Live from Paris - English Addict - The BIG Rendezvous - Sunday 11th June 2023

we are now live ladies and gentlemen  we are not on camera yet don't worry  

not yet get yourselves ready  please get your positions ready  

we have spent all morning cleaning the Eiffel  Tower to make sure it looks nice so here we are

it is just after three o'clock here in  Paris hello good afternoon and welcome  

it is another live stream and we are doing  something slightly different today because  

we are in the most romantic city in the  world it is the home of the baguette  

Jacques Cousteau and the Citroen 2cv all of these  things are famous here in Paris but there is one  

thing missing and that is myself and the Eiffel  Tower and some very special guests oh and all

come on Mr Steve I told you he was useless

here thank you very much

here we are then oh there we are we are now on  camera we are now live everyone bonjour bonjour

bonjour from Paris hi everybody this is Mr Duncan  in England how are you today are you okay I hope  

so are you happy I hope so look I have brought  some of my friends with me as well from YouTube  

I'm going to try and remember all of your names we  have Christina Christina Luis mandes Louis Mendes  

is here today we have at the back by the way  they're very suspicious looking person at the back  

that's tomek so if the Jean dams are watching  at the moment is here you're probably looking  

for him this is where he is so that's tomek over  there and in front the lady in red Lady in Red  

is Dancing with me cheek to cheek it is Beatrice  hello Beatrice hello everyone she's very excited  

we had we had a pizza last night and the pizza was  bigger it was larger than Beatrice it was so big  

it was a very big pizza I have to say and  we also have battery care say hello Patrick  

Patrick is here as well he's come here  on I think on the train is that right yes

from a place from a place called

my French is becoming very good I have to  say it is as they say in French and over  

here as well come on in a little bit  here we go hello Francesca from Italy  

we have Italy everyone Italy is here  as well Francesca who apparently  

I've got to tell you this it's a secret but  apparently Francesca wants to do my job I think  

she I think she wants to take over from me is that  true I think so I think I think Francesca wants  

Francesca wants to do my job anyway are you all  happy to be here [Applause] that was rubbish

there are people two miles  away who sound more excited  

than that are you excited to be here [Applause]  

better the Thunder has started the rain is falling  can you believe it just as I started today's live  

stream it started to rain it's almost if it's  almost as if as if the almighty was watching  

and he said Mr Duncan there's nowhere you're going  to have a live stream without getting soaking wet  

by the way we've missed somebody out there is a  person missing of course and that is the man who  

every week comes on and causes so much trouble  there he is look with his lovely pink umbrella  

hello Mr Steve I love your wait there it's not  my it's not my umbrella it's Francesca's umbrella

ladies and gentlemen as you can see Mr Steve is  useless at remembering names and if you wanted  

an indication of how bad Mr Steve's memory is  there it is so friends yes so Steve how have  

you enjoyed your time here in ever so gay Pari  well I haven't seen much gay Parry yet but it's  

been fantastic to be with you Mr Duncan but  particularly with all these wonderful loyal  

supporters the family that is the English addict  family and these wonderful people it's fantastic  

to meet you all and it's just I I'm speechless  I'm speechless because it's just so important

I will be coming round with my hat afterwards to  to take donations behind us by the way you might  

notice a very large erection in the distance  look at isn't it big it's it's very big it's  

a very large one it's the Eiffel Tower do you  realize when the Eiffel Tower was first built  

people hated it they wanted to tear it down they  said oh is this is this Eiffel Tower it is so  

terrible please tear it down we wanted to go but  they didn't they decided to keep it because they  

thought one day maybe lots of people would like  to come and look at it so that's what we are doing  

today with lots of other people we are actually at  the top trocodillo today the trocodiro is where we  

are and I'm actually standing can you believe it  I'm standing in a fish pond I'm not joking I'm  

actually standing in a pond fortunately the water  is not there so we are at the trocodiro on a very  

busy day I was a little bit worried this morning  I'm going to climb out now that's better I feel so  

much more comfortable now I was standing in a hole  we were worried this morning because we thought  

maybe it was going to rain and now it is trying  to rain but not quite cats and dogs we've just  

been for something to eat have it thunder thunder  everyone this is Mr Duncan with your live weather  

report from Paris it's thundering and and I've  just pooped a little bit because I'm so scared  

of the Thunder lots of people going by hi bonjour  bonjour everyone bonjour Paris bonjour bonjour  

there's somebody there waving with just one finger  their middle finger they are waving with that  

so where have you all come from I suppose I should  ask where you have come from now I know first of  

all we have Luis Mendes can I just say Luis Mendes  is the star of the live chat because everyone  

loves you so much so you've only come from well  not very far away Paris from Paris I've heard of  

that place I hear it's quite nice but originally  we're in for Portugal so originally Lewis was from  

