Late and Live English - 11th April 2018 - 10pm UK time

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oh hello there...here we go again is it really Wednesday again already I

can't believe how fast these weeks are going by hi everybody this is mr. Duncan

in England how are you today are you ok I hope so

are you happy I really really hope so well how is your week being so far has

it been a good one I really hope it has my week has been quite busy especially

during the past 24 hours because yesterday I decided to do something

quite drastic that's a great word so I did something yesterday that I consider

to be quite drastic I decided to completely change the way my live

streams are delivered to you I decided to use a new encoder so that is what I'm

doing tonight I am actually testing something for approval so at the moment

I'm using this with the possibility of actually using it all the time we might

say that I am having a trial of this new encoder you can say that I am having a

trial so at the moment I am having a free trial of this particular software

but the only problem was that yesterday we're not when I installed it on my

computer of course I've never used it before so I had to learn how to use it

in a very short time so I hope nothing goes wrong tonight so if anything does

go wrong I have a very good excuse I think my excuse is much better than that

the burg did you see him yesterday and today

oh dear and me what he really is in a lot of hot water at the moment to be in

hot water Mark Zuckerberg is in a lot of hot water that means you are in serious

trouble ooh dear me so at the moment I am using the trial version of this

particular encoder and that is what helps me to deliver my live stream to

you via YouTube so I'm glad to see you here the live chat is very busy already

I can see that the live chat is busy but first of all the most important question

must be what was the weather like tonight well it was a very dull and

dismal day we had such a lot of rain today and tonight it was very murky you

can use the word murky it's a great word that I love that word so if something is

murky it is misty it is damp the visibility is not very good it is very

murky so there you can see the view this evening that is an actual view taken

from my window and you can see that it's very misty in fact the weather during

the past two or three days has been very strange indeed we had some beautiful

sunshine a couple of days ago and then it has done nothing but rain for about

the past 24 hours so we've had so much rain and the worst part is we've already

had a lot of rain anyway so you can see out of the window that everything is

looking very murky very misty very damp and there is another view you can see

looking into the distance can you see the sheep in the distance there are some

sheep and at the moment there are lots of lovely cute newborn lambs running

around on Sunday when I do my livestream this Sunday I will let you have a look

at some of the lovely little lambs that are running around at the moment and

there are so many of them there are lots of lovely cute lambs running around and

there you can see just how much rain we've had over the past couple of days

you can see that the water is not draining away it is still there on the

surface we call this type of water standing water so this water is not

draining away it isn't going to soak into the ground it is what we call

standing water so this water is not going anywhere

so I have got a little bit of flooding in my garden at the moment not too much

but there is some flooding in my garden and there you can see there is a lot of

water a lot of water has fallen from the sky in the form of rain oh look there

are some lovely daffodils because we can't have a look into my garden without

looking at the lovely daffodils even though there isn't much sunshine around

at the moment it is really really horrible at the moment we are having a

very dull and very dismal April so far but I hope I hope where you are

everything is lovely and if it isn't well maybe by the weekend it will be

nice just for you so the live chat is up in running let's have a look let's have

a little look at the live chat and see who is all

oh there is some very interesting messages coming through thank you very

much mr. Duncan you look like Fidel Castro do I really okay then if you say

so thanks a lot for your messages many messages coming through hello from Iraq

hello to you as well here in Buenos Aires it is very hot and

they say it will there will be lots of rain in a few hours

Thank You Belarusian and it's nice to see you here tonight on the live chat

alice is also here there was a heavy snowfall today in my city can you

imagine in April well actually I can imagine it because the weather recently

has been very strange the the flowers in your garden are lovely the marvellous

flowers even though we have had snowfall in spring Thank You Alice

Ahmed is here watching in Algeria also Nicole Joffrey is here I love flowers

very much mr. Duncan Thank You Nicole me too even though sometimes they make me

sneeze because I do suffer from hay fever during the summer months

Anna Rita is here here in Rome we have had a lot of rain the days before now it

is cloudy here in Egypt it is clear and the sky is blue

thank you hit BAM hit'em Tareq for your message Morocco is here Thank You

Mohammed also Elsa from Egypt Alberto thank you very much for saying hello I I

hope you are saying hello there Sergio says right now in Bogota in

Colombia it is murky yes it's very murky here very very cool and very damp

alik is here in Poland we have lots of CERN last week oh lucky you hey people

please don't talk during the lesson it's already 28 years that I've been trying

to understand English well you've come to the right place

Alessandro is here your lessons are marvelous is always thank you very much

the weather here in Morocco is cold Oh so it's very cool at the moment in

Morocco very interesting arena is here thank you for joining me again arena

nice to see you back ught says it's warm in Germany okay very

nice Alberto is also saying hello hello Alberto I thought you were saying hello

but of course I knew you weren't being rude of course not

al Demyan says mr. duncan hello from Brazil hello from Sao Paulo in Brazil oh

hello there Silvana says here it is raining where are you Silvana where are

you watching at the moment rubber says nice to meet you for the first time I am

from the north of Spain says robber kabaah well you are more than welcome

it's great to see you here of course you are more than welcome to join in with my

live stream you are welcome to make comments about anything you hear during

tonight's live stream and maybe you are new here maybe it is your first time

joining me on the live chat have you ever seen mr. Steve well in a roundabout

15 or 20 minutes time you will get to see mr. Steve right here live mr. Steve

will be coming later on so don't go away

actually I've had a very interesting email come through in fact I've had

quite a few interesting emails come through since last Sunday's live stream

a lot of people were very interested in the conversation that took place between

mr. Steve and myself a lot of people asking mr. Duncan are you married I've

had so many messages come through during the past few days asking if I'm married

can I just say now that I'm not married not yet anyway so thanks for that also I

had a very interesting email from let me just see if I can get it on my phone

from Anna hello Anna Anna says can I just make an observation mr. Duncan of

course you can no problem from your recent predictions when you disagree

with mr. Steve and you disapprove of his style of performance it looks as if you

don't like each other I feel involved in some sort of domestic

dispute something private which I should not see we've loved and appreciate

appreciate inform Anna thank you Anna can I just assure you now that mr. Steve

and myself we have known each other for many many years so sometimes we might

make fun of each other we might say things that seem a little bit rude or

friendly but can I just assure you now that there is nothing like that going on

in fact everything is SuperDuper in fact so you don't have to worry so

much I can assure you that everything is definitely alright so don't worry about

it thank you Anna anyway for your lovely message thank you

very much also I had another message from Danielle Danielle midday Thank You

Danielle Maddy Ross thank you very much I was watching one of your videos and I

thought I could ask a question could you please tell me if there are some places

on the internet where I can learn English through conversation ah well

that is something that's not easy to find I will be honest with you now you

know me I will always be honest even if sometimes I might seem a little bit

blunt but actually Daniel I will tell you now that the only way you can really

get conversation through the internet with another person especially if you

want to talk to a native English speaker is to pay for it you will have to pay so

then there are many English teachers on the Internet

there are many on YouTube as well who will offer to have conversation practice

over the Internet but quite often in fact almost all the time they will ask

for payment and quite often it is quite expensive so they will ask for maybe 40

50 dollars for just maybe one hour or maybe 20 or 30 dollars for just 30

minutes so it depends but yes you can find people on the internet you can find

people who will help you with your conversation English Bert

can I just say now they will definitely ask for money I can assure you that they

will definitely want money so that is something to consider but there are many

people on the internet who will offer lessons sometimes and this is something

that I've already mentioned some English teachers will offer a trial lesson so

they will give you a lesson for free and they they will call this a trial lesson

so there it is again the word that I used earlier trial so maybe they will

give you one lesson for free just to see if you like it but after that they will

definitely definitely ask for payment there is no doubt about it

I can I can assure you that they will definitely ask for payment the live chat

is very busy let's have another look shall we

at the live chat whoo nice to see so many people here

Saudi Arabia Thank You Mickey you are both great don't worry about the

comments that's ok Garcia gossiped yeah I don't mind people could ask anything

really I do get some very strange questions sometimes mr. Duncan are you

from the UK or the USA asks lost man well I am English and I am now talking

to you live in England so I'm an English man I speak English

but don't forget even if a person has an American accent or a British accent

there is only one English language most of the differences come when we talk

about accents so don't forget that it seems that your encoder is working very

well Thank You Nicole for that this is a new encoder that I installed yesterday

so I'm still learning how to use it so I hope you can hear me okay and see me

okay oh I was so worried tonight I was really

worried that something would go wrong but so far everything seems to be all

right and this is much better than my old encoder the encoder that I had

before was not very reliable let's just say but this particular encoder seems

much better and that's because it's professional quality that's the reason

why yes there are some classes with some other companies Thank You Aurora yes

quite often you will have to pay for conversation practice you will

definitely have to pay for it there is no doubt about it

Thank You Wilson Wilson says I can hear you mr. Duncan can you hear me loud and

clear though congratulations on your work mr. Duncan I cannot stop

recommending you to everyone I know Thank You Alberto that is very very kind

of you we are going to talk about a lot of things today we're going to talk

about the uses of the word crash and today I was trying to learn how to use

the new encoder that is now delivering this live stream to you and the word

crash can be used to describe learning something especially if you have to

learn something very quickly and we can say that you have a crash course crash

course so a crash course means that you have to learn something very quickly

with very little preparation so you have to learn something you have to take in a

