Learning English - Late and Live - 27th June 2018 - From England, with Duncan & Steve

is it really Wednesday again III really can't believe it

the weeks are flying by

the first thing I want to say tonight right now at this very moment in time at

four minutes past ten o'clock it is very very hot right here in the studio

it is absolutely sweltering it is so hot in the studio I'm wearing my shorts in

fact for a moment I thought about doing tonight's live stream completely naked

hi everybody this is mr. Duncan in England how are you today are you okay

I hope so are you happy well are you happy and are you cool at the moment I

really really hope so it is absolutely boiling hot here in the

studio so I've opened one of the windows even though I have lots of ventilation

lots of air flowing through the studio it is still very hot in here because of

all the lights so the studio is baking it is like being in a sauna sauna have

you ever been in a sauna they can be quite hot places to be a little bit like

my studio in fact oh but I shouldn't complain really because look look at

this here is the view from my studio window tonight look at that so there it

is there is the view from my studio just before the CERN started to set and

tonight the Sun set at 9:35 so just around half

an hour ago so 30 minutes ago the Sun set and would you like to see the view

now so here it is this is now a live view right now so there it is sort of

that you are looking at now is a live view from my studio window

looking across into the distance and if you look in the distance you can see the

town of Shrewsbury or Shrewsbury so some people say Shrewsbury and some people

say Shrewsbury so there it is that is the view now that particular town is

around about 15 maybe 16 miles away so you are looking across into the distance

from my studio window and that is a live view at this very moment in time so I

hope you are enjoying that can I just say mr. steve is not in a good mood

tonight he is in a very bad mood so please be careful how you speak to mr.

Steve tonight he's feeling very techie I love that word tetchy if someone is

tetchy it means they are easily irritated they are feeling on edge a

little bit like me really because I don't know about you but when I get hot

I always feel very techie so maybe I am feeling a little techie

tonight but I know mr. Steve is and I will explain why a little bit later on

now a lot of people have asked about the Bulls the cows and the Bulls in the

field so let's have a quick look so this is some video footage from yesterday and

of course yesterday I was in the garden doing a live stream did you see my live

stream yesterday I was live on YouTube yesterday afternoon from 2 o'clock and

of course I am back with you tonight as well so for those wondering when I am

on you can catch my live English lessons on Sunday 2 p.m.

UK time and also on Wednesday 10 p.m. UK time so those are the times of my live

streams so they are the times when I'm normally on of course now and again I

like to do some surprised live streams as well so now and again I like to give

you a little surprise

for those who like surprises I I do sometimes do surprise live streams like

yesterday for example so yesterday I did a live stream and no one was expecting

it no one at all I hope you are well tonight I hope you are cool where you

are I'm not very cool at the moment because it is absolutely boiling hot

here in the studio and apparently tomorrow it's going to be even hotter

tomorrow so today it was about 29 yesterday it was about 28 tomorrow wait

for it wait until I tell you how hot it's going to be here tomorrow 31

degrees here tomorrow apparently can you believe it so we'll have to wait and see

but it looks as if this warm weather across England and the UK and many parts

of Europe will continue until the weekend so maybe at the weekend we will

be outside maybe this weekend we will be outside with the live stream so the live

chat is up and running there it is don't forget mr. Steve will be here at around

about 10:30 so let's have a look at the live chat hi everybody say

is Belarusian hello from France also Belarus is here as well hello to you

hello everybody from gosia Sheeran Zoran Colonel Patricia Miller

hello Miller I'm not sure if I know you is this your first time here is it your

first time on the live chat let me know saiqa is here hello saiqa Francisco

hello mr. Duncan and all the other classmates Francisco is watching in

Spain Belarusian Victor hello victor I used to have an uncle my uncle his name

was Victor you don't get many Victor's nowadays it is a name that not many

people have and that is something we will be talking about on Sunday so next

Sunday we will be talking about names we will be talking about common names in

English and we will be talking about uncommon names and maybe you can give us

some of the names that are popular in your country all of that is coming on

Sunday meanwhile tonight I am here live until around about 11:30

yes apparently I was thinking about it yes naked mr. Duncan I don't think

YouTube is wait is ready I don't think YouTube is ready for naked

mr. Duncan not yet anyway a Victor says your sunset is beautiful yes we have a

lovely view tonight the sunset was nice and we also have a live view outside as

well Nicole says I am boiling too

it's unbearable but it's really good to see you

mr. Steve again Oh are you feeling fragile or fragile tonight yes I am

because it's so hot it's so hot here in the studio so there is a live view and

this is the live view looking out toward Shrewsbury and you can see now many of

the lights have come on in the distance you can see the big clock tower and that

particular clock tower is on the University and there are two church

spires as well so that is a live view looking out to the nearby town of

Shrewsbury or Shrewsbury the big question is why is mr. Steve unhappy

tonight why is he feeling Tet Qi it's a great

word isn't it I know here it's cold and very wet says aurora is it really oh I'm

sorry to hear that you're not very well I hope you're cold I hope your fever

will clear very soon it's worth mentioning by the way that we now have

live subtitles now this is something I want to explain very briefly last week

YouTube has started doing live stream subtitles so some of you will see this

underneath the video you will see this you can click on that and you will get

live subtitles on the live stream yes live later on when the live stream has

finished those live subtitles will be regenerated as new subtitles so later on

the subtitles will be replaced so they will be replaced so yes we have live

subtitles isn't amazing it's incredible so I hope you

are enjoying that for those who can receive live subtitles it's incredible I

love technology very much although having said that some people are very

suspicious of technology they don't trust technology and I'm going to tell

you the name of one person who does not trust technology can you guess who it is

I'll give you a clue he will be appearing at 10:30 on this live stream

hmm yeah it's true it's mr. Steve he doesn't trust

technology he doesn't so yes the subtitles on the live stream are

being tested and I am very lucky because I have been chosen to help test the live

stream subtitles so yes isn't that nice YouTube has chosen me me can you believe

it to test the live subtitles so it's

amazing so at the moment they are just being tested so you might find that some

of the subtitles are not correct for which I apologise right now

hany come up ko bop says it's a beautiful landscape yes it is yes it's

beautiful tonight we are really enjoying a lovely view out of the window tonight

it's fantastic we had a beautiful sunset and everything is looking rather nice so

what about you do you trust technology mr. Steve will be here in 12 minutes to

tell us why he doesn't trust technology he is a little skeptical he is very wary

very oh I like that the word wary if you are wary of something it means you are

suspicious or cautious about something so you are very wary I like that word if

you are a wary person it means you are quite suspicious of things around you

you are very wary shall we have a look in the garden because a lot of people

have asked about the daily air so let's have a look at the daily air it is

looking amazing at the moment there are so many flowers now coming out on the

daily air and the good thing about this plant is once the flowers have faded

away you can cut them off and then lots of new flowers will replace them so you

don't have to wait until next year to get more flowers you get them within two

or three weeks so as soon as these flowers have faded away new ones will

come along to take their place and that is one of the most amazing things about

dahlias dahlias would you like to have a look in the garden a lot of people enjoy

