Patiently waiting for Mr Steve to come back from his walk - LIVE

Where is Mr. Steve?

Where has he gone?

He's gone for a little.

Wander

up there somewhere,

and I'm waiting in the garden patiently for him to return.

But where is he?

He's been such a long time, and I'm waiting here patiently.

In fact, I became so restless.

Restless. I like that word.

If you become restless, it means you become agitated. It.

You can't stop moving around.

You can't stop thinking about the thing you are waiting for.

Maybe you are waiting for a person to return

back.

Like me at the moment, that's what I'm doing.

You see, I'm in the garden at the moment.

It's a boiling hot day and I don't know why.

It is absolute la.

I mean, it's gorgeous.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to complain

because a lot of people are at the moment, they are all complaining about the weather.

They are saying, oh, it's too hot.

It's too hot, Mr.

Duncan, it's too hot.

I say, enjoy it because

as soon as July

disappears, we only have really one moment of good weather.

And then, slowly but surely, everything will change and it will become cooler.

And then all of that lovely weather will disappear.

And then people once again will be moaning and complaining.

They will be complaining about the fact that it's too cold.

So when it's hot, it's too hot.

When it's cold, it's too cold

when it's wet, it's too wet.

When it's windy it is too windy.

When it is dry, it's too dry.

Although I have to say, today's weather is lovely.

It is nice.

We are having a little bit of a crazy heatwave.

I will be honest with you.

I am very honest.

All the time

I try to be anyway.

Did you see yesterday's live stream?

It was a funny one. We have a lot of fun yesterday.

If you haven't seen yesterday's live stream,

all I can say is it is amazing

and I hope you will catch it.

We have some chat going on as well on this live stream.

This is just something I've decided to do.

I'm standing in the garden waiting patiently for Mr.

Steve to return.

A lot of people ask Mr.

Duncan, what do you do during your spare time?

Well, today I am taking it easy.

But Mr. Steve decides to go for a walk.

I didn't.

I didn't.

I decided to stay here.

I'm doing my chores.

I've been

doing all the tidying and the cleaning and

then I realised that Mr.

Steve had disappeared

and I knew that he had gone on one of his little walks.

So I'm waiting here patiently.

I will move the phone slightly

so you can see where I am.

You can see and hear me. All right.

I am assuming. Hmm.

Let's see what's going on behind me.

Is there any sign of Mr.

Steve, I wonder?

That's. Let's have a look, shall we?

No, I can't see Mr.

Steve yet.

He should appear behind me.

He might do in a few moments.

So what I'm going to do, I'm going to wait here.

I'm going to wait here patiently

until Mr.

Steve comes back.

Then as soon as he arrives, I will

let you go and carry on with your day.

That's much more relaxing.

Isn't that better?

I look so relaxed now, don't you think?

Leaning on my fence for those wondering where I am.

I mean my garden.

It is a hot day today.

I know we don't have many people watching.

I know it is the story of my life here on YouTube,

but at least I'm glad you are here watching me right now.

Come on, Mr.

Steve, where are you?

We are all waiting.

So it's not just me.

It's everyone.

It's everyone.

Hello, Claudia.

We have Claudia here.

Yes, I know you are very busy yesterday because your father was celebrating

his birthday, his plane coming over.

Would you like to see the plane?

I don't know if you could see that, but we do quite often get planes

coming over the house quite often.

So that is what is going on at the moment here.

Oh, hello there.

What a surprise.

I know it is a surprise, isn't it?

I would imagine that when you woke up this morning, you didn't think you'd be seeing me live on YouTube.

But here we go. Here I am.

All I hope now is I have enough battery power

left in my telephone, or else

this will be a very short, very short live stream indeed.

Excuse me.

I'm just trying to adjust

the camera.

Just give me a moment, okay?

I hope that's working. All right. Now,

come on, Mr. Steve.

Where are you?

He should be coming through that gate

any moment now.

And as soon as he comes down,

I'm going to ask him

why he left me all alone

whilst he went for a lovely walk.

It's not fair, is it?

So here I am at home.

I had to do all of the washing. I've had to wash Mr.

Steve's dirty underwear. It's terrible.

You don't know all of the things I have to suffer

in my daily life.