lot of information in a very short period

of time so we call that a crash course but there are some other uses of the

word crash in crap in fact there are quite a few uses so there is one crash

course if you have to learn something in a hurry

or if you have to absorb or take in a lot of information and learn how to do

something in a very short time we can describe that as a crash course so today

I had to have a crash course in vmix so I had to learn very quickly how to

use this particular encoder and I hope only had one day to do it in because I

wanted to use it tonight so sometimes I'm very good at learning things very

quickly especially when there is a lot of pressure involved to be honest

something else I want to mention very quickly here is a man who has appeared

in the news over the past couple of days in fact he was in the news last year as

well but can you tell me why this particular man is in the news why is

this man in the news at the moment he was also featured quite heavily in the

news last year but why can you tell me something to keep you thinking between

now and the end of the livestream so uses of the word crash there are many in

fact more than you might realize okay let's go back to the live chat because I

know lots of people really do want to talk to me

so live chatters there are classic yes I've just read that one sorry I do

apologize for that I can hear you congratulations on your work and also to

crash can be used as a verb yes you are right you are right

yes crash can be used as a verb you are right yes I'm just trying my

best to get this to work just give me a second

Oh Deary me I think the live chat has stuck ok I

will try to sort that out in a moment for some reason it's not moving on my

screen so you will have to give me a moment while I sort that out

there's always something and it was going so well it was going so well hello

to sue cat hi Sue cat nice to see you nice to see you and also a basses here

as well hello mr. Duncan hi sam says or hi Tom says mr. Duncan I think the

person that you showed just intends to plant his head on another body really is

that what you think is that what he's going to do Carradine says thank you

very much for the new word you are welcome that's the reason why I am here

recently I've watched your videos about happy and sad it was genius oh thank you

Garcia for that yes I have made a lesson all about being happy and feeling sad it

is on my youtube channel in fact it is one of my very early lessons I think it

was lesson 5 that I made quite a while ago many many years ago so yes I have

made many lessons and they are all available on my youtube channel and you

are very welcome to watch those videos in fact they are all there and they are

all free they don't cost you anything so nice to see people tonight on the live

chat yes it was very beautiful your lesson about

happy and sad and also the one about autumn Thank You Alberto for that yes I

did also make a lesson about the season of autumn in fact I've made one about

autumn and also I've made one all about winter as well there is a lesson on my

youtube channel where I stand in the snow talking to you all the things I do

you won't believe it you really won't so uses of the word crash it is a word that

is used often it can be used first of all as I mentioned earlier we can say

crash course so a crash course is something that you have to learn some

information that you have to take in very very quickly

I think mr. Steve has just arrived I think he has just returned from his

rehearsals mr. Steve is rehearsing at the moment he is in a show and he is

rehearsing right now so he's just returned so we will see what mr. Steve

has been up to thanks Alberto you are very kind with

your messages and thanks to everyone I like the lessons about real life says

Anna yes I have made quite a few lessons that feature subjects that many people

can relate to things that you have experienced and I've experienced as well

such as being sad being happy memory so remembering things from your past good

things and bad things also reality I've made an English lesson all about reality

and also I've made a lesson all about the human body so one or two people have

said mr. Duncan the man that you showed just is going to

transplant his head onto another body can you believe that can you believe

that someone is going to have their head taken off and put onto someone else's

body it's never being done before in the history of medicine and surgery it's

never been done so no human being has ever had their head removed and put onto

another body and I know what you're going to say you're going to say mr.

Duncan what about Frankenstein's monster what about yes Mary Shelley wrote a very

famous book about a scientist who creates a monster and the scientists

name is Frankenstein a lot of people actually get the name wrong because they

always think that Frankenstein is actually the monster but Frankenstein is

actually the scientist so the scientist that created Frankenstein out of lots of

body parts the scientist is called Frankenstein but the monster is just

called the monster uses of the word crash well if you are a person like me

who uses a computer you will know that this word is something that you never

want to use you never want to use this word if you use a computer in your daily

life because crash means your computer has failed or maybe a computer program

has stopped working it has crashed and that's the reason why I'm changing my

encoder the thing that delivers my stream to you so I have actually decided

to use another one because my old and coder used to crash all the time so

there it is another use of the word crash if your computer suddenly stops

working for no reason or maybe a computer program stops working for no

reason we can say that it has crashed you have had a computer crash not a word

that I like to use when I'm using my computer to be honest guess who has just

arrived do you want to know who's just arrived well I will give you a clue

he has just walked through the door and he's about to appear on your screams

oh goodness me I seem to have company I have company here what is going on oh my

goodness look it's mr. Steve I've appeared like

magic and of course as usual he's shouting I'm not shouting I won't keep

it down mr. Duncan what I've realized is because I'm using my new encoder tonight

I've realized that this is very sensitive to noise so I've tried to

adjust it whilst doing the livestream so this is something that I'm actually

using as a trial so at the moment I have a free trial and the free trial lasts

for 60 days that's very generous that's very generous isn't it

so I generous generous I have 60 days to try this encoder so that's very nice so

it is a trial so I am using it to see whether or not it is suitable for my

purpose and what do you think so far mr. Duncan this is incredible I have to say

I'm not being I'm not being paid by them before anyone says Oh mr. Duncan you're

being sponsored by this company if only I wish I was I tell you I I

don't have any sponsors I have no one sponsoring me can you believe that how

about me that doesn't count well well that doesn't make sense though

surely I'm only joking mr. Duncan bought to you in association with mr. Steve mr.

Duncan has been like a kid in a sweet shop today he's been so excited because

he's found this new little tool yes I think you've described it that he likes

to play mr. Duncan loves his technology I am and his devices and and and and

things like that so he's found this new little gizmo gizmo yes I probably a

gizmo it's been program that word that word gizmo

yes yes I get that I can look at that yes that's the reason why it's there

is it a gizmo because yes you smell like a physical thing as a neti well that's

fine a gizmo anything that you use that is based on technology and quite often

we say gizmo when we can't remember the name of the actual thing so true we can

say Oh in my kitchen I have this thing it's it's a gizmo gizmo that makes

coffee yes like that thing you showed at the weekend oh yes for making the coffee

shall I fetch it you couldn't think something that you might not think of

what's the name of that do you want to see my gizmo he's got lots of gizmos no

I suppose you want me to carry on talking while you've got off into the

kitchen do you mr. Duncan all right then I will

well I've been out tonight mr. Duncan he's been so excited because as you know

he's been complaining about his encoder for weeks

and now he's found this new one it's gonna cost him about 20 pounds a month I

think to have it but it's going to work much better and I can see it all looks

very different but what about the live chat mr. Duncan have you managed to get

the live chat working because you know I'd like to look at the live chat have

you mr. Duncan got the live chat was not listening to me he's walked up oh it's

there oh yes I can see it lost man hi mr. Steve who's lost man Oh like a tool

yes yes exactly a gizmo so it's something that is used to do something

but you can't remember the name of it it's usually small like that twizzler

that mr. Duncan used in his video to make the coffee with oh you wouldn't

call a computer a gizmo it's too big really

Oh mr. Duncan's come in with it now it's something that you don't really know the

name of it you can't remember what it is but it does something interesting so the

word gizmo just means never just means a device or a piece of technology that you

don't know the actual name of so it's something you can't actually

name so you know what it does but you don't actually know the name of it so

yes gizmo you say to your friend oh I've got a new gizmo and this is mr. Duncan's

well it's not new but it is a gizmo so this is the gizmo that I used I use this

last Sunday to make coffee so you use this to make coffee but really it could

have many names mr. Steve just called it a twizzler

twizzle er okay yes you just said okay you said offer you said the twizzler but

it has lots of names so some people might just say oh can you fetch that

gizmo the gizmo for making coffee so you might say gizmo for this particular

thing because really it doesn't have a particular name

so you could say gizmo so gizmo another word you can use of course is besides

gizmo you can also say gadget yes so gadget is more precise so that does mean

something that does a particular job maybe something for carrying out a

particular task so a gadget quite often a gadget will be a physical thing so

maybe a drill for drilling holes or maybe something for cooking so it will

be a gadget something that's very useful around the house maybe a microwave oven

so your microwave oven is a gadget yes a very useful gadget a knife sharpener yes