looking around the garden so let's go for a little stroll around the garden

shall we I do do-do-do-do-do

so tonight it was lovely outside you can see everything is looking very green and

very lush lush and I must admit I do like summer even though during this

period I I often get hay fever but I'm very glad to tell you I'm happy to say

that today my hay fever hasn't been too bad it's not been too bad I was sneezing

tonight but fortunately my sneezing has now stopped so I'm feeling much better

thank you very much so there you can see many of the plants

many of the bushes and also some beautiful yellow flowers which a lot of

people saw yesterday during my livestream they said Mr Duncan we like

those yellow flowers in your garden we will see a little bit more of those

later on so the light was beautiful tonight and there you can see it shining

through the dams and tree and there they are again the yellow flowers that I

mentioned earlier now I would love to know what these flowers are called

because earlier today I was trying to identify them and I couldn't find any

information on these flowers so I'm trying to find out what these are

actually called I did use a little application on my mobile phone

but unfortunately it couldn't identify them so I would

love to know what those yellow flowers are just in case anyone knows and if you

do know please let me know yes III must admit I have spent a lot of time in the

garden today I've been outside for most of the day can you see some baby damsons

so in around about two months from now I will be picking these damsons off the

tree at the moment they are very small and they are not ready to be picked

are there some some lovely water some refreshing water for the birds and today

of course I did some washing I washed some clothes and if you look very

carefully you can see the shirt the t-shirt that I wore yesterday and there

just to prove how beautiful the weather is can you see the blue sky there isn't

a cloud in the sky oh and for those who are wondering what color my socks are

tonight there you can see I am wearing my odd socks again they are wearing my

odd socks and there I am walking around the garden so I hope you enjoyed that a

little stroll around the garden on a Tuesday night and this is late and live

English yes it is it's late and live just for you and it's mr. Duncan that's

me for those who don't know who I am I've been teaching English on YouTube

for over eleven years and now I am in to my 12th year I've been doing this for 12

years almost 12 years talking of which this weekend of course

June comes to an end and July says hello and of course in July I will be

celebrating my second anniversary of doing live streams so on the 15th of

July it will be my second anniversary two years since I started doing my live

streams so yes I've been a very busy bee over the past eleven and a half years

it's true very busy indeed the live chat is also very busy let's see what's going

on

weary yes I think weary or weary yes if you are weary it means you are tired but

if you are weary it means you are suspicious or cautious so I hope that

helps you I hope that helps you

we like your odds socks thank you annamaria thank you very much for that

the leaf and the sky are a good combination yes I think so they are a

very good combination Carrodus says the word lush means luxuriant rich

abundant profuse exuberant riotous prolific vigorous dense thick rampant

jungle II yes I think that is a very good description of my garden at the

moment it is a little bit like a got a jungle you are right

well then why do you put your why do you put on your t-shirt the fragile teacher

well I'm feeling very fragile very delicate tonight because it's so hot it

is a very hot day and also a very hot evening as well how

do I get the live subtitles well first of all can I say that not everyone can

see the subtitles at the moment not everyone can get them so that is just a

warning just to let you know that not everyone can see the live subtitles

however later on after the live stream has finished you can get subtitles on

the recorded live stream I know it's very confusing it's very confusing for

me as well and I get very easily confused mr. Duncan don't be sad I have

hay fever as well oh yes peat ash Pete ash says I also get hay fever isn't that

strange because I find it very hard to find people who have hay fever I don't

know many people I feel sometimes as if I'm the only person in the world who

suffers from hay fever sometimes I feel as if I'm the only person in the world

who gets hay fever and that's the reason why tonight I'm feeling very fragile do

you like that so please handle me with care

be very gentle tonight because I am feeling very fragile and so is mr. Steve

mr. Steve is not in a good mood and I will tell you why in a few moments after

mr. Steve joins us on the live chat he will be here in around about three

minutes Oh No what's happened what's happened what's happened to mr. Steve

we'll find out a little bit later mr. Duncan where are the live subtitles you

can find the live subtitles by clicking

underneath the video or if you are watching on a mobile device an Android

device you can also find them on there so there are subtitles on the Android

devices and also on PCs and of course later on you can watch the subtitles on

the recorded live stream and it doesn't matter where you are watching or what

you are watching that particular thing on so later when the subtitles are

regenerated and put back on you can all see the subtitles whoa it's very very

complicated sometimes technology can be very complicated

Oh Thank You Franco for your guests thank you very much so Franco thinks it

is a lysimachia or lie sim sim iike so yes maybe I'm going to try and find out

what that yellow flower is called because I'm not sure I am actually not

sure so no I'm not sure what the yellow flowers are did you enjoy my legs

earlier Lydia thank you very much for that I think

maybe mr. steve is going through the change yes maybe maybe it's mr. Steve's

age maybe is going through the male menopause I think so and this is

something that does happen to men yes it's true some people don't believe it

but there is such a thing as male menopause and that's when men start to

re-evaluate their lives and maybe the hormones

in their bodies start to change and then they have to adjust to getting older and

some men find getting older very hard to deal with they do very strange things

some men like to relive their youth maybe they will go out and buy a

motorbike so this normally happens around about the age of 5060 so between

the ages of 50 and 60 some men start to do very strange things they have

something called a midlife crisis mid life crisis and they start to do very

strange things what about me am I having a midlife crisis every day for me every

single day is a midlife crisis for me trust me

so where is mr. Steve a lot of people are wondering where he is well I think

he will be here very soon but let's have a quick look at the live

chat so mr. Steve will be appearing on camera in a few moments so stand by

stand by that's nice lots of people on the live

chat it is a warm evening you are right yes what is your favorite flower asks

annamaria I must admit I like all sorts of flowers but there is one particular

flower that I love and it always appears at the start of spring and that is of

course the daffodil I really do like daffodils very much guess who is about

to appear on your screens go on see if you can guess

I do too doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo

oh thank you very much for that oh we're on thanks for the warning mr. don't grim

