Crazy English: FOODS that have BODY PARTS?

170,169 views ・ 2017-05-02

English with Ronnie


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Hi, everyone.
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I have a potato.
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This potato is a very special potato because it's kind of old, and...
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Oh, it's looking at me.
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Hey, potato.
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This potato I have, it's probably very delicious if I cook it, but it's very old because it
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has these things growing off of the potato.
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Do you know what these things are called in English?
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They're called "eyes".
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They can't actually see you.
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Or can they?
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But in English we have many foods that we describe with parts of the body.
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I'm going to tell you a joke that you're not going to think is funny until after the lesson.
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Okay?
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So the joke is: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a vegetable farm?
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Okay? One more time.
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Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a vegetable farm?
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The answer is: Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and beanstalk.
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Not funny?
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It's funny. The reason is for this lesson.
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So, today I'm going to tell you about: "Food That Has Body Parts".
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Cool. Stick with me, you'll get it.
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So this is the end to the joke, just to help you, the punchline:
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Potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and beanstalk.
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Beanstalk.
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So let's get with the corn bit.
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When you buy a corn-they're uncountable-it comes in a wrapper, and we call this an "ear of corn".
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I don't know why we call it an ear of corn, that's just the name of it.
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So in the joke: Potatoes have eyes, and ear is how we count the corn.
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So we know that in English a lot of words are uncountable, but we can count how they're grown.
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So, for example, corn is uncountable, but we can count the ears of corn.
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We could have 10 ears of corn, but when we eat it we just call it corn and it's uncountable.
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The same thing with lettuce and cabbage.
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Lettuce and cabbage are uncountable, but what...
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The way that we count them is we call them a "head of lettuce" or a "head of cabbage".
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You can see by my wonderful picture: a head of lettuce, so lettuce has a head;
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potatoes have eyes; and corn we count as an ear, the stalk.
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There's some crazy things going on in English.
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We have a kind of pasta that's very, very thin, and we call it "angel hair".
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Oh, isn't that lovely?
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It's very, very thin.
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Thin, thin, thin spaghetti.
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We call: "angel hair pasta".
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There is a very popular sandwich, I don't like them, but they're popular: "open-face",
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that sounds kind of gross.
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It's like my open-face sandwich.
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An open-face sandwich just means that there's no bread on top.
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So is it a sandwich?
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So you get two pieces of bread and you put all the ingredients on top, and you don't
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close it, so it's open-face sandwich.
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All right, the next one, little...
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Little heart there for you, is an artichoke heart.
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So, an artichoke you might know, it's a vegetable-Supreme Court ruling, vegetable-it's green and kind
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of looks like a flower, but in English we call it an artichoke heart.
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It's very common in the Middle East and in the Mediterranean.
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You guys probably eat a lot of artichokes.
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Do you call them hearts in your country, too?
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No. Just us.
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Okay.
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The next one is this part of your arm.
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Do you know what this part of your arm is called?
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It's called an elbow.
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So, there's a kind of macaroni, like a pasta, that is an "elbow macaroni".
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Interesting thing about Italian pasta is a lot of the pasta names are named after body parts,
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but it doesn't work in English.
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Like, "orecchiette" is ear.
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Right?
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Yes, am I right?
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So interesting that Italian people would name pasta after body parts.
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So, the elbow is a kind of macaroni.
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If you guys are living in Canada or America, we have something called Kraft Dinner, and
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that is an example of elbow macaroni.
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It looks...
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No, it doesn't even look like an elbow.
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Elbow macaroni looks basically like a tube.
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Hmm.
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I get it.
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It's a stretch.
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It's not that specific, but I get it.
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The next one, one of my favourites, and really funny, too, is "chicken fingers".
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I think that if you've watched lessons before you know that I've told you that chickens
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don't have fingers; they have legs and feet.
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But we have a delicious food called chicken fingers.
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We also have "finger foods".
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It's like our fingers are hungry, and they're like:
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"Please give me something to eat. I'm dying, here."
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But finger foods are little snacks or appetizers that we simply eat with our fingers.
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And then we have "finger sandwiches".
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Hmm.
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So it's not really a sandwich.
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You're not actually eating a finger, again, unfortunately.
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Finger sandwiches are just one sandwich that's cut into slices.
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So, you guys know a normal, regular, everyday sandwich kind of looks like this, and we cut
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it like this so it resembles fingers.
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Cool.
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Hmm.
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Let's move on to a little bit more X-rated part of the finger foods, shall we?
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We have a kind of oranges that are called "navel oranges".
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Navel is the spot in your body, it's also called your-one of my favourite words-"bellybutton".
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Mm-hmm.
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So, a navel is where the umbilical cord was attached when you were a child.
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So we have navel oranges.
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If you look at the orange it looks like it has a bellybutton.
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Then we have "nuts".
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So, gentlemen, you guys have nuts; girls don't.
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And we also have "meatballs" and "chocolate balls".
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So, in English, the word for "testicles" is "nuts" or "balls", so we can say:
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"chocolate balls" or "meatballs".
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We also have a "wiener" or a "sausage".
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Wiener and sausage is slang for the men's penis.
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Mm-hmm.
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So, if somebody says to you: "Do you like wieners?"
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Yeah, if someone says that to Ronnie, Ronnie laughs because that's wieners, you mean hotdogs.
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Right?
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And last one: "buns".
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You might know this word as "ass" or "bum", but "buns" are slang for our ass.
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And buns are kind of a cool, little thing here.
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If you get a hotdog or a hamburger, we don't call the bread just bread, we call it a bun.
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So we have a hotdog bun or we have a hamburger bun.
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This is a hamburger bun and this is...
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Hmm, I guess it really doesn't resemble our ass, but a hotdog bun, it's going to look
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like this and then we put the hotdog inside.
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Again, a bun.
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Yeah, my drawings are pretty...
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Pretty good, thank you.
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Artists, yes.
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If you guys would like some original art drawn by me,
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just contact www.engvid.com and give me some money, I'll draw you a personal picture of my buns.
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It'll be great.
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Poppy seed buns.
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I hope...
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I hope you've enjoyed eating some finger foods and some assorted body parts.
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The next time you're on lunch duty, tell me what they are in your country.
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Til later.
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Bye-bye.
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And the last one: "beanstalk".
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So if you guys look at this one, this is two words that we've put together.
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A "beanstalk", a beanstalk is the plant that which beans grow out of.
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So if you're growing beans, they come up like this and they grow in little pods here.
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But the stick or the thing they grow off of is called a stalk.
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But if you say it really quickly or if you separate it, it sounds like "beans talk".
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So now the joke is funny.
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Okay? Now you can tell your friends.
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And they're not going to laugh, but: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a vegetable farm?
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Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and beanstalk.
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