It's not just about teaching English to the world.

It's lots of other things involved as well.

What is this? What's going on here?

I think the cows have been damaging my fence because

this was not like this yesterday.

Something very strange has happened.

If you're wondering where the cows are, I'm

afraid the cows are not in this field at the moment.

I think they've gone somewhere else.

In fact, I can see them in the distance over there.

So they are right over there at the moment.

The cows, sadly, they are not here in the field, unfortunately.

So this is just a quick live stream, just something short and sweet.

You might be able to hear the wind.

There is a gentle breeze today which is very nice,

although the temperature at the moment is about 2828

Celsius at the moment.

And over the next few days, apparently, it's going to get even hotter.

How is that even possible?

I don't know.

By the way, if you're wondering why I'm not responding to the live chat, it's

because I can't really see the screen very clearly. Mr.

Steve likes going for walks.

Normally during his lunch break he will go for a walk

and that's what I'm doing at the moment.

I'm patiently waiting for Mr.

Steve to arrive, although

at the moment I think I might be waiting for quite a while.

So yesterday's live stream was quite interesting

because we did have Steve with us yesterday because I thought he wasn't

going to join us yesterday, but he did and it was a lovely surprise and we had a lot of fun.

We talked about all sorts of subject subjects, plural.

We talked about football, we talked about tennis.

We talked about words connected to being hot

and being cold, and we talked about lots of other things as well.

Also, the cost of petrol fuel

is very expensive at the moment here in the UK

as it is in many parts of the world at the moment

for various reasons.

I don't know where Steve has gone, I think.

Do you know what I think?

I think Mr.

Steve has actually gone into town.

That's what I think.

I think he's actually disappeared into town.

Yes. Mr.

Steve, what are you up to?

Why have you disappeared?

So we will wait here for a few more moments

and we will see if Mr.

Steve reappears behind me.

If he doesn't,

then the whole purpose

of this live stream has been, well,

pretty much wasted, to be honest.

Hello to the live chat.

I can't see very clearly on the screen because I am in the sunlight.

It's very bright and sunny out here.

The other thing I should mention is I am being eaten by flies as well.

There are flies everywhere and at this time of year we have a certain type of fly,

a very small fly called a thunder bug.

Thunder bug.

And they are very tiny,

but they are also incredibly annoying because quite often thousands and thousands

and thousands of these flies will come out

normally on hot days like this.

So at the moment I'm surrounded by lots of nature.

Some of it is lovely and some of it is rather annoying.

I can also hear the birds as well around me.

I don't know where Mr. Steve has gone.

He's been gone for such a long time.

Come on, Steve. We are waiting for you.

I'm waiting for him.

You're waiting for him now.

Although I have a feeling that was not your choice.

It is just because I happen to be alive.

Oh, by the way, thank you very much for your lovely responses to my new short videos

that I am now posting on Instagram. Yes.

Well, to be honest with you, I have had an Instagram account

for quite a while, but it's only recently

that I've stopped.

Oh, here he is. Mr. Steve is coming.

There he is.

Can you see Mr. Steve?

I hope so.

After all this.

Where is he?

There is Mr.

Steve.

Give us a wave, Mr. Steve.

Come on. Oop.

Sorry about the rude noises.

Okay, I'm trying to follow Mr.

Steve. Now,

where is he?

There he is.

So if you look very closely up there, you might just be able

to see a little white blob walking along.

And that is Mr.

Steve.

Uh, in fact, I'm going to turn the camera around so we can see him better.

Here we go. I'm going to be very naughty here.

I hope Mr.

Steve does not mind that I am filming him

secretly.

Well, actually, I think he does know that I'm doing it.

The only problem is I can't see the screen.

Oh, that's better.

So let's have a look, shall we?

There he is.

There he is.

Mr. Steve. Mr.

Steve.

He's coming back from his lovely

walk coming down the hill.

He's not running though. Come on, Mr. Steve.

Hurry up.

We're waiting for you.

He's taking his time.

He's not rushing, you see, because he's.

Well, clearly he's tired.

For those wondering, it is hot today.

He is.

Come on, Mr. Steve.

Were waiting for you.

What are you doing?