Paula I I think I know I did actually give you a warning of coughing and

itching my nose the warning was here's mr. Steve Here I am stressed I'm

stressed and I was the Duncan stressed I know I know mr. Steve is not in a very

good mood and all will be explained now now during the past three days we've had

some problems here haven't we we've had some very strange things going on with

one particular thing mr. Steve will explain one essential service you think

you know Medaille with 2018 the one thing that you shouldn't be cut off is

water well it depends by electricity water sewage and we're here in the UK

today and because we've had a few days of hot weather the waters run out and

ELISA has where where we are well we were not out of Midland air well first

of all there's a little bit more to the story because they haven't told us what

the problem is so two days ago we suddenly found we had no water

suddenly at about 10:00 or 10:30 at night the water went off no water we

turned the tap and there was no water and no explanation we didn't know why

many of the neighbors were very concerned they didn't know why either

there was no real explanation from the local water authority but they said they

were replacing something they were replacing a piece of equipment so

yesterday the water came back on but nothing till nine o'clock in the morning

this was on Tuesday morning yes and so I had to go to work couldn't have a shower

you know well I sort of had a makeshift one with a bottle of water yes using

water Steve poured some water over his head and another part but it were

anyway it worked I didn't get any complaints so we thought that's all

fixed so but then last night it went off at 8 o'clock so last night the water

went off again so for the second day we lost the water the water went off yes is

de the year so far the water went off yesterday on the hottest day yes and

then this morning it was back on a games back on oh great yeah everything's back

to normal everything's back to normal and then

tonight just before you went on live just before literally 10 minutes before

I started my livestream the war to end up again the water went off again and at

this very moment there was no water and it won't be back on to the morning I

suspect so this is what it's like in the UK now since we decided we began to

leave Europe suddenly there's no investment in infrastructure no

investment in public services and the waters been cut off yeah I so don't come

to live here if you're thinking of emigrating and coming to the UK just be

aware you might not be able to get any water when you get here bring it with

you I'm exaggerating but it is bizarre in 2018 well actually for the last

hundred years it would have been bizarre to have the water cut off because we

should have got water sorted you know back in the 18th century what we did but

for some reason it's all been cut off so I'm stressed mr. Duncan when Steve talks

sometimes it's like a badly edited history lesson where were you then you

were a hundred years ago then he weren't hundred years ago then you said a

hundred years ago everything was all wrong point I'm making mr. Duncan you

said that in the UK in England we sorted out water supplies a long time ago and

for some reason now there's a problem I don't think it was that long ago it

wasn't that long ago there wasn't I grew up we never had water shortages yes well

at 1976 when there was an exceptionally dry period of rain a dry period of

weather and the the water supply we had to have it

rationed yeah and there was that there was a other period as well that brief

period called the Second World War mr. Duncan you're being facetious yes

then facility had water problems I don't remember my mother saying they had water

problems during the Second World War well although having said that I think

water shortages was probably the least of people's problems during the Second

World War staying alive and not being bombed was

probably war got to do with it mr. Lindsey anyway that's the situation

we're in we've got no water what's the water to do we're smelling a bit here

because I haven't had showers I have I had a lovely wash before the water went

off well that's all right for you mr. Duncan I've got to go to work tomorrow

anyway let's look at the live chat see if everyone's interested in our water

supply issues well I would imagine that tomorrow the water will be back on so so

we're still not sure the point I'm trying to make eventually is that we

don't know why this is happening so on the first day of course we thought yes

there's a problem okay they fixed it the second day it seemed a little suspicious

and now the third day we've lost the water again so now we are

starting to think maybe there is more to the story you know what I think mr.

Duncan they built over the last five years they've built an awful lot of

houses in the area over a thousand houses many houses have been built in

the area and I think that the infrastructure hasn't kept up with the

with the number of houses so I think that what's happening is the waters

running out because there are too many houses and they haven't improved the the

reservoirs or or something along those lines that's what my suspicion is

because the water pressures been dropping for the last few weeks it's not

like we haven't had any rain we've had loads of rains been lots of rainy

weather all through the winter and the spring so there should be no problems

water supplies and it's only here the rest of the country doesn't seem to be

having a problem so it's seven Trent water

shame on you seventh rent water not that you're watching but we haven't even this

is if when this is gone we've got no water left mr. Duncan so if we find a

stream fortunately we have some bottled water

so what's them today didn't you so that was a that was very lucky so we have

some bottled water so we're not really going to fall thirsty we're not going to

fall thirsty we're not going to suddenly wither away like a like a dry plant so

there's no worry though Jeff says about the Queen has water yes well of course

they never have problems like this in London I said the live chat isn't on at

the moment isn't it no well Jeff says I bet the Queen has water yeah now it's on

well I was reading it on there wasn't time yeah they're being very awkward

tonight I'll be awkward I'm just I'm just being professional so now the live

chat is on the Skype a professional allowing a big big space that I was

taking in some oxygen art in Don let's not stress I'm stressed Martin we've got

no water Steve's trying to demolish the studio here just just just try to calm

down at now I know you've had a fire you've had a high I'm only joking really

you've had a hard day and now you found that there's no water and it's like the

end of the world the thing is we always take these things we always take these

things for granted so we are used to just turning the tap so you can go to

the tap you can turn the tap and then the water will come out and it's magic

it's as if there is a little water fairy producing all of that water by magic but

of course there is a big process that takes place to get the water into that

tap so we still don't know what happened there we are very suspicious

we think maybe there might be unofficially oh well Jeff says I'm all

set yet drinking water that's good not all set with the subjects not on the

screen at the moment I'm just reading it from there

yes but it's out of context there we go there it is now now that

they can see it even I don't know there we go so yes well the thing is Jeff

we're not set with drinking water but I know what you mean and you're getting in

use of the word set yes so which is it so in that sense what does it mean he's

all set the drinking water it means we've got a supply we're fine

everything's all right we've got a supply of drinking water that would mean

we're set yes but what does that mean in that

context the word set well Jeff is saying that we're all set for drinking or don't

mean that he's got drinking water that's it so it's it's all what what you say

then prepared I'm prepared I'm set so if something is set if you're if you you

have enough of it or you are prepared for it there is enough of it very

knowing tonight that you think I'm not being annoying drink vodka yes I can't

drink water I'll drink vodka can I wash with vodka do you think somebody said I

would to drink with vodka there we go somebody whose name I can't read says I

should drink vodka maybe I should maybe you should bathe in

vodka Steve Belarus II guess Brazil won today

but who didn't have you talked about football already listed we haven't no we

haven't mentioned it yet because we've been talking about other things yes a

big shock tonight oh yes a big shock in the World Cup Germany they have won the

World Cup so many times it's it's unbelievable it's humble it's absolutely

unbelievable tonight they were knocked out by South Korea

well done South Korea and well that's good because that means that we're in

with a chance now we are all we need now is for Russia to

get knocked out Italy to get knocked out Brazil to get knocked out and then we'll

