ENGLISH ADDICT - LIVE - Special Guest Host --- Mr Lomax

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English Addict with Mr Duncan


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Are we on?
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Are we on?
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Are we actually broadcasting now?
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that's very nice.
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I, I don't really know what to do now.
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Do I press a button?
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Which button do I press?
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Do I press?
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I don't know.
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I will just press one button and say what happens
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and I
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don't know.
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I think we are on
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my way out.
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I think now.
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Hello, everyone.
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This is Mr.
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Lomax.
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I have to say, it feels very strange being here
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with you live because it's been a very long time
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since I was with you last.
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And now I'm here with you today to say hello, because Mr.
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Duncan is in bed.
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He is tired, and we all know why.
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We all know why that is happening because he is very alone.
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He's an old fart, as my dad used to say.
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He's over the hill.
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He is about to kick the bucket.
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I think so, because he is really, really old now.
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I don't even know how old Mr.
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Duncan is.
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I don't think he does either, because he's so old.
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Anyway, Mr.
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Duncan has asked me to present
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today's live stream, but to be honest, I don't know what to do.
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I don't really know much about English.
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I know a lot about bananas.
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Do you like bananas?
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I like bananas.
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They come from Brazil
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and other parts of the world as well.
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Bananas.
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I love bananas.
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I wish I could have all the bananas in their world
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and eat them all one by one.
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I wouldn't know how long it would take me to eat all the bananas.
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I went to, how long it would take me to peel
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all those bananas and eat them one by one.
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Bananas are very good for you.
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They are full of potassium.
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I learned that from Mr.
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Steve.
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Because between you and me, Mr.
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Steve is much cleverer than Mr.
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Duncan. Mr. Duncan? He's a bit.
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What's the word I want to use a word that's very offensive.
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He's quite retarded, to be honest.
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But, Mr.
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Steve, To be honest, he is the brain
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that's the brains of this operation.
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Mr. Duncan.
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He doesn't know anything.
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He's a bit sick, to be honest.
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A lot of people accuse me of being mean to Mr.
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Duncan, but to be honest with you, can you blame me?
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Well,
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I'm bananas.
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I like bananas.
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They make me very happy.
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The other thing I like doing, of course, besides eating bananas,
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is throwing my own faeces at human beings.
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Those two things give me so much pleasure.
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Mr. Duncan is old, but I am young.
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I am a young ape.
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I'm not a monkey.
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A lot of people say I'm a monkey.
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I'm not a monkey.
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I am an ape because I don't have a tail.
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Monkeys have tails.
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Do I look like a monkey
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do? Hi.
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all scared.
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Of course. I doubt
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who else wants to talk.
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I suppose I should look at my phone here.
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he can't see it.
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there it is. And,
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now I have to say hello to someone
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on the live chat.
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That's what Mr. Duncan told me to do.
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He said, You've got to say hello to someone.
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The first person to appear on the live chat
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who is it, though?
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Let's have a look. Ooh.
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Hello to.
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I wish I could read it.
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He Vitesse, Vitus.
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I don't know. Hello there.
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Vitesse says hello, so I will say hello to you as well.
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Hello V test.
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I think I have to give you a round of applause.
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Do I? Okay. I will press.
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Which button shall I press?
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This one here.
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You must give me lots of applause.
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I enjoyed that.
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I wish someone would give me applause.
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I never get applause for anything.
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At least once in my life.
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I would like to get some applause.
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well, you can't have everything in life.
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Hello.
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Also to him.
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I can't see the phone.
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Beatriz is here as well.
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I suppose I should say hello to Beatrice.
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Beatrice.
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It's nice to see you.
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He apparently I have to sing as well.
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Hello, Beatrice.
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It's so nice to see you here.
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What do you belong up about today?
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I thought that.
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I thought that, But
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did you enjoy my song?
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I think my singing is much better than Mr.
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Duncan is.
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His singing is a load of.
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I nearly swore then I do have a habit of swearing.
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Sometimes I say words that I shouldn't.
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So if I do swear today, I'm
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sorry that I'm not as polite as Mr.
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Duncan or Mr. Steve.
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They are actual gentlemen.
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Even though Mr.
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Duncan is a bit stupid,
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Mr. Steve is the clever one.
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Do you like my banana?
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It's big and juicy, and I can't take my eyes off it.
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I'm going to eat that banana later.
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So what else normally happens?
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I've been told that I have to read some words, but I don't have any.
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I have bananas. I like bananas.
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Would you like to talk about bananas?
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I like to have a banana and I breakfast.
