we're not.

We can't know every language on the planet.

You know that.

You know that I'm not super human

and well, what can I say?

Lleyton Hewitt Duh.

I think is how, you know, anybody from Wales watching this unlike

so I'm not wondering where Cheeky Sprite actually is.

Are you in Wales.

Oh you're Welsh, maybe you are trying to improve your English if that is true.

Did we get anywhere close because we don't want to offend the Welsh.

I'm no, definitely not far from what you just over there.

We can see you might come and get us.

Yeah, we can see Wales for a while.

Window.

Oh yeah. I think. Look at this. The DHS Sir. Sir.

Wouldn't you it sir.

FA Oh it must be fa.

Oh wouldn't you. It far. Is that correct.

With this.

With blue. With a blue.

We do with. Yeah.

I can't wait to see the captions for this.

We've insulted the Welsh. That's it.

I think we've insulted every and every nation.

The thinking is that if we insult countries, it won't matter

because they're not likely to come and fly over and beat us up.

But Cheeky Sprite might help over the border.

Yeah, you can get.

You can probably see our house from where you are now.

If you're anywhere near the mountainous regions,

then you'll probably be able to see our house from here.

But otherwise, if you are in, did you have did you have a a

a big hail storm earlier?

Because I think it was from Wales. Did you have rain?

Did you have rain earlier?

You had a massive thunderstorm.

Yeah, we did.

With hailstones as big as that. As big as Mr.

Steve was.

There must have been six or seven millimetres across said which is big for Mr.

Steve G he sprite.

You have a cheeky coke don't you. I do.

I know. That's very good actually.

Well that's that's actually a good joke.

So it is a drink.

Anyway, we're going back to the Far East with the next one.

We've got friends in Wales anyway.

In, in I've got, I've got a friend in Wales

and it's a beautiful sheep and she, she's, she's very pretty

and she's promised herself to me

anyway maturity is going, maturity is hard enough.

Yes. The Welsh language Alessandra is totally different.

Totally from the British English.

It's a very nice little tea, lovely sounding language.

It's very sort of loyalty and sort of

almost musical

language.

It's it's a beautiful language, actually.

And anyway.

Steve Yes, this is the one I've been waiting for.

Maybe go into English

by going to Japan.

Japan.

Look at that just

now. That doesn't even look like anything.

It looks like lots of random letters.

I'm not going to even attempt that one.

Okay.

I came as of the.

Sorry, can I say that?

What?

What does it sound like?

A happy New Year with that word in there? Mr.

Duncan, I came as she she to

I came actually to I'm a dear to

because I met Sue so I think that's actually quite good

a team member she said she to

see is that part I'm having difficulty with.

I came my C to omit to

because I Matthew is Japanese for Happy New Year.

Oh it might be. Please can you call

the police

to my house?

Colonel's here. Oh, dear.

Colonel, we don't mind you being late at all because we know this has to fit in.

Yeah, you probably what we're doing.

We're insulting people from all around the world

by trying to pronounce Happy New Year in their own language.

I'm expanding.

Well, okay, You have a go at this Steve? No,

I came to admit that, too.

Was I?

Matthew probably said ten times the speed I That is pretty good.

I think I did a good job and Mr.

Steve didn't even do it.

So he gets a custard pie, and it's

it's a special custard pie.

I was, I wasn't given given you a big thumbs up.

Oh, okay.

It's Mohsin.

We know quite a few people from

O'Connell's Japanese.

Okay, So.

So could that you see that wonderful studying Japanese.

Is that am good at that.

Is that good or do I have to get on the next plane

out of Tokyo before the mob comes for me?

I'll send Godzilla after you.

So that pronunciation seems to happen.

They have some serious mobsters in Japan.

Have you seen that the A career is it?

I can or and they're they're gangsters.

And you can tell because they have tattoos on their bodies

and that because in Japanese culture it is frowned upon.

You are not supposed to have tattoos.

It is seen as very bad.

So So the gangsters Akira, I'm sure.