be playing I don't know I'm in a Mongolia

I think it's going to be my prediction is it's going to be an England Brazil

final what about that and how am I going to which way am I going to go there

because I said of course I've said live that if England were thrown out I would

support Brazil but then when it comes to a final between Brazil and England well

that's gonna be what did Pele used to play for Brazil us just last week did we

get an answer note Pele who did he used to play for sure what was Brazil anyway

you're certainly asking the wrong person if you're asking me because I have no

idea ask in the world now perhaps so they can

surprised I've calmed down a mr. Duncan so calm Alex says who not who will win

who will win who will win the World Cup Martin runs England to win so do I I

didn't really care to be honest I'm not a fan of football so I don't follow it

but I was rooting for a ram I really thought Iran was going to win the World

Cup this year look I need he said something that could have got me into

trouble then you know you know you know you know what I think and I'm making a

prediction right now a prediction a prediction even if I can say it I hope I

can that's because you dehydrated with the lack of water I can make a

prediction now that 2050 2050 the World Cup will be hosted by Iran there you

know where you heard it first so 2050 2050 the World Cup will be hosted by

Iran yeah I think so yes if that happens it'll be because they've they've put us

to ransom that if they don't get the World Cup though they're threatened as

with nuclear weapons that's nice fuck yeah right it round I forget I hold

the world coke those okay we've gotta live you know what I'm talking about oh

yeah yes we got it we've got a live view

outside there it is look at that looking over into the distance we had a

beautiful sunset tonight and there it is that is an actual live view looking out

towards Shrewsbury which is about 15 maybe 16 miles away from here and there

look at that it's like Africa isn't it what with the red sunset yes there's no

answer to that really there is no answer to what mr. Steve just said and of

course earlier did you see the sunset earlier it was lovely so there it is

earlier so that's what it looked like earlier tonight isn't that gorgeous tea

isn't that good well that's the haze as the Sun starts to set so what you're

looking at there is the haze you're looking at a parched landscape yes and

devoid of water and here is the view the same view right now there it is look at

that through the windows of modern technology talking of which we were

discussing something very interesting today weren't we Steve we were talking

about technology because you had to do something today on your computer didn't

you yes and you know how I love technology mr. Duncan and how how it

loves me it just loves me and I love it you don't like technology and technology

doesn't like you I think it would be fair to say I had to I was at will

obviously work had to come home at 3:30 because I had to take part in a training

session and I had to you it's called a webinar yes or it's similar to a

conference call isn't it that's right the but you can see the person as well

you can see the person that is delivering the

the presentation or the lesson which this was and and then there's lots of

people taking part from all around the country and we all dial in and then she

can put a screen up so we can see what what she wants to tell us on a screen

she can put slides up put a presentation up we can hear her and of course as

usual because I have to attend several of these at least one a week

the usual technical issues one it took me about half an hour to get on anyway

and and then when we eventually did all get on the the presenter sounded like

she was talking down a long tube well those you said there was an echo she was

had and echoes you couldn't get rid of it so the whole hour and a half she had

an echo a voice it didn't really work they don't work very well these are

webinars so anything anything where you have to communicate with more than one

person through the internet it's always a disaster

trust me and and Google knows all about that because of the thing that they used

to have where lots of people could talk at the same time in a group and it never

works properly it's one of the worst types of Technology but of course

tonight you have super duper high definition and even live subtitles as

well this works much better than anything we've got at work I've just

that's the last of the water by the way yes and for those wondering you can see

the captions or subtitles by clicking on this sign if you have it not everyone

has it at the moment and I am one of the first people on YouTube to have live

subtitles isn't that amazing ooh so they are just

testing the feature at the moment so if you are lucky you will have life

subtitles and of course later on after the lesson has finished after YouTube

has recorded this there will be subtitles once again on the live chat

for everyone to read so I know it's very complicated but you

are slightly suspicious and the reason why you are suspicious is you actually

thought or you think that people can listen yeah

listen in so even if you're sitting by your computer and you're not connected

to anything but you are on the Internet Steve Steve thinks maybe people can

actually access or listen because of course the computer has a microphone and

a camera built-in so you sometimes think you get a little worried don't you even

to the point where he actually covers the camera I do you cover the camera on

the laptop so Steve's laptop he actually puts a little piece of paper over the

camera because sometimes he thinks that people might be just spying and seeing

what he's doing now might be you know looking at some of my bank details or

something like that or mr. Duncan might wander in yes he might be he might be

naked that wouldn't happen so what I'd like to know is have we got any computer

experts out there watching tonight who know a lot about technology computers

can people monitor you through your laptop or your your phone can they can

they connect to you in some way and listen in because I was sitting there

today and suddenly a message popped up to say hello Steven are you having

problems with your computer I noticed that you can't connect to something

mm-hmm and it was somebody from our IT office must have slided I must have been

monitoring me in some way and discover that I was having problem connecting to

some way so instead of waiting for me to phone up IT support and asked them to

sort it out they sent me a message that popped up on the screen yes so it's as

if someone Vicious it's as if someone knew what Steve was doing or maybe and

what I said I said it's probably an automatic feature so maybe there's an

automatic feature or something but there are people who have their own thoughts

and opinions and there is of course a lot of distrust at the moment isn't as

Steve because of the recent the recent use of people's data by companies such

as Facebook and I must admit I'm really enjoying Facebook with their their

feeble attempt they're terrible terrible attempt to to rebrand themselves as

being lovely and fair and beautiful and ever so nice but I don't I don't think

many people or maybe some people don't trust sites like Facebook anymore

Connell says just go back to Connell says it there we go they are you hearing

too fast mr. Duncan Connell says do you pronounce it Iran or Iran I think if

you're in English you would pronounce it Iran Americans tend to say Iran yes so

the the stress is very different on the first letter so Iran so we tend to say

Iran if you are American or if you have an American accent which is actually

what we're talking about it's Iran Iran like Iraqis so Iraq as well you might

hear people say Iraq instead of we would say Iraq Iraq Iraq so yes there are some

slight differences but once again that's more because of the accent or the type

of pronunciation so it isn't necessarily because of the different English being

spoken it's just really down once again to accent yes a both are correct

so both the answer both are correct how will you go to the toilet yes well it's

gonna get a bit smelly yes because we can't we'll have to put lots

of bleach down oh I see I've just realized what Jeff has said Jeff said we

can use the toilet water so we can take we can take the water out of the toilet

and drink that thankfully we do have some bottled water yes we have plenty of

bottled water thank you somebody just said they're watching from

Brazil oh yes Mark Zuckerberg covers his mic and camera oh really is FX 25 AMD I

said that yes I'm not sure if that's a real thing that that sounds to me like

something that someone has made up on the Internet

strangely enough I met with my boss a few weeks ago and he said to me so he

Ravine ooh that I covered the camera on my laptop and I don't know how he would

know because we never use laptops in work meetings we always use iPads so I

am suspicious that we are being watched but yes I have a theory about that one

maybe in the past you've joined in one of these conference calls and the camera

wasn't showing even though that your camera was connected but maybe it was

just black so then so you would conclude you would come to the conclusion that

you must have been covering the camera because that's what you kind of would

assume so if I connected to you on your computer and the screen was black I

would just assume that you had covered the camera so maybe that's the reason

why it could be me Nicole says that well and I agree that the sunset looks like I