Portugal but he left Paris so much now you moved  here I think it was in the 1965 1965 1965 the same  

year I was born Lewis came here and he stayed  here ever since so I think that shows how nice  

Paris is as a place to live do you like it here oh  yes I like it very much and what about English do  

you like learning yes I am fanatic for English are  you an English addict yes all of us were we are  

addict I'm very pleased to hear that by the way or  else I would have no job we also have don't be shy  

come over here if you are shy I will cry come cry  big a bit closer do we have a box do we have a box  

for uh I'm just joking so where have you come from  Argentina Beatrice has come and I think you've  

come the furthest yes the furthest distance and  can I just say ladies and gentlemen I want to get  

close to the camera can I believe I can't believe  that Beatrice has come so far to spend time  

with me and Mr Steve I can't believe it I really  can't so why why did you want to come here for you

I'm going to cry in a minute they're going to  make me cry yeah that is so emotional how many  

how many hours did it take 14 hours then I'm  playing I can't do that I can't do 14 hours so  

what did you do during the flight read listen  to music did you sleep a bit that's the worst  

part going on a plane the hardest part of taking  a long plane journey is sleeping you can't get to  

sleep it takes so much time doesn't it and we're  so glad to see you here and and you looked amazing  

yesterday with that big pizza and Mr Steve can I  just say Mr Steve had something called the calzone  

and it was so big you could actually live inside  it you could cut little windows in a door it was  

massive wasn't it was was your calzone big  Mr Steve was it a big one yeah I feel that it  

was a giant calzone Mr Duncan uh the largest I've  ever had in my life but it was delicious but I had  

to eat not only my cow Zone I had to eat half of  Beatrice's Pizza as well it was big uh yes the the  

portions were very big at this Italian restaurant  which was delicious now I feel out of sorts Mr  

Duncan why because I can't look my job is always  to look at the live chat can't you read it on your  

phone well I I don't know how to set it up on my  phone Mr Duncan because I've never watched you  

I've never watched you I've always been on with  you and so that is a terrible excuse can I just  

say that that is the worst excuse I've ever  heard Mr Steve doesn't know how to use YouTube  

I find that incredible incredible we've only  been doing this for six years the live streams  

and we've been doing the videos for 17 years  and Steve still doesn't know how to get YouTube  

this is just taking an insect off my neck are  you sure to save me but was it a mosquito es

Beatrice has just taken Mr Steve off an insect  the other way around Mr Duncan I feel more sorry  

for the insect to be honest no by the way if the  insect is watching please go and check with your  

doctor you might need some tests I hope people can  hear I like to monitor the live chat as you know

can cover the live chat which is fantastic  because I I always like to look at the  

live chat and include as many people as  possible but it's not possible today because  

we haven't got the equipment no we are Mobile  today and for those who haven't already noticed  

maybe you need to go to the Opticians but  we are in Paris and that behind me is not  

Blackpool Tower although it does look similar  it is the Eiffel Tower built by Gustav Eiffel  

out of matchsticks that whole thing is  made out of tiny matchsticks isn't it  

amazing how it stays up when it's windy I  don't know how it does it next on the list

hmm I love your bag can I have your handbag I  want your handbag hang Meg why your handbag is  

beautiful oh thank you this is very you you look  very chic you look as if you belong you belong on  

the cover of Vogue oh my God thank you very much  Mr danke so where have you come from I'm come from  

Italy not very far away in North Sunday Italy  in the north northern Italy it's very near to  

France very when I'm one hour at flight so just  one hour on the plane similar to us because it  

only takes 50 minutes can you believe it it only  takes 50 minutes to fly from Birmingham to Paris  

50 minutes and when we arrived here it didn't  feel as if we had been on a plane it felt as if  

we'd just taken a cab or something it's a very  weird feeling actually because you don't think  

that you've traveled anywhere yeah yes I travel  anywhere but this period I have decided to to  

come here to meet you because I'm very very very  excited for this situation I wanted to thank you  

for this meeting Hub can I just say your English  is very good oh no no just I speak in some I have  

to improve my English as this you don't need  to improve it very much because it's very it's  

very good it's very good hey maybe a or a plus  I can't go any higher because then I will be  

accused of being biased because of your beautiful  bag okay now say Mr Duncan you're you'll have a  

favorite because you want her handbag I don't  want her handbag well maybe all the friends  

they are watching on YouTube this lesson okay yes  hello thank you very much thank you very much bye  