or will it gadget wear gizmo is something that does a very useful task

but you don't really know what the name is you can't recall or maybe it doesn't

really have a specific name so there I hope that that puts your mind at rest so

yes as Steve said I was so excited I really was because this new encoder

works very well it works very well indeed

so I showed a picture earlier Steve this guy do you know why this guy is in the

news at the moment no oh okay never seen him before

that was quick don't know who he is now I don't

we've had some guesses on the live chat Hey oh right so you haven't given the

answer yet then well a couple of people have looks like he's got is he got a

medical condition he has ah I'm thinking Stephen Hawking it's not Stephen who I

know he's not him but I'm thinking maybe the similar condition oh I see maybe no

yes in fact this it was someone I was talking to you about yesterday okay so

yes lost man asks gizmo is a slang word yes we don't actually know where it

comes from so the the origins of the word gizmo are actually unknown it would

appear to have originally occurred in American English but again nobody nobody

really knows nicole says your gizmo looks like something that a dentist

would use yes to take your teeth I hope you to clean your teeth with maybe it

would maybe it would polish your teeth look if you could put like a piece of

cloth on there or something a pass says your words are so useful because I am

studying the English language my second stage hello from Iraq hello to abbess

you're very young a bass by the way yes picture makes you look very young that

is amazing a bass you are just a baby and already you are at the second stage

of learning English that's that's better than me and Steve very advanced in Iraq

amazing Saul I can say June is here hi Jude hi Jay it's not June yet though

we've gotta wait a little bit longer before June actually arrives gizmo from

oh yes there was a character do you remember Steve in the the film

gremlin no there was a little cute gremlin called gizmo he was the little

tiny one that everyone wanted to buy as a toy

does sound like a named gizmo yes so it was actually a character in the film

gremlins as well yes you are right you are spot on there thank you very much

mhm for that here it is says hey hey hey readeth it's

nice to see you here today how are things going with you are they okay I

really really hope so so it's a little bit different tonight because I'm using

some new equipment so I'm just learning how to do it today I had a crash course

in how to use it and it's very complicated as well so it's not easy to

use so I've had to put a lot of information into my Bret are you good at

learning things Steve I'm not too bad I'm not too bad but mr. Duncan you love

looking at new technology and seeing how it works

interestingly enough another word yeah I heard you talking about usage of the

word crash hmm you can you can describe it someone's a bit boring

okay you can call them a crashing bore ah yes a crashing bore which is somebody

who's very boring so a person who has a long conversation about nothing in

particular and just bores you all the time because they're coming out with

stuff which is either irrelevant to you or hasn't you have no interest of and

they have no perception that you're not interested in it but they keep talking

about themselves and their lives and what they've been doing and you want to

get away from them you describe them at all

he's a crashing bore I went to a party last week and I ended up standing next

to a guy who wouldn't stop talking to me he was a crashing bore yes you can

describe a group of people as crashing boars hmm as well if you went to a party

and there were lots of people and they would all have a similar mind but they

were they talked in a way that you didn't

find interesting you and they're just boring you who described them all as

crashing balls what a crashing bore they're all talking about their holidays

or their babies or something like that you know you could describe them all as

crashing ball you know you know Steve a lot of people like talk a lot of people

like talking about babies I know so we have to be careful yeah but sometimes

people go on and on about it too much even though they are incredibly annoying

sometimes so crash another use of the word crash

is to stay it's someone's house yes so you can stay at a person's house if a

person allows you to stay at their house overnight maybe without any warning so

maybe you find that you have nowhere to sleep and so you go to your friend's

house and you ask can I crash at your house tonight yes or can I crash at your

place tonight so crash in that sense means to stay act

or stop over or just to sleep maybe on the sofa or the couch or on the floor so

they crash at your house or you crash at your friend's house so last night I

missed the bus so I had no choice I had to crash at my friend's house so you

crash you stay there overnight you stop for the night normally in an emergency

could be for one night or a few nights maybe one or two nights I'm crashing out

at my friend's house that's it so you went out for a late or a party and you'd

had too much to drink and you couldn't drive back so you crashed out at your

friend's that's it you crashed so how's the live chat doing I realized earlier

that maybe I need to operate the live chat actually on the webpage itself I

put this picture on because of my because I love the children and but I am

23 years old thank you abass for explaining that Carradine says

I think you say oh yes crash two cars crashed yes we can use crash in it's

more familiar sentence which is two things hitting each other or running

into each other so yes you can say two cars crashed into each other or of

course you can describe the whole event as a crash there was a crash on the road

near my house yesterday a crash a car crash and then of course you can express

what the event was so maybe a car crash or maybe a bus crash or a train crash or

I could crash into you yes we can crash into each other that would be like a

bump so maybe we crash had to be a bump but if it was a more severe maybe I was

running along the road and or I was on my bike and I hit mr. Duncan really hard

I could you could describe as I'm crashing into him whereas if I just sort

of oh that's just a bump so a bump is is is a very gentle crash yes so you are

still crashing but gently but but quite often we use the word crash to mean a

severe in severe impact we hunt objects whereas a bump you can have a bump in

your car can't you where you you've had a it's not severe you might have a

little dent on your bumper or on one of the panels a minor minor impact so minor

something that's not very serious so a crash is normally serious and a bump is

normally not very serious you bump into someone or you crash into someone did

you enjoy that shall I do it again no although I know he's going to

yeah yes he didn't laugh that eight out of ten he didn't laugh that time so yes

I think we're arguing people think we're arguing sometimes don't they yes i-i've

it I mentioned that earlier Anna Anna wrote during the week and said mr.

Duncan we are really worried that you and Steve are having fights no maybe you

have some problem but we don't we've known each other for many years in fact

next year how many years will we have known each other next year 30 year 30 30

I'm going to write that down because I don't think I don't think people will

believe it I don't think people will are actually going to believe it perhaps you

could describe our relationship as a crash there we go so for the 83 0 3 0 3

times 10 so next year we would have known each other times 3 but for 30

years yes I can't believe you all have our

crosses to bear yes which is a statement that means we

all suffer my mum said that once we all if you say to somebody or you've got

your he's got his crosses to bear or she's got a crosses to bear it means

that they suffer yes as emits oh my no rods we cannot mention religion again

we're gonna say where it comes from that it's normally said as a joke if you're

if you've got something that's in your life that is is is unbearable almost

unbearable but you've got to keep putting up with it you say all they've

got their crosses to bear yes so it relates what does it relate to

it relates really to did Jesus on the cross you know having that big weight to

carry around or being on the cross yes well it's it's unbearable so if

something is unbearable in your life you can say I've got my I've got my crosses

to bear yes I mean it means you've got to carry a heavy load or a burden a

burden yes so you can describe a relationship somebody as being a burden

so having mr. Duncan in my life or you could say to somebody yo somebody might

help God out you've known it for 30 years who you've got your crosses to

bear haven't you meaning you know he's a bit of a burden I'm joking of course

oh okay then just just give it give it give a moment for the actual comment to

soak in there we've all got our crosses to bear

yes is what is what you often myself but you've just remind you you've just

reminded me that my mum once said that my mum said it in a youtube video and

she says she said that's my that's my son we all have our crosses to bear

meaning he's a burden his own mother thinks he's a bird how can anyone say

that I'm a burden it's usually said as a joke isn't it well she said it's a joke

I like to think so it is it is she was joking

well half joking hmm that's what I'm thinking you say I'm not I'm not too

sure so damn greedy argue we do argue but we soon make up well everyone argues

and we all have our points of view if anyone in a relationship says that they

don't have arguments then they are lying Garcia says I love your conversation it

is very useful thank you very much I wish you a long life says AB Dario AB

Durham AB Durham Alex thank you very much

Garcia what's this news about the crash do you mean the stock market crash oh

yes well that's something I was coming to you sir Oh see mr. Steve is slightly

ahead but yes of course the crash go see ya I'm not sure if you're on about the

crash on the stock market or maybe something more serious I'm not sure oh

the aeroplane crash oh I see because yes yes yes I think I think there was a

plane crash today as well I think in Algeria that's right mister don't so I

didn't I did notice the news earlier I didn't get all of the news but yes I did

I did see something mentioned on the news but I didn't see the whole story

but I see something about a playing fresh

earlier but I was just walking through the room so I just heard it mentioned on

the TV so yes a crash can also be on the stock market so when the shares go down

such as Mark Zuckerberg Facebook last week his shares went down they didn't

really crash they just dropped slightly but today can you believe it he's

appeared in this big trial in the US and today his shares went up again

incredible they just described a crash on the

shares on the stock markets when they go down more than about 20% or something

so it's like so they can go down suddenly this this is my bank balance

this year so this is this is my bank balance in January before I bought all

of my new equipment for the studio and there you can see January 1 million 1

million I wish that's off at 1 million if it was if it was 1 million I wouldn't

be here doing this now you would because you love doing it I wouldn't be bored

he's any joke I'd be on my on my little speed I said to me many times if you

ever made lots of money from being an English teacher on YouTube he'd still

carry on doing it because he loves doing you know I'd quit tomorrow and go and go