think she means Mars planet Mars yes it doesn't look a bit a bit Martian would I

like to go on the mission to Mars I can tell you now Nicole there will be no

mission to Mars no it's not happening it's all hype it's too difficult it

would be a suicide mission we can't even get don't even get back to

the moon we can't even go to the moon I mean that's just next door that that's

like walking down your garden path the gate we can't even get that far so I

don't know how we're going to get to Mars

it won't happen until we can find a better propulsion system you can't have

you can't have astronauts in three months just to get there it's just yeah

and at utter and complete waste of money we should be sending robots not human

beings because they're much cheaper to send robots than human beings and we

could spend the money much better on on helping people survive on this planet

and wasting it on sending men to Mars utterly pointless but it won't be hard

to do anything when they get there hmm this is what a lot of people say I mean

we can't even sort out this planet what why are we going to other planets

what we should do first is sort this planet out we should make sure that

Earth is well taken care of we should make sure that we can all get along

together as one race and let's raise it group of people on the planet and then

maybe we can all put our heads together and then we can decide how we are going

to explore other planets but first we should get this this sorted out first

planet Earth yes we can't we can't keep sending people up into space on what is

effectively a giant firework yeah you know that that's all we've got at the

moment the technology we've got is just to sit people on top of what is it in

effect a giant firework yes I mean you can't go how far is it to Mars it takes

something like three months to get there it's it's it's about a billion miles or

something I mean you can't send people up in a giant firework yes well it's

three months if you're going it a very very very very fast speed that's right

exactly so you've got to be really still be

going very fast and of course you can just about get the rocket up above the

earth but then you have to then travel all the distance to Mars and it's a very

very long way it's not like getting on the bus and then 20 minutes late

you arrive and then a nice man says we are now approaching Mars all those

departing for Mars please leave the bus now it's nothing like that it's a little

bit more complicated Elon Musk thinks that within the next five years we'll be

going to Mars I don't think we I think Elon Musk is just a very bored

millionaire or should I say billionaire he's trying to make a name for himself

he's just this is what happens sometimes when you become very wealthy rich you

become very bored and you want to have new hobbies so Elon Musk

I think his hobby is making electric cars and also making big rockets so it's

like a hobby really for him that's what billionaires do he's going

to struggle anyway because I think because electric cars everyone starting

to I mean the company that he's got that makes electric cars

Tesla aren't you know that they've he's now got to compete with all the big

brands like BMW Ford Mercedes who were all starting to make electric cars who

have got massive resources and he's going to have to start to compete with

them and whether he will survive long term producing electric cars will remain

to be seen so I think he'll run out of money before he gets anyone to Mars I

mean it probably is possible to get a man to Mars but let's face it the

missions - he'll be dead the missions to the moon in the 1960s

they virtually all failed it was just an absolute fluke so they managed to get

there and back it was probably they're probably only at about it let's rewind

slightly fluke what what does fluke mean if lutely

it means it means that against all the odds it succeeds anyway yes

well fluke is just like my lucky chance lucky

Challenge yes so fluke is lucky chance also it's a it's a type of worm that

lives in yeah yeah your stomach liver fluke yes is is is a parasite that you

can ingest on in food and water and it burrows through your stomach wall anyway

I do theme to your liver we're going way oh yes okay I don't think that's what

we're actually talking about we're talking about mark we've got distracted

as usual I wonder if although you might find that there are some liver fluke on

Mars but yes if you were if you actually managed to get someone to Mars by the

time they got there they would probably dead because of the conditions and the

atmospherics and all sorts of things so we will be able to get a corpse to Mars

but not much else arpeggios asked an interesting question

oh I'm wondering whether he's testing our knowledge is he testing us yes yeah

Pedro says oh la Pedro do you like my shirt tonight weather-wise no stripes

how many planets are there in this I was ironing wasn't I was hiding all my

stripy shirts for Pedro on Sunday yes I think so if you didn't see that go and

have a look at us Sunday yeah I think you were watching football weren't you

on on Sunday Pedro wasn't there but it was so exciting I was ironing all my

stripy shirts and also showing words and teaching at the same time how many

planets are there in the solar system I think this is a bit of a trick question

is it well because why are someone missing well now have some of them

exploded Pluto was was was downgraded from a planet wasn't it yes but but I

have but suddenly there's a lot of interest in Pluto again because they

they discarded Pluto they said Pluto is nothing it's unimportant but now they've

discovered after flying by that Pluto is actually a very interesting planet and

and now they're they're kind of saying okay we didn't like Pluto

a while but now we we kind of like it again because there's there's some

interesting things on it so you can see how fickle fickle scientists in eight or

nine eight or nine watt planets well let's go through their Curie well no

let's go through them that's what I'm doing

yes well I was good I was going to say let's go through and get this right make

you have to establish what we're doing before we do it

Mercury Venus so earth Mercury Venus Earth Mars us is it Saturn or is it is

it is it Saturn next no it's not Jupiter Jupiter then it's Saturn Saturn then

it's Neptune Neptune then it's Pluto Pluto the rate well I've come to date

there are eight all right okay right all right so eight then or seven if we

don't count Pluto that's it so seven if we don't count Pluto but I'm going to

count Pluto because between you and me Pluto is a very interesting planet very

interesting you should go there one day it's lovely in the summer Saturn Uranus

sorry oh yes we missed we missed out Uranus Uranus

I saw your anus Uranus Pluto I saw eight I'm going ice I'm just trying to

say something you see which is witty which might keep some viewers actually

watching oh I saw your anus last night what there you go that's it I was sleep

I didn't notice you shouldn't bend over like that don't be disgusting mr. Duncan

I saw I saw a full moon on the horizon well you say my face looks like a giant

moon you say I've got a moon face don't you mr. Duncan cuz you know it's round

and looks like the moon you know you know you know Steve was so

angry earlier he said I want to punch your chaffinch I want to punch a

chaffinch that's how angry he waits do what you ought to punch it you can punch

the chaffinch now if you want you want to punch it now there's a chaffinch for

