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right but no it gets better right listen to this

this is from Duncan okay on a sticky Friday night everything will be

all right with Peter Simon being fantastic and

Caroline minus her support elastic so many watches at a good price

thats the value of constantin weisz oh duncs duncs i love you

who was that guy who was it I don't know who that was what is he doing on my

live stream I have no idea oh it looks as if we are live again on YouTube oh my

goodness I can't believe it it's incredible we're all here together again

on the Internet hi everybody this is mr. Duncan in England how are you today are

you okay I hope so are you happy

well are you happy are you come on be happy life is short

be happy and enjoy every moment of this thing we call life so here we go it's a

Wednesday it is the first of August first of all pinch pinch punch it's a

new month do you ever do that do you ever go up to someone and you pinch

punch it's a new month some people do it some people don't

it is the first of August a very important month for me I'm sorry yes I

am being very self-indulgent I am going to talk about myself for a moment I do

apologise for that but August sees my birthday yes on the 12th of August it

will be my birthday and I can't wait to find out what you have bought for me

what are you going to buy for me are you going to buy something nice for me I

hope so for those who don't know what this is

this is a live English stream yes it is now seven minutes can you see over there

seven minutes past ten o'clock at night here in the UK all of my neighbours are

now asleep in bed but I am here live on the internet just for you I hope you are

well and I hope your week has been good so far

this is the country that brought you

the Spice Girls the x-factor and love island you're welcome it's mr. Duncan on a

Wednesday night I hope you are okay first of all let's have a look at some

of the scenery because I know a lot of people love to see the scenery so let's

have a little now around where I live well let's have a look at tonight first

of all so here we can see the view from my studio taken earlier tonight a

beautiful evening the Sun has returned everyone yes I'm feeling very pleased

because we had some rain at the weekend but now the Sun has returned and it

looks as if this week we are going to have some of the highest temperatures

ever recorded on the planet have you heard this apparently it's going to get

hotter this week than it ever has in the history of recorded weather yes it's

true I'm not joking that's so apparently they have the the

highest earth temperature last week I think I can't remember exactly what it

was I think it was about 37 37 degrees I think was the highest now I think what

they do is they average the temperature so I believe it is actually the mean

temperature so yes it looks as if we're going to have even hotter temperatures

high temperatures across Europe this week so it looks as if it's going to get

very hot here just when you thought that the worst of the heat had gone there's

even more coming so across Europe this week it's going to be in the 40s maybe

40 41 degrees in certain parts of Europe such as Spain and Italy so around there

it's going to be really really hot meanwhile here in England it's going to

be okay it's not going to be very hot but it's going to be quite pleasant

anyway and I'm hoping that next week the weather will be okay because mr. Steve

and myself we are having a little break so there won't be a live English stream

next Wednesday so we won't be on next Wednesday but we will be with you on

Sunday and a couple of our friends are coming to look after the house whilst

we're away so maybe they will do a live stream instead of mr. Steve and myself

so you might see some strange faces on my live stream next week so I will leave

all with all of the equipment it will all be ready just in case they want to

do a live stream so we are off for a few days so I will be here on Sunday so this

Sunday I will be here and so will Steve next Wednesday I won't be here and then

of course the following Sunday the 12th of August I will be here with my normal

Sunday live stream and it will also be my birthday as well so Sunday the 12th

of August write it down in your diary mr. Duncan's birthday live stream so I

hope that has cleared that up for those who won't sure what is going on some

questions to ask tonight I would like to ask some questions here's a good

question do you ever use social media sites and if you do which social media

sites do you use and why do you use them why do you like that all those

particular websites for example you might use Twitter a lot of people like

to use Twitter there is one certain person who who really does enjoy

using Twitter I think you know who I'm on about I think you know who I mean

and also maybe you use Facebook I know I do I use Facebook or maybe you use one

of your own websites that are available in your own country because I know for a

fact there are lots of social media sites in other countries as well so not

just the big ones so not just the big websites there are lots of others as

well so when you go on the Internet when you socialize with other people on

the Internet which sites do you use and I don't know if you've heard today but

Facebook and Instagram are going to start discouraging people from using

their websites for a long period of time I know it sounds strange but it's true

so what they are going to do they are going to stop you from looking at their

websites for too long so maybe if you spend an hour or two hours looking at

Facebook I think a message will come up on the screen to say you have been

looking at this site for a very long time please take a rest so it looks as

if that's what's going to happen because it would appear that quite a few people

are now addicted to social media they can't stay away from their mobile phones

or their internet connections on their laptops and tablets so it would appear

that lots of people are addicted to social media what about you what social

media or which social media sites do you use we have a little contest coming up

tonight there is no prize but we do have a little contest a little thing to pick

your brains with it is our mystery object I did show you

this on Sunday so this is the thing that we showed you on Sunday and we had some

guesses but the mystery object actually has two things two parts so here is the

part that I showed you on Sunday let's say there it is

so that is tonight's mystery object but what is it what is it it looks like a

blue banana but it isn't its it has nothing to do with bananas and there is

another part as well but I will show you that later when mr. Steve joins us yes

of course it wouldn't be a livestream without mr. Steve did he get colder in

here or is it just me I think it's just you mr. Steve I think it's just you yes

we are late in live on a Wednesday night it's a brand new month it's August yes

August is here and it feels as if the year is going by so quickly where has

the Year gone I can't believe we are already into the eighth month of the

year and already the days are getting shorter already I can't believe it so

already it is getting dark earlier winter is not very far away and you know

what happens in winter you know which particular season arrives in winter no

don't say it please don't say it don't say but you know what I'm thinking it

starts with C it starts with the letter C no not that word how dare you let's

have a look at the live chat here is the live chat yes we are on and just to

prove it the there are some people on the live chat

let's see who is first because I don't know Francisco

oh hello Francisco you are first on the live chat well done and congratulations

I think I think that deserves a round of applause I really do so can I can we

just send Francisco a round of applause for being first on the live chat well

done well done Francisco also in second place Shirin

hello Shirin nice to see you alice is here as well

hello and here you come yes I'm here everyone it's true Tomic hi there to you

alice is here epic sadness Oh epic sadness why are you

sad don't be sad now I'm feeling a little bit sad this week for one reason

I will tell you more about it later on but you may have seen it at the start of

today's live streams something a little sad to report Pedro oh hello Pedro guess

what I have found your video do you remember the video that you posted to me

I have found it I'm going to ask you now Pedro would you like me to play it a

little bit later on so if you give me permission to play the first video that

you sent to me feel free please say yes mr. Duncan you can play it I men or a

men is here is there any tea cake no not today I'm not going to eat anything

because I've been I've been told off mr. Steve got very angry with me

he said Duncan you should not you should not eat during the livestream it's very

rude so tonight I'm not going to eat anything I promise

Joe says go ahead speak about yourself this is your class oh thank you very

much but I don't want to be too self-indulgent that's a great word if

you are self-indulgent it means you talk about yourself or you always focus on

your own habits or your own life or your own interests you never take interest in

