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Ladies and gentlemen.
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Please welcome the next President of the United
States, Ronald Grump.
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If I’m elected President of the United States,
I, Ronald Grump, will make you a preposition.
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I’ve loved English.
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All the words.
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You’ve got the nouns, you’ve got the adverbs,
you’ve got the adjectives, you’ve got
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clauses.
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Let me tell you something.
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My English will be the best English.
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Some people, let’s be honest, they’re
losers.
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Their adjectives are losers.
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When they send us their adjectives, they’re
not sending us their best.
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If I am elected, we will have no more bad
adjectives.
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If you pick Ronald Grump to represent your
grammar, we will make America’s adjectives
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great again.
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Listen, listen.
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I’m from here.
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I’m a New Yorker through and through.
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But let me just tell you something.
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Here’s the thing.
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The situation with these foreign languages
now, it’s unbelievable.
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It’s out of control.
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I was here when foreign languages came in
and they celebrated when we lost infinitives.
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They split our infinitives, our infinitives
right here, in our own country, and they were
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completely split.
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And what did the foreign grammars do?
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They were dancing in the streets.
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I saw it with my own eyes.
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It was awful.
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Unbelievable.
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There will be no more foreign grammars until
we figure out what the heck is going on.
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Conjunctions, let me tell you.
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You have a dependent clause over here.
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You have a subordinate clause over there.
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It’s crazy.
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It’s out of control.
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There’s no unity.
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America’s not great any more.
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We’re gonna make America great.
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This is how we’re gonna do it.
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Are you ready?
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I am gonna build a conjunction.
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A conjunction between the clauses.
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It’s gonna be the biggest, the best.
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It’s gonna be a beautiful conjunction.
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It’s gonna be one of the most beautiful
conjunctions you’ve ever seen.
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And what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna
make the clauses pay for it.
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They’re great people.
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You’re gonna love them.
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They’re unbelievable.
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