Learn the English Joke, "How does the moon cut his hair?"

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Bob's Short English Lessons


ไธ‹ใฎ่‹ฑ่ชžๅญ—ๅน•ใ‚’ใƒ€ใƒ–ใƒซใ‚ฏใƒชใƒƒใ‚ฏใ™ใ‚‹ใจๅ‹•็”ปใ‚’ๅ†็”Ÿใงใใพใ™ใ€‚ ็ฟป่จณใ•ใ‚ŒใŸๅญ—ๅน•ใฏๆฉŸๆขฐ็ฟป่จณใงใ™ใ€‚

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So today's English lesson is going
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ใใ‚Œใงใ€ไปŠๆ—ฅใฎ่‹ฑ่ชžใฎใƒฌใƒƒใ‚นใƒณใฏ
00:01
to be a little different.
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ๅฐ‘ใ—้•ใ†ใ‚‚ใฎใซใชใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚
00:03
I'm going to tell you a joke, and the joke
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ๅ†—่ซ‡ใ‚’่จ€ใ†ใคใ‚‚ใ‚Šใงใ™ใŒใ€ใใฎๅ†—่ซ‡
00:05
is this, how does the moon cut his hair?
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ใฏใ€ๆœˆใฏใฉใ†ใ‚„ใฃใฆ้ซชใ‚’ๅˆ‡ใ‚‹ใฎใงใ™ใ‹๏ผŸ
00:08
I'll let you think about that for a bit.
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ใใ‚Œใซใคใ„ใฆๅฐ‘ใ—่€ƒใˆใ•ใ›ใฆใใ ใ•ใ„ใ€‚
00:10
You'll understand why I'm asking this
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ใชใœ็งใŒใ“ใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใ‚’่จ€ใฃใŸใฎใ‹ใฏ
00:11
joke in about 3 seconds.
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3 ็ง’ใปใฉใงใ‚ใ‹ใ‚‹ใงใ—ใ‚‡ใ†ใ€‚
00:13
How does the moon cut his hair?
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ๆœˆใฏใฉใ†ใ‚„ใฃใฆ้ซชใ‚’ๅˆ‡ใ‚‹ใฎ๏ผŸ
00:16
Eclipse it.
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ใใ‚Œใ‚’่•ใฟใพใ™ใ€‚
00:17
And this is kind of a little bit of a play on words.
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ใ“ใ‚Œใฏใกใ‚‡ใฃใจใ—ใŸ่จ€่‘‰้Šใณใฎใ‚ˆใ†ใชใ‚‚ใฎใงใ™ใ€‚
00:19
An eclipse is when the moon goes across the
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ๆ—ฅ้ฃŸใฏๆœˆใŒๅคช้™ฝใ‚’ๆจชๅˆ‡ใ‚‹็พ่ฑกใง
00:22
sun, which is happening in a few days here.
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ใ€ใ“ใ“ใงใฏๆ•ฐๆ—ฅไปฅๅ†…ใซ่ตทใ“ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚
00:24
But it sounds like, he clips it.
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ใ—ใ‹ใ—ใ€ใฉใ†ใ‚„ใ‚‰ๅฝผใฏใใ‚Œใ‚’ใ‚ฏใƒชใƒƒใƒ—ใ—ใŸใ‚ˆใ†ใงใ™ใ€‚
00:26
So when you say eclipse it or he
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ใ—ใŸใŒใฃใฆใ€ใ‚ใชใŸใŒใ€Œeclipse itใ€ใจ่จ€ใ†ใจใใ‚‚ใ€ๅฝผใŒ
00:28
clips it, it almost sounds the same.
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ใใ‚Œใ‚’ใ‚ฏใƒชใƒƒใƒ—ใ™ใ‚‹ใจใใ‚‚ใ€ใปใจใ‚“ใฉๅŒใ˜ใ‚ˆใ†ใซ่žใ“ใˆใพใ™ใ€‚
00:30
So the joke is just a little play on words.
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ใคใพใ‚Šใ€ใ“ใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใฏใกใ‚‡ใฃใจใ—ใŸ่จ€่‘‰้Šใณใซใ™ใŽใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€‚
00:32
How does the moon cut his hair?