other people's things you are very self-indulgent Matias is

here hello Matias I haven't seen you before

this is my first time here well if it is your first time please let me know

so Matias well done and I think that deserves a round of applause welcome

Matty yes to the live chat Alessandro is here nice to see you as well Jamelia

Jamelia Jamelia loves my t-shirt thank you very much nikolay says hello from

russia a big privat to you in Moscow Rosa hello there in Brazil after 70 days

without rain and very dry weather finally it is raining and it is cold

well that's good news I'm glad to hear you've got some rain and I hope I hope

it solves all of the dryness and the drought that you are experiencing there

at the moment hello if your body says Anna Tomic yes

Tomic you are right little chirpy my little cricket

he died on Monday Monday morning he passed away he is no more little chirpy

as gone it's very sad happy birthday from now thank you I'm N

it is my birthday on the 12th of August on the 12th

X is here hello Alex thank you for rejoining thank you for coming back

again hello mr. Duncan from Italy MS Fairy is

here wow I must say there are a lot of people on the live chat tonight a lot of

people indeed Nikolaj Facebook and also contract I think that's how you or

contact oh I think I see it looks like the word or sounds like the word contact

contact apparently that is a very Russian a very popular Russian social

media site ah now I must be honest I must be honest

I've never heard of that before so thank you for letting me know about

that Nicolai thank you very much I am AG D says I am using YouTube well I

should think so because that's where I am right now

I'm on YouTube broadcasting live to the world

Luis hello Luis mr. Duncan and classmates nice to be with you again

it's nice to have you here Luis nice to have you Rosa says is the Russian social

media more secure than Facebook I'm not sure maybe Nicolai can answer that

question Arwa says hello mr. Duncan it's been a

long time that I haven't seen your videos and now I have returned I am back

Thank You ara ara Hadi you are welcome and it's nice to see you back here you

know what I think your return deserves a round of applause

thank you r'ragh for saying hello amen or Amen says I only use YouTube and

Facebook honestly because I don't know how to use the other types of social

media there are other other types of social media such as Twitter also there

is another one called LinkedIn LinkedIn is a very popular type of site social

media site normally used by people who are looking for work or professional

people who wish to talk about or show their CVs

Pedro Belmont has guessed that the mystery object is a sex toy Pedro how

could you hi mr. Duncan I'm do Oh Nia and I'm from

Algeria and in Algeria we speak English in French and I want to learn English

very well just like the people in the USA e well you've come to the right

place because I've been teaching English for over 11 years on YouTube

yes Pedro you remember oh ok I will show the video that you sent to me

a little bit later on hi teacher I'm late but I am watching in Brazil hello

to Brazil LF Fernandes I have a feeling that we have a lot of people on the live

chat tonight so many people are here Wow thank you very much for joining me all

of you we will return to the live chat a little bit later on because now we are

going to do something else we are going to have a look at one of my English

lessons don't forget there are lots of English lessons on my youtube channel

over 500 are available and all of the video playlists are under this video

so in the description the description underneath this video you can find all

of my playlists so we are now going to have a look at one of my lessons this is

an excerpt from one of my full English lessons this is taken from full English

number 12 and then after that we will be joined by mr. Steve we often use the

phrase easier said than done when discussing a possible venture or goal it

would appear that it is easier to say something that actually do it but why is

that I'm sure you have done it in the past I know I have we come up with a big

plan or idea that we intend to do at some point but sadly it never comes to

fruition the word fruition means be made real or completed it would appear that

it is much easier to say you'll do something than to actually do it the

effort needed to start doing something is immense the two things you really

need are determination and motivation you must be determined and motivated to

be determined is the feeling of being resolute and strong-willed motivation is

the force that pushes you into doing something to feel motivated is to be

encouraged and spurred on the driving force that gets you to your goal is

motivation without determination and motivation it would appear to be true

that some things are easier said than done

as you know I love receiving your comments and questions and today I would

like to answer another one of your questions this question comes from

Xavier who lives in Spain and asks what are the differences between the words

across and through both of these words relate to movement to move across means

to move from one side to another as a preposition across shows the position of

movement she ran across the street as an adverb a cross can be used as an

expression of measurement in length the bridge is 100 feet across the word

cross can also show position he lived across the road from me a cross word

answer that reads horizontally is defined as being across

the word through means to move in and out of something for example if you go

into a forest and come out the other side then you have gone through the

forest so through describes the action of

moving among something to move forwards among trees means you are moving through

the trees as you move you pass things to move through a forest or through bushes

or through a crowd of people you can move through something such as a doorway

to step from one side to another is to move through to go through or fall

through to look from one side of something out to another is look through

he looked through the window to see if anyone was at home to make a hole in

something means that you go through or you have gone through to inspect or

study something in part or whole is to go through I need to go through these

essays and check them for mistakes to be through means to finish or end something

the thing in question is finished and over I'm going to tell my girlfriend

that we are through in a contest the word through means to be chosen for the

next round or heat mr. Duncan you have made it through to the final so a cross

relates to direction while through tends to relate to movement and objects thank

you for your question Xavier and if you have a question for me to answer then

please feel free to drop me a line at my email address

doop doop doop dude there it was one of my full English lessons

and there are plenty of other English lessons available on my youtube channel

yes it is a Wednesday night and we are late

and live across the whole planet and apparently this week it's going to get

very very hot can you see who's next to me yes he's getting very excited here he

is again it's mr. Steve hello hello everybody I'm excited a mr. don't be an

OG oh okay well I just gotta catch my breath catch my breath what excited you

okay I thought I was going to have to phone an ambulance then no I'm just oh I

just need to a car myself down a bit mister don't I've been all getting all

excited waiting to come on okay say hello to everybody

how are you mr. Duncan I'm not too bad thank you very much although we had a

very sad start to the week a moment of

sadness I don't want to bring everything down but yes this week we we've had some

sad news this week didn't we Steve yes we did

little little chirpy there's chirpy can you see chirpy chirpy the cricket

chirp II the cricket is no more sadly mr. Steve you you found chirpy dead on

Monday morning I came down on Monday morning to eat my breakfast and I could

hear no chirping and I went over to have a look and he was sitting motionless in

the bottom of the container that has been his entire world a small little

plastic container for chirpy that's where he's lived for the last six weeks

man and boy as we say he hasn't known anything outside a small 6 inch plastic

box with holes in it like a you know now we're going to get complaints about

keeping keeping the cricket in a small box but it was sad we were sad but there

is a bit of a story though because the reason why we had chirpy in the first

place is because we are taking care of some big spiders

and you have to feed the crickets to the spiders but we didn't want to feed

chirpy so we kept chirpy now he kept him right to the end and became attached we

actually became emotionally attached emotionally to a cricket emotionally

attached to our little friend because he was the only one that was making the the

cricket sound yes it was the only male he was the only male it's only the males

isn't it that make thee that make the other the chirping sound and he was used

to do this little dance didn t dance on top of the the egg box inside the

container used to dance around and do his little chirping noise and it was

lovely mr. Duncan says dance around and I say down stance

dance stance just the same word but pronounced slightly differently because

I'm posh and mr. Duncan he's common no no you can pronounce it either way it's

all about the Americans who pronounce it's all about the accent dance yes but

the important thing is poor chirpy has died hmm and we were actually I was

actually tea I actually had tears in my eyes I don't know why how can you get

emotionally upset over a cricket but we did and we we asked ourselves what would

have been better for the cricket would it mean better that he died as he did of

old age in a plastic container and never knew the real world or would it have

been better had we fed him to the spiders and thus he could have had some

use in his life but anyway he died of old age or disease we don't know what he

does I can think of more useful things to do in your life though being than

being food for a giant spider which is interesting considering I've got some

poetry down here which we were going to read out on Sunday but we ran out of

time so let us just left before we carry on I just want to

if I may you don't mean a minute silence for sure we are going to have a moment

silence not a minute that's too long does a minute has five seconds okay

a silence while we remember you're kind of ruining the moment by the way here is

a brief moment of reflection as we remember chirpy

little chirpy will miss you

it's Wednesday night the first of August and we are having a holiday soon we've

been working so hard this year Steve's been working hard he's been doing two

jobs I've been doing half a job and we are so tired aren't we well I actually I

feel better today oh okay you've been tired every day for about

the last two weeks okay we don't need the holiday then cancel the holiday

we're not going on holiday Mia mr. Duncan needs

I keep telling mr. Duncan he doesn't do any doesn't do enough exercise here we

go so I want you to tell mr. Duncan he does he goes all day just sitting here

preparing lessons and things just sitting down all day and just get any

exercise and that's why you are feeling tired all the time

what's wrong with you you've gone blue just cold in here this is the mystery

object the mystery object this is the mystery object this is the strange thing

that we showed Pedro Pedro has already said they he thinks it's something that

the grown-up ladies and men use but it's not that but it looks like a blue but

colorist art well but I can imagine people thinking yes but it's not it's

not what you think okay out there it is something completely

different from what you're thinking because I'm psychic

you might not realize that but I am actually I thank you waving this thing

you're owned I am psychic and I hope I know what you're thinking out there can

I just have we had anybody ever we had any guesses yet well someone said a

banana cover a banana cover well that's very clever that was on Sunday any more

today because you feel the weight of that I just see you could use it like a

cosh if you were going robbing you to bang someone over the head couldn't you

please please please don't bang me over the head

let's put that down it's it's it's a disturbing to hand off it can I can I

hit you with it go on then Oh God that actually hurts yes actually

you could use that as a weapon I know when when you fuck a policeman with a

Aswini gosh wait yeah something you bashed somebody over

the head with - no it's cosh I don't think anyone says that anymore I think

they do is it is it 1928 I think everyone says cosh I probably do

gosh but there's another part to this isn't the mr. Newman have you showed the

other Islam there's another part I don't think this is going to get any better by