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I like to have a banana for my pants.
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I too have a banana for my support.
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I like to have a banana very much.
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Also, the things I say have to rhyme.
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Apparently, according to Mr.
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Duncan,
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apparently the view is like that when I do that.
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Hello to who else can I say hello to someone else?
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Is it okay?
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Is it a loud when I get kicked off?
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Hello, Beatrice.
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Beatrice.
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Mr. Duncan has told me that you live in the mountains.
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Is it true?
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I've never been that high up.
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The highest I've ever been.
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Is that top of Mr. Duncan's dams and tree?
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When I was swinging around, I was looking for some bananas.
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But there weren't any.
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I was trying to find bananas, but no bananas for me.
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Only time zones.
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And I don't like them.
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They're too bitter.
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I don't like them.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Definitely don't.
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Hello?
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Hello? Lewis.
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Lewis.
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Apparently, Lewis,
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according to Mr.
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Duncan,
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is a very lively
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and very excited person.
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Apparently, when Mr.
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Duncan went to Paris, he had to follow
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Lewis around the city because he couldn't keep up.
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As I said already, Mr.
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Duncan is so unfit and
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old. It's true, unfortunately.
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Hello, Lewis.
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I've never met you before, but I hope one day we can meet up.
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And shall I rap in on it together?
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Wouldn't that be good?
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I think so.
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Hello.
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Also to send one.
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Hello? Sent? Why not?
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I like your name.
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It sounds very nice. It's nice to say.
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It really comes out in a nice way.
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Send her away.
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I like that very much.
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So who else is here?
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hello to.
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I think that might be Claudia.
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Is that Claudia?
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Now, apparently, Mr.
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Duncan has told me if I see Claudia
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on the live chat, I have to sing a song.
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What's
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cooking, Claude?
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What have you got in your past?
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What's cooking, Claudia?
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Is it something spicy and hot?
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Is it something salty or not?
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Claudia, what
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is in your pot?
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What is it?
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What are you cooking? What's cooking?
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Maybe you are having bananas.
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Maybe you are having bananas with
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pasta.
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Bananas with custard.
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Bananas with
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ice cream.
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I could eat that right now.
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I am hungry.
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Mr. Duncan has paid me
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to do this.
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He's given me this banana here. Can you see it?
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It looks lovely.
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It looks nice and ripe.
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Something ripe is often something that is ready.
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Ready to eat or ready to pick from the plant
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or the tree.
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Mr. Lomax,
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that is who I am.
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I met she came and he.
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Sometimes I'm very polite,
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but I'm also lovely as well,
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So I can get away with it, I suppose. To
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hell, no.
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To hand over to Marcy here.
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Marcy is here as well.
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Also, we have said Amir, I.
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Hello, said Amir.
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Nice to see you here.
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Very good to see you here on the live chat.
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A lot of people are missing, Mr. Duncan.
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They are asking, where is Mr. Duncan?
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I can tell you now, Mr.
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Duncan is in bed,
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is sleeping.
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And you know why?
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Because he's been doing live streams every day.
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And apparently.
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Well, let's be honest,
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he's getting old and he can't do it every day.
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He can't do anything every day.
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To be honest.
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Sometimes he doesn't do anything
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all day.
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He just sits and watches YouTube videos
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like this.
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In fact, I've just realised maybe you are doing the same thing.
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Maybe he was sitting there watching this, but because you have nothing to do,
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or maybe you are trying to avoid doing something.
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I think so.
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What time is it?
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It's 2:18 o'clock and this is Mr.
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Lomax.
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Life with you on YouTube.
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It's very nice to be here with you.
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And I hope we can become very good friends.
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In fact, I think if I do a very good job of this,
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I might be able to come on all the time, I imagine.
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Imagine that.
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Imagine if I could come out all the time doing this with you.
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That would be amazing, wouldn't it?
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Well, how? Maybe.
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Maybe we can do it again some time.
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Who knows?
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I'm going to have a break because I need a drink of water.
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Even people like me
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cheeky apes sometimes need to drink some water.
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I will be right back.
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Please don't go away.
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I'm a big boy now.
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The interview and
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I'll be back.
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well, I don't mind it.
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I don't know what's happening.
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All I know is I don't have a clue how to do this.
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A bit like Mr. Duncan. Ready?
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He looks like he knows what he's doing.
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But to be honest with you, I can tell you
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now he does not.
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And he doesn't have a clue. He doesn't.
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He just presses the buttons, He makes a wish,
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and he hopes that everything will be all right.