you to punch mr. Steve yes some violent did you see that that's cruelty that is

there we go yes we missed out we missed out Uranus but we got it in in the end

and it ate yes Uranus missed I knew we'd missed one

my favor what was a favorite planet Martin says was Jupiter your favorite

planet yes you can have a favorite planet can you have a favorite planet

there's only one that I've been to that's earth earth if earth is my

favorite planet yes my favorite planet what's your favorite planet mr. duncan

else alpha Centura that's a star yes well I well of course

that's where stars belong on stars have you beat hot mr. Duncan yes I think so

our nearest our nearest Sun isn't it I think it's about two and a half

light-years away Alpha Centauri that's amazing isn't it when you look up at the

night sky and you see all those stars it's hard to believe there are actually

suns just like our own every single one of those little dots in the sky they are

sun's and the nearest one and all although all the stars that we can see

in the sky are all in our own galaxy they're all just in our galaxy so

there's about 200 built look at these listen to these figures mr. Duncan

oh there's about 200 billion stars in our own galaxy the Milky Way and they're

all the stars that we can see when we look up in the night sky and then on top

of that and we can't see them without a telescope there are then about another

two to three hundred billion galaxies each of which contains about two to

three hundred billion in stars each all of which may have

planets revolving around them with life mmm may just like us maybe somewhere I'm

not like us because you know well not like weirdos I'm hoping I'm

hoping on other planets hoping on other planets that we haven't survived summer

so maybe we've gone we've died out and withered away but Martin said what's

your favorite planet so what sorry what's your favorite planet go on I've

just asked me that question off the top of your head favorite planet I've just

told you did you I said Earth ryu-san Alpha Centauri that

I had to correct just I was just being flippant but I like my first answer was

Earth that that's my favorite planet it's the only that's a good answer

it's the only one I've been to I have no other point of reference I haven't been

to any other planet I haven't been around the cosmos flying around on a

little spaceship like like han Solo and solo Odie what I was going to say what

oh it doesn't really matter though the the motivation just leaves my body so

quickly that's a good answer mr. Duncan earth half-a-century yes oh it's four

light-years away is it okay I've been corrected I couldn't remember exactly

what it was no we had noticed but that's it I mean the nearest star to us 4.37

lightyears so going at 186,000 miles per second

which is the speed of light 186,000 miles per second I don't know what that

isn't Colima kilometers that will take you for over four years to get there at

the speed of light hmm and then when you get there you probably won't find

anything which of course returns us to the original problem and that's getting

there and sorry if you go there at the speed of light and then come back

everyone will probably be dead because of relative

fitting everything everyone's got older back here on earth yes we talked about

this in a week I feel like it am I in a time loop is this the best happening

again we've had this can't go back in the past we have that discussion as well

we had this same conversation people were thinking this is a recording it's

not a recording honestly it's just Steve repeating it Joe says I look short -

what am I in centimeters I'm hoping tonight at some point I will get to the

end of a sentence before Steve explodes into another piece of randomness Oh

300,000 kilometers a second what is at the speed of light

oh is it Thank You Fernando did you know that when the space shuttle sounds about

right did you know that when the space shuttle

goes into space it goes four times the speed of sound four times the speed of

sound as fast as a bullet so when the Space Shuttle used to take off it went

up as fast as a bullet can you believe that I thought you said sorry I thought

you said it went four times the speed of a bullet yes Mac Mac eight Mac AIDS

yes I'd like one is the speed of sound okay that bus what I said yes I said the

speed of sound think I said I said this smack eight did I say the speed of sound

everyone well you said I didn't say the speed of light

that star walls it's a it's a different thing all together we don't have light

speed and a thousand kilometers yes that's two people English thank you very

much it's pretty quick isn't it let's face it when you switch on a light bed

that's what we we we phoned up a man from NASA and I asked how fast boring hi

are you on the spectrum of something see what some pills I I phoned at Nasser and

I asked how fast the speed of sound is and they said pretty fast

to answer your question Pedro I'm probably well I'm 5 foot 10 what just

got to do with anything Pedro it says that look I am sure to the

mr. Duncan mr. Duncan is is six-foot so I'm probably about 3 or 4 centimeters

shorter than you why everyone is shorter than your you're shorter than everyone I

am NOT short I'm actually above average height it's just because mr. Duncan

looks tall so this is my normal height this is I'm getting up on my tiptoes now

you don't good you know when I do my livestream normally I have to get on my

knees to make Steve look taller I'm only joking

ah seven eighth grade class question yes that's probably what it is we are only

talking basic stuff aren't we it's still interesting yes that's about as far as

we can go basic I feel like I'm in kindergarten kids in kindergarten learn

this stuff where is the mood is the moon in the sky strange to believe yes is

there a man in the moon I'm also shrinking a bit through through sort of

semi depression over the water-supply old age

I've been accused being a he hooligan he wore a hula some five ten five foot ten

but I don't know what that is in centimeters I'm afraid one second to

reach the moon says Fernando light yes yes it's about right that's good you

should have heard it when it blew up it was loud what's that sure five feet ten

inches you'll have to look that up Petra Pedro not sure what that is in Petra I'm

gonna say Petra there's a question now I'm not sure if I do know the answer to

this nicole says why do we always see the same face of the moon

I think that is because it is just a phenomenon which you do see quite often

where moons going around planets only show one face can I can I explain and no

can I explain it you can it's because the rotation of the Moon mask as always

facing the earth because it is also rotating at the same speed as it orbits

the earth it's a very unique thing apparently ah there you go look at that

I knew that I knew that you see mr. Duncan but apparently it's not as

uncommon because you think it's very suspicious

oh yes suddenly you know all about it no well I was just saying I I said no just

not unusual to see that somehow that this this occurs no but they used to be

suspicious hmm I remember in the 1970s hmm when I was growing up they used to

say that what goes on on the Dark Side of the Moon there could be aliens living

there we have no idea except that there are see them now there are there are no

aliens they've actually been to the other side of the Moon and took

photographs but the other side of the Moon is covered with lots and lots of

craters so whatever thoughts are in here are coming out of here there's no filter