Beatrice don't you want to say hello to someone  sorry I forgot to ask do you want to say hello  

hello to my family Buenos Aires to my English  teacher Anna who introduced me you and especially  

attitude for my friend Julio who is celebrating  his birthday today so happy birthday Julio happy  

birthday to Julio happy birthday to Julio it's  your day it's your birthday today not tomorrow  

not yesterday but today it's your birthday happy  birthday a big I I wanted I wanted to I was going  

to say happy birthday in French but I don't know  I don't know what it is I think it's Gio something

now just finding out what  happy birthday is in French

like like a good anniversary good anniversary yes

happy birthday to you from from Paris the place  where Jacques Cousteau first went for a swim in  

this Pond here this is where Jacques Cousteau  first went swimming it's true I'm not joking  

so who's next then would you like to come  over yeah so let's do it again come on come on

after this we have Patrick so be prepared  Patrick I have lots of difficult questions to ask

with a big scenery of a Torah failed yeah  it's incredible that's incredible is there  

something you you don't like about Paris  is there something that sometimes maybe  

you think oh now for me it's it's the crowds  too many people sometimes many people no no  

um the bad thing not but the good thing is  the transport transports are very very good  

I think they have the the Metro is exactly and  are very very comfortable and useful you can  

reach every part of the town with the Metro bus  or whatever we got lost last night on the Metro  

Mr Steve and myself we went the wrong way we  almost ended and in England London you have  

the tube okay it's similar but but we don't  live in London we live it really we live in  

the countryside with the cows and the Sheep we  don't have a metro or a tube in Much Wenlock  

we have to use our legs unfortunately so I am  finding out the bicycle no I don't I don't have  

a bicycle I just use my my legs my legs your legs  to go around around everywhere and then the car  

Steve has the car because sometimes he's a  bit lazy so so he gets it is he loves cars  

don't don't start him on cars because yesterday  yesterday we took a ride in a Tesla and Mr Steve  

was not impressed he was not impressed he said  he said this is there's nurses no suspension

so I had to I had to put my spine back together  afterwards it was it was enjoyable I go to a camel  

camel I like the idea

it was a very interesting thing  and it was a fascinating for a  

all around the construction there was  a monastery built in the roach on the  

desert of Judah it was very very beautiful  can I just ask how do you get on a camel

I was climbing climbing I was climbing the the  camera now not a ladder maybe they give you a  

little ladder to climb up to get on the and then  and then you have the problem with getting off the  

camel don't they go down they go down they go down  on the ground like this slowly very slowly and so  

I was on the ground okay well can I say thank  you for coming we feel Mr Steve and myself we  

feel honored that you've decided to come all this  way to to see you thank you very much even if it's  

two hours or 14 hours it doesn't matter as long  as you're here and we are honored to have you here  

it's amazing amazing experience thank you very  much hi everybody yeah people are asking English  

addict no you can introduce yourself no problem  no no don't worry my name is Francesca Francisco

see I always get it wrong from Italy from  Rome bye see I say that every week I I I  

always mispronounce your name and now today you  can you can give me a slap for getting it wrong  

all the time who's next oh here's trouble I think  there might be trouble now Patrick now Patrick is  

someone who we communicated with but I wasn't we  weren't sure if you were coming uh I it's a phone  

I am a fan yeah and first and foremost I would say  to about Mr Lincoln he's the best English teacher  

I have ever met so it's it's very because there is  a lot of variety of subject and I like very much  

Mr Duncan or Mr Steve of course yes it's the best  so how many euros do I owe you now because I I  

every time somebody says something nice about me I  have to give them 20 euros you see so I've almost  

got no money left but that's very kind if you're  very again we're so grateful that you've come here  

yes yeah I live near Paris I have you live in a  little village it's called us we say it's U.S it's  

not very far I I live in a national park it's  it's called vexa vexan francaise francaise is  

it is it all green it's green it's very green I I  live in the other Countryside near uh it's between  

giveni Germany funeral giveni and Paris and Paris  so Patrick if you had a choice if you had a choice  

between living here in a city full of people yes  who seem to like smoking all the time always I've  

noticed that by the way if you if you like if  you like smoking in breathing in other people's  

cigarette smoke come to Paris it's everywhere so  would you would you prefer Paris or where you are  

there's a booth of course I I have to say I think  I prefer the countryside it's much nicer yes so  

how long have you been learning English for I  don't know I don't know my first English lesson  

was made in uh late maybe in this 16 16 years old  from the age of 16. yes so for many years I travel  