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Floating bananas all around me.
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it's too exciting.
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Really.
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I'm being very distracted by this banana.
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I want to eat it.
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I want to.
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Gobble, gobble to eat something very fast.
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You couple that thing
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down very quickly.
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Hello, Life chat.
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I have Mr. Duncan's phone here.
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I can see some people joining in.
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Hello.
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Hello. To Partridge.
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Partridge in a pear tree.
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Thank you. Is a partridge in a pear tree.
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Because when Christmas comes, we often sing a song
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about a partridge in a pear tree
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celebrating the 12 days of Christmas.
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I wonder what Mr.
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Duncan will buy me for Christmas.
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I wonder
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maybe something nice.
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Maybe something
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that looks like that.
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maybe a banana.
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Maybe. How great.
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Have bananas.
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Imagine that, if you will.
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Or if you eat an ALU, as Mr.
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Duncan would say
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hello to our new friend who is running today's live stream.
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May I introduce myself? Jean
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Ni Giovani.
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Hello, Giovani.
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Nice to see you.
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I'm very happy
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that you can join me
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today on the live stream.
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Mr. Duncan is being very lazy today.
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He's sleeping at the moment, he's having dreams.
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I wonder what Mr.
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Duncan dreams about.
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Maybe we shouldn't ask.
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Maybe he should keep that sort of thing to himself.
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Hello.
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Also to
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I can see a very familiar name.
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Florence.
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I remember Florence.
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Florence has been watching Mr.
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Duncan's live streams for a long time, so I like that.
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I like when we see other people
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who we haven't seen for a long time.
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So you might actually say that this is a type of rendezvous.
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So it's lovely.
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It's lovely to be here again.
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I know a lot of people have asked, where is Mr.
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Lomax?
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Well, I've been very busy.
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I went to Hollywood for a while.
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I was writing episodes of The Big Bang Theory.
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But when the Big Bang Theory finished, then I had no work.
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So I tried to write some screenplays.
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I wrote a brilliant story about
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about a chimpanzee.
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He goes back in time and he lands on a planet
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full of human beings,
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and I called it Planet of the Humans.
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Apparently nobody liked it.
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They rejected it.
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Paramount rejected it.
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They said, No, thank you.
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We're too busy making superhero movies.
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If you wrote a story about a superhero monkey
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or a superhero chimpanzee,
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you might be interested.
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And I suddenly realised no one has done that.
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No one has written a story about a superhero chimpanzee.
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So maybe, maybe I could do that.
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I'm working on my next screenplay,
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which is called Going Back and then Returning to the Future.
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It's about a chimpanzee who discovers how to time travel.
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He goes back in time, but unfortunately he accidentally meets up
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with his chimpanzee mother and she's very young at that time
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and they fall in love.
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But then, unfortunately, it causes problems with the time continuum.
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As you know, If you do that, he goes all sorts of problems.
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We call it the butterfly effect, The butterfly effect.
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So that's my latest screenplay.
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I've called it going back in time and then going back
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in time to the Future or something like that.
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It's still a very rough draft.
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I'm still working on it, to be honest.
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But I didn't like Planet of the Humans for some reason.
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I don't know why.
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Maybe human beings are not as nice as they appear.
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Sometimes human beings can be a little bit
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spiteful and all of.
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What do you think?
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Do you think human beings generally are good,
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or do you think genuinely human beings are not so good?
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I don't mind.
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Mr. Duncan treats me well,
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even though sometimes he is a bit stupid.
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As I said,
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Mr. Steve is the one who runs the show behind the scenes.
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He's the brains behind all this.
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Not Mr. Duncan.
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He just likes to surf the wave of
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international stardom here on YouTube.
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But really, it's Mr. Steve. He does all the work.
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He does
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just that sometimes.
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Hello
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to everyone.
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No one else watching me,
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because I want is happening.
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If you like bananas, you are going to love
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next week's live stream because I am going to be presenting
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all of the live streams next week.
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That's what Mr.
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Duncan said anyway.
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It is part of the agreement for doing this.
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He said, Mr.
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Lomax, if you do my big favour on Friday,
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maybe I can let you present next week as well
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if you do a good job of it, although you will have lots of viewers.
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Hopefully if you don't have lots of viewers, then I won't.
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I won't let you do it next week.
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So I hope I have lots and lots of viewers
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and I hope lots and lots of likes as well.
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You have to like what I do.
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Apparently, YouTube is not the same as
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it was the last time you saw me here.
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It's changed a lot.
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Apparently, there are millions and millions of people
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now making videos on YouTube.