Is this something that sounds familiar? Yes.

And they are the gangsters in Japan. So

they particularly don't like

people who pronounce Happy New Year in Japanese incorrectly.

Tony. That's one of their major hates, right?

They will come after me now, but you have to get yourself a tattoo.

And then when they come and get you that they will rip off your shirt,

see the tattoo, and think that you're one of them.

Well,

they think it won't take them long to find out.

One of them. Yes.

And also one of them.

In terms of I should we explain that?

What do you mean by if you say you're one of them?

Can I say sorry to everyone in Japan for what just happened then?

Please.

I'm very sorry.

So now we're going to insult another part of Asia. Now

Korean.

I was mentioning Korea because of what I saw on Instagram.

I don't know how I got there, but There were lots of young

Korean guys all kissing, and I don't know why.

I don't know.

They didn't look as if they were enjoying it either.

I I've no idea other than with the

I am fascinated by other cultures,

but sometimes I don't quite understand it either.

Korean cheeky sprites.

Yes. Happy New Year to you too.

I was curious about your stream.

Well, that's great.

You're good. Well, please come back.

I bet you haven't told us yet You are from Wales or not.

I'm guessing you are.

And I think for me, I think they're starting at their car at the moment and coming over to find this is.

Yes. Insulted.

They're coming to find that. Apologies if we've insulted you

so Korean sable bug

so that word cyborg money by

you you a

you say oh you say oh yes I think that's you say oh

sable monde about the sale is

happy new year in Korean

we think we think you know we're not actually quite sure

anybody from Korea watching did did anywhere close to it.

Does he need to have a pie in his face? Yes.

Thank you, Mr. Duncan. We haven't got long.

It's been a while since I've had

a pie in my face.

Portuguese. Portuguese.

Are You. Listen.

Are you listening to this,

Louis? Oh, okay.

I was a way. Where are we going then?

Because Louis has said earlier, I don't even know

if people are still watching

Portuguese films.

I know Novo

release.

I know Novo for these least I know Novo.

So I think is actually new.

Happy, Happy New Year. New.

So I think it's the happy Yeah.

Of New Feliz I know Novo so I think that's quite good.

We've got a shout out to Indonesian hello in sprites.

Oh no is that that is Indonesian.

Hmm. You've probably got that coming up haven't you. Yes.

Fatto Mohammed, first time here.

Hello. Hello, Fatto. Nice.

Nice to see you here.

Welcome. I'm a big hello to you.

Thank you for joining us.

First person that we know in the new year, that's a new on the channel.

So you are the first new

in the New Year lyrics.

It's almost perfect.

Oh, almost the least I know Novo.

How about that then?

Yes. Well, we don't want to insult anyone.

You know, it sounds like a song, doesn't it?

Sort of say, Listen, don't know who I say.

Felice. Oh, no, no.

Fool, Arash says.

Mr. Duncan, I remember watching your courses in

Iran in 2010, 2010.

I was so much younger than I was handsome and young.

In 2010, 13 years ago,

when I was so young and innocent.

Well, thank you for coming back.

And this is what we do now, because way back in 2010,

we didn't do live streams because it wasn't invented.

But I did start doing live streams

in 2016 before anyone else.

I was one of the first one of the first English teachers

to do to do live streams on YouTube.

I always seem to be first with everything but.

But then I get left behind and forgotten.

Well, Fato, I'm going to say Fato Mohammed

if I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly.

Yeah, you you're most welcome here and

please let us know where you're from

so that we can try not to insult

you by saying Happy New Year in your own language.

We may already have covered it.

We don't know.

Connell connell is asking about the azerbaijani

happy new year, which is yeni

ilias mubarak.

Is that good?

Yeni ilin is mubarak yeni Lena's mubarak.

So it's ironic is that good?

It's probably going to sound, I would think Azerbaijani.

I would I would think it's going to say I'm not good.

Yes, very.

Okay, next we are going to insult

the Punjabi language

with our terrible pronunciation.