the way because the other part looks even worse than that than the first part

so there are two parts to the mystery object here is we won't show it yet

because I've promised Pedro that I will show his video and this is the first

video that Pedro sent to us so I thought it would be fun just just to have a

quick look so here is Pedro saying hello to everyone you know the word or the

English is a fun and exciting place to be

I am so happy you could join me for another lesson hi how are you how are

you today are you happy are you good I hope so and the white now I send a

kiss for you and I wish a great day with happiness and peace in your life Thank

You Pedro that is the message that you sent I think it was last year a long

time ago and you asked me where it was and and I looked for it and I found it

so I hope I hope that's helped you to remember the message that you sent

because I have a feeling that you lost it so there it was I hope you enjoyed

that and we like having videos from and messages of course because I love the

live chat so is mr. Duncan and we've had a lot of videos haven't wait it's

increasing we've had more and more videos from at that lovely video from

the the school that went on the yes to Chevalier Ireland yes in turn in

Turkey and we've had we had another one for your birthday

no but for the second anniversary of the live stream in Philly we'll get will you

please send some video messages for mr. Duncan's birthday help mr. day no it's

all right we're back we're back carry on that was a right until you shouted at me

it must have been that bash on the head if you realize in 10 years time I'm

going to be completely deaf in this ear for it from standing next to Steve

shouting in my ear all the time I can't help it I get excited sometimes I will

have to get compensation from YouTube I think so hey the live chat i chat oh

there it is quick where did that mrs. Duncan I'm getting more excited about

the live chat just just calm down a second I think you've taken too many of

your pills Steve's taken too many of his pills

today Allie Allie aimer hello dunk

hello mr. steve long time no see oh I recognize Allie aimer welcome back

yes let's just have a look hello Duncan mr. Steve long time no see I just wanted

to wave to you and say a huge thanks for your exciting and stunning efforts

teaching and giving away the English language indeed big amen fat in thank

you very much for saying hello I just felt something was missing when you are

together the lessons are fun yes because we feed we sort of feed off each other

don't we so to speak I'm trying to where does it say that oh

you bet it did you vote you let it drop it's just there we go that's how I say

Oh amen amen fatten oh I see I just felt something is missing when you are

together Oh something is I mean when the two of is it together yes something is

missing yes so so this is not as good basically amen is saying it's better and

I'm here which of course is understandable thank you very much

Matias from Germany there we go that matter

yes is there much Mulla Mulla do you make you're not part of the the family

that make those famous yogurts are you I'm still not sure if if Amen is making

a compliment there I can't I can't actually tell Mary but I think what do

men is saying is that you are very good of course you are excellent on your own

okay but when I'm here it just gets better

yes but but I don't think that's what they said they seem to say that when

it's not so much fun or it's not not as good when we are together I don't know

oh all right well I hope not oh look um or mim-mim

I said you remind me of the Muppets you remind me of Bert and Ernie oh thank you

very much for that III I should get my rubber duck hello Tomic hello Jeff

because blah because let me just I'm trying to say something you okay I want

a bit of a high tonight what's happened to you yes Bert and Ernie are actually

characters from the Muppets and I think it's Ernie Ernie likes to play with his

rubber duck Oh which is funny because I also have a

rubber duck that I enjoy playing with hmm oh yes you have got a rubber duck I

can't find it I thought it was here but I think I've I think I've put it away

somewhere safe I can always rely on Jeff to get a use of the word set in and he

has said that he said that I'm upset oh I see very clever mr. Steve get all

upset when he's on the camera I'm not sure if you get upset I was getting

upset over over over Sparky I wanted to call him but what was his name forgot

his name horrid he is therapy he's only been dead

for two James me he's been dead for two days I'm over it now and you've

forgotten his name already I'm over it now Rosa says go to the beach where you

can walk and do some exercises yes well we're hoping to to grab some time on the

coast by the sea Nicolay vulgar in asks a very

interesting in there mr. Duncan how did you decide

to become a teacher how did you get that it is your true passion well teaching is

something that I did a few years ago in my other job I've done lots of different

jobs I don't want to bore everyone with my life story but I've done lots of

different jobs in my life and one of them were sales and I also did sales

training as well training people how to sell and I quite enjoyed that aspect and

by that I mean the teaching part and then teaching was something that I

thought I would like to get into and to cut a long story short I went to China I

did some teaching there stayed there for over four years came back to the UK I

had already started my YouTube channel and then I came back to the UK after

staying in China for a long time I came back here and carried on making my

videos and then YouTube said Mr Duncan we like your videos how would you like

to be a YouTube partner and that was many years ago so now I've been doing

this for over eleven years so this year is my twelfth year on YouTube so but you

sort of discovered that you'll enjoy doing it I think I think teaching is is

a bit like performing I think when you stand in front of a class or if you

stand in front of a camera teaching it is a kind of performance so so the way I

act here is exactly the same way as I would act in the classroom and that's

one of the things that happened whilst I was in China I really did enjoy teaching

I enjoyed the interaction with with between myself and the students so it

was something that really was fun and a lot of people got to know my my teaching

method because people used to come to the school where I worked and they would

ask me to go to their school and help them so in the end I was doing all sorts

of things and even I even appeared on television in the end so the local

television station would use me as well so yes it was quite a wild ride

you just loved teaching English so stop doing it so loves to do so you just go

back sorry what little on the live chat I saw an interesting comment and it's

sort of it that's a revolve is the wrong word yes

rather says what accent should I learn British or American well the answer is

it doesn't really matter it doesn't really matter no so it's really your

choice if you like the American accent then you can go that way if you like the

British accent you can go that way but most people end their learning by having

an accent which is kind of in between so because

of the influence nowadays of American English and British English you might

find that you will learn things from both and then the accent that you you

actually develop is kind of a mix between the two so that is something

that I noticed when I was teaching English in China so they would kind of

have a mixture of British English and American English it wouldn't be one or

the other and of course depending on which country you're living in any way

you will have a slight accent so it is very difficult to remove your accent

completely you can't completely lose your accent it will always be there even

if it's only slight and you will also have an accent related to the country

that you've grow up so if you're Spanish or French or German you will always tend

to learn English with certain accent to it anyway which unless you study it I'm

going to live in a in America or England for a long time you will always have

certain a certain accent but that's absolutely fine long as we can

understand you it doesn't matter yeah so so depending on where you are in the

world there will be some sort of accent in your English speaking so when you

speak English when you use English there will be some sort of

accent because based on your native language certain phrases or or letters

or vowels that we use you may have them in yours and we don't have them or vice

versa so there will be problems like if we are trying to learn French or German

we want a French person or German person will always be able to tell that we're

British because we will never be able to get it perfect it's impossible unless

you've lived in a country for many many years or maybe grown up as a child but

it doesn't matter British or American English it doesn't matter obviously we

would say British accent is best what we're not really saying that well well

my accent even I have an accent yes people say I don't have an accent

but two people in this country III do have an accent you have an accent I've

got okay the only thing is with I mean I know we're biased and I've said this

before but American accents can be polarizing for people what I mean by

that is is the British accent nobody hates the British accent or dislikes it

it's sort of it's just an accent but America if you've got an American accent

people a lot of people don't like the American accent hmm whereas you won't

hear anybody saying I don't like the British accent so much and certainly the

American accent can be very sad and whack there any block and annoy a lot of

people you know it can be a bit grating on the ears that was annoying me

exactly but of course in this particular climate is well political climate the

American accent has become unfavorable in certain places or countries so there

are people now actually travelling from the United States and when they go to

another country they actually pretend to be Canadian so people don't don't know

that they're actually American from the USA they actually pretend to be Canadian

what's wrong inglis a vida more Clemson oh just

that's it there we go yes it says mr. Duncan I saw a video of yours on Chinese

television yes where how yes that must be the one on YouTube

alright okay I've been singing the Chinese song there is there is actually

a video on my youtube channel of me in China on Chinese TV singing in front of

500 people on television and I'm singing a Chinese song duniya says mr. Duncan

learn my message please I need answers let's have a look let's have a look at

your if we can find it I think it must be the other way at the other way mr.