I like to travel so of course English is another  international language to communicate from each  

other what's the best okay that's fantastic and  and can I say well I understand what you're saying  

as I always say that you know that your English  is good if the other person can understand you  

if they are going what what did you say I can't  understand that's not good but I can understand  

you so yeah it's the best way to talk to to learn  English is to practice English yes but don't worry  

don't be shy don't be shy yes sir don't be shy  give it a try thank you thank you thank you  

thank you thank you oh my goodness I can't believe  this today so many people are here anyway it's me  

no that's it that's well goodbye everyone  goodbye I hope you've enjoyed it no not  

really come on this is the Troublemaker  this is the man who's been making trouble  

for the last three years on my live stream and  now we get to meet him in person we are we do  

have the Eiffel Tower in between us as a barrier  but hello tomek hello how are you doing now can  

I just say something first of all I was trying  to guess what you did in your life and one of my  

guesses was maybe you were involved in the past  maybe in radio or broadcasting and apparently  

I was right he was right you know what gave it  away because you were you were so quick with your  

wit because you're whipped and your humor is very  quick I thought maybe you you do that somehow or  

you've done it in your life in the past so it  was an educated guess it was an educated guess  

which is unusual for me because they're not  normally educated but your Awards yes well my  

mother's words actually I just want my mother  used to say isn't that lovely so how how long  

are you staying here you're only staying here for  a short time yeah yeah I came I arrived yesterday  

and I'm leaving tomorrow incredible yeah have  you come to Paris have you come to Paris often  

I was here 31 years ago 31 years yeah that's  that's been the second time I think it must  

have changed a lot since then I don't remember  anything you know at the moment most of Paris  

is a building site it seems that they are  doing building work absolutely everywhere  

there is no part of Paris that doesn't have at  least one JCB or a large Digger or an excavator  

nearby lots of concrete but very little has been  finished it it would appear that most of Paris at  

the moment is in is in a state of construction or  reconstruction which is interesting really because  

most of Paris isn't even original is it I'm not  expert on oh I see I haven't been sightseeing do  

nothing I'm mainly for for this live chat for  most of Paris and you might not believe this  

isn't even old most of it's only about 120 years  old because originally Paris was very cramped the  

streets were narrow and the buildings were  all falling to pieces so they decided they  

wanted to make everything look nice so they  demolished large parts of Paris and this was  

this I think it was it yes it was actually around  the late 19th century they decided to do it yeah  

so it's it's very interesting many parts if you  go to the railway station all of that area is  

actually fairly new and many of the the large  buildings around the Louvre they've all been  

built with influence or influences from other  cultures Greek culture you will see lots of  

columns around that look like they belong in  Greece and we have a man there is a man above  

us by the way there is a big statue above us  and he he hasn't got any clothes on he's naked  

and we can see his his meat and two veg I have  to say it looks very a little rude to be honest  

so I'm glad to see you here and we we were  all a bit nervous because on the live chat  

you're normally a bit a bit naughty really  yeah kind man right you are soft and gentle  

yeah you can mention about the gifts and the gifts  Tomac has brought and this is how well he knows me  

he made a very good educated guess he guessed  that I like sweet things and he's bought lots  

and lots of beautiful they look like waffles with  honey or syrup inside and they are oh my goodness  

they are delicious and also some baby carrots oh  yeah thank you miss one uh here we go so these are

Louis really likes these uh they are what would  you call these Atomic these are um like waffles  

mini waffles the name in Dutch's waffle sub  waffles they're delicious syrup and waffles  

yeah waffles waffles they're so delicious they're  sweet and I love them to be honest we thought that  

we would get thrown out of the restaurant we  were having coffee we all had coffee together  

and some crepes and uh Christina and Christina  and I have got drunk on Grand Marnier crepe  

and we've staggered onto the  trocadira for this live stream  

and we're going to have six more later one  thing we've noticed if you go to a cafe or  

a restaurant in Paris they insist that you have a  meal you can't just go in there and have a cup of  

tea if you go in there and have just a cup of tea  they get very angry so they always ask before you  

go in are you having a meal are you having a meal  because if you're not having a meal please go away  

we don't want you here can I mention the live chat  you can mention the live chat apparently there is  

a person Michelle victorine I don't know it's a  man or most likely who is he in Paris and he's  

looking for us so maybe you can give the exact  address we are now at the trocodero at the very  

top so the main platform at the top we are there  and we are by a man with a big with a very big  

thing in his hand he's holding something up in  the air it's very large and he has no clothes  

on and you can see his dingly dangly his dingly  dangly is there so if you find a man who is naked  

in holding a big thing in his hand that's where  we are at the moment we are right underneath so  