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ๆœˆใฏใฉใ†ใ‚„ใฃใฆ้ซชใ‚’ๅˆ‡ใ‚‹ใฎ๏ผŸ
00:33
Eclipse it.
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ใใ‚Œใ‚’่•ใฟใพใ™ใ€‚
00:35
Hey, I don't have a comment to respond to today.
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ใ“ใ‚“ใซใกใฏใ€ไปŠๆ—ฅใฏ่ฟ”ไฟกใ™ใ‚‹ใ‚ณใƒกใƒณใƒˆใŒใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€‚
00:37
Sorry about that or a second phrase.
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ใใ‚Œใ‹ไบŒ่จ€็›ฎใงใ”ใ‚ใ‚“ใชใ•ใ„ใ€‚ ใกใ‚‡ใฃใจ
00:39
I just thought I'd pop out and talk to
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ๅค–ใซๅ‡บใฆใ€ไปŠ
00:41
you for a bit about things that are happening.
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่ตทใ“ใฃใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใ“ใจใซใคใ„ใฆๅฐ‘ใ—่ฉฑใใ†ใจๆ€ใฃใŸใ‚“ใงใ™ใ€‚
00:43
So yes, I am going to try and do a live stream
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ใฏใ„ใ€
00:47
on my other channel on Monday, April 8 about the eclipse.
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4 ๆœˆ 8 ๆ—ฅๆœˆๆ›œๆ—ฅใซใ€็งใฎๅˆฅใฎใƒใƒฃใƒณใƒใƒซใงๆ—ฅ้ฃŸใซใคใ„ใฆใƒฉใ‚คใƒ– ใ‚นใƒˆใƒชใƒผใƒ ใ‚’่กŒใ†ใคใ‚‚ใ‚Šใงใ™ใ€‚
00:51
So hopefully you can make it to that.
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ใใ‚Œใงใ€ใ†ใพใใ„ใ‘ใฐใ€ใใ“ใพใงใŸใฉใ‚Š็€ใใ“ใจใŒใงใใพใ™ใ€‚
00:53
It's not the best time of day for most of you.
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ใปใจใ‚“ใฉใฎไบบใซใจใฃใฆใ€ใใ‚Œใฏไธ€ๆ—ฅใฎไธญใงๆœ€้ซ˜ใฎๆ™‚้–“ใงใฏใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€‚
00:55
It's at three.
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3ๆ™‚ใงใ™ใ€‚
00:56
I'll probably livestream from about 03:00 until
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ใŠใใ‚‰ใๆ—ฅ้ฃŸใŒใ™ใงใซๅง‹ใพใฃใฆใ„ใ‚‹03:00ใ‹ใ‚‰04:00ใใ‚‰ใ„ใพใงใƒฉใ‚คใƒ–้…ไฟกใ™ใ‚‹ไบˆๅฎšใงใ™ใŒ
01:00
04:00 the eclipse will have already started,
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ใ€
01:03
but I think we have total darkness
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01:04
from 3:20 until 3:24, something like that.
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3:20ใ‹ใ‚‰3:24ใใ‚‰ใ„ใพใงใฏ็œŸใฃๆš—ใซใชใ‚‹ใจๆ€ใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚
01:10
So I'll try to start at a good time.
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ใชใฎใงใ€่‰ฏใ„ใ‚ฟใ‚คใƒŸใƒณใ‚ฐใงๅง‹ใ‚ใฆใฟใ‚ˆใ†ใจๆ€ใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚ 02:00
01:12
I might start a little earlier than
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ใ‚ˆใ‚Šๅฐ‘ใ—ๆ—ฉใๅ‡บ็™บใ™ใ‚‹ใ‹ใ‚‚ใ—ใ‚Œใพใ›ใ‚“
01:14
02:00 but it's happening right here.
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ใŒใ€ใกใ‚‡ใ†ใฉใ“ใ“ใง่ตทใ“ใฃใฆใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚
01:16
So I'm really looking forward to that.
