Driving along on a sunny September day in England - Mr Duncan and Mr Steve

we're driving along driving along on the  road driving driving driving driving along  

on the sunny day in September September  that doesn't feel right what do you mean  

Mr Duncan it's September well it is September  haven't you looked at your calendar recently  

and one of the strange things about September  this year is that it is very hot we have had  

nearly five days of 30 degree temperatures  which is unusual even in summer

Sat Nav just told us to continue straight

I've tried all my life to be straight  

and I'm not doing a very good job you  might notice Mr Steve there driving I  

can't he does distract Mr Steve because he's  concentrating on his very skillful driving

I have to say that you see I have to say it  he looks very cool in his sunglasses what do  

you think of Mr Steve's sunglasses no road  rage for me today no road rage no road rage

I can't believe you just sounded your horn  

that's the sort of thing that will get you  beaten up in the UK by the way if you ever  

visit this country never ever sound your horn ever  hit anyone because there is a good chance that the  

other person will will get out the car and they  will probably beat you beat you to a bloody mess  

sorry Steve you've got to stop for somebody  to beat you if you don't keep driving I  

know I I one of the things that Steve  does sometimes is he does chase people  

in fact I know for a fact that  once Steve followed someone  

chased them and and one of his tires actually  burst that is true it is true isn't it yes you did

watch out for the cyclists  they're all the same outfit  

there are lots of cyclists around at the moment  because the weather is gorgeous as I mentioned  

a few moments ago the weather is incredible it's  September and I can't believe that the temperature  

is so high I was cleaning my teeth just before  coming out and I was sweating I don't think I've  

ever sweated ever whilst cleaning my teeth in  my life by the way look at Mr Steve's outfit  

I think Mr Steve's clothes are lovely today he  looks very fresh and summery this shirt's about 15  

years old Mr Duncan it's a very old shirt but it's  kept very well okay then that sounds good to me oh  

look at the view ahead look at look at the view  I'm going to show you the view now look at that

that's what driving on the road

that's what driving on the road looks like  here in the UK which must be quite disturbing  

for some people because it might appear that we  are driving on the wrong side of the road but I  

can assure you we are not we're going to see Mr  Steve's sister and his brother-in-law are going  

to have a little meal and raise a glass  to say cheers to remember Mr Steve's mum  

so that's what we're doing today on this very  hot Saturday I will see you on Sunday at 2PM UK  

time we are live on Sunday 2PM UK time I think we  might be in the garden as long as the weather is  

okay see you later catch you later Say Goodbye Mr  Steve Goodbye Mr Steve hopefully it isn't goodbye  

Mr Steve is such a good driver I have  no worries whatsoever and of course  

until the next time we meet take care  of yourself and of course ta ta for now