Michelle if you are a lady or a gentleman please  come along and say hello we would love to see  

you very very much yeah and a regular school are  saying hello from all over the world so we have  

here Pedro Belmont Pedro Belmont something for  Mr Steve rosacea who is here Alessandra anarita  

Palmira Vitas Ika motion Claudia Claudia can I can  I ask you the question what's cooking Claudia what  

have you got in your pot what's cooking Claudia  with something spicy and hot is it something  

salty or not Claudia what is in your pot today  Vitas is here as well thank you for your test  

for joining us Alessandra now I think Alessandra  was coming to see us but sadly she she could not  

but we hope in the future to do another one  of these maybe we can get together again in  

a different country so I hope we can do that  very soon and of course if you want to meet us  

next time you can I hope so and we have tomek  here who is now handling the live chat hello  

hello to everyone watching hello we have other  people Sandra and Narita I think I mentioned  

um did some people that I don't recognize so  maybe they're here for the first time could be  

so hello to all of you yeah they can hear us they  can see us there are jealous that we are here  

are you don't be jealous it's all right you  can meet me next time when we do it next time  

you can meet us next time and because there  is always a next time in life always always  

everyone else is just staring at me now they're  watching they're thinking oh my goodness he's  

rubbish he's so rubbish at this yeah I'm still  here hugging the line right no no you're staying  

[ __ ] yeah there are two people now trying  to be my co-presenter there was a fight taking  

place between tomek and Mr Steve let's do some  action yes actions like actions let's get the  

Jean dams to come and arrest us one thing the  one thing I've noticed around here there are  

police everywhere with their big guns every street  corner be careful this is not my phone because um  

as Mr Duncan will know well I cannot work out how  to watch Mr Duncan's live stream on my own phone  

I'm having I'm borrowing Beatrice phone so that I  can look at the live chat because you know I love  

the live chat and we have lots of familiar faces  have you been mentioning some of the familiar  

names tomek has been doing your job actually  in fact I think tomek does a better job than Mr  

Steve so I think I think you could stay here Steve  yeah it's a big one and Tomic will be my new Cobra  

Center yeah what do you think a good idea I think  so I think it's a very good idea actually if you  

just tuned in by the way this is the Internet it's  a great invention a British guy one day invented  

this he said I think I will invent the internet  and then about 40 years later this appeared  

what a waste of bandwidth some people  might say we are live at the moment  

in Paris we are having a super time we  are still hoping that it doesn't rain  

because they've been saying it's going to rain  today but we've so far only a little rain we've  

had thunder so is this true tomic's been taking  over my job on the live chat is this true it is  

true for now for take the time being just for  today yes well I allow thank you for today

ladies and gentlemen we have we seem to  have we seem to have a little little uh  

disagreement maybe coming here  there might be a little bit of  

a bit of kicking you're scratching Mr trendy  friendly banter friendly to and fro banter uh  

because I you know I'm not the owner of the live  chat yeah she's fired I am Pedro Pedro's here uh  

have you mentioned Pedra we have we haven't got  flags of the world today though have we got flags  

of the world we've only got one we only have one  flag and that's the red white and blue of the dude

[Music] Marty Marty or Martin you do it  Martin's here Marty Friend Martin Marty  

hello Marty nice to see you here guess  what guess where we are that's where we  

are no it's not Blackpool I know it looks  like the Blackpool Tower but it isn't yeah  

this is this is Marty our friend from England yeah  he's saying good who is he and it's fantastic to  

see you and I hope you've had a good week and  you had a good singing practice uh well no it'll  

be tomorrow because I won't be there for our uh  rehearsal because we have a concert on Saturday  

with the choir but I won't be there so I'll  hopefully I won't mess it up on Saturday do  

we really need that information I don't think we  did really because it's Mr Steve's private life is  