We've got we're getting off to a good start in 2023, just insulting everybody that watches as Mr.

Duncan.

Well, I'm doing it today because I know very few people will be tuning in.

They're all busy.

So people are watching busy.

They're busy with their new watching.

They're busy with the new year, but they can watch it later and be insulted.

Hello to Enoch Enoch Podger

who says that

for 6900 Ferdinand 20 B.C.

was seventh thousand 71,443 years ago.

That might be, that might be the least interesting thing I've ever heard

Theta is from is from Saudi Arabia

and we say sana Saeed sana cedar

sand assignments on our side.

Have we done that? Correct.

Have we pronounced that Sana'a side?

I nearly went to work in Saudi Arabia many, many years ago

when I used to work in hospital labs, laboratories.

I nearly took up a post in

Riyadh in a hospital lab when I was in my early twenties.

I didn't in the end, but I very nearly did go.

I can't remember why I didn't go. Now.

Rehab in Riyadh is a hotspot.

It's a good place to literally.

Yes, Well, yes, but I mean, it's a good place to go to. Yes.

So can we can we Punjabi another cell, actually.

Mubarak, huh?

So that's very similar to what we just had with Azerbaijan.

Yes, that's right.

So Mubarak Mubarak, I noticed that this particular word

is used in many different languages in different ways, though.

But I think it always means maybe happy

or joyous, something like that.

So never Salah, Never Salah Mubarak.

So I think that is

that's quite a good pronunciation.

I think I did very well by nose and wasn't impressed.

Oh, okay.

Uh, Mubarak.

Mubarak was that, was that, was that.

Yeah.

Anyway, right, let's move on. Yes.

Well, it's a word for happy, I think. Right.

Spy Spanish.

Oh, Spanish, Yes, Spanish.

Hello to everyone watching in Spanish land.

Phyllis.

I know.

Nouveau.

Good to see these people.

I know Nouveau theories.

I know. Navarro.

So I think

I think that is new nouveau,

and I think that is probably that this year I'm going to go again.

That is the least I know.

Nouveau

The least I know.

Nuevo Yes. Congratulations.

Going to say Mubarak is congratulations.

So I have congratulations.

Well, then, congratulations.

Good. Right. Anybody Spain watching?

Did we get close to Venezuela?

No, no, evl Nuevo. Oh, I like that.

That's a good twist. I think I like that.

I think that the twist that we need on that word, I think that's very good state.

That is very good. Please tell us it's good.

Yeah, it's good to try it because we see we're only ever speak.

That's Arena says Mr. to you.

Your Spanish is horrible.

Oh, it's horrible in Spanish.

Horrible.

But did I get close Saturday? You know, Did I.

Was I close then, Mr. Duncan.

Oh I say it's one of those is it today.

Oh I see.

So, so you and you are you picking the favourite analysts and you know,

I vote yes and I think I think yours is better.

Uh Aneel, I think and you know, and you and your.

And Neal, please, anyanwu I vote yes.

I think that's look perfect.

Steve, I know is not good because you don't know that.

You don't know the letter.

And so that must be and

know it's an A and you and you'll have a go.

So maybe the little.

Can you see that little thing on top.

Yes. It's telling you I Neal and I think.

And Neal and you.

Okay good.

Clarissa, thank you very much for that.

We've got rash

as well, who I think is new.

Are you new freshmen?

Welcome.

If you are

much better.

Oh, I think we've got the Spanish.

We definitely done well with Spanish.

We've definitely done well with Portuguese.

I did well with Chinese of probably

nobody is told us, but I'm assuming it was right. Yes.

And that one can watchers in China now because it's all blocked all the others we've been rubbish at.

Yeah. Even French.

We weren't particularly good.

Um, and Bilal Hassan.

Hi to you too.

Everyone's coming out of the closet and telling us

that they're new on the channel, which is wonderful. Yes.

Oh, Ms.

is here as well, Martin Rather. Marty

So we've got to say Happy New Year now

in English in no, in black country

of a Boston New Year.