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So Mr.
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Duncan has been lost.
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He's been lost in the sea of content.
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There is too much stuff on the Internet.
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I do feel sorry for Duncan, really.
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He tries his best.
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He's not the brightest person in the world, but he tries.
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He gives it his best shot.
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Even though sometimes he hack, he acts
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like a child.
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He's a little bit childish.
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Did you see him? Just.
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He was playing on the swings and on the slide,
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like a big grown up kid.
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Pathetic, really, isn't it?
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When you think about it? It is.
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Do I do Any impressions?
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Yes, I do.
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I do a very good impression of Rod Stewart.
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He if you want my bad and you think and sexy.
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Come on, baby, let me know
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if you feel a need and just come up and see me handy.
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Won't you let me know that you know
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Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee like that.
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It was just like Rod Stewart.
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I do other impressions as well.
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I just let out a little fart.
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I hope you don't mind.
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Is too many bananas.
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That's the problem. If you eat too many bananas.
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there it was again.
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I'm sorry if you eat too many bananas.
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Yeah, you.
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He if that's a lot.
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Unfortunately, I can't.
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I can't help it.
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This is not my fault.
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Mr. Duncan likes music from the 1980s.
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I think.
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I think they were all a bit strange.
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A lot of the pop singers in the 1980s were really weird.
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Were they?
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Some of them men were wearing women's clothes and wearing makeup.
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It looked so strange.
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Really, really weird.
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But Mr.
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Duncan seems to enjoy that sort of things, so
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I'm not going to judge him even though I really want to.
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30:37
But I won't.
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30:40
Mr. Steve, on the other hand, is lovely.
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30:42
He's he's so normal.
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30:44
He's so kind and gentle.
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30:47
Mr. Duncan.
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Mr. Duncan, he's like, he's like a yobo Yobo.
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That's a great word.
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Yobo as Mr.
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Duncan would say that is a very interesting word.
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Yobo is a
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person who is unruly.
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They are not a very nice person.
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31:09
Glide often a young person who misbehaves a lot
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31:15
is a, you know,
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yeah, yeah. Thing as well.
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Mr. Duncan is he's a yobo.
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Hello,
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Osun.
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31:27
Hello, Merson.
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Nice to see I've heard a lot about you because you will always
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31:33
you are always so friendly on here.
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And at the end of Mr.
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Duncan's life. Strange.
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You always say I have something to do.
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31:42
Now I must go until the next time.
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That's what Mr.
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Duncan told me anyway.
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He always likes to talk about you.
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31:52
He talks about you.
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quite often.
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31:57
I get the feeling
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31:59
that Mr.
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Duncan likes you all very much.
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In fact, I would go as far as to say
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he loves you.
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He loves doing this.
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He likes doing this very much.
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32:17
I think so.
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I'm very tired.
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32:24
I've just realised this is actually very tiring.
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32:29
It does make you feel tired doing this.
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I feel tired.
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32:36
I also feel hungry because I haven't eaten anything since this morning.
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32:41
So I'm going to have this banana in a moment.
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32:47
I think that's what I'm going to do and then
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32:52
I might have a little rest as well.
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32:54
So no, I think I understand why this
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live streaming is so exhausting
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because it does it makes you feel quite tired.
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And I'm feeling tired right now.
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I think maybe it's because I've been farting too much.
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there it was again.
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33:19
I'm sorry about that.
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33:21
I'm glad Mr.
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Duncan isn't here, or else he would be complaining about a smell.
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I'm going.
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And I think Mr.
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Duncan will be here tomorrow.
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Hopefully, he will be refreshed after his sleep
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and he will have lots of energy.
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Mr. Duncan will be back with you
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tomorrow.
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I am going now.
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I've loved doing this.
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I really have enjoyed it.
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And it's nice to be here without Mr.
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Duncan being around spoiling everything
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with his jolly humour and his childish behaviour.
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So it is nice to do something different, don't you think?
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I think I think so, yes.
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I will leave you.
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See you very soon.
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I hope it is not as long as the last time we were apart.
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Giovanni says
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you must open the window
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to let the stinky banana farts out.
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I think you're right. Actually, I will do that.
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I'm going hell, and I hope you've enjoyed
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this live stream a little bit.
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Unusual? Yes, maybe
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a little bit strange, perhaps.
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But as Mr.
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Duncan often says, See you soon.
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And of course,
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ta ta For now.
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Is that it?
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Can I go now?
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Can I have my banana?
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mmm banana!
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I'm a big
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boy now, but
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