and live on my desert island I'd have to do it I would live next door to Richard

Branson so in the morning when I wake up I'd open my window and there's Richard

Branson over on his Island and I'd say morning Richard morning how is it going

how's your virgin is your virgin okay that virgin yes because he owns virgin

you see his company I don't know what you thought so so yes so if I but I'm

not a millionaire so January there's my money in January hundred pounds that's

more like it yes a hundred pounds January February then March March went

like that and you bought the new computer and I bought the new computer

and all this new equipment and now I have this new encoder which

I've got as a free trial but in 60 days I will have to decide whether I want to

buy it and this is very expensive because it's professional it's a

professional quality encoder so this is used by many people who do professional

broadcasting so I hope hope it's we or a professional broadcaster mr. Duncan I

mean you can call you a professional broadcaster am i a professional course

am i a professional broadcaster yes I think you are you're broadcasting

yeah to lots of people around the world and you do it very well and you get a

small amount of money for it so yes you are a professional broad I'm not sure if

a small amount of money means you're professional well usually the definition

of a professional is somebody who gets paid to do so yeah badly so yeah so if

you're an amateur then you could be doing the same thing but not being paid

for a professional he's someone who's being paid Oh if someone falls in love

can you say he is crushed crashed on her that's very different I think you're

confusing the word crush crush you can have a crush on someone

which means you you like someone you find them attractive you look at them

from a distance you love them in your heart a person who maybe doesn't know

that you do love them you have a crush on them you feel as if you love them so

yes we can say that you have a crush on them yes not to crash I am from Algeria

thanks a lot for your foot for telling us about the crash oh yes well I did

hear about it I didn't hear any more details I just heard that there was

something happening and that was it because I I was running around getting

ready to do this I think there's about 230 people have died so died I think and

I think they're mostly soldiers I seem to know I don't know anyway we won't

comment too much on that because I think that's still breaking news but

interestingly enough I'd be interested to know that any survived is because

they seem to indicate early that there was could have been survivors

hmm anyway we will see what happened a miracle we will see what happens with

that Pedro mr. Duncan do you mind if I ask a

question does YouTube pay something for you dude

does YouTube pay me in the early days of YouTube I used to get paid I used to

make some revenue from my videos but not anymore because YouTube has changed the

way it works so in the past I used to be able to earn a salary not a big one but

nowadays no not not very much at all I think I think it's fair to say that

YouTube doesn't pay me well does it pay me virtually anything anymore would that

be fair to say Steve you just about I would say that you are you just about

cover your overheads yes I just about I'm just about able to buy a new pair of

jeans twice a year a new pair of trousers just about break-even as we say

so you're not making money but you're not losing money well losing money this

this doing this costs me money I don't I don't actually I'm not a millionaire

because of this I know a lot of people on the internet think that if you do

YouTube and you have lots of viewers that people will will be paying you lots

of money but no it doesn't happen all the time it's very very rare in fact so

not everyone on YouTube who has some sort of success is earning a lot of

money trust me and don't forget I've been doing this for over eleven years so

I've seen YouTube change from one thing to another from something that was fun

and exciting and thrilling and of course you could do it and earn a living to

something that's very corporate and very changeable very fickle

and of course people like me now don't really count on YouTube we are not

really important so in the past when YouTube was a much smaller thing people

like me were supporting YouTube we were keeping YouTube going but now of course

I am thrown on the scrap heap Oh mr. Duncan

he wasn't be so down about it well I'm not being doubt about it it's just a

pedro asked the question and I answered it you shouldn't have asked that

question Pedro well you can admit I thought it was mr. Duncan would be

getting upset no no I'm not upset at all which is why it's why though it's why

they you've got some very kind people that donate to you that says I have side

that is so important because without that you wouldn't be able to keep going

at all I have some lovely patreon yes donations and also I have donations

sometimes on my paypal so I do all of this for free I don't do this because I

want to be a millionaire I do this because I love doing it and I love doing

it for you so that's the reason why I do this I'm not trying to be one of these

wacky teenagers that you see all the time well you're not a teenager say you

couldn't be that's it thank you Steve see see Steve is being nasty to me I'm

not being nasty I'm just I'm just showing you the light in the mood see

how nasty stranger lighten the mood see how nasty he's being to me because I'm

always accused of bullying Steve so tonight mr. Steve is bullying my own

back yes I think so well and truly somebody said that they've got a crush

in their teacher in a memory I can't how you pronounce your name I'm very sorry

crush on T on your teacher yes a lot of people have have crushes on their

teachers I'm reward e I'm reward he had a crush

on his teacher did you ever have a crush on your teacher because I remember the

other day you were having a conversation with someone I can't remember who at the

wedding Oh at the wedding last week you were talking to someone and you said

that you had a on one of your teachers what was what

was her name and I can't remember now oh okay was a well it was a long time

ago I was I think maybe 16 at the time feelings awakening as they do at that

age mmm she was a French we had a teacher come over from France to teach

us French yeah and I think now I was probably 14 or 15 well I'll tell you

what it was it was 1976 mmm the hot summer of nineteen said Mademoiselle

Fabri her name Oh Mademoiselle Bridget Sabra I remember her name even though

strange you can even remember her first name I can and that she was French and

I've got a picture of her oh my goodness I've got a picture of her still I think

every every boy at school was in love with this French teacher it doesn't have

a hole in it does it because she was obviously an attractive she was

obviously a woman from France she was probably about 21 she was attractive she

spoke with this sexy French accent Oh boring every man at school and every boy

was in love with her it is true that the French are very sexy they're the accent

and they are very charming did you know that I'm part French unbelievable I am I

I'm down so on my on my father's side I am actually a French descent you know

it's true so that's probably the reason why I'm so charming probably the reason

why you smell well the French have got a reputation apologies anyone from France

for watching all I can say is your fake laugh is getting better

they have got a reputable of a joke that they you know sometimes maybe they don't

know it feel free Steve feel free to tell or wider arm deodorant you know

it's a bit of a joke that we say that about French people

when he won't he joking we I'm not saying I'm English people British Pierce

also Steve Steve is that what's happening to a whole

okay then hole okay yes you certainly are but anyway I did she didn't smell

she was absolutely beautiful and she had exquisite Chanel perfume on and yes I

can still see you now very very clearly I wrote her a letter

I've still got the letter you were stalking her she wrote me a letter back

from France when she went back yes Steve was a stork apparently French people

find our accent sexy as well if we try to speak French to a French person they

find that very attractive just as when French people speak English we find it

attractive because it is also sexy the French accent see if I were to talk to

you like this mr. Duncan would you find me attractive

but she wasn't Welsh I'm just trying to do an accent Oh mr. Duncan you are very

good English teacher what was that bit I'll be hard to stop

now I've been thinking that I'm practicing a Spanish accent at the

moment option you'd have to keep shouting my normal voice scissor your no

voice that's that's that's you I'm projecting to the back of this room to

whoever is watching I think you've offended every French

person probably but then they can have a go at us back you know for our fish and

chips yes they can have a go but I'm never watching me again yeah thanks to

Steve anyone from France watching well I'm not it's just a joke well say

something funny to work back yeah but you said it's a joke and then he carried

on insulting them I'm not insulting it's a joke you said you said it's just a

joke but they all smell oh yeah okay then well no you say it's just a joke eh

that's what that's what that is it the joke that people make ha ha

do you want me to go mr. Duncan what's the live chat saying come look at the

live chat what the hell is hockey huh French people speak with that that sort

of nasal accent yeah that's true that's nothing I'm not offensive all I

can say is that whoever that woman was you had the crush on she escaped she

escaped she really did have a have a lucky escape merrier tomorrow

she had a lucky escape I have to get repeating myself I have to keep

repeating myself because Steve talks over me for those wondering on Oh see

like that that you see that's what I'm on about what's the difference Nicole

says between crash and crush I think we've just because I thought I just said

that crash is two things bashing into each other with with a lot of force yes

well well its impact ah fresh crush is to crumple yes one thing becomes another

of due to pressure so crush is to put pressure on something to make it smaller

or to compact it or to make it compact yes you crush them like if you if you if

a car is crushed when it goes into those those those when though and that when

they're recycling a car and it gets crushed in those into it into a block so

they put the car inside and then it crushes yes it crushes the car and then

it comes out like a big cube so that would be yes so that's a yes so the

other use of the word crush we discussed of course was being in love having a

having a sort of a being in love with somebody

so besides crash there is also crush but they do tend to have very different very

different we had a car crush and another use of the word crash because I haven't

finished with these there are still some more can you believe it you can also

show up it's someone's party without being invited so if you arrive at a

party but you weren't invited like mr. Steve does all the time

he always crash his other people's parties because he

never gets invited anywhere so crash you can crash someone's party so you can say

a birthday party crasher or a wedding crasher

so they crash they go there or funeral crasher funeral crasher does anyone do

that have you ever been to a funeral that

wasn't wasn't anyone you know you know or knew have you ever just been - yeah

just you can wake up in the morning and just go oh I've got nothing to do today

I think I'm just going to go to a random person's funeral has it ever been doing

so especially if you're that you're also dead so maybe you can turn up in the

coffin and then they can put the person who's supposed to be there in the ground

and then you sneak in with your coffin and then they put you in the ground as

well so maybe you can crash a funeral the way your mind works mr. Duncan it's

very bizarre very bizarre I'm still waving good morning to Richard Branson

from my Big Island well he could give you a donation morning Richard by the

way if Richard Branson is watching could you please make a donation to my PayPal

account I need mr. Duncan thank you very much so crash so to turn up at someone's