That's it. That's how you would say.

Yeah, that's exactly how you would say it.

Boston

a is that correct, of Boston New Year?

If you've been watching, then just to recap what we're doing,

we're trying to pronounce Happy New Year and languages.

Okay. My roots.

My roots says you are polyglot.

No, I think you mean polyglot.

I think nearer.

So Spanish.

So we've done Spanish.

And now that is.

Yes, we can yo, Nuevo.

And now we're going.

We're going to go over to then we have to go to Sweden.

Now I need to pronounce this Swedish.

Well, people were asking me.

This here. We got to Sweden.

Okay. Right. We've got to get into the psyche.

Sweden.

We've got we've got to think of that pop group, haven't we?

A-ha. Yes.

To. Hey, call me and Apple.

I want Abba from Sweden.

Oh, this is where Mr.

Steve starts to reveal my ignorance. Is that right?

They have a Swedish just pop. They have it. Yes, it's IKEA.

IKEA is from Sweden.

So we've got to think.

Get into the psyche of a Swedish person, IKEA.

I bought Mr.

Steve from IKEA and I still haven't put him together right there.

There are one or two pieces that are there's a few screws loose

and certainly are a few.

Say in English.

That person's got a few screws loose.

It means that they might be a bit nutty.

Yes, slightly insane. Highly insane.

Which of course, is.

Well, it's just a bit odd.

And he's got a few screws loose.

You haven't used the closed camera for a while, you know.

Come on, then.

Place camera.

That means I've got to get close to Mr. Duncan.

Are you enjoying the the floors close camera?

And it will also reveal the fact that we shaved this morning.

I can use the right camera. Can you see my.

See the stubble?

You see my stubble?

Look at this.

No makeup. Couldn't believe it. You just wouldn't believe it would. You

close camera, The language is.

Yes, You see that? You see?

Pedro's gone.

We're not doing Flags of the World.

We're doing the languages of the world. Yes. Today.

Well, if you if you were not watching it, 3:00,

we actually had bombs of the world.

Lots of photographs of different bombs from around the world.

And and they were they were all lovely.

All of them were lovely. Lovely.

Sweden got oh dear.

This with this one just like this does.

So is it got neat.

I don't know that one are or are.

Okay. Got need our got need.

Are you sound Irish. That

so. Anyone from Sweden.

Sweden is sort of like this.

The Swedish talk like that to near are

there is that a neat.

Is anybody from Abba watching.

Did we get close to that Abba. Yes.

Or what's his name from. Aha

You mean Morten.

Yes. Morten Hark at Morton. Hark.

That's it.

He's still very good looking, by the way.

He's and feasibly good looking, isn't it?

It's not fair for a man.

See, now he is a man who's had no plastic surgery.

And yet we are talking about the lead singer from the Swedish group.

A-ha.

And he still looks amazing.

You wouldn't use the word handsome for him, would you?

You'd actually say beautiful. Yes.

He's a he was he was very attractive when he was in the the pop group.

Think sometimes men in the nineties.

Handsome man in the 1980s.

If you describe man as handsome, they're sort of more rugged looking, aren't they?

The sort of very manly, I think attractive.

The Saxon.

Hello, the Saxon.

We are getting some names today, Mr.

Steve.

I think it must be the close camera. It must be.

I think it's.

Yeah, yeah.

Close camera.

Can you see close camera

marks out of ten yet.

The Saxon everyday people say Happy New Year but it's always the same miserable bullshit as before.

Yeah well often it is I completely.

You know, I think you're right.

It's a bit like politics, though, isn't it? When.

When politicians say things and they promise everything.

All the future will be great. Everyone.

The future will be great. But, you know it won't be.

You know, they're just full of that thing.

So all you can do is watch and be cheered up and then forget all your woes.

If you've got woes, English teaching channel woes, it means you've got things

that are upsetting you, dragging you down, making you feel bad,

your woes, your worries.

And you can come here and forget all that.

Don't be down.

