10 British expressions Americans don't use

Well, it's a lovely conference hotel, isn't it?

Yes, isn't it great?

I hope Jay hasn't overslept again.

We never hear the alarms on our phones.

No, he's up.

I saw him at breakfast.

Oh good.

Ah Jay.

You're late.

Sorry.

I thought this meeting was on the first floor.

Yeah?

Well, this is the second floor.

No, it isn't.

Never mind.

Have you got the artwork, Jay, for our presentation?

Yes, it was quite a challenge.

I couldn't find all the images you wanted so I had to take the photos myself.

Oh cheers, Jay.

Yeah, cheers.

Ah.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Show us the pictures.

Sure.

Here's the first one.

I don't understand.

Yeah.

Which picture is this?

Hmmm.

Man delivering the post.

This isn't what we had in mind.

Where are the letters?

You didn't say anything about letters.

But we wanted a postman.

Let's move on.

Jay, show us the next one.

OK.

Well this photo was very hard to take.

I don't get it.

Me neither.

Well, you said you wanted a suitcase in a boot.

Now I couldn't find a boot big enough for a whole suitcase but I did my best.

Are you taking the mickey?

The mi...

What do you mean?

We need to see a suitcase in the back of a car.

Well then why didn't you say so?

I thought we did.

You did not.

Don't get shirty.

Sh...

What?

What's the next one?

OK.

I put a lot of effort into this one and it's exactly what you asked for.

It's a school boy holding a rubber.

What's wrong now?

It's pants, Jay.

No it's not.

Its a condom.

Vicki, you're going to have to make all these images again.

Yeah.

You're such a plonker Jay.

What time is our presentation tomorrow?

8.30 in the morning.

Do you want me to stop by your room and knock you up?

Oh, that would be great.

Thanks Craig.

What?

Hello everyone, I’m Vicki and I’m British.

And I’m Jay and I’m American.

And last week we showed you that story and asked you to spot the British expressions.

There were ten of them and you did really well!

Well done!

We were very impressed, and this week we’re going to explain them.

Yeah, let’s get cracking. That means let’s start and we say that in

American English too.

But you don’t say ground floor when you’re talking about buildings.

We can but the ground floor of a building is the first floor.

And in the UK?

It varies but usually we have a ground floor and then the next floor is the first floor.

So it’s the second floor.

In the US we’re logical.

We start at floor one and go up.

Well we have a different logic.

We start at zero.

OK, what’s next?

Cheers.

We say cheers when we’re making toast in American English.

So when we’re lifting our glasses to drink.

We do too but cheers has some other meanings as well.

It’s an informal way to say good bye.

Oh, like cheerio?

Yeah, 'Cheers bye!'

And it’s also an informal way to say thank you.

OK, next one.

Post.

That’s a piece of wood or metal that’s set in the ground.

That’s the same in British English but the post is also the mail – so letters and parcels.

And a postman or postwoman is someone who delivers the post.

We’d call them a mail carrier.

A mailman if it’s a man.

OK.

Next?

A boot.

This is a big strong shoe.

Same in the UK, but it also means the space in the back of a car where you put your bags

and cases.

We call that the trunk.

Taking the mickey.

Yes.

This is an informal expression and it’s when you make someone look silly.

Is it unkind to take the mickey?

Not really.

It means teasing and making fun of someone, but usually in a gentle way.

OK.

Shirty.

What does that mean?

That means cross or a little angry.

So when you’re shirty, you’re bad tempered.

Exactly.

Shirty is when you’re rude because you’re annoyed.

OK, the next one.

Rubber.

This is an informal way of saying condom on the US – so a rubber is a contraceptive.

We just call them condoms in the UK.

And we use rubbers to remove pencil marks from paper.

That’s an eraser.

Yeah, we could say eraser but it’s a bit formal.

We normally say rubber.

Plonker.

This is an insult right?

Yes.

It’s slang.

If someone is stupid we might say they’re a plonker.

It means they’re an idiot?

Yeah, or we might say they’re a wally – that’s another informal word.

If someone does something stupid we might say ‘Oh, you wally’.

It means stupid too.

Pants.

Ah yes.

Now pants are a piece of clothing that cover our legs in American English but I know that’s

different in British English.

Yeah, we call them trousers.

And for us, pants are what you wear under your trousers next to your skin.

We call that underwear.

But pants can also be an adjective in British English.

It’s informal and we use it to say something was rubbish.

So ‘How was the film?’

‘Oh it was pants.’

Oh so pants means very bad.

Yeah.

And now the last one.

Knock someone up This is informal again and it has a couple

of meanings in British English.

In American English it’s slang and it means to make a girl pregnant.

We have that meaning too.

But very often it means to wake someone up by knocking on their door.

That’s not what I think of when I hear it.

He must have a dirty mind.

So are we done?

Yes.

That was fun.

We want to say a big thank you to Craig for appearing in the comedy sketch with us.

We’ll put links to his websites below.

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See you all next week everyone.

Bye.

Bye-bye.