anyone really interested I don't think so Steve is  now fired you are dismissed ladies and gentlemen  

we have an announcement we have an announcement to  make Mr Steve has just been fired he's been sacked  

he's like Tucker Carlson he's been sacked he  now has to have his own web series where he's  

talking about the right wing conspiracies  does anybody else need to be interviewed  

have you interviewed everybody that you need to  interview whether I have to I have to interview  

there's a lady over there who keeps watching and  she's walking her dog it's a little Shih Tzu oh  

no that's what it's left behind but I'm going  off to look for another job because I've been  

sacked as my job as coordinator of the live chat  this is now Tomic has taken over uh I am fired  

um at least temporarily so I'm going to go to  the job exchange and look for a new job maybe you  

could work here in Paris Steve you could work here  in Paris uh what would I do you could be a waiter  

yeah I I will never that's one thing we've noticed  with the waiters in Paris is that they don't write  

any of the orders down eight people eight of us  were ordering and they just remember everything  

and it all comes perfectly I couldn't do that so  to be honest Steve will be useless because Steve  

can't even remember people's names no there's  there is no way he's going to remember a whole  

table full of people and their food orders  I don't think that's ever going to happen  

um maybe you could sell your body I do what do you  think no too old you could go up to monmatra where  

the artists used to live and all of the ladies of  the night would walk around and Monet and Manet  

and Renoir would would follow all the leaders of  the night back to their little homes now those  

days have gone you know I'm not I gave up that  years ago they used to say would you like to come  

back to my place and see my etchings I'm going to  retreat and let uh the new double act continue but  

have you interviewed everybody from uh yes our  wonderful group here who traveled thousands of  

miles light years to come and see us all here  today and it's very exciting it's almost well  

maybe it's I think that Steve the total distance  around the world must be maybe going around the  

earth twice at least at least like Superman yeah  but we we were exhausted on the first night first  

two nights but we've recovered fully uh the jet  lag of one hour across the channel it was so much  

stress for us by the way if you come to Paris do  not try to walk from the Louvre all the way to the  

other side of Paris because it will kill you as  we've as we found out Christina says I can be a  

waitress oh waitress yes I can see you in a little  black skirt uh walking around well you know I just  

made french made yes French I can see Mr Steve  with a little feather duster in his hand maybe and  

knocking on people's doors and asking if they need  anything polishing uh yes maybe I could transition  

into uh you know well I've got to be careful what  I say here well you won't have far to go that's  

all I all like all I can say is you you won't  have far to go yeah he's asking is the stomach the  

regular follower yes Tom heck I've been following  you since 2010. Tomac has been watching our live  

streams and our my videos for many many many many  years so tomek is actually a regular every single  

week he is here trying to guess the answers to  my little quizzes such as fill in the blanks  

fill in the blanks fill in the blanks and also  the sentence game so yes tarmac is here quite  

often you might say that Tomic is is very similar  to Pedro because you you you come and you join  

in and then sometimes you suddenly disappear and  vanish and then you reappear again and then vanish  

again anyway we're keeping everyone else out of  this yeah they they look like they're falling  

asleep come on come on wake up wake up everyone  suggestion to do the next meet up in England  

that's a good idea and then we won't have to go  very far we don't have to travel we could have the  

Meetup in Mitch Wenlock maybe that we could do it  in Much Wenlock around the corner from our house  

can I say special hello to  my family to my wife hello

foreign for my wife josefa and for my son kailuka  hello guys hello to people from Poland because  

I see that some people from my homeland are here  so yeah hello Polska and that's it for now that's  

fantastic this might be my new co-presenter  I've been looking for years for someone who  

knows what they're doing and it would appear I  found that person at last come on gang come over  

here does does anyone does anyone want to say  anything to the world because now we have the  

world this is your chance to say something to  the world we are all watching we're hanging on  

no no I thought oh here we go here's Lewis Mendes

I am from Portugal my best I live in France since  1965. I'm very happy to be here with Mr Duncan  

and I hope totally long time for following all  the time because it's an excellent pattern and  

I like it very much thank you very much that's  very kind of you and I I said yesterday to Lewis  

I said the only thing I love to hear from anyone  is thank you that is it that is all I want to hear  

from anyone a simple thank you it's great it's a  great feeling there's a man there with balloons  

would you like a balloon a large balloon  

maybe we could float away together somewhere  nice like that like that old man in up he went  

off didn't he he floated away like that hello  Paris hello anybody sorry what's that you say