You might be insulted.

Lose that frown.

Come on, Come on in.

Sit down and join us every Sunday at PM UK.

Time is when we're here with you.

Saxon is from Earth. That's good to know, Saxon.

It would have been more interesting if were from Mars or somewhere like that.

Or even another

planet.

Maybe even Uranus.

I was going to get into that.

Mr. Juncker

Speak for yourself.

But anyway, yes, if you want to learn English, this is the place to be.

So we have just completely destroyed the Swedish language

we have and now Turkish.

And my goodness, Mr. Juncker, Turkish.

We are having some Turkish delight.

We need to learn Turkish because we need to learn.

Not happy New Year.

But can I have some hair implants? Yes.

How much for the hair replacement

at the front of my big shiny scalp?

Yeah.

Because we know we can get cheap hair transplants in Turkey. Yes.

And so rather than having you here, we want to know it's.

Please put in the plugs.

I want a full head of hair.

Holly's for 2023.

How much for a full head of hair?

Yes. How much?

And do you have to take it from other parts of my body?

So I end up with an afro, and they will say

there is not enough hair anywhere on your body to replace what is already lost.

No, and I don't have much hair on my body.

I'm not a very hairy man,

as it were.

Right. So let it be turkey.

So this is Turkish. It does not do this.

This does not mean how much is your hair transplant treatment today?

It is.

Happy New Year, Yeni.

Helene

could lose old son

any Yedlin could lose a son.

Olsen when there are some twins called the Olsen twins.

Do you remember the Olsen twins?

He remembers them any Yedlin could.

Luke Olsen is Happy New Year in Turkish.

You do have people from Turkey watching.

So do we get anywhere close? Apologies.

Have we got many of these left, Mr. Duncan?

Because I'm.

My legs are hurting from standing for 2 hours.

Mr. Steve. Deep vein thrombosis.

I haven't.

I'm just.

Oh, my hips are aching.

Okay. Anyway, we've got to

two more.

So apologies once again to all the countries

we've offended today.

Ukrainian. Mark, be careful.

Be careful, Steve.

The right.

I don't want to be cancelled. Did we have Russian?

I don't see Mr. Duncan.

We've lost our background.

It's now.

It's now dark. It's gone dark outside.

I was going to go for a walk in the light.

I haven't seen that Mitt outside today.

Mr. Duncan perhaps to take the trash out.

You take the trash out, did you?

I'm going to try and change the background.

I wonder if I can change the background.

Let's have a look.

See, I'm going to try and change the background.

Colonel says Good Turkish.

Oh, I see My Turkish good.

Or Colonel, can you tell us how much is it to have hair transplant?

How much for hair transplant, Colonel, tell us that We need to know that for

when we go over CMA status is something different

than what's happening there.

That's not right.

There's too many of us, Mr. Duncan. To too many of us.

It's quite good, actually, that it's quite effective.

Slash Chievo Novo Rocco

okay,

Ukrainian in now we don't want to insult

anybody from Ukraine slash

having a hard enough time that he's slightly vocal.

No vocal

I think I think that's a that's a hard one.

That might be one of the hardest ones we've had to do.

Well, Russian is a difficult language for British people to learn, probably for anyone to learn.

But in fact, to be honest, English for many British people is a hard language.

We do struggle and as somebody pointed out, we struggle with the Latin pronunciations.

And you know what the problem is, Steve?

Some people, some British people, and I think the English,

especially the English, can be quite lazy with language languages.

Not sure I like this. Yeah,

no, it's arty.

It's going to capture the imagination of people on the internet.

Is there a slight delay?

If I move this, my other move slightly quicker.

No, it's a slow there's a slight delay.

I think I get quite, I quite like this, I quite like it paler on the larger version.

Right. Come on Mr. Duncan Faster.

This one. More less.

To be honest, that's what you really look.

What's the last one? That's what you really look like.

ABC of Shirts Isaac Alemanno b q r s t u v

Is it Venezuelan w u k?