Duncan oh the other way yes there we go the other way can be there we're looking

for that pink oh I see that's what we're looking for dunya dunya let's have a

look at a seven finally do you anyway if you've asked a question you might need

to repeat it it's my tongue it might take too long

for us to find your yes maybe you haven't out or there we go

okay okay no duniya Talib will you asked a question again please will you can't

find I can okay then yes I can't find the question unfortunately chirpy Oh

little picture chirpy well that I don't think that's chirpy I know there's a

centipede centipede definitely not chirpy poor chirpy chirpy was a cricket

thank you very all your lovely messages it's it's there's so many messages it's

almost very impossible to read them all out today okay I don't know what that

was then you were sort of speaking in other language that was yes buddy set

out I've had too much sugar today you've had too much something I haven't you've

had too much something what is the sexiest accents as Sergio huh Britain

from in Britain from your point of view well people in this country we always Oh

Mon right we always said from British point of view

everybody loves the French accent oh yes well I think there is a certain Italian

there is a certain romantic air a sort of air that means a feeling there is a

romantic feeling that it seems to come from the French accent so I don't know

why and of course there is that reputation of Paris being the the city

of love French men yes and women being very passionate that's it bit like the

Italians as well passionate people's particularly Italian

necess another one well the Italian accent as well is seen as very romantic

very full of passion love loss and yes so yes from our point of view might but

that's very interesting because you we think the the French accent is is very

sexy and nice to listen to but if you go to France which we have and if you try

to speak French as an English person they they melt it the way you're

speaking they they love it if you try to speak French and they're so your accent

is so lovely so yes it's I don't it'll be interesting

actually in another accents that people don't tend to like the German accent so

much do they we were talking earlier by the way while we're talking about

accents I didn't know we were going to talk about this and it's becoming a big

topic we're here for another half an hour anyway but when when I when I

applied for my job in China the interview took place over the telephone

and I always remember very well phoning the school and asking to speak to the

person who owned the school and I got the job in around about 20 seconds I was

offered a job and you know why do you know why this

sound coming out of my mouth I said oh hello there my name is Duncan I'm from

England and I'm interested in coming over to China to work in your school and

he says Oh your English is so clear it's so perfect

when can you come when can you come here that was it he heard my voice just a few

seconds of my voice and that was it he he was sold he said we will send you the

money for your your plane we will send you the money whatever you need please

please ask us what you need and that was this I got the job in and

rid of you for four years it was wonderful 20 seconds it took me to get

that job because your accents neutral you haven't me you haven't got like

somebody mentioned about a Liverpool accent if you've got a Liverpool accent

they wouldn't have wanted you if you've got a strong regional accent they

wouldn't have wanted you to go over so much Gretl Luciano who I'm guessing is

probably Italian that says calm down mr. Steve River when you talk about the

Italian language yes well yes well we all know about Italian opera singers and

hat and how how we all love Italian opera singers there's nothing finer than

an Italian opera singer yeah in terms of you know Pavarotti and you can sing in a

way in an Italian accent just Pavarotti yes I'm trying to think of ever famous

Italian female opera singer go on Montserrat valia valia I think she was

Italian Oh fabulous voice she did she did a really good song as well for I

think it was one of the World Cup events Barcelona with Freddie Mercury from

Queen and my mother's favorite singer who I can't remember that she's Italian

from the sort of 1960s and she got married to a famous

a famous American industrialist I can't remember a name there that might come to

me later on hopefully was an Edith Piaf Lawson no I think she was French oh I

said but yes what was her name oh and it might come to me later on we weren't

going to talk about accents but there we go someone asked a question and now

we're talking about access well accents it is a subject that can be

quite controversial some people get very passionate because we see accents as a

form of identity and even class as well so you might see a person who speaks in

a certain way or with a certain accent as being either higher in society or

lower it's not something that I agree with but I'm just saying that sometimes

if you talk about accents it can get into a very heated yeah they'd a heated

debate but it would be it would be unlikely that somebody learning English

from another country would learn English in a regional accent hmm in the UK so

you're not going to learn somebody well unless your teacher was from Liverpool

or Scotland you're likely to be learning English from it from a fairly neutral

accent point of view and then the the only accent that you will then have is

related to your own language yes somewhere you're from as long as we can

understand you it doesn't matter that's what I say the bottom line the bottom

line is if you can go into the shop and if you can ask for a loaf of bread and

the person gives you the bread and you can live for another day that's it and

I'll tell you something if you've got if you're from Spain France Germany South

America anywhere and you're trying to learn English the natural accent that

you will have as a result of which country you're from will be very

attractive to a British person because when you when anybody speaks your

language from the country it always sounds nicer and

you're always sort of feel very attracted to and drawn towards that

person one that they've made the effort and to the the the lilt and the

different sounds from the way different people learn English it's very

attractive so don't worry about the accent well even English with a French

accent sounds very nice that's it yes so if you hear if you hear a French person

speak English they still have the French accent you it still sounds Pleasant or a

Spanish person yes learning English that there is an accent there and it's very

attractive to listen to please please don't mention your play please I'm going

to know it's censored censored is he mr. Duncan his accent as has got Pasha since

he met me I don't think so when I first met him he sounded he sounded like a

right oak common and I think your mother's slightly annoyed that you've

gone a bit posh back to the mystery object the mystery object we have

another part Petra wants to see the other part here's the other part just

for Pedro Pedro this is just for you so here isn't it I can't believe what

I'm about to show you what I'm about to show you is worse than the first thing

could we be cut off when you show them I have a feeling that YouTube might

actually disconnect us so so please you have to be very quick because what I'm

about to show you is very strange so please don't be too disturbed but this

is the first thing that I showed you I mean that that's bad enough that on its

own is bad enough second part of the mystery object here we go what what

Steve please tell me that this isn't something rude we will we should say at

this point that it does belong to me this is Steve's this belongs to Steve

both those things belong to me so this is this is both up together

this is one part and this is this is the other what could that possibly be useful

if anybody guesses we're sending them a t-shirt with your picture on it because

we actually have got some t-shirts haven't we Oh have we got any left

unless the moths have got two I think the moths have eaten them all

what is this Steve right so we have this object here which is quite heavy quite

heavy and we have this object here made of plastic I've cleaned it don't worry

and what chewy when can we start constructing this should we wait a bit

longer yes we'll wait a little bit longer yes

cuz I can maybe if I put it together I might give you another clearance we

won't do that yet okay you have to you have to make these things less it's a

bit like it's a bit like reality TV they have to they have to make it less for 10