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ใ ใ‹ใ‚‰ๆœฌๅฝ“ใซๆฅฝใ—ใฟใซใ—ใฆใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚
01:18
Why don't I have a comment to reply to?
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่ฟ”ไฟกใ™ใ‚‹ใ‚ณใƒกใƒณใƒˆใŒใชใ„ใฎใฏใชใœใงใ™ใ‹?
01:21
And why don't I have two phrases today?
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ใใ—ใฆใ€ใชใœไปŠๆ—ฅใฏ 2 ใคใฎใƒ•ใƒฌใƒผใ‚บใŒใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“ใ‹?
01:23
Well, because if you ever listen to my... when
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ใใ†ใงใ™ใญใ€ใ‚‚ใ—็งใฎ่ฉฑใ‚’่žใ„ใฆใ„ใŸใ ใ‘ใ‚Œใฐโ€ฆ็ง
01:28
I describe my year, this is another busy time.
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ใฎไปŠๅนดใฎใ“ใจใ‚’่ชฌๆ˜Žใ™ใ‚‹ใจใ€ไปŠใฏใพใŸๅฟ™ใ—ใ„ๆ™‚ๆœŸใงใ™ใ€‚
01:31
If you want to guess.
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ๆŽจๆธฌใ—ใŸใ„ๅ ดๅˆใฏใ€‚
01:32
Why is Bob busy right now?
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ใƒœใƒ–ใฏใชใœไปŠๅฟ™ใ—ใ„ใฎใงใ™ใ‹?
01:34
It's midterms.
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ไธญ้–“่ฉฆ้จ“ใงใ™ใ€‚
01:35
So midterms would be the middle of the semester.
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ใ—ใŸใŒใฃใฆใ€ไธญ้–“่ฉฆ้จ“ใฏๅญฆๆœŸใฎ็œŸใ‚“ไธญใซใชใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚
01:39
That means that I just spent this week
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ใคใพใ‚Šใ€็งใฏไปŠ้€ฑใ€
01:41
making sure all my students had everything graded.
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ใ™ในใฆใฎ็”Ÿๅพ’ใŒใ™ในใฆๆŽก็‚นใ•ใ‚Œใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใ“ใจใ‚’็ขบ่ชใ™ใ‚‹ใฎใซใกใ‚‡ใ†ใฉ่ฒปใ‚„ใ—ใŸใจใ„ใ†ใ“ใจใงใ™ใ€‚
01:44
I put grades in for midterm grades.
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ไธญ้–“ๆˆ็ธพใฎใŸใ‚ใซๆˆ็ธพใ‚’่จ˜ๅ…ฅใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ ็”Ÿๅพ’ๅ…จๅ“กใซ
01:47
I had to write a little comment
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ใกใ‚‡ใฃใจใ—ใŸใ‚ณใƒกใƒณใƒˆใ‚’ๆ›ธใ‹ใชใ‘ใ‚Œใฐใชใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“ใงใ—ใŸ
01:49
for every student. That's done as well.
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ใ€‚ ใใ‚Œใ‚‚ใงใใพใ—ใŸใ€‚
01:51
So it makes my week a little busy.
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ใใฎใŸใ‚ใ€็งใฎไธ€้€ฑ้–“ใฏๅฐ‘ใ—ๅฟ™ใ—ใใชใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚
01:53
It's not overwhelming, but it was busy enough that when
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ๅœงๅ€’ใ•ใ‚Œใ‚‹ใปใฉใงใฏใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“ใŒใ€ๅๅˆ†ใซๅฟ™ใ—ใ‹ใฃใŸใฎใงใ€ไธ€
01:57
I got to this point in the day, I thought,
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ๆ—ฅใฎใ“ใฎๆ™‚็‚นใพใงๆฅใŸใจใใ€
01:58
you know what, I'll just go outside and tell a
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ๅค–ใซๅ‡บใฆๅ†—่ซ‡ใ‚’่จ€ใฃใฆ
02:01
joke and kind of explain my busyness.