I'm not sure what's happening now I'm just I'm  just wondering among people the one thing about  

Paris I've noticed is lots of people like taking  their photographs there are some people here  

taking their photographs there's Mr hello what are  you doing Mr Duncan I just decided to win her off

I'm coming back now apparently we have  someone searching for us there is a person  

who is searching for us and they can't find  us so I'm somebody looks somebody's looking  

for his Mr someone's looking for us  they they live in Paris and they're  

trying to find us now oh well uh we are  by the statue with the exposed genitalia  

the big Willy yes so we are yes we're I  wouldn't know how to describe that by the  

it's a man it's the trocodero it's on the right  hand side if you are standing away from the Eiffel  

Tower we are on the right hand side underneath  the the man with the very large green statue  

yes we are by the green statue the one on the  right with the Eiffel Tower behind you yes  

and of course we welcome anybody to come  along here and share this wonderful moment  

uh with actual viewers I suppose I should say  if anyone who's watching in Paris and you want  

to come along and say hello feel free to do so  you can so we are here now we will be here maybe  

for another 15 minutes and then we will end this  live stream so it is an unusual live stream today  

because I'm actually in Paris I'm not in my studio  you may have noticed this is not a green screen  

so this is not a green screen effect behind me  this is really Paris in case anyone is wondering  

maybe they're thinking Mr Duncan you're  not really in Paris you're just in much  

wind like in front of your green screen no I'm  not I'm really really here with French people  

is coming out Mr Duncan uh the heat is increasing  the pressure we were expecting Thunder and light  

we woke up this morning and the weather report  was thunder lightning but YouTube and the gods  

have been good to us Mr Duncan because what what  if what have YouTube got to do with the weather  

well I thought they might try and thwart thwart  have you taught any English Today Mr Duncan I've  

taught lots of English today I was talking about  Paris I was talking about the Eiffel Tower which  

of course is French so so besides English I'm  also teaching French you might say you might say  

that you might learn some French today because  that's where we are we are in a very busy Hut  

Paris right now live as live can be and I hope  you're enjoying this very unusual live stream  

one thing we have done since we've been here is  eat lots of food we had the most amazing meal  

the other night didn't we we did we did well we've  had to be honest I think you can stagger into any  

we have a strange person going past I think it's  Tomic but it could be anyone with those glasses on

this is Tomic this is the Tomic we know and  love tell us about the beef bourguignon oh  

the beef burgundy uh I think you can literally  fall into any restaurant in Paris and have a  

good meal because we have we've just randomly  gone into restaurants in Paris and every meal  

has been spectacular because the French know how  to cook and the waiters are amazing everyone's  

everyone's going into the shade by the way because  the sun is so it's so bright and and hot Beatrice  

doesn't like the Heat Beatrice one doesn't like  the Heat and so she's going oh she's go out into  

the sun are you okay Beatrice are you enjoying  the sunshine more or less but the day this day  

is wonderful for you it's wonderful it is it is  a good day to do this we were worried because it  

might rain but fortunately it hasn't as I was  saying the food here this is the reason why  

I would come and live in Paris I would come and  live here because of the food nothing else just  

the food and I would go out every night  and I would eat at a different restaurant  

and you would it would take a very long time  before you actually ate at the same restaurant  

again because they're everywhere and we had a  lovely night the other night at manmatra and we  

went there and there were hundreds and hundreds of  people all around it manmatra thousands Mr Duncan  

millions and they'd all come to see you of course  uh you had to sign many many autographs um but you  

know uh it was worth it and uh so many donations  Mr Duncan you you put your hat out your beret  

onto the ground and people were throwing in lots  of notes and uh their watches Underpants You Name  

It We were getting all sorts of donations now  somebody did you say somebody was looking for  

us Beatrice some somebody somebody who lives  in Paris is trying to find us they say where  

are you I live in Paris and I want to come and  see you please tell us where you are so if you  

are on your way you only have a few minutes  to do it because in a few moments we are going  

off somewhere to have a nice cold drink I have  to say I feel so thirsty by the way there are  

some new English lessons coming up on my YouTube  channel I've been recording some special short  

YouTube videos right here in Paris and I will be  showing those over the next two or three days so  

look out for those as well everyone else has gone  into the shade to protect themselves from the Sun  

Mr Duncan apart from Christina and Beatrice who  have braved the Sun so if you're just joining us  

if you're just joining us and wondering what  this is and who these wonderful people are  

these are Mr Duncan's loyal followers for many  years have traveled across Europe and across the  

world to get here uh so if you you haven't seen  this already Beatrice has come all the way from  