weeks and nothing happens but everyone thinks that something will happen and

that's the whole point so you always go back to watch the TV show because you

think something will happen but nothing happens nothing happens and so 10 weeks

later you get the final episode and then you think what was that all about that

was a complete waste of 10 weeks I've just lost all of that time watching this

terrible TV show so they're Ally Amer says what naughty guys both of you are

you're talking about I don't know what you mean it's all in your own mind yes

we're just showing you the object I'm showing you the object there it is and

you're creating the naughtiness in your own mind I can't be held responsible for

what you what you think I can't be held responsible for what goes on how you

interpret in there this object actually we've had a guess

I'm not gonna say no don't say anything please don't please don't say

just because now the live chat gives it away you see because the live chat is is

is seen by everyone so don't say anything yet somebody asks a question

just just back there it's not radio sometimes I wish it was Oh Joshua hasn't

seen us for a while welcome back hello Joshua at least two people that haven't

watched us for a while that are back it's lovely to have you back Thank You

Josh Joshua Sasson sassani bah I love your name by the way lots of interesting

guesses could be it could be a could it be a kind of weight to work out hmm

to work out with to build your muscles it could be yes Jeff also has a guess

also mica mica says it might be something that you heat up in the

microwave interesting oh yes it looks like it

looks like something that you might heat up now if I'm not mistaken Steve I think

you do have to put this in the oven sometimes oh you were giving away a

little clue that's a very small clue as I'm clear I'm not saying anything else

now Rajendra asks could it be for the toilet

freshener yes you're right yes very good yeah maybe you can put something inside

and then when you when you flush the toilet you flush the toilet something

will rinse over the the freshener yes okay well I think Steve's having a

seizure open-minded open heart anyway it would be better to avoid this article to

stop interpreting well we are going to give the answer soon so so it's

something very innocent and something quite charming

something quite useful can we we're getting we're starting to get some very

good guesses now yes Nicholai Nicholai says is it a door

handle oh yes it it looks like a door handle

but but what do you use this for so if this is the door handle what what is

this for maybe you could use this you could use this to keep the door open yes

English the from Brazil the most important thing is vocabulary and clear

pronunciation is it Klaus correct long as we can understand

you that's all that matters that's it and you need words so you need to have

some some words to actually say can you just go back a little bit I'm just

trying to making some notes of what people have tried to guess ok a little

bit further mr. Duncan a little bit further back that's an interesting phone

and oh there says I haven't the foggiest idea well very very well done for using

that phrase yes that's a good phrase that's a very good phrase Thank You

Fernanda we can say if we don't know something we don't have a clue we can

use the phrase I haven't the foggiest idea I don't know I haven't I haven't

the foggiest idea I think it means like fog it's all a bit

it's all very misty you know our city see hazy hazy I don't know just go back

further mr. Duncan ok then are we going are we going right back to the start are

we going okay this is great Steve's writing things down this is this

is good entertainment here good entertainment I hope you enjoying this

now you don't need to know my process I shouldn't really talk it out loud

no but there's a couple of people I didn't know you had a process a couple

of people who are getting very close indeed

but getting very close getting very closing and I'm going to reward prizes

to them when when what's the prize is is it is it a round of applause I don't

think we've got much time before people but two and two together okay then in

other words people look at the CLE the clues shall we put it together so if you

put if you're in people if you I'm trying to explain things Steve just calm

down what's happening have you had have you

had ten cups of coffee today or somehow it's not hot he's not normally like this

fever coming on I don't know you're certainly giving me fever go on you were

going to explain something I was but you know being two and two together if you

put two and two together it means you come to a conclusion so you take

separate parts and you work something out for yourself you put two and two

together and you come up with an answer and of course the answer is four so that

is what you work out so you work out what something is so steve is now going

to show you is going to take this this is my favorite this might be the best

thing I've ever shown on my live stream I'm going to miss this to be honest that

I might use this later right okay so what happens is these two come apart

like this and where do you put this right guess you put the bat inside there

like that okay where that goes you seem very knowledgeable about this that the

device is now ready for use you'd have to shout there we go just using my

acting skills oh I've done like I've done that slightly wrong yes that I have

to feed that through there like that this is fast this is good amuse yourself

while I just feed this through the hole and there's been to be interesting

things on the news today mr. Duncan there's go so that goes in there like

that apparently but we're going to have the hottest day ever on earth if we had

one last week it was the hottest day ever on earth and this week we're going

to have one of the or the hottest day the hottest day ever across Europe

Oh mr. Steeves ready so here we go that's it people are getting

very is that a toy Alvar no it isn't people oh yes Alvaro it's not what you

said it is okay are we selling whatever that word is yes

no am I not joking open-hearted as three people four people now getting very

close to what it is and can I say what who can I say who those people are and

what they've said I love the fact that Steve is doing actions and yet we're not

even on the screen okay so not now we're on the screen right you may act I think

we should right so Tomic was the first one and he said is it a humidity

absorber hmm does it absorb moisture humidity absorber that was very good

well guest Jeff then said is it for shoes hmm jameelah then said something

similar and so did Fernando so you've got humidity absorbing is it

for shoes what is it hmm what is it that's it we will give it the answer and

we have a live demonstration be very exciting but been some interesting

things on the news today mr. Jones do we need to get undressed a plane crash in

Mexico anybody from Mexico watching we'd like

to know anyone in Mexico there was a very very it look very dramatic we went

to bed last night we saw the news didn't we very late last night and they were

reporting that a plane had crashed and it looked really bad there was smoke and

normally when you see smoke coming from a plane crash it's it's normally not

good however that's a lot of people speaking in what looks like South

American they're having a little conversation amongst themselves is very

interesting ok this is English only I'm very sorry English only

well we'll throw you out nuki Steve showing his short attention span there

we've got nos vemos way to puppy rude I'm not gonna I'm not gonna read you

doubt it's probably very rude no you must be you must speak in English we can

understand what you're saying hmm Oh English

you've got it that's it you've got it English right right there

so where is English oh I see Oh Clemson I should say is it Clemson or

English takes care of stinky foot haha Jeff yes that is it but you you were

very close when you said it was for shoes and Tomic said it was feet

humidity what it does is this inner part here you put it in the oven for a couple

of hours there are beads inside their beads and they absorb the moisture so

when you have been wearing issues all day lots of moisture in the shoes you

can get athlete's foot so you put this in the oven put it in this container and

there's one of mr. Duncan's shoes which I don't want to get too close to so then

you just insert thus into the shoe okay leave it overnight and it sucks all the

moisture out of the shoe so does it take away the stink

well not in this one it doesn't and then you use that and then you take it out

and that'll last for a week and then you dry it out in the oven again and re and

it get rid of all the moisture out of the beach put it in the oven or the

microwave and then you've got nice even I can't understand what you're saying

now I can't understand what it's saying look if you go well done if you don't

stop insulting me I will find another use for this and let's just say I won't

be putting it in your shoe I need a trip to the doctor or a surgeon

after that mr. Duncan yes that's what it's for

I think so and that's the box too we're not advertising the product but no

I actually haven't used it yet I can't imagine anyone actually buying these my

shoes were getting a bit it's been very hot here so this seems like the most

complicated way of drying your shoes just leave them outside in the Sun

open-minded wants you to take your glasses off just because open-minded

once feels disturbed and wants to see your glistening eyes I think I look

really cool in these like I could be the next Armani model I was a mother when I

was young did you know that yes but what kind of model mr. Dongo is ours a model

I was I used to model I I used to look quite good-looking when I was younger

someone the other day mentioned everyone was good-looking as a younger someone oh

