5 types of jokes in English!

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[Laughs] It's funny because cats don't wear diapers, yeah.
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Hey, everyone.
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I'm Alex.
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Thanks for clicking, and welcome to this lesson on "5 Types of Jokes".
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So, specifically we're going to look at five types of English jokes that often play with
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word meanings.
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Now, if you're learning a language, learning jokes in that language is usually, like, one
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of the final barriers you have to punch through before you can claim to be, like, a full mastered
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speaker person thing in that language.
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So, today let's see if we can break through that barrier for you and with you so that
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you can learn five different styles of jokes in English.
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Now, I'm not saying these are the only types of jokes.
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Okay?
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There are tons and tons and tons and tons of joke types in every language, but I'm going
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to look at five of the more common ones today.
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So, let's not waste any more time, and...
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Ready for it?
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Going to start with number one.
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All right.
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What's the difference between X and Y?
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A very common joke type.
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So, for example: What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
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You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup.
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Did you like it?
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I liked it.
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I think it's really good.
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If you don't know the meaning of this joke, because you know, you're a non-native speaker,
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"pea" is a type of little vegetable...
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Bean?
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Is it a bean?
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A lentil?
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Something.
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Anyway, something you can make soup with.
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And mashed potatoes, so you can mash potatoes but you can't pee...
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The other meaning of "pee" in this situation.
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Number two.
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Okay, joke type number two is: What does X have in common with Y?
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So, for example: What does a banana have in common with a million dollars?
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They both have appeal (a peel).
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Huh?
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It's pretty good?
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Not bad?
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Okay.
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Let me explain it for you so you can, like, want to hurt me some more.
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So, a banana, peel.
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And if something has appeal it means that it is attractive, like: "Hmm, I want a million
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dollars."
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You get it now?
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Let's just...
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Let's just move on to number three.
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Okay, next: "What do you call a/an...?" jokes.
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So, for example: What do you call a computer that sings?
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A Dell (Adele).
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Yeah, I like it.
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I like it.
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I think you like this one, too.
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Smiled just a bit, right?
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If you don't know, Dell is a computer brand and Adele is a famous singer in the 2010s
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to 2012 period and maybe beyond.
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Who knows?
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So let's just continue with number four.
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So, next we have the "Why?"
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joke.
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So: "Why did", "Why do", "Why does", "Why is", "Why was", "Why were".
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For example: Why was the math book sad?
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Because it had too many problems.
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Yeah, that's the reaction.
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That's what I'm looking for.
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That's what I want.
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Okay, if you don't get this joke, math books have questions you have to answer, they have
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problems you have to figure out.
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They're just very emotional, emotional books.
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Too many problems.
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Okay?
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Whew.
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You didn't like that one?
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Well, let's try for the last one, shall we?
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Number five.
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Next and finally: Knock, knock jokes.
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You didn't think I was going to do this video
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without talking about knock, knock jokes did you?
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So, the general structure of a knock, knock joke goes like this: "Knock, knock."
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And you say: "Who's there?"
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And in this case I'll say: "Lettuce."
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And you say: "Lettuce who?"
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And I say: "Hey.
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Let us in.
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It's cold out here."
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You're smiling, I can see it.
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I can feel it.
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Okay.
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So, if you don't know, you can probably hear why this is funny.
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"Lettuce" sounds like "Let us", so: "Let us in.
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It's cold out here."
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Did I just touch the mic?
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I'm not sure.
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Ah, it doesn't matter really, right, guys?
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All right, so let's review the jokes and we'll finish this for you.
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All right.
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That's it.
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All five jokes.
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But we're going to review them one more time to maximize the pain.
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Now, you can tell these to your friends, make them laugh, make them cry, or both.
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So let's go from the top.
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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
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You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup.
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Yeah.
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Number two: What does a banana have in common with a million dollars?
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They both have appeal (a peel).
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All right?
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Number three: What do you call a computer that sings?
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A Dell (Adele).
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Yes, yes.
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And number four: Why was the math book sad?
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Because it had too many problems.
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And finally, I need your help on this one, so you say the parts that you're supposed
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to say.
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-"Knock, knock."
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-"____?"
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-"Lettuce."
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-"____?"
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-"Let us in, it's cold out here."
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Yeah.
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Beautiful.
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Okay, guys, if you enjoyed these jokes and you want to memorize them and test your understanding
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of them, as always you can check out the quiz on www.engvid.com.
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While you're on engVid you can also check out my other lessons on dad jokes and five
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common types of jokes...
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Not types of jokes.
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I have another jokes video.
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You'll see it attached to the video.
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And if you have your own jokes and you want to make me laugh, I love terrible jokes so
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please just leave them in the comments and, you know, make me laugh.
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Make yourselves laugh.
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Make everybody else who's watching this video laugh right now.
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