party without being invited you crash the party yes yes so yes there are so

many uses of this word did you really did you realize not as many uses as

there are for the word set oh dear yes maybe this Sunday so don't forget we are

back on Sunday I'm sure it's written down here some some way so Sunday 2:00

p.m. UK time and of course every Wednesday at 10:00 p.m. and that's what

you're watching right now so I will be back on Sunday but will we get round

will we actually have time on Sunday to talk about the word set because it's I

think it's six times now we were going to do it and we've

had to cancel it because we we completely ran out of time we had we had

no time left going into the Oxford English Dictionary

yeah there are about 464 uses of the word set

it's true it's the most it's the word with the most definitions in English

language so I'm going to do them all on Sunday hmm all 464 my goodness it's

going to be very quick so Sunday's livestream will be about 16

hours long if we did if we did 10 please don't do your math we could do we could

always do a year on uses of the word set so yes if every Sunday we spent a few

moments talking about set we could probably talk about set until next year

until 2019 in fact we could talk about it until until we leave Europe until

bricks it happen we could yes yes oh well we get round to it there that's the

question will we what you're used to talking about uses of the word set oh I

thought you were talking about bricks it's all the time we get around to

talking about it everyone would have looked it up will we now know two good

questions there will we ever get to talk about set and will we ever leave Europe

and we will it ever happen to very interesting questions life chat is on

I'm so pleased that this encoder is working well done to V so V mix Thank

You V mix your your encoder is working very well so far who is the man in front

of mr. Duncan the man in front of mr. Duncan yes is there anyone in front of

me somewhat mr. cocoa in Poland mr. cocoa who is the man oh maybe who is the

man next to mr. Duncan don't you know who I am

don't you know who that is that's mr. Steve mr. Steve is a famous actor in

Wolverhampton he's the most famous actor in Wolverhampton it's true I'm not

joking your your name is from 10 hole to Bush spree I've upset

Bennett oh I do apologize why about making jokes about French people yes

make a joke about us yes it's very easy to do I'm very easy

to do what about our our fish and chips yes say yes say are you English people

your fish and chips tastes tastes like it's been scraped off the bottom of a

whale's and British anus British people always criticized for their their

uncouth bad manners particularly their football teams British people complain

all the time so so we're not perfect mr. Duncan I am

from curry beta Kirit curry debita I hope I pronounced that right you are

great together thank you very much ruff I full Rafaela

thank you very much you are welcome mr. Coco says hello mr. Steve oh so now you

have been formally introduced hello mr. Coco hello mr. Coco this is

mr. Steve mr. Steve mr. mr. Coco yes mr. Duncan I'm mr. Duncan hello mr.

koroa we've all gotten mister in front of our name mr. Coco mr. Duncan mr.

Duncan mr. Duncan missed mr. Coco mr. Steve mr. Coco mr. Coco mr. Duncan and

mr. Steve there's mr. Coco do you like do you like chocolate wait there I

haven't finished introducing him so mr. Coco can I just introduced you to

everyone else who is on YouTube watching at the moment around the world it's it's

a very big family to be honest and that's how I view this I always view

this as a big family getting together to have a weekly reunion a big meet up

somewhere in the woods somewhere around the world who have a giant English live

English lesson where we're all physically present this guy you know

this guy here he wants to who is he come on he wants to take his head off and

Transplant it onto someone else's body it's never hello Oh oh yes I remember

you telling me about him now yes we were talking about this yesterday we went on

a big walk and I was talking about this guy who last year was saying that he was

going to have his head transplanted onto another body

but then the story disappeared and no one talked about it for ages and then

this week apparently he's going to go ahead with it

haha oh dear I'm sorry about that I I'm sorry he's going to go ahead that's a

joke with it but it wasn't supposed to be a joke it isn't a joke but it just

happens to have the word head in it so no sorry it's not a sick joke not like

mr. Steeves insults not really I'm not really insulting anyone so yes so what

do you think you're saying miss we all have a little bit of a joke with each

other okay you gotta be able to take a joke in life okay we're trying to forget

that bit now but you'd brought it out not me no it's like a sour tasting now

what's going to happen with this this this Mandy's a new body it's gonna have

a new body because he suffers with a very terrible illness which which

destroys all the nerves I believe the nerves in his spine so

what he wants to do he wants to be the first person to have his head taken off

and put onto someone else's body I'm guessing the other person I don't know

how that works I'm not sure if they're swapping the heads are they actually

swapping the heads around so one person will be on his body and he will be on

somebody else's body I'm not sure how it's gonna work there I'm not being it

sounds like I'm being very flippant but I'm not I'm just interested who is going

to be the body donor so so you know do you because I would imagine you've got

to be dead to be the donor but how do you plan that how do you plan that

because your body has to be in good condition so this is what we talked

about yesterday you and I we I said well it's a body that he wants surely the

body will have to be in very good condition so it can't be something

that's been involved in a car accident because it'll be all smashed up it'll be

worse than the body is in now so he wants a body that's in perfect condition

so no diseases it can't it can't have anything serious like cancer or anything

because again the body is it is important they should be certain

conditions that will apply but if it if it don't know well if it's enough to

kill you tell me a fatal illness that isn't that serious brain tumor ah yes

very good well then so I would imagine that the illness has to be above the

neck because that's the bit they're taking off so I know this is a strange

thing to talk about but it fascinates me it really is fascinating I get I get

really excited about these sorts of stories because it's amazing so this guy

is going to have his head taken off and put onto another body only he it could

be someone who died in a car accident who who really you know I had a severe

blow to the head yes the head would would have to be damaged body still you

couldn't have all the the liver and the guts all smashed up as well no it'd be

no good that's it so the doctors or no they were looking for a doubt they're

looking for somebody where they obviously they're that they're dead but

the body is still awake maybe they're gonna have a lottery maybe you have to

draw a number so cuz it stabbed in the neck apparently this is happening in

Russia so the guy is Russian and I think the doctor performing it has already

done similar transplants with animals I might be wrong but I'm sure he's done it

with a monkey I'm sure he's practiced on something

he's actually managed to transfer the head from one monkey is that true to

another yes there are pictures on the internet I'm sure everyone is googling

now all of these things the monkeys swinging in the tree the monkey

afterward the monkey wasn't swinging anywhere no I think it lived for about

ten minutes and then snuffed it all I can say is this poor man must be so

unhappy that he's willing to risk going through this procedure it's never been

done before very brave it's not very I don't see

this happening very often in the future I don't think you're going to have sort

of people going along to the doctors and they just they just slice your head off

and put it on another body like like a scarecrow they're doing miracles with

with science at the moment yes III don't think that's going to be well who knows

in the future they come as anything's possible they can't even cure the common

cold so so how are they gig in transplant

hearts yes but that's is yes but that's different I know it's different but it's

just saying it's just one little part of your body I know it's important but

hearts are very magic things because did you know that you can take a cell from a

heart and put it onto a little slide and it will still beat you can still see the

muscle beating yes I knew that well I'm not saying you didn't did I say

that you didn't know it did you guys do you know any point then did I say mr.

Steve doesn't know that but you you tried to say that because they haven't

cleared the common cold they can't transplant a head but we can't give

common core but we can transplant organs yes and we can we can so hands back on

that's it well hands still still it they can actually attach a person's hand back

on but but it's much simpler oh well of course it's just it's just a hand I'm

not I mean we you can't compare your hand to your brain well I'm not arguing

with you obviously it's difficult it probably won't work yet he must be

deeply des even though even there were some people you might not notice the

difference if they if it didn't work because I'm saying that they're a bit

stupid like 30 years 30 years of this Oh see we're joking we're not really

arguing right

I think if that guy of the head transplant gets his aim it will be a

great scientific revolution but I think it's impossible because it's a very

complex transplant yes I've seen some photographs some diagrams some drawings

of how they're going to do it and it's very very complicated they have to

attach all of the tubes to his neck and then they're going to chop his head off

and put it in a freezer Steve well yes they'd have to they're putting it in a

freezer to make sure that there isn't any any serious damage but I'm not I'm

not sure I don't I hope that the person who puts their lunch in the freezer that

day doesn't get confused and take the wrong thing Nicole says we shall mr.