dear you are you said I was annoying on

Sunday let me just say that in my own back someone said that when I showed the

motorbike photograph there it is that I look very slim then so there there I am

many years ago on my motorbike that was way back in 2001 so 17 years ago you

were very slim there mr. Dhingra but since then you've been consuming large

amounts of chocolate and sugar and you've been taking no exercise or very

little well actually that's not true but this is you know what they say a minute

in the mouth a month round the waist is what is a a minute in the mouth a month

around the waist as the years go by you sound more and more like someone's

granddad these are for my shoes by the way yes and something else that was

interesting on the news today mr. Duncan a Sweden anybody from a sweet you

haven't you haven't finished the Mexico

sir don't know we haven't know yeah you were

telling us the Mexico story and then you got completely distracted well it was

good news because everybody survived so this plane crash yesterday everyone

survived it's incredible so some of the people were walking out from the

wreckage but there were some serious injuries

but but everyone survived even the pilot and quite often the pilot the pilot

doesn't survive for obvious reasons because he's at the front but yes so so

pretty amazing a lot of people saying how incredible it is they don't normally

get plane crashes and it was taking off so I mean how the pilot managed to do

that will only be I would be revealed I would say I would say that it was the

skill of the pilot controlling the plane to be to give it a soft landing but that

must have been well obviously it's sad that the plane crashed but the people

survived and everybody survived good news only two serious injuries I think

the pilot had to have an operation on his back and I think baby was quite

badly burned but they should both survive so that's fantastic hmm Tomic

says I'm getting revenge on you for you taking you know annoying me on Sunday

now I'm not deliberately doing it you know I do I really didn't think I was

annoying on Sunday I didn't I wasn't annoying I need my Pet Shop Boys what

Pedro what's that got to do with anything

I think Pedro was saying yes what are you what did it was that question you

were asking or answering then it's the fact that you've got the glasses on

wasn't it yeah the only person I know that can ask a question and answer it in

the same sentence mm-hmm I think you are free class too close to Fae and in the

life what does that mean I don't know sounds French it sounds a bit French to

me mm-hmm oh I apparently open-minded open-hearted

says he didn't listen to us he hasn't taken his glasses off well I've taken

them off now so don't worry about it we are talking about social media now

Steve steve is one of these people who who is a social media phobe would that

be fair to say yes phobe I do not like I'm not a fan so Steve doesn't use

Facebook even though you've got a you set up your

own Facebook page but then you lost the password yes I lost the password so then

you set up another one you say password I say password password password

password password password or more time if you could go on all night password

that's it just one more that's all I needed was that so difficult so social

media now I am I am a bit of a social media fanatic really because I like to

try everything well it's very useful for what you do in your work particularly

Facebook Facebook is used by by myself I use it to allow people to get in touch

with me also if things are coming up or things are going to happen then I can

notify them on Facebook in fact I do have a Facebook address and also an

email address as well and I think that's a good opportunity to put it on the

screen can you see it going across so there's my email there and then

afterwards you will see my Facebook address and there it is and that's how

you can notify all your millions of followers when you've got a new video or

you've got a live stream or something special is coming up I think I have

about 15 15 thousand people following me on Facebook so that's quite a few so

also I use Twitter but not as much as I used to I used to use Twitter a lot so I

don't use Twitter so much the other one that I use sometimes is Instagram do you

I use yes you know I do oh yes Instagram I have an Instagram as well let's have a

look it should be right here on my screen

we've got a lot of these at work mr. Duncan and that within the work

environment work like to communicate with you you might have this in your

work environment it's not sufficient anymore just to come in

with your employers or your employees saying all the bosses the management

various departments want to communicate with their employees they might have

sent you an email in the past and told you about something new in the company

now they feel as though they've got to have Facebook they've got to have

Twitter they've got to have what's that are the one that annoys me at work

there's another one but there's about five or six different social media

platforms that work use to try and inform you about what they're doing and

you don't know which one to look at no just an email just tell us by email so

this there's my there's my Instagram there are lots of lovely little

photographs on there can you see them no there are some photographs of mr. Steve

and also myself but there are lots of photographs so I do have Instagram as

well so well I see this Facebook account you said I I lost the password and then

couldn't get back into it I couldn't I couldn't anyway cut a long

story short I eventually did get back into it but what annoys me is you get

these messages coming up I want to like in red it says one two the three

messages on it but you can never get rid of them they are alerts the alerts I

don't know how to get rid of them alerts well you have pressing on all

these messages and the alert still stay that's really what you have to do is

actually activate the alert click on the alert and then all of those things they

will disappear magically I can't get that to work it annoys me I also use

another thing that I tried for a very short time was periscope but I don't

know if it's just me but I found periscope quite sinister I think

periscope is one of the most sinister things on the Internet

because there are some very strange things on there people showing

themselves on camera doing some very strange things let's just say so I find

periscope a little odd a little a news well if you want to be going on there

now you said that well I think people know I don't think I've just invented

periscope periscope has been around for about four maybe five years so it's been

around for a while but originally periscope was used by people who wanted

to report things from certain parts of the world but now it's become something

very different if you've ever used periscope you will know exactly what I

mean well if you haven't please wait till we've gone before you go and have a

look yes don't go now don't go to periscope yet oh yes oh oh what I think

oh I'm just reacting to nothing oh okay nothing new there can I mention the

other news item you can mention the other news item is it cheerful well I

wouldn't say cheerful oh because we've had we've had you know little chirpy

little chirpy died now it was I didn't see that on the main news tonight the

news didn't report it but we did have some lovely Twitter responses even

though Tom Cruise left a lovely message he said poor chirpy he will be greatly

missed he was one of a kind also please go and see my new movie

Mission Impossible yeah and also Donald Trump also left a lovely message in

tribute Diddy yes to chirpy he said chirpy there will never be another

cricket like him he was a tremendous cricket he was tremendous outstanding

and sensational yeah that's what Donald Trump said about chirpy isn't that

lovely well it is fantastic that we've had such great tribulations to chew we

were but we're joking but we were actually quite upset I'm not joking

we were quite upset for Orlov well I was upset all morning

there's Tom Cruise there's his message OSI is crying again we won't see his

like again go and see my latest movie Mission

Impossible yes another Mission Impossible film because we really need

another one Sweden has been in the news tonight

okay Sweden Sweden why because somebody has stolen their crown jewels

oh that sounds painful you don't want to lose your crown jewels they crown jewels

there we go which can be used singularly or plural

II and I thought I'd write that down because it can be used in many different

ways so crown jewels are they are the well the jewels aren't they and the the

scepters yes they're the jewels owned by the monarchy well let me finish mr. Duke

oh I see that I was about to say because they're the jewels and that the best

jewel was the most expensive for the crowns the scepters which said that are

like the poles sort of made a gold but that the sovereign wears okay the king

and the queen and they were being displayed in a museum somewhere and

they've been stolen somebody ran off with him in a boat you

know they ran with a boat well they ran off with it and I got on a boat then

they then they went I don't know how you run off with a boat so they had the

crown jewels and a boat as well they escaped on a boat I'm gonna lay claim

made their getaway on a boat and made their getaway on a boat

have you ever tried to start a boat it's very hard so yes so if they cannot but

it doesn't have to be can also that the word crown jewels can relate to not just

actual actual valuable ornaments that that that a sovereign would wear but it

can also relate to the most attractive or valuable thing

in a collection hi soon so it doesn't have to be jewels or expensive things

made of gold so you can say for example if a museum has got a display of various

objects and they've got something like really expensive or really valuable or

the best thing in there could be Picasso painting of Picasso a Faberge egg a

Faberge egg you could say that that painting of Picasso is the crown jewel

in the museum's collection so it can just refer to the most attractive or the

the most valuable thing in a collection so it doesn't have to just relate to

crown actual crowns so maybe maybe the most outstanding part of a display yes

that's right crown jewel and the indica in the collection of something yeah so

if you've got a collection of things objects so you say you're a collector so

you wanted to collect stamps and but you've got to really you've got a

perfect stamp that was the most perfect stamp be like a penny black or something

you could say that that was the crown jewel of your collection so that's the

best thing the most attractive the most the most outstanding part of your

collection is the crown jewel crown jewel of course crown jewels can be used

as slang as well so the crown jewel can also relate to to immense parts yes down

there you know what I mean there's a crown jewel this might help you to

understand what we mean well I think it's yes the crown jewels yes our man's

crown jewels so that's a slang term so you might say we were playing cricket

last week and the ball hit me right in the crown jewels instead yeah they did

say that you're right mr. Duncan I'm just I've just been

in the crown jewel again I've wanted to do that for years that'll set Twitter

alight when the recover mr. Duncan recover they did say I'm gonna carry on

teaching while mr. Duncan recovers from being hit in the crown jewels by my knee

they did say another interesting phrase about the the crown jewels that was

stolen is that they were asking what would the thieves be able to do with

them and they would say they very limited what they could do with him

because they were priceless and when something is prime we say something is

priceless it means that they're so valuable we cannot possibly put a price

on it so those jewels were priceless and they

couldn't sell them anywhere because they everyone knows what they are so they

couldn't sell them to him because that everybody would recognize that there was

a Swedish crown jewel so they think they're going to be they're going to ask

for a ransom they're going to ask for a ransom so they're going to in order for

the government to get these jewels back they're going to say right the thieves

are going to say you've got to pay us a certain amount of money it's like if mr.