Steve is now doing his stretching.

I think it's a bit too late for that now.

And now. Here we go.

This is the.

The delicate moment.

Hello, Steve.

Say hello to all of our lovely viewers live.

I'm life.

I thought you were recording. No.

Oh, this is.

This is live.

We're doing a quick livestream because I was waiting for you patiently,

you see, and I was wondering where you were.

So as you know, I was going through the exercise.

But it's so hot, Mr.

Duncan, that I had to walk for most of it.

And I am breathing with sweat, sweating, cold.

This.

Yeah, it's like yesterday. Yesterday.

So my voice had gone a bit hoarse.

I think I'm dehydrated. I saw no one.

Not a soul.

Everybody must be inside sheltering from the sun.

I think so.

So. Oh, yes. I'm going to go in and get some movement,

have a shower, cool myself down,

maybe rub some packets of ice

across my forehead, the shoes on.

By the way, we have everyone.

The only problem is I can't really see the screen because it's so bright,

but at least we have accomplished

the thing we were trying to do, which was wait for you to come back from your walk.

Oh, isn't that nice? I was feeling lonely.

Isn't that nice? I've only been gone.

What, 40 minutes?

About 40 minutes.

It was lovely. It was lovely.

And for those who are worried about Mr.

Steve skiving, this is, of course, your lunchbreak lunch break.

Yes. So, Steve can do anything he wants.

During his lunch break

today, he decided to take a walk in the hot sun.

I don't know why. He must be crazy.

Well, I'm trying to acclimatise my body to the show this week,

because when I'm going to be on the stage, there's going to be a lot of lights.

It's going to be very hot, and I don't want to faint.

So I'm trying to climb Italians myself to the heat.

So then when I get when I'm performing, I won't.

Because when you perform, you get, you know, you're sort of a bit nervous, tense,

and you're more likely to get overcome by the heat.

Yeah.

So it's going to be probably 30, 30 degrees in the hall when we're performing.

I think that on top of that there'll be the lights and I'm wearing a heavy costume as well. Yes.

So Mr.

Steve, from Thursday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, he's in a show.

He's got to jump around and dance around on the stage.

Well, and it's also one of the hottest weeks that we've ever had

in the history of recording temperatures.

And they think maybe.

Yes, well, maybe this week it will be in the mid-thirties,

maybe 36 or 37, keen on that.

We've got some air conditioning. Yes, I think so.

Anyway, I will let Mr.

Steve go back in because you are sweating and you are covered, perspiring and lazy.

Perspire. As I said, you are covered.

You are covered in ladybugs.

A man's wet from the light Sorry thunder bugs not ladybugs

a man sweats, a lady inspires Yes, I suppose it all depends.

Whereabouts on your body?

You are doing the sweating?

Yes, but that's what a lady always says.

I'm perspiring.

And you are.

If you're refined, you don't say I'm sweating.

That's a bit common. A bit crude. Yes.

The men's sweat ladies perspire.

Anyway, note.

Anyway, Steve, get back in the house.

I'll see you on Sunday. If not before, I thought it was going to be next Sunday.

But it's today.

Yes. Hello to everyone and goodbye to everyone and enjoy the rest of the lesson with Mr.

Duncan. Thank you, Mr. Steve.

He goes on his toes,

buggering off, I suppose.

Thank you, Mr. Steve.

That was very lovely. I hope you enjoyed that.

A spontaneous live stream that I will now finish.

I hope you enjoyed this. It was crazy.

It may be boring to some people.

It wasn't to me because I was so excited.

I was feeling excited.

I couldn't wait to come outside and share a few moments with you in the house.

But now, well, you know, all things must come to an end.

Now I must say goodbye.

I hope you enjoyed this short live stream.

Don't forget to check out my new videos on Instagram as well.

Daily words on Instagram.

And of course, I will be back with you here on Wednesday from 2 p.m.

UK time. We will be live once more

and I hope you can join me then.

This is Mr.

Duncan saying thanks for watching, see you on Wednesday and I'm going back into the house now

because it is absolutely boiling hot.

And of course, you know what's coming next.

Yes, you do.

Well, you know what's coming next. Of course you do.

You don't need me to remind you

ta ta for now.