Duncan and I switch heads Nicole would you really like to look look look like

me with my physique my terrible terrible body no Nicole I don't think so I tell

you what would be good we could all we could always be be sort of we could

always have our heads put inside jars that's what people believe in the future

we will all just be heads inside jars talking so that would be amazing you

won't be able to do much you know you won't be able to go for a walk you just

have to sit there in the jar and watch everyone else walking around and

probably feel very very depressed and you wouldn't be able to even do anything

about that for some people some people are having their whole bodies

cryogenically frozen yes cryogenically oh Christ

well cryogenically wheezing cryogenically does mean freezing but yes

anyway we're going off subject here I don't know the subject what a boring

topic what is the subject I want to talk about head transplants that's pretty

cool I don't know why I thought you met off another subject not that you wanted

to talk about heads over the word crash yes well yes sort of related yes

this was a car crash that that and there they can transplant the donate their

body yes but I've already said big Nancy said what I think have you listened to

the previous 25 women in here I said that you wouldn't use a body from a car

crash because the chances are that it would be too badly damaged but they

would assess that wouldn't they the doctors would assess what you need is a

perfect body which means you have to have a volunteer someone is going to

have to volunteer to die so this bloke can have a body that's what I think

honestly now I think it will be a prisoner no I'm being serious people

think I'm joking I'm not I I'm this is about as serious as I can get in my life

I think they will use a prisoner or someone who is he thinks I'm joking but

it's a mistake a prisoner and say sorry mate

yes but they do there are many prisoners who are maybe on death row or they are

facing a very long prison sentence okay and they offer to to allow medical

research to be done on them maybe maybe yes you could be right there mr. ding I

am right because I've seen it happen physically not not for real but on TV

there's been programs about people doing medical experiments and and they get

volunteers from prisons so people who are in prison and they are trying to

redeem themselves for the crime that they committed so this is a point that

I'm trying to make albeit in a very long way we discussed capital punishment in

countries a few weeks ago didn't we yes but now I'm the point I'm making is that

certain countries are probably killing thousands of prisoners a year I don't

whether to mention the countries again but there were two countries that came

top of the list oh is this a repair office is the replay

of that lesson of people who were actually executed every year well China

China executes many people they do and apparently in China they also harvest

the organs as well so there you go America

America doesn't execute many people any more than 22 a year 22 about 22 in China

it's about 22 an hour maybe he wants so the chat the bloke he's Russian nothing

my legs are aching my legs are aching that's all I can a ste used to me so

this poor man there there's his picture again well but I can see it there you

can see it okay so he wants to get a new body

he's Russian is he he's in a hurry yes so they must execute people in Russia I

would imagine so somebody there then that's it's probably no shortage of

bodies did you just say to me they might execute people in Russia I think they

still have capital punishment in Russia yes remember yes it's pretty well known

if they're not top of the list though in terms of numbers and all execute no I

think it's China Iran I think they're top of the list you know what I'm sure

they execute people in Russia but I don't think they do that I don't think

it's that many and you know I'm sure the Pope is Catholic I'm going to go in a

minute if you're going to insult me mr. death and bears bears often take poos in

the woods hey look it's half 11:00 I'm going to

bed you know sulking are you I'm just joking I can never tell nowadays a nasty

to me don't you think no I'm not being nasty I shall just wish we shall have a

fight in the garden after midnight I'll smash up this gadget oh okay

haha guys rigid up there I'm certainly : I wish I'm good wish I could switch you

off so live chat i chat yes okay that's what just said so is own echo in here

people wouldn't that people wonder why I get so mr. Duncan is reading a lot of

fiction books that's what they're trying to do yes yes science fiction well it

sounds like science fiction but it looks like it's going to actually you know if

it does happen maybe you know I know I wouldn't say no to a new body yes oh yes

you know I can understand that yes imagine just being a being able to just

get a new body one that's better than the one you've got yes may be enhanced

in certain areas you know I would like to try what's that but what about a

woman's body mr. doe I would like a woman I would like to be transplanted to

a woman's body not because I want to be a woman but I just I just want to know

what it feels like to actually get out of bed in the morning and you look down

and in it's a completely different landscape it's completely different so

so when you're a man everything's pretty pretty boring until you get down there

and then there's there's a hello hello but with a woman there's there's lots

and lots of stuff going on already just below the neck you know it's like oh

you've got something to look at but with a man it's very boring very boring and

as you get older of course your stomach gets really big and then you can't see

what's under is you can't see what's underneath anyway you can't see what's

underneath there you have to lift it all up oh my goodness st. mr. Duncan we

don't want to know about that to get down it not I'm not talking about me but

sounded like you were no I'm not talking about me I'm talking about other men

some of us look after ourselves anyway the point I'm making is yes I would like

to have my head transferred onto a woman's body just just for the adventure

that it would present well it was nice knowing you mr. Duncan 30 years bye go

on then clear off one day you Martin come on

tonight doesn't like it I would imagine Martin is a friend of mine Martin from

England England just explaining to everybody else we don't get many people

from England watching is and my friend sometimes comes and watches us and I

haven't seen him tonight it's been on twice that's the zoo cat says I wake up

and see the kilos the kilos what does that mean you wake up and see the kilos

what what are you suggesting what are you suggesting they're sooo kept I don't

know I'm not going into that Danielle says you both are making me remember

some black mirror episode really Thank You Danielle for that

Danielle Maddy Ross yes I'm sure that it sounds like something you might see in

in episodes of Charlie brookers black mirrors oh I see where I can see it all

now I wake up and see the kilos I have to lose ha ha ha

yes mr. Duncan does that every morning as well your fake laugh is terrible by

the way just a la it's not it's it's terrible it's it's you should go and

work on your fake laugh I want to see a good I want to hear a very good fake

laugh on Sunday yes Rosa I've got to start work I've got to be up at 7:30 in

the morning it's now 11:30 s past my bedtime okay

hint hint mr. Duncan wrap up this live stream

mind you I could just go and you could carry on I don't have to be here I

suppose so I need to prepare yes half 7:00 I'll get up an hour start work at

half eight that's nice well I'm working from home tomorrow so

you know it's flexible oh you're except you're at home tomorrow

I am yes so I'll be disturbing you so if mr. Steve's boss is watching right now

mr. Steve is at home tomorrow and between you and me he doesn't get up

until quarter to midday mr. Dingle you're trying to get me into

trouble it's terrible he he doesn't get up and when he gets up he just sits down

stairs watching morning television he loves loose women but a half 12 I can

have what how can i watch morning television at half 12 wrong mr. Duncan

wrong yeah but the program that you're

watching started before midday so you normally catch it just before midday you

see so it's morning I'm reward he says she wants to lose

weight oh I see well I was being very polite there unlike mr. Steve who

doesn't want to lose weight for me of course I'm just perfect am reward he

says so what do you call it when the car has a crash because the driver lost

control at the wheel whilst driving well I think you've just said it yourself

they lose control that the car goes out of control so if you lose control of

something that means the thing you are trying to control goes out of control

it's very hard to explain that so I hope I hope I look at that I hope I explained

it suitably mr. Coco mm-hmm work out eat less you will lose weight it is as

simple as that it is as simple as that if you work out if you exercise

regularly and if you don't eat too much and if you it's it's a scientific

equation it's about eating bad food fatty food too much chocolate like mr.

Steve last week he was eating so much chocolate because of Easter if you if

you use more energy than you take in you will lose weight because that is just a

law of physics it's a law of science it's a fact

so take yeah if you take in more energy than you're using you will put weight on

here's a good guy less energy then you here's a good guide it's a very it's a

very it's a very rough guide but I'm gonna say now if what comes out of you

is less than what goes in you will get fat

if what what can I carry on your own about to go on then yes so if more comes

out then what goes in what do you mean comes out when you go for a poo yeah but

it you realize that that you you realize that was pointing down towards you no I

think that's really no I'm just trying to make a point

but it's it's a rough point very rough oh that's good well thanks a lot now you

say something and I will I will stop you halfway through it's alright no it's not