tonight there isn't no there's no filter I think there should be though I think

there might be you know maybe maybe some sort of sedative maybe a big a big

tranquilizer gun or something I will chase Steve round the garden later and

try to Nicole do you always know do you already know the answer to that question

are you testing us or do you want to know I it's a strain it is odd that

again should be a school room question but we often forget the answer to it but

mr. Duncan is right yes I know if the moon is actually spinning on its axis

yes it's basically rotating as it orbits and the

rotation and the orbit is that it's virtually identical not exactly

identical because of course we the moon's phases the moon isn't isn't

always in the same place all the time which there may be over millions of

years the moon we would gradually see another side to the moon as well the

moon is slowly moving away it moves away about one centimeter every every ten

years or something that's right so the moon is slowly moving away from it and

they think it may be a million years from now so don't worry it's not

happening next week but a million years from now that the moon will be so far

away the conditions on Earth will change because of course the moon has a lot of

influence on the way things on our planet react including the the oceans so

the tide and the movement of the sea is all caused by the moon pulling on the

oceans so that's why we have the tide so sometimes the sea will come in and then

go out and that is the moon's gravitational pull literally pulling the

oceans towards it and then easing off it's true it's a science is amazing so I

think people know that mister anyway yes are interesting yes Sergio says that

we're on a speeding bullet we're traveling at a hundred and seven

thousand kilometers per hour hundreds of hundred and seventeen

thousand two hundred and eighteen kilometers per hour - yes to be exact

yes so we are spinning around quite quickly that's probably the reason why I

always get dizzy I open minded open heart says that were talking too much

together and we're not interacting Jeff was cutting the grass when something

happened was that you talking about the Space Shuttle blowing up I don't know I

don't if I think Jess talked we haven't mentioned that yet but Jeff mentioned

something about the loud explosion and then I flip yes I think

right I think there's been a loud explosion in your head hasn't it okay

shall I call an ambulance yes inglis I agree we we shouldn't be

sending men to Mars we should be sending some kind of intelligent robot yes or

maybe just mr. Steve we can send mr. Steve to Mars oh that's a very good idea

as soon as possible I'll get onto the phone now I'll go I'm going to phone

Elon Musk now and say look you know what the Russians did they use to send

monkeys and dogs into space I think we can we can test the the first earth

rocket that's going to go to Mars and we can put mr. Steve inside to test it so

is Geoff Geoff are you saying whereabouts are you Geoff are you saying

that you actually heard the Space Shuttle blow up or do you mean you heard

about it when you were cutting the grass or did you actually you sort of near

Cape Canaveral or somewhere you actually heard it were you mowing your grass next

to the Space Shuttle when it blew up I don't know what this conversation is

anymore I'll keep up mr. Duncan am i asleep

am I dreaming this this is like some strange nightmare no Connor we don't

have any idioms tonight huh we haven't prepared any so you'll have to wait

until Sunday I'm afraid before that before we have some more idioms I had a

lot did do it if you were were there on Sunday I've had quite a lot of idioms

concerned with the board use of the word ball ball was fascinating and I was

ironing at the same time some people might say that tonight's livestream is a

load of balls how can we live knowing that in a million years the moon will go

away because it's moving now they've already worked out by monitoring that

the moon over a hundred years they've already worked out

you know sometimes when you think things just just keep it in the in the brain

and not not sort of just say it oh I'm on the spectrum you were definitely on

the spectrum somewhere you have to be what what was I saying I can't remember

what I was saying this might be the last live stream I ever do by the way because

I think I think I'm just going to go to the nearest Jeff said the hospital he's

in Florida and thus heard the Space Shuttle blow up and he was mowing the

lawn you're not going to forget that which one that event there's been more

than one Space Shuttle blown up I'm not making fun by the way I drew I'm just

saying this more than one there isn't just one they were there in the past

they've been two that have exploded okay not one so we you know that's all

Sergio's right space radiation is so hard we can forget about space travel

exactly exactly it's all just hype because somebody

wants to be on the television and make a name for themselves Ray Bradbury

oh yes the more Ray Bradbury yes he wrote the Martian Chronicles if I

remember rightly brilliant stories we read those at school and also of course

it was made into a TV series as well but yes the Ray Bradbury a very famous

writer science fiction writer yes in glares it will save many human lives

because you imagine what would happen if because of ego hmm let's face it if

they're going to try and send a man to or a woman or a transgender or-- a

transgender person to the moon we've got to be you know politically correct then

and it goes wrong and that person gets killed that would kill all missions for

four decades because the the would be you know all the funding would

get pulled although the most missions and they could for the cost of sending a

man there which will cost phenomenal amounts of money because of all the

resources that a person would need to get there

you could probably send about ten missions with a robot so in terms of

value for money it's much cheaper yeah to send a robot I hate to be obvious

here I don't want to be mr. obvious but the problem with that is we don't have a

bloody robot to send there if we had a robot I'm sure we would send a robot we

would go hello mr. robot could you please go to Mars for us okay I will go

to Mars for you no problem and of course don't tell the robot don't tell the

robot that we're sending him just in case it blows up because because robots

are expendable it doesn't matter you see we can't send a human being so we're

going to send this robot we're going to send it to Mars to be better than that

well well it's it's an early robot it doesn't do very much it's not terminator

it's nothing like that it just does this do you remember in the 1970s everybody

did the robot dance in the 1970s well I think the robot dance will come back one

day I really do I I love the robot dance he

spends too much time by himself I'm the only human being he sees from one week

to the next and idiom is about the moon says Colonel

well there we go we could have done what we didn't know we were going to talk

about yes yes because I'm psychic you see we did have we should have done

idioms about the moon because I knew because I can see into the future that

we would end up talking about the moon tonight yes you're right

yes I I must I must use my psychic powers more often idioms about the moon

asked for the moon bark at the moon moon face is that an actual idiom moon

moonface it is that just what you say to me if you're if you moon it means that

you take your trousers down and flash your bottom yes you show your bottom

cheeks your bum chief you moon yeah you moon somebody or you moon out of the car

window I'm surprised that all of you can talk about scientific topics in English

with high level thank you Meeker for that well I am of course a scientist

although you haven't demonstrated it much tonight to be honest chess in the

cows is what about the the space force that Trump wants to nobody is taking

anything that guy says seriously is anyone taking him seriously a space

force sounds like it sounds like a very bad TV show the first thing into space

was the dog wasn't it yes somebody's pointed that out before it was Russia

sent a dog up there didn't they yes somebody did say what the name of the

person was but I think it's God gone now I thought it was an angry Mouse but it

wasn't an angry Mouse it was a dog the first living creature to go into space

was a dog and apparently the dog is still in space now it's still going

around the earth really yeah he's still going around it's just a big pile of

bones now but yeah didn't it come back to earth I don't know it must have done

I've never got it back to earth eventually I don't know I don't know

about that that was the Russians of course they were they were rushing into

space mr. Duncan that's actually quite good collapsin says that somebody will

go into space once in a blue moon blue moon which is something that happens

very occasionally so yes we can use that as an expression if something happens

once in a blue moon it means it happens now and again it is a rare event

here is a rare event we're going to be going on time we are going to go in

around about three minutes so if you want to say something now is the time to

do it and no I'm not talking to you Steve

I've said enough I think you've said plenty tonight goodness me it's been

very lively open-minded says I'm a fool open-minded says use you talk foolish

mr. Steve Howey it's just humor really assume I'm not sure about that I'm

trying to entertain really I'm also not sure about that I I'm not sure about

anything these days the world is a very strange place have you noticed how weird

and strange everything is at the moment I was saying this to you the other day I

I really think everything has gone strange the past couple of years I don't

think there's any particular reason it just seems that everything seems strange

seems weird politics humanity the way we are all

behaving towards each other it all seems very odd so I think we went through sort

of decades of quite sort of stable sort of everything was quite stable and I

think suddenly a lot of things have happened like brexit Donald Trump being

elected lots of and we have no brain we have no water we have no water through

that that's the strangest thing of all we have no water so yes brexit Donald

Trump North Korea getting a little angry then we had Iran getting a little angry

and now we have no water mr. Steve and myself weak we can't run the tap the tap

is empty there's no water it's all gone wrong since since the year 2000 hasn't

it strange things have happened she was mm I think it's all gone very

strange since then well my thought is they such angels cellar 8 so yeah I

think we concentrate too much on on the year and the date because because the

universe does care what year it is the universe

doesn't know that it's 2018 that's just something we made up

we we we created 2018 the universe doesn't know that it's 2018 it just it

just continues on its way silently well that's not silently mr. Duncan you

actually made a noise then well it's just for dramatic effect you see you

could have just stayed silent yes yes that's also good advice for you as well

Clemson says man I will go to Mars maybe once in a blue moon yes maybe maybe once