Duncan was kidnapped it's not only came to kidnap you and they might say right

if you want mr. Duncan back mr. Steve you've got to pay as a thousand pounds

that's all that's all I'm worth that would be the ransom I would have to pay

the amount of money I would have to pay to get you back as ransom

that's all I'm worth a thousand pounds well just that finger came into my head

yes that's what's worrying but there we go so I thought that was interesting

that the Swedish crown jewels were stolen tonight yes sovereign there's

another word the sovereign the leader explains that a sovereign so the crown

jewels are worn by the sovereign the sovereign is there is that the

person was with ultimate power the headaches have had a head of state yes

they've got the power or authority over something of course kings and queens now

like our queen she's the sovereign but she doesn't have

any real power hmm but traditionally they would have the ultimate power I

have met some very powerful queens I bet you have mr. Duncan but we won't go into

that that's for another evening and it's coming up well it's gone 11:30 already

and we haven't been to the live chat for a while let's go to the live chat then

shall we because mr. Steve wants to go to the live chat I thought I'd teach

something you see while you were messing about I'm sure it will happen one day oh

right so what have we got Oh people are laughing at me trying to

Oh mr. Steve not the crown jewels out of out of mr. Duncan's pants that's what

Jeff is okay oh yes by name queen by name but not having any powers as psycho

yeah that's that is correct you can talk about a sovereign state can't you is not

a sovereign state which is a country that has control over everything that

borders the people or the laws somebody somewhere like Wales for example in the

UK okay Wales is is like a separate country well

but it's not it's not a separate state it's more symbolic yes it's not a

sovereign sit so people talk about Wales as being a country which it is but it

doesn't have it it's not a sovereign state so it doesn't have complete

control over all its laws it has some control but because the UK is the

sovereigns okay I'm gonna be honest a Palmira is having the same feeling as me

at the moment Palmyra says mr. steve-o thank you very much oh but let me just

get to the end of the sentence that's mr. Steeves speech is like a lullaby

I am struggling to stay wide away Thank You Palmyra as I have the same age thing

I'm boring I have the same problem well I'm running out of energy now you know

what happens to me mr. Duncan after an hour I start to run out of energy so I'm

very lively at the beginning then my energy levels start to drop tzedek

tzedek is going now by Zedeck some I see you later we are back on Sunday by the

way don't forget we are here on Sunday live from 2 p.m. UK time for those who

are wondering when we are on here come the times right now I'm not sure if I'm

coming back because I'm clearly boring people and sending them to sleep well

one person but yes it is late at night that's true maybe she was tired it's 22

minutes away from midnight here in the UK it's very late a lullaby yes

lullabies is a song that is designed to calm you down and send you to sleep a

lot of are soothing news soothing music oh I guess it cut doesn't have to have

verse it can just be soothing music like soft kitty hmm soft kitty warm kitty

little ball of fur we can't remember the rest of it I can't remember the rest

from Big Bang Theory soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur something Oh

soft kitty happy kitty purr purr purr is that it it's very close I think I think

so yes I'm not gonna sing it just in case it gets flagged we've got somebody

called grey eyes just in case it gets flagged for copyright hello gray eyes

we're there right in the middle gray eyes hello grey eyes yes you do have

well you have one grey eye I'm not sure if it's plural I can only see one grey

eye you might only have one there you might be exaggerating oh the number of

eyes that you have an ego gala Inigo yes hello has actually been very

close to the Queen okay well I've never been anywhere near

the Queen nope so you beat me there you go girl oh I've been very I've been

close to the Queen Sergio is going to hit the hay without delay

ah does that mean he's gonna hit the sack yes if you hit the hay it means

you're going to bed or hit the sack that's what that's what

I'm doing in a minute now that we're sending everybody to bed yes well don't

forget that in some countries it's very late look in in Turkey it's now 20 to

2:00 in the morning on Thursday psycho says yes your mother sings your lullaby

to make you go to sleep that's it or you can listen to this Hasson inada says

good night mr. Duncan you didn't congratulate me what didn't we

congratulate you oh hello oh I think I think I know what wait

there yes I think so Hasan odd could you please could you

please congratulate me because I've succeeded in my examination you can say

mabrook it is an Arabic word mabrook mabrook two's na has na and I think that

deserves a round of applause yes there we go clicking fetch elections

I hope congratulations that that's fantastic it was an English exam so was

it was it for English we want to know whether it was for English but yes well

done in whatever it was well done we are a nation we are going now because it's

20 to midnight and it's very late and I'm getting a bit tired now to be honest

I'm running out of energy Tomic Tomic says goodbye see you on

Sunday yes we are back on Sunday from 2:00 p.m. UK time on Sunday don't forget

no live English next Wednesday we're having a little break because we've been

working so hard so thank you very much for all of your messages tonight thank

you Anna Palmyra

ship shibam designed it has met the Queen as well you've met the Queen and

what these people have met the Queen that's incredible

and we haven't met her and she's our queen

yes we've never met her I've met a queen but not the Queen yes there we've met a

few Queens Oh Shubham sure hair is from India it's 4:10 a.m. that's it that's

what I just said lots of know lots of people are staying up all night to watch

this shabam thank you for staying up and

watching us thank you and it's wonderful to have you all I can say is us I hope

you don't have work tomorrow in Peru it says Joshua it's 5:35 that were 5:40

now in the evening yes okay lovely to have all these people on from all over

the world in different time it's great it's like it's like world peace could

begin right here on my livestream it could wouldn't that be amazing if if

because of my livestream we actually ended up with world peace

everyo your ego mr. Duncan well I'm not on about my ego yes you are you're

saying that because of your livestream I created world peace I said our

livestream well yeah but you mean you know I mean

you is well we can't create world people might be able to I don't know mr. Duncan

mr. Steve I appreciate your spontaneous livestream Thank You Ally

Amer Inigo and also psycho thank you very much we are going now Eliza bye

Jeff bye Allie by mica mica good night mica I tell you who I haven't seen

tonight who I haven't seen I haven't seen Belarusian yes all right well - yes

dear I haven't seen to us from Indonesia skiving yes skiving off our English

class maybe they have something better to do

I can't remember Oh Petra licious sooo cat food cat tsukete skiving off right

you're going to get red rat wrapped over the knuckles we're gonna cane you when

we see you what Valerie SIA I do cat and who else I didn't say that Iike you're

gonna be punished if you're there on Sunday just for the record it's Steve

threatening violence they're not me okay I'm gonna take a register from now we're