alright suggesting that you you you you you you couldn't leave me me are you

suggesting that what you should do is compare what you eat the quantity you

eat in and then look at the quantity that comes out what is a relationship

between the two doesn't that hit for Lulu in 1968 you you you are you trying

to suggest there's a relationship between the amount of food you take in

you the amount of waste you produce you you you you there might be a vague

relationship yes well I'm just using it as a rough guide

you see so if you I'd be a bit how are you going to measure that well you don't

measure it physically so it's just a guide in weight losing here in in in

terms of about losing weight I've never heard of somebody trying to advise you

to lose weight saying well look at what you take and what you take what comes

out you might be you might be completely off that wasn't what I said I see he

said I didn't say that arguing we're really arguing now as a

rough guide oh my goodness how do you get through a deaf guy carry on get

through a day without being killed by someone I have a speak to anyone thank

goodness for that again let me explain just as a rough guy this isn't

scientific this is just a very this is just a very rough guide

carry on and just read more goes in they what comes out you put weight on and

you're on about energy well just generally just generally from physical

that the the stuff the the bulk of the food and and the crap that comes out the

other end yes it means it's going into your body

so things that you eat are absorbed and you get fat you get fat that's the point

I'm making oh my god that was supposed to be a very small comment that you just

throw away and forget about think that's used is them as a guide I did I didn't

say it was I just said it's just something that I think about it's a it's

it's a thing that just helps you to think about if not putting so much food

into your body that's it that's true if you eat less if you use more energy than

you're taking in you'll lose weight we said that earlier yes or no and that

there's no relationship between what you're taking and and you and you your

feces you waste there's no relationship there as if you were to eat lots of

fiber when you say feces if you were shit then

if you were to poop poop you like the word poop if you to eat lots of fiber in

your diet which has no calorific value then you would produce more waste I wish

you hadn't spoil them and and thus I wonder why YouTube and he doesn't want

to give me man I wonder why YouTube doesn't pay me

anymore I wonder why but if we if we look at the poop that's on the internet

and they're getting paid and you're not for all this good work that you're doing

I'm not as everybody you know what the problem is I I think I do need to have

that body dress what I know what you're going to say sorry I know what you're

going to say let me just say there doesn't know what I'm going to say Oh

what oh why do you keep making noises that doesn't make any sense

Oh

I know what you're going to say miss Duncan mr. Duncan you see things that no

I'm going to say that maybe I good night everybody good knives oh let's look at

the chat what I'm trying are you on the spectrum are you anywhere on that

spectrum I think you are I think you mean over 30 years I think you really

are on the spectrum somewhere right let me just say what I was thinking is maybe

Oh carry on there let me stop you I'm trying my best what sue said she's

having so much fun watching you fighting watching us fighting and laughing

there's no fighting that'll be later outside on the lawn naked we're gonna

get we're gonna get oiled up and wrestle on the lawn outside if I'm not here on

Sunday you know what's happened yes and you might you might notice a big a big

sort of mound in the garden yeah in the shape of a body and that's probably

where mr. Steve will be so as I was saying what what I think what what I

think would be a good idea is if I did have my head transplanted onto a woman's

body and then YouTube would take more notice of me as an English teacher

because that would appear to be the criteria of being an English teacher now

on YouTube you have to have big boobies big big boobies and you have to put lots

of makeup on and you have to be very sexy so YouTube is only interested in

sexy ladies now YouTube is no longer interested in people like me they're

interested in the sex appeal that's how basic that's how shallow YouTube has

become maybe you could just wear a wig yeah and you know some enhancement

what's that exercises know where some robbed or some false breasts I could

just put some balloons under my jumper and call yourself mrs. Duncan

miss miss Duncan or miss Duncan like last week when I was the bride

I did enjoy that actually a little bit too much so there we go the live chat is

still up and running let's have a look shall we

we're going in a moment by the way don't worry you don't have to put up with this

much longer that's hysterical laughter mr. Steve

we've got to sex it up we need we need we need to be more sexy we've got a sex

it up I just undo a few buttons here here we go maybe if I wore a week mr.

Duncan if we had hey I don't know why you're doing that because the live chat

is on the screen oh I say so nobody can see you how about people could imagine

it I'm sure they can't the the things that nightmares are made of

hello - hello please say hello to me I am watching in Turkey yes you know yes

in celle be watching in Turkey and we've been to Turkey twice we have mr.

Duncan's dinner lesson about Turkey Odin a lesson in Turkey about taking holidays

taking holidays yes mr. Duncan is still a virgin lady yes I will be wearing

white at my wedding because I'm I am untouched untouched completely I am that

you believe anything mr. Koko says a nice sexy body will be

more advertised Abul yes maybe maybe I should get I should have a sex change

maybe I should have some some cosmetic surgery to make me look like a pretty

lady and then YouTube will take notice of me again ah maybe one day it will all

be mine again Danielle you've got to go to bed I've got to go to bed as well I'm

very tired mr. Duncan's keeping me up late you know what I like about the live

chat when it's on the screen because I can pick my nose and no one knows it

Daniel said he sent you an email okay yes yes I read it earlier yes don't

know daddy Ross where are you from he from Spain that

Spanish yes Daniel I actually read your email out earlier I read it out at at

the start of the program and I answered your question as well about how to learn

English or how to practise conversation with other people yes so if Daniel

watches this lesson yes it's gone on yes afterward you'll have to do that because

I'm not going to repeat it all again to be honest we love you as you are please

don't change a thing Thank You tsukete I think tsukete is a

fan of seven does that mean there's there are suit cats all the way from one

up to 76 yes why why why is it sook at 77 maybe sook at is one of 77 clones oh

it can't be your age because you do not do the picture that does not make sure

Steve's drunk sook at 77 in Argentina so where are the other 76 of you yes when

you were born in 1977 yes my gosh you you will be very young then I think the

picture there I think maybe that is true so Daniel is going to bed but there is

an answer to your question at the start of today's live stream Daniel Daniel is

Brazilian and Lizbeth lives in Barcelona so that answers that question

thank you very much oh I see that's her oh the day you were born it was the date

you were born by the by the way Steve yes on Friday it's the 13th are you

scared no oh well Daniel I easy I am you might not know because I had mentioned

this before because I do this amateur dramatics I am playing the part of

somebody who's supposed to be Spanish Caribbean is it the village

I'm playing the part of a pirate oh and he's got to speak English with a Spanish

stroke sort of Colombian accent which obviously is very close to Brazilian so

you could help me on that on how to speak English because I want to speak

English in in in a in a Spanish accent

to put it into proper English Steve wants to learn Spanish accent when

speaking English yes that's it as you said that that's it

well I'm not sure about that and I've been practicing so I'm going to do this

one week and people can tell me whether it sounds authentic or not that will

probably be our that will be our last ever live stream I think but that's

interesting that you think a varnish person but I want to speak in broken

English I want to speak in in in the way a Spanish person would speak English I

was gonna say I think you're already doing the broken English very well

apparently oh it looks like we've got a new fan oh goodness me this is the first

time that I've watched you and you guys are great what days do you broadcast you

can catch us on Wednesday that's of course tonight Wednesday from 10:00 p.m.

UK time and on Sunday we are also here every Sunday from 2:00 p.m. UK time so

you have to check the time difference where you are but yes

Wednesday night 10:00 p.m. UK time Sunday afternoon 2:00 p.m. UK time so

twice a week you get us twice a week oh my goodness yes in can you give me some

advice about the Erasmus programme I don't quite I don't quite know what

you're on about there okay 77 says she was born in

in 64 1964 you are oh you are slightly slightly older than me but slightly very

very much younger than Steve only a few years a few yes so we're the same

generation the same age yes oh here we go mr. Steve can you say instantly in

Spanish ah no okay I'll go on Tiamo me amor I love you my love that Spanish is

it diem Oh Mia more a rocket roll your R's TMO Mia more what you got to roll

your R's in but that didn't sound like it that sounds like you were pushing a

big poo out thank you soon cat it's a do you have to it I don't think all Spanish

I don't think all regions are Spain or in South America you roll your R's but I

think maybe the majority I don't know yes I think it's it's part of a other of

an accent so I think with some accents you might stress certain sounds so I

think with the letter R you might roll roll you see like that

so Oh mr. Duncan can roll his arse very well I'm not very good at it but I'm

getting better that just sounds like an angry dog I never and I roll my eyes I

have to write this great effort family's genetic Daniel says you sound Italian

yeah that's your Spanish yes that's it yes yes what that's that's the problem

I'm having I'm trying to I'm trying to sound Spanish but quite I'm actually

just starting to sound Italian and that's what I'm because it they they're

quite close to me when I'm trying to sound Spanish I keep sounding Italian

but nevermind I have to go to Spain to learn the Spanish accent yes sir but

I've been looking on YouTube interestingly enough and I've been

watching people yeah who are Spanish trying to learn English

and I'm listening to them talking in talking English so I'm getting lots of

tips and hints yes it's amazing what you can find on YouTube I mean there are

some people I've heard there are some people who actually teach English on

YouTube can you believe it they actually spend a lot of their time standing in

front of cameras and they talk in talking talk in English and they talk

for a very long time sometimes for two hours and then they help people with

their English but they don't get paid anything they don't get any money for it

they just do it because they love it can you believe that there are people

out there on YouTube who do that for nothing for nothing

incredible cat there we go teh not t teh yes so not like t to take a more yes is

that like okay am i right there forget that right so you can't so care doesn't

care mean what okay okay no I'm just there we go te oh I know I'm

just talking about something else there are there are that isn't the only word

in the Spanish language yes okay the EON pet there is there is cat hair okay

which means sorry what I'm just looking at su cat oh and also the other one I

like is porfavor pop of all pop of all which means please please yes well done

welcome oh I think I think I might I might give up teaching English I think I

might start teaching Spanish I'm quite good at it one word well no two words

you speak Spanish you must mutate to word mr. kogo is trying to say it tell

us something there mutate I think you've done that already Steve I can't read it

all it's used all on the screen you've definitely already mutated roll the

screen mr. Duncan I wish I could we have to wait for it to move because I see we

have a new system so we have to wait for the live chat to move I

I can't actually change this we have to wait for it to move across the screen

could someone else please send a message on the live chat so it moves no it's

like I can wait I can wait so anyway gives you a nice little

vibration this does poorer for poorer for second row my ass you sound like an

angry dog so are you saying that Spanish people all shout because that didn't say