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ใ€ๅฟ™ใ—ใ•ใ‚’่ชฌๆ˜Žใ—ใ‚ˆใ†ใจๆ€ใ„ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚
02:04
I used to apologize when I'm busy.
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ๅฟ™ใ—ใ„ๆ™‚ใฏใ‚ˆใ่ฌใฃใฆใพใ—ใŸใ€‚
02:06
I don't do that anymore because many of
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02:07
you have said, don't apologize, Bob, you make
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ใƒœใƒ–ใ€ใ‚ใชใŸใฏ็งใŸใกใซใŸใใ•ใ‚“ใฎ่‰ฏใ„ๆ•™่จ“ใ‚’ไธŽใˆใฆใใ‚ŒใŸใ€่ฌใ‚‰ใชใ„ใงใ€ใจๅคšใใฎไบบใŒ่จ€ใฃใŸใฎใงใ€็งใฏใ‚‚ใ†ใใ‚“ใชใ“ใจใฏใ—ใพใ›ใ‚“
02:10
lots of really good lessons for us.
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ใ€‚
02:13
And sometimes having one or two lessons late or
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ใใ—ใฆใ€ๆ™‚ใซใฏ 1 ใคใพใŸใฏ 2 ใคใฎใƒฌใƒƒใ‚นใƒณใŒ้…ใ‚ŒใŸใ‚Šใ€
02:17
sometimes skipping a lesson isn't a big deal.
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ใƒฌใƒƒใ‚นใƒณใ‚’ใ‚นใ‚ญใƒƒใƒ—ใ—ใŸใ‚Šใ™ใ‚‹ใ“ใจใฏๅคงใ—ใŸใ“ใจใงใฏใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€‚
02:19
I don't really like skipping them.
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็งใฏใ‚นใ‚ญใƒƒใƒ—ใ™ใ‚‹ใฎใŒใ‚ใพใ‚Šๅฅฝใใงใฏใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€‚
02:20
But anyways, I hope you're having a good week.
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ใจใซใ‹ใใ€่‰ฏใ„ไธ€้€ฑ้–“ใ‚’ใŠ้Žใ”ใ—ใใ ใ•ใ„ใ€‚
02:23
I hope you have a good Friday.
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่‰ฏใ„้‡‘ๆ›œๆ—ฅใ‚’ใŠ้Žใ”ใ—ใใ ใ•ใ„ใ€‚
02:25
I hope that you understood the joke and
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ใ‚ใชใŸใŒใใฎใ‚ธใƒงใƒผใ‚ฏใ‚’็†่งฃใ—ใฆใ€
02:27
hopefully you can tell it to someone else.
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ใงใใ‚Œใฐไป–ใฎไบบใซใใ‚Œใ‚’ไผใˆใ‚‰ใ‚Œใ‚‹ใ“ใจใ‚’้ก˜ใฃใฆใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚
02:29
And I hope to see you on Monday in the chat.
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ๆœˆๆ›œๆ—ฅใซใƒใƒฃใƒƒใƒˆใงใŠไผšใ„ใงใใ‚‹ใ“ใจใ‚’ๆฅฝใ—ใฟใซใ—ใฆใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚
02:33
I'll have my eclipse glasses on so I'm
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ๆ—ฅ้ฃŸใƒกใ‚ฌใƒใ‚’ใ‹ใ‘ใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใฎใงใƒใƒฃใƒƒใƒˆใŒ
02:35
not sure if I'll be able to read
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่ชญใ‚ใ‚‹ใ‹ใ‚ใ‹ใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“
02:37
the chat, but hopefully I see you there.
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ใŒใ€ใŠไผšใ„ใงใใ‚‹ใ“ใจใ‚’้ก˜ใฃใฆใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚
02:40
I'll probably schedule the live stream sometime...