gonna have a sort of guardians of the galaxy thing going on here if we're not

carry so on Sunday I'm going to do a register and when I call out your name

you've got to put your hand up and I'm gonna tick the box and if you're not

there I'm gonna tell your parents a register on Sunday I'm introducing that

mr. Duncan just like being in a class this is a class you need to be here you

need to register it needs to be recorded that's it I'm doing it I'm still a

little concerned I'm still a little concerned as to why Steve is so excited

gonna make it oh wait there because of course on Friday you finish work Steve

steve has a long holiday coming up don't you so you're off I'm going to have a

little bit of time as well you are you're having some time off as well I'm

just making a note so who wasn't here to be say sue cat wasn't here sue cat was

absent absent why we'll ask her on Sunday Meeker wasn't there I don't think

embarrassing people in front of the entire world it wasn't there mr. Duncan

I don't think it's a good idea Belarus ear she's partying again because

she don't got a hangover from that birthday party

look if we don't go I'm gonna leave you here and you've got to close this

yourself so when they come on we have got to ask them why and then everyone

that we know I'm putting their names down and we're gonna tick them off on

Sunday it's certainly ticking me off I'm joking what am i joking I'm not sure

that I that's the problem I don't know if you're joking or not

Sergio says it's a brilliant idea there we go you're there Sergio or you've made

the effort so why haven't the others yes it's unacceptable mr. vodka is also

missing right mr. vodka we we must we must one day find out what mr. vodkas

name is because we keep asking him to tell us oh it seems very rude of still

you recommend me a book to read in English which you are both reading at

the moment over to you Steve oh well then I am reading the biography of

someone called Larry Sanders a famous chat show host so this book is very good

it's all about his time in TV and also his time working as a chat show host

alongside his friend Artie and also Hank hey now I'll be written a biography this

is it this is the biography the CD set is the what sorry that's that's not a

book that's a set of CDs again what is it

a set of six a set if Jessica Jeff is still up a set look loading DVD that's

good DV election DVDs not decisive not CDs DVDs a set it's a collection of

that's alright Jeff is still there I could miss I'm gonna get sweet revenge

on Sunday I hope you realize that Bellary see oh look at that those here

there is no way there is no way that Steve is going to keep this sort of

energy up until Sunday Belarus er was going to give you a

ticking off on Sunday for not being here it's not going to happen have you heard

I'm keeping a register from now on and you weren't here so but you are here

you're late we're just going but you've been to the doctor's so we'll excuse

that have you got a note though from your parents if you've been to the

doctor brother who's here I need to see a doctor's note that's the only way I

will accept it but I hope you're feeling better I'm better she's

she's better well--that's and she's had a cold as well so we're very pleased

that you're better but in future if you're not gonna be here on time I need

to know because I'm keeping a register in future you're very bossy well you

know that's that's gonna be my role from now on I'm going to be the register

keeper Belarus series here I hope your appointment with the doctor went okay

because I believe that Belarus here was feeling a little under the weather

she's better Goodley anemia she's getting better and she said a cold and

she's getting better as well good that's brilliant

I bet you caught the cold after your birthday celebrations too much alcohol

and it lowered your immune system and you caught a cold that's I'm just

guessing but I think that's the reason I'm gonna need a sedative tonight so

there to be able to sleep yes I might be I might actually be using this on you

later amen is asking what am I writing this is

a register I'm keeping a register from now on register so that's a record of

names and attendance when you go to a class when you were younger the teacher

would call out your name to make sure you were there and you weren't skiving

off school and tonight we had people who are normally he aren't so I'm going to

ask them on Sunday Belarus he's got away with it because she's coming late but

tsukete wasn't here mica wasn't here and nor was mr. vodka so they're gonna have

to answer for themselves main Sunday whoa whoa whoa Meeker was here oh you

said me kit wasn't here sorry me c'mon I didn't see mica who did you

say then I said sue kept yes and also mr. vodka vodka whose name apparently is

Lena Lena Lena I think that's a girl's name isn't it can we go please okay I

need to go I need to sleep I'm joke my poor brain is starting to shrivel and

shrink in my skull Valerie sia you're going to have to watch this after it's

after it's recorded live it's been very interesting tonight

think you'll find it very interesting amen

did you write my name I'm going to write everybody's names down from anyone till

is what was the interesting part he was orange it was all interesting mr.

Duncan one of it but maybe I didn't notice it because I because I mean it

you see it's very hard when you're in it jameelah many lost when you were in a

live stream sometimes you miss things Jamila didn't have an internet

connection on Sunday so she's missed it but you can watch it again yes you keep

mentioning the live chat but it hasn't been on the screen for ages okay English

yet we know Steve can we can we go now okay I don't know what's going on got

work tomorrow you're keeping me up no you're keeping me up it's the opposite

way around Tarek says aren't you tied go to bed I am very tired Nikolay says can

you write down my name into the list because I will come on Sunday

I mean Nikolay amen this is my second attendance well done well done

gold star for you don't forget Nikolai oh I'm gonna have to write these down

afterwards well there's no way you're going to remember this I know I'm gonna

study the live chat oh very clever between now and Sunday and I'm gonna put

everyone's names down on a register very clever and then we're gonna see who

attends open-minded the awarding stars I just need to do I just need to do one

more thing if you can just stop gabbling for just one moment just one moment

open-minded is asking what is on your t-shirt okay then so there you go on the

t-shirt it is actually two things a cartoon character called

Danger Mouse Danger Mouse and his little friend penfold this this is actually a

famous cartoon show made here in the UK and it's called

Danger Mouse so there you go and that's the reason why you can see the Union

Flag behind because it's made in this country it's it's a bit like Jane

respond so imagine James Bond but instead of Daniel Craig you've got a big

one eyed Mouse well if you're into cartoons there's the answer yes look

Inigo says I love uses expression which word or expression do you use when you

don't go to the school without a reason skiving yes skiving that's it skiving

off the other one of course is playing truant playing truant which I have a

feeling that's the one actually thereafter so I if you play truant

it means you you stay away from school but you have no good reason to stay away

you just don't want to go to school sometimes I would play truant from

school honestly and now and again I I got caught doing it normally by my

parents so sometimes I did yes no it isn't Mickey Mouse it's not Mickey Mouse

it's definitely not Sergio as we as we know is is I think he

did work with telescopes isn't he he's an astronomer it's the word I'm looking

for he worked sure Sergio has told us before

and he said Mars he's a he's an he's a telescope maximum approach with so it's

the closest to Earth it's been in a long time don't forget to watch it with your

telescope no we won't we saw that on the news the other night they were talking

about the Blood Moon which we didn't see because it was cloudy and you said it's

not going to be back at that in that way again for about another 200 years so

we've missed the Blood Moon because it was it was cloudy but we can at least

have a chance to see Mars and I'd forgotten that Sergio was an astronomer

yes a telescope you know the telescope user he's a user of telescope astronomer

where are we going yes you okay if you go first then I can

wrap this that very quickly I can I can do this

very quickly once you've gone playing hooky yes that's another use of the word

if you play hooky it means you play truant you stay away

from school but but you should be at school oh can you just go off now and

let us sleep yes I want to it's his fault

he won't let me go I'm Gary I'm going see you all on Sunday mr. Steve is going

now then forget there's gonna be a register on Sunday so what I'm gonna be

ticking you off my list and if you're not there

woe betide you robotized you we're going to see what it looks like when Steve

leaves oh wait we've never done this before so there you can see the wide

view now so we're going to see what happens when Steve goes so okay thank

you Steve goodbye and see you all on Sunday she's gonna walk off now am i yes

please please go well Oh bliss peace and quiet oh that's so nice I will see one

Sunday I hope you've had a good show I hope you've enjoyed this for nearly

two hours we've been here I can't believe it to be honest I will see you

on Sunday at 2 p.m. UK time this is mr. Duncan in England saying thanks a lot

for watching us one last look at the live chat before we go by to Rosa by to

English by to show Pam by 2 a glue Tet egative a glute em I think that's the

name 2 p.m. UK time 2 p.m. UK time recently I have seen the bloody moon not

the bloody moon it's the Blood Moon by mr. Smith Steve thank you thank you Anna

Thank You Sergio Thank You psycho thank you very much for watching tonight and I

am now definitely going because it is coming up to midnight tomorrow is nearly

he this is mr. Duncan in the birthplace of

English saying thank you very much for watching I will see you on Sunday 2 p.m.

UK time and of course until the next time we meet right here on YouTube

you know what's coming next yes you do...

ta ta for now 8-)