you don't have to shout what any people are very I've got to be

careful I've already upset friends yeah you're gonna be keV what I say today

I've already lost all of our French viewers animated very very lively

speakers and they speak very fast who said that no they do Spanish people

speak that the language is lends itself to being able to communicate and talk

very fast ly firstly very fast yes but as the fastly well-known well-known

English word fastly yes I believe that's true

whereas we draw our words out a lot I think I think you're being I think

you're being very stereotypical it's a bit like no I've read about it yeah can

I just can I actually get to the end of a sentence tonight I'm really looking

forward to actually starting a sentence and completing it without you sort of

interjecting in a way that looks like a nutter on the bus okay right what was I

saying doesn't matter it's very similar to the

way it's very similar to the way in which Italians are seen as being very

aggressive when they speak but it isn't true

so Italians are already sorry always they always they're always made

fun of for being very loud and aggressive when they're speaking but

it's not actually true at out the Italian language is very beautiful to

listen to it's a beautiful language just like Spanish and French and of course

English okay yes I'm just reading I thought I thought Steven Garcia says

that I was just speaking Spanish I thought for a moment someone have

removed your head but I have to do something with the British tea yes I

think in Spanish it sits at the tongues on the roof of the mouth I think with

the tea yeah sir yeah I think it's like that isn't it

yes it's it's the sound of T is syllabic it's very so if if the sound of a letter

is is very it has a very high frequency it's syllabic so it's very high it's

like the letter S see I'm saying nothing I'm not shouting I'm laughing so hard

because of your lovely comments now that's a good fake laugh did you like

that I think my fake laugh is better than your Steve no that was good though

I thought I thought my fake laugh is much better than Steve's steve has a

very good sense of humor oh yes you've got to laugh you have sometimes there's

no choice or just a bit say as mr. Duncan would say I would say laugh mr.

Duncan would say laugh yes okay so what's your point

I'm just saying because the two different ways of pronouncing the word

laugh and laugh but you didn't say there are two ways you said as mr. Duncan says

I never because you pronounce laugh as a laugh for why don't you just say as some

people why don't matter yes it does sound the point so you're

picking on me now you're making fun of my my Stafford accent yes mr. kogo

that's interesting some languages speak faster but they

don't necessarily pass any more information because sometimes the words

are longer aren't they that's it interesting what mate what what I always

remember is when I was living in China you would hear people having

conversations in the cafes and restaurants and I always used to think

that they were fighting or arguing about something but in fact they weren't but

sometimes when you hear Chinese people speaking as certainly in a public place

they speak in a way that sounds not always but sometimes as if they're

arguing and I would say to my friend I would say what what are they fighting

about and he would say they're not fighting

they're just having a conversation but but the way they were speaking the pace

of the speech and the words that as they were coming out sounded very aggressive

so I suppose it's very similar to what I said earlier about Italian Italian

language it sounds quite aggressive but yes

what mr. Coco said is right sometimes you need to use more words to say one

sentence so for one thing that you say in English you might use three or four

words but in maybe Italian you might need to use nine or ten words so yes

that's it very good pretty pretty cool Raffy a few sorry says can I say

something in Portuguese I will have a go I've no idea so you're going to be

laughing I'll make it larger so mr. Steve can see with his old eyes so let's

have a go at saying it looks like Chinese ooh um hirato got it so you'd

have to shout why are you shouting just you know where people practice English

they don't scream at the top of their voice someone Corrado gap so I might be

wrong there that is the T pronounced like a TS it sounds like you're speaking

in tongues you're not possessed by the devil are you

probably let's try again so Steve say sue a metal gate oh yes Bob we don't

know I don't know Portuguese I hope it's not rude

they probably easy no probably rude isn't it I hope we haven't just told

someone to fornicate with their mother yes we'll probably be cut off now so

said something that will be picked up by the algorithms issue we've said

something in Portuguese that's very offensive what does it mean that we've

just said please Rafael Rafael it's your fault what have we just said so what

have we just said how stupid it is just to just to say that without even knowing

what it means somebody tellers so it's a suit um Greta get oh yeah I wouldn't

keep saying it do we know what it means I'm not too sure about the grotto but

I'm not but great I think it might be something like great great guessing I

think it means you are a great person I don't know just think I'm just hoping

that's what it means what a noisy conversation it is a Visa Visa Steve

keeps looking at the clock yes I'm going to bed okay bye well again just that

quick oh I see I thought that was a hint what a noisy conversation

what do you mean noisy is it noisy you mean yes lots of chattering going on

you mean busy busy yes it's a very busy conversation maybe maybe a little noisy

as well maybe oh I see so it's Gatto equals cat oh dear yes I have a horrible

feeling that this might be something rude please please please please don't

please don't be please Greta is grateful oh I see okay then oh so you are a

grateful cat oh you are a grateful cat soo ohm is that I am the cat is very

grateful I am a grateful cat okay it's not a sentence I thought I would say

tonight no I'm a very grateful cat exchange opinions oh yes we are

certainly exchanging lots of opinions tonight

what what's strange what is strange here is that we started off talking about a

man who wanted to chop his head off and put it on another person's body that's

that's where all this started and now we are talking about about grateful cats I

don't know how he got from that's like the wonder of being live on YouTube it

is a live chat is that we can go from one subject to another we are alive and

and we can entertain and educate and find out and be educated from other

people yes so we share we share what little knowledge we have about the world

and you can share your knowledge with us so we all learn something we all learn

something from each other it's called sharing

yes Mark Zuckerberg that's what it's all about you share with each other

consensually consensually so words people agree you don't steal people's

information and then sell it and then go oh don't take facebook away from me I

really enjoy being a billionaire I'm going to cry now 64 billion he's word

does it for billion go take facebook away from me because it's a it's a been

floated on the stock market so in theory they could vote him off the board they

could he really wants to keep that job I don't know whether he's got a majority

share maybe he has a part-time job maybe he works in McDonald's the weekend

practice your tea in your are right I will do right I'm going I'm going

yes Steve I need to get ready for the morning and I've got to go up at half

7:00 so I'm getting not very much sleep I've got a busy day tomorrow I'm going

I'm going to gatecrash a funeral tomorrow I'm going to someone's funeral

I don't know who they are I'm just going to go out tomorrow I'm going to get to

the nearest cemetry and I'm going to just visit or

attend a funeral of someone I don't know because I've got nothing really to do

tomorrow so I might as well do that it sounds like fun I'm hoping to do

tomorrow haven't you got a pair for Sunday's live lesson no it only takes me

20 minutes doesn't it takes ages so we're going now look at that it's it's

just after midnight I know I know I can tell my calves are aching from standing

up the voice is going hoarse your calves are aching I didn't know you owned cows

calves is methods my calves down here because a calf of course is a baby cow

as well it is do you have comic heroes in the UK like

the US has yes we have we have super Ted who is a teddy bear with superpowers and

also we have banana man it's true we have heard them you've never heard of

banana man no banana man is very famous he used to have his own TV show banana

man there's banana man there's Danger Mouse

he's like a spy so he's not really a superhero he's a spy and he lives in a

postbox in London and he solves crimes that are committed by by the claw

there's this evil evil person called the claw and he he he always tries to get

back it Danger Mouse and at the end of every episode he always says I'll get

you next time Danger Mouse next time it's not really not really a cartoon

hero I think in the same way as a superhero by demand yes no I just said

he wasn't I did say that I said he's not a superhero he's a spy okay oh I'm glad

to see mr. Steve is paying as much attention as he normally does well I've

been out tonight so performing well no that's not let's not get too carried

away you've been out

let's leave it at that shall we so please drink lots of water to keep your

voice in good condition yes there's nothing here well there is that's your

water well it's not my water anyway I am definitely going to bathe that's not my

water it's from the tap bye bye bye bye everyone

I'm going now I just want some evidence there is some evidence there is water

here I'll see you in the morning see you later Steve I bye bye and that's

mr. Steve gone almost so we're going now it's five minutes past 12:00 I've been

on for two hours I've been on for two hours and five minutes can you believe

it so I'm going now it's gone midnight and it's time for me to say goodbye I

hope you've enjoyed tonight's livestream lots of things going on lots of things

to talk about and to remember you can watch the livestream later maybe

tomorrow sometime when it is reached on YouTube please give me my give me some

fingers crossed TS is going for a job interview tomorrow at the British

Embassy so TS I will keep my fingers crossed for

you for tomorrow's interview at the British Embassy so good luck with that

this is mr. Duncan saying good night I hope you've enjoyed today's livestream

wherever you are watching in the world Rossa says please don't go well I have

been here for two hours I've been standing here talking to you for over

two hours can you believe it thank you a visa Thank You mr. Coco hope to see you

again thank you Belarus yeah thank you am reward ero sir TS Anna

thank you very much for watching and of course I am back on Sunday at 2 p.m. UK

time with 2 hours of live English on Sunday we will be talking more about the

guy who wants to have his transplanted onto another body and also

hopefully we'll get to talk about the uses of the word set I will see you then

I'm very pleased to see that the encoder has also worked tonight very nice

this is mr. Duncan in the birthplace of English saying thanks for following me

thanks for watching me tonight and of course until the next time we meet here

on the Internet yes you know what's coming next don't you

ta ta for now 8-)