I'm just trying to guess what the last one students to do.

This is one more now.

One more Vietnamese. Vietnamese?

Oh, they start.

Yeah, I'd say the easiest ones for last. Mr..

Now I have to be careful here because we have lots

and lots of people watching in Vietnam.

So can I just say

don't be offended, please don't be offended because we are British.

And I have to say my my Vietnamese is not very good.

So maybe if you can help me, maybe in some way.

Chuck move number moy

Chuck Monomoy

Chuck Monomoy is Happy New Year.

Sounds quite good to me. In Vietnamese.

It's quite convincing. He's quite convincing.

Do you like my Vietnamese? Do I?

I'm convinced.

Good.

So have we got anybody from Vietnam watching?

Can you let us know whether you are pleased with Mr.

Duncan's pronunciation or if you are insulted?

So a thumbs up or thumbs down.

But I don't.

You get a thumbs down anyway, What I what I've noticed what I've noticed with Vietnamese

is, is there is a certain rhythm to the language.

So so where you might want to pronounce these words

individually and slowly, they actually have quite a fast rhythm.

So I've noticed that when I've been listening Vietnamese being spoken

and that concludes, concludes

our attempt to start the Third World War

by insulting every language, almost every language on the planet.

Right? Every offer.

Mr. Duncan, apparently you are very interesting.

You are very interesting without paying.

Alessandra says you are interesting.

Interesting without her is an interesting word.

If you say to somebody, I find you into,

you don't wouldn't know how to quite take that, would you?

Would you take that? Well, you wouldn't.

You wouldn't be insulted by it.

But I'm guessing what you mean is

incredibly handsome. Yes.

Sexy.

I'm guessing that's what you meant to say and was probably too shy to actually say that.

But anyway. Right.

Lovely. Right.

I'm going to get something to eat. I've Put it right now.

Oh, right. Okay, that's it.

But you can see behind us we have Happy New Year 2023.

I hope you've enjoyed today's live stream.

A little bit of fun to start the New Year.

I hope you have enjoyed this live stream.

And can I say I hope you have a super duper

rest of 2023.

So far it's been okay. Not too bad.

So far it's been a big disappointment.

Not much has happened really, has it?

I'm joking.

No, it's been lovely to be here and share the last nearly two and a quarter hours

into the quarter hours I thought we would be on for longer today.

And because a lot of people are thinking, oh,

we've got nothing to do, it's New Year's Day.

So you can watch.

You can watch Alexandra only joking.

It's all fun and laughter.

That's what this channel is about.

And of course, teaching English.

Yeah, right.

Mr. Juncker, are we going together or shall I go first?

You can.

You can go first if you want.

Happy New Year once again and see you all a week in when?

When you next on?

I'm thinking of doing a livestream

on Wednesday but we might be doing something else then.

But as far as I know at the moment it will be Wednesday.

So we can always postpone.

You can always pop up on your timeline

if you want.

You will no, don't give advanced warning for people so that they can plan. Yes.

All right, Mr.

Duncan, I'm going to say happy New Year again.

Happy New Year to you.

Happy New Year to you, everybody that we know and look forward to seeing you all again soon.

Probably next year might be here on Wednesday if you're here.

But next Sunday. Yes.

Thank you, Mr.

Steve.

Bye bye.

Mr. Steve has gone away.

But please don't be sad

because he will be back Vicky soon.

Sunny day.

Thank you, Mr. Steve.

It was lovely seeing you. Here

it is, Alison. Nice.

Thank you very much. Thank you also for joining us today.

I hope this has been interesting.

Normally, we talk about words, phrases from the English language.

Sometimes we like to do things a little differently.

You may have noticed, you may have heard the rumours even.

Thank you very much for your company.

I will see you very soon.

This is Mr. Duncan saying Happy New Year.

Enjoy the rest of the day and I will see you

hopefully on Wednesday from 2 p.m.

UK time and of course, until the next time we meet here.

You know what's coming next? Yes, you do

ta ta for now.