in a blue moon yes I like that maybe in a hundred years time who knows we are

going in a moment let's have one last look at the live chat before we

disappear I'm going to have some chocolate it seems that mr. Steve is

wise wise than you oh okay thank you open mind I'm not sure what open mind

wants to say I thought open mind was saying you were foolish and now open

mind is saying that I'm falling he's saying you've lost your mind

yes we have we admitted we're complete lunatics yes well speak for yourself

Jeff said they were the first in space yes the Russians were first in space

here with with Sputnik and the USA were very annoyed about it you want to hear

my impression of Sputnik that's probably the sound is Sputnik made that's very

good mr. Dunn cuz my impression of Sputnik you like that sound don't you

yes anyway there's a program on Russia - oh yes I was hoping you wouldn't say

that just opening yet another can of worms

not so we're going now we haven't got time to talk about anything else we're

going okay right it's going it's time to go please don't go says inglis well it's

now it's now half past 11:00 at night you see it's nighttime here now

so we would love to stay but unfortunately it is coming up to 11 31

so now it's 29 minutes away from midnight and we've got some chocolate to

eat all of the neighbors the neighbors are asleep and it's so hot in here

because the temperature is very high tonight I've actually got the window

open the window is open at the moment and tomorrow apparently tomorrow Steve

it's going to be 31 degrees tomorrow that's very hot that is incredibly hot

very some people saying goodbye thank you very much indeed

Nicole says something about it was a black hole really is she talking about

Uranus again anyway what I'm not sure I'm not sure what Nicole was referring

to there I don't know I don't know where you're looking oh I see it was a black

hole mr. Duncan yes I well of course we know a lot about black holes because

they are big and if you go into them you disappear but but but people don't quite

know what happens after it's because no one has ever gone into a black hole of a

fan says your impression of the silent universe was glorious yes and of course

sound cannot be transmitted in space well apparently partly scientists have

said that it is possible to hear sound in space right okay yes yes because of

the recent Star Wars film that came out a Christmas last year a lot of people

were complaining about the noises in space because the sound wouldn't travel

but apparently some scientists have said it is possible to actually have sound in

space due to the actual vibration caused by the sound right yes so I think what

that means is if is if one thing explodes and you're nearby you will also

feel the vibration of that which in turn might cause some sort of sound

that's how I understand it as it hits the spaceship you're in that simply yes

and it will vibrate the the outer skin of the I thought you were going to say

it was because actually we think of space as a vacuum but it isn't a vacuum

there are molecules there but they're very spread out so if you're going fast

enough you might they might there might be enough to impact your spaceship to

actually make a sound vacuum that's a great word vacuum vacuum yes yes vacuum

but you can say vacuum I know I know but if you want to remember how to spell it

I used to I used to think of it as a vacuum yes because that goes anyway

right thank you Jeff's off oh look he sent a 30-cent as

a moon and a star and two hands thank you very much indeed I think those hands

are like pushing us away I think I think the hands are going please go please

clear off please leave the internet now open-minded it says don't worry you're

the best teacher in the world oh thank you let me just Mike or she anyway

we love you all and we hope that you've been entertained and have improved your

English in some small way tonight I don't feel as though we've done much to

improve people's English we've just talked about a lot of subjects but then

hopefully just hearing us talk mmm is helping with with your English yes I'll

be back on Sunday and we will I promise we will have some will have some idioms

or some phrases and I can't think of anything else to say what you were doing

there I was fitting in because I thought you were you're in some sort of trance

or something I was waiting you just I felt mr. Steve

was about to start speaking in tongues Carrodus has had

with the messages sorry about that hopefully you can join us on Sunday

that's not my fault speak freely that's not my fault that's

YouTube you can complain to YouTube about that yes Geoff's minded Jeff said

it's always fun yes Sergio there's a point Sergio the black

matter or the dark matter which makes up where you go mr. Duncan know you've God

I don't know how to shut this all down can't leave me on my own it's this mr.

Steve show I'm here for another hour no I'm only joking I am going but no Sergio

is right dark matter maybe that's what makes the sound all the matter we can

see is only a small fraction of what's actually out there the rest of its

invisible and they trying to find out what it's all made of oh you're back mr.

Duncan huh how wonderful you know the most fascinating thing is that you just

noticed this this is been on my body foot for the whole night it's very true

he is very fragile I'm feeling very fragile because I'm hot

I'm a very dainty flower and you know the thing that I'm really interested in

are cosmic rays cosmic rays firing all the time and they actually go through

you did you know that that cosmic rays pass through your body

in fact they accidentally found out about cosmic rays when some astronauts

were orbiting the earth and apparently what happened is they were getting

flashes in their eyes they kept seeing flashes in their eyes and they couldn't

work out what it was they thought maybe they had a medical problem but it turned

out that that what are you doing well I do mind you because you're doing

something it's very distracting

give me the pieces of the word set get one in then just for Jeff we're not

having uses of the word but apparently yes yes this these

flashes of light that the astronauts were talking about turned out to be

cosmic rays passing through their bodies and as it was going through their eyes

the cosmic rays were reacting with the back of the eye and that's incredible so

yes that's how they discovered cosmic rays mm-hmm anyway right we're going now

we have no uses of the word set but we are going to set off we are going to set

sail we are going to set off say yes set off you're right yes that's why I said

it we're going to set off do it for the living room do I know you

we're going now set sail yes mr. Steve is now going I'll go first

shall I yes we'll see you later mr. Steve bye bye everybody

see you on Sunday all being well that's it he's gone and there it is the the

final live view looking out towards Shrewsbury and there you can see

twinkling in the distance you can see the lights earlier of course we had the

most wonderful sunset did you see the sunset is mr. Steve

clatters around with the plates there it is earlier the sunset tonight and there

is the view now isn't that lovely and that's where we will leave it maybe

forever who knows this is mr. Duncan in the

birthplace of English saying thanks for watching I hope you've enjoyed this live

chat lots of things to think about the captions will be available later there

will be captions available later recorded captions later okay for

everyone to watch and enjoy and of course you know what's coming next until

the next time it sorry

the waters back on just that I tell you

you know sometimes in life there are moments where you feel as if you've made

a very bad decision do you ever get that feeling do you ever feel that sometimes

maybe in the past you may have made the wrong choice I'm back on Sunday by the

way I am back on Sunday 2 p.m. UK time this is mr. Duncan saying

ta ta for now 8-)