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ใŠใใ‚‰ใใ„ใคใ‹ใƒฉใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚นใƒˆใƒชใƒผใƒ ใ‚’ใ‚นใ‚ฑใ‚ธใƒฅใƒผใƒซใ™ใ‚‹ใงใ—ใ‚‡ใ†...ๆœˆๆ›œๆ—ฅใซ้–‹ๅง‹ใ™ใ‚‹ไบˆๅฎšใฎ
02:44
I'll schedule it Sunday with the exact time that
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ๆญฃ็ขบใชๆ™‚้–“ใ‚’
02:47
I'm going to start on Monday and be prepared
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ๆ—ฅๆ›œๆ—ฅใซใ‚นใ‚ฑใ‚ธใƒฅใƒผใƒซใ—ใ€
02:49
that I might start a bit early.
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ๅฐ‘ใ—ๆ—ฉใ้–‹ๅง‹ใงใใ‚‹ใ‚ˆใ†ใซๆบ–ๅ‚™ใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚
02:51
I don't know a lot about eclipses so I'll
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็งใฏๆ—ฅ้ฃŸใซใคใ„ใฆใฏใ‚ใพใ‚Š่ฉณใ—ใใชใ„ใฎใงใ€
02:53
have to kind of play it by ear.
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่€ณใง่žใ„ใฆๆผ”ๅฅใ™ใ‚‹ๅฟ…่ฆใŒใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ™ใ€‚
02:54
There's a good phrase for you maybe look that one up.
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่‰ฏใ„ใƒ•ใƒฌใƒผใ‚บใŒใ‚ใ‚‹ใฎใงใ€่ชฟในใฆใฟใฆใใ ใ•ใ„ใ€‚
02:57
I have to play it by ear.
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่€ณใงๅผพใ‹ใชใ‘ใ‚Œใฐใชใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“ใ€‚
02:58
Anyways, thanks for watching. See you in a couple days
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ใจใซใ‹ใใ€ใ”่ฆงใ„ใŸใ ใใ‚ใ‚ŠใŒใจใ†ใ”ใ–ใ„ใพใ™ใ€‚ ๆ•ฐๆ—ฅๅพŒใซ
03:00
with another short English lesson. Bye.
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ๅˆฅใฎ็Ÿญใ„่‹ฑ่ชžใƒฌใƒƒใ‚นใƒณใงใŠไผšใ„ใ—ใพใ—ใ‚‡ใ†ใ€‚ ใ•ใ‚ˆใชใ‚‰ใ€‚
ใ“ใฎใ‚ฆใ‚งใƒ–ใ‚ตใ‚คใƒˆใซใคใ„ใฆ

ใ“ใฎใ‚ตใ‚คใƒˆใงใฏ่‹ฑ่ชžๅญฆ็ฟ’ใซๅฝน็ซ‹ใคYouTubeๅ‹•็”ปใ‚’็ดนไป‹ใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ไธ–็•Œไธญใฎไธ€ๆต่ฌ›ๅธซใซใ‚ˆใ‚‹่‹ฑ่ชžใƒฌใƒƒใ‚นใƒณใ‚’่ฆ‹ใ‚‹ใ“ใจใŒใงใใพใ™ใ€‚ๅ„ใƒ“ใƒ‡ใ‚ชใฎใƒšใƒผใ‚ธใซ่กจ็คบใ•ใ‚Œใ‚‹่‹ฑ่ชžๅญ—ๅน•ใ‚’ใƒ€ใƒ–ใƒซใ‚ฏใƒชใƒƒใ‚ฏใ™ใ‚‹ใจใ€ใใ“ใ‹ใ‚‰ใƒ“ใƒ‡ใ‚ชใ‚’ๅ†็”Ÿใ™ใ‚‹ใ“ใจใŒใงใใพใ™ใ€‚ๅญ—ๅน•ใฏใƒ“ใƒ‡ใ‚ชใฎๅ†็”ŸใจๅŒๆœŸใ—ใฆใ‚นใ‚ฏใƒญใƒผใƒซใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ใ”ๆ„่ฆ‹ใƒปใ”่ฆๆœ›ใŒใ”ใ–ใ„ใพใ—ใŸใ‚‰ใ€ใ“ใกใ‚‰ใฎใŠๅ•ใ„ๅˆใ‚ใ›ใƒ•ใ‚ฉใƒผใƒ ใ‚ˆใ‚Šใ”้€ฃ็ตกใใ ใ•ใ„ใ€‚

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