Renaissance 14 000 kilometers fourteen thousand  kilometers and uh Christina's coming from uh

Italia and just everywhere it's just so exciting  I'm just so I'm speechless with excitement Mr  

Duncan at the fact that this has happened thank  you Mr Mr Steve is speechless he is he is without  

Beach which makes a nice change really when  you think about it we are going in a moment  

because I think everyone is getting tired and hot  tired and hot but we have had we're not talking  

rubbish about anyone and being complementary I'm  being as nice and being his nice and pleasant  

as I always am don't you think and there  it is the Eiffel Tower as I said earlier

I think they want to go do you want to go then  we are a family no English this is my new family  

by the way I'm taking they're all coming back  home with me and they're going to live with me

I'm not sure about that I'm not sure I  don't think I'll be paying their taxes  

but are you good at cooking [Music] I  work in the garden not me I'm looking  

for a cook I don't I don't I don't want to go  I don't know I want to cook anyway maybe Lewis

just said he doesn't know how to boil an egg  but I know his wife is very good at making pizza  

Pizza yes Louis's wife makes a very nice pizza and  hopefully one day we will have a chance to sample  

that pizza as well I hope you've enjoyed this live  stream it's been very different hasn't it because  

because normally you are sitting  behind your computers or looking  

at your iPhones and normally  you are you are typing but today  

we're here in reality this is not AI this  is not a computer generated picture this  

is real real human beings I could reach  out now and I could I could touch Lewis

thank you

I am real I'm a real person I'm real obviously

that's it anyway we will go I think that is it  thank you very much for joining us today it's  

been very unusual meeting up today in Paris and  I hope you've enjoyed this live stream things  

will be back to normal next Sunday we are back  in the studio in boring Much Wenlock and it will  

just be me and Mr Steve in the studio I'm sorry  about that I wish I could come back to Paris next  

week and spend another afternoon with you Mr  Duncan we will have to organize the next get  

together trip uh which Rome Rome England England  a lot of people seem to want to meet in England

everyone's saying England which which  is great for me because I don't have  

to I don't have to travel at all I  could just I could just stay in bed

I'm the Mr Duncan just never goes in the garden  apart from to sit down and I bring him a drink  

this is like a character assassination right here  now I'm I'm outnumbered there's only one of me  

and lots lots of people picking on me almost  thank you very much Mr Steve for that I just  

wanted to clear up the fact that I do all the  gardening me yeah you do all the live streaming  

a night of all the gardening I have to say  Steve I think we we all know that now so  

Steve is the gardener and sometimes the cook  and I'm I'm the entertainment you might say  

so have you had a good time yeah yeah  well that doesn't sound very convincing  

I'm not convinced by that we'll try that  again shall we have you had a good time

okay there's a man with a giant gun  coming over here now duncano paid for it

what did I pay for 10 years all I say I heard  from I I think I think this is I think this  

is I think the suggestion is that that none of  these people know me or watch my live streams  

and I've just played lots of strangers on the  from the general public to come here and pretend  

that's exactly what I've done I don't know any of  these people I'm just giving them euros and then  

they say nice things about me isn't that lovely  anyway it's time to go thank you very much boys  

and girls thank you very much it's been amazing  I I'm going to give uh pay the pay now Mr Duncan  

hey everyone what's hard here we go thank you yeah  thank you whatever your name is thank you lady in  

red okay thank you thanks to Paris yes Paris has  been a great host I have to say one thing now I  

know I joke about things sometimes and you might  think Mr Duncan you might think Mr Duncan you rude  

man but I have to say I am impressed with how  friendly people are here the French people are  

friendly polite courteous if you cross the road  they will always stop for you and if you if you  

are foreign thank you thank you well I'm patient  for most of the time unless of course Mr Steve is  

is annoying me in which case I'm not very patient  at all we will see you next week and thank you  

very much I don't want to end this to be honest  I wish we could just do this live stream forever  

to talk for now together oh yes shall we do that  because at the end of all of my live streams and  

lessons over the past 17 years I always say tata  for now today we are going to do it together so  

this is Mr Duncan and everyone else strangers  here here in Paris saying thanks for watching  

see you again soon take care of yourselves  please and of course until the next time we  

meet here you know what you know what's  coming up next a lot of people shouting

see you soon bye-bye bye bye wow [Applause]

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