American Sex Slang: The SEX Alphabet with Ronnie

Hi, guys.

“嗨，大家好”

This is Norman Luboff.

“我是 Norman Luboff” （注：Norman Luboff: 1917~1987，美国编曲家、 音乐创作人、唱诗班指挥）

Please do not watch this video, it has very bad words.

“请大家不要看这个视频 里面有很污的脏话”

Ronnie's a very bad person.

"Ronnie 也不是什么好人”

Did I mention this is Norman Luboff?

“我刚说过我是 Norman Luboff 了吧”

Did you buy my album?

“你们买我的唱片了吗”

It's really good.

“真的很好听”

Do some good country, some really good, wholesome stuff.

“乡村元素不错 十分有益身心健康”

So, don't watch this video if you are easily offended by Ronnie or if you like to make

“那么，如果 Ronnie 轻轻松松就能让你反感 如果你喜欢在评论里说 Ronnie 下流粗俗”

comments about how Ronnie's rude.

”就不要看这个视频了“

Instead, buy my record.

"还是来买我的唱片吧"

It's really good,

“真的很不错”

and I'm really cool.

“而且我很酷哒”

Hey, guess what, Norman?

Norman, 真是谢谢了

So this guy's really old, he's...

好吧，这位年龄真的很大，他现在...

This was made...

出的时候是...

Let's see, he's got the greatest choir ever, Mr. Norman Luboff.

看一下... 他以前指挥的是最厉害的唱诗班...Norman Luboff先生

This is actually made...

这唱片出的时候是...

I can't find a date.

好吧，找不到日期

I'll find a date on this guy.

我之后再找

So this guy's really old, and he doesn't want me to teach you bad things.

那好吧，这位老同志呢，不想让我教你们污污的东西

If you don't want to hear bad things, if you don't want to listen to bad things,

如果你不想被动听到污的东西 也不想主动去听污的东西

if you don't want to learn about sex,

不想学与性有关的内容

or if you're a child and your mom and daddy don't want

又或者，你还只是个小盆宇 你的妈咪爹地不想让你学习性知识

you to learn about sex, please turn it off now.

请！现！在！就！关！掉！

Are you still with me, then?

好吧，同学们你们还在吗？

Norman Luboff, popular in the 60s I'm presuming, probably learned his ABCs:

Norman Luboff, 我估摸着60年代挺受欢迎 他当时学字母表估计是这样的：

A is for apple, B is for...

A表示apple, B表示...

I don't know.

我也不知道

I'm going to teach you a different kind of ABCs.

接下来我会教你们一份不一样的字母表

This is the dirty ABCs with Ronnie: "Sex With Ronnie."

”跟 Ronnie 学性知识之：污·字母表“

If you want to see more sex with Ronnie, I got another video for you, but this one's

如果你想看”跟 Ronnie 学性知识“系列更多内容 我还准备了其他视频

the ABCs of sex with Ronnie.

不过，我们还是先来学”污·字母表“

A is for "anus", which means "asshole", which is the part of your bum.

A表示”anus“，意思是”肛门“ 是你屁股的组成部分

B is for "boner" and "chubby".

B表示 ”boner” 接下来，“chubby”

"Boner" and "chubby" means your dick is hard.

”boner“和”chubby“意思是： 你的小兄弟硬了

"Dickhead" has two meanings.

”Dickhead“有两个意思

One, it means the top of your penis.

一个是：阴茎顶端的部分

The other way we use "dickhead" is if someone's not nice.

另一个我们会用到"dickhead"的地方是 有人犯贱的时候

You can say: "You're a dickhead."

这时候你就可以说：”你这个dickhead.“

You're basically telling the person that they're the top of a penis.

基本上，你就是在告诉这些人，他们是”龟头君“

So, "erection", "boner", and "chubby" all mean the same.

这里，erection, boner, chubby 都是一个意思 （注：均为”勃起“，erection较正式，后两个则更粗鲁）

"Facial" is not something your mom would get at a salon.

"Facial"可不是你们的妈妈在美容沙龙做护理 （注："Facial"正常意思是“面部护理/美容”）

A "facial" is when your hard boner ejaculates or there's sperm that comes, and it goes over

这里的“facial”，是指雄起的小兄弟释放， 或者说，精液喷涌而出之后

somebody's face, covering the face with "jizz", which is for J. "Erection" is hard dick,

喷得某人满脸都是 而满脸的这些东西就是"jizz", 用字母J表示

"facial" is jizz on the face.

“Erection”是指弟弟挺立 “Facial“则是指脸上的“子子孙孙”

"Glory hole" means anything that you can stick your dick in.

"Glory hole"(荣耀之洞)意思是： 任何你能用弟弟戳进去的洞

It could be a pie, if you've seen that movie.

它可以是个派，看过《美国派》的人都懂的

H is for "hard-on", which again means boner.

H表示”hard-on“，意思又是石更

I is for "it".

I 表示 "it"

When you don't want to talk about it, but you want to do it, you can say:

当你想干”那个“，又不想直接说”那个“的时候 你就可以说

"Do you want to do it?"

”你想那个么?“

And "it" just means sex.

这里"it"就是指”那个“

"Jizz" we've already been through.

”Jizz“我们上面已经讲过了

"Jerk off" is something you do by yourself when you're very lonely.

”Jerk off“是当你孤独寂寞冷的时候 会自己一个人干的事

K is for "knocked up", it's also a movie.

K表示"knocked up", 又是一部电影的名字 （ 贾德·阿帕图《一夜大肚》 ）

K means you got the girl pregnant or you're pregnant yourself.

K 就是你把姑娘肚子搞大了 或者你自己肚子被搞大了

A "landing strip" is the pubic hair of a girl or boy that means that it's shaved or shorn

”Landing strip“指姑娘或小伙子们刮过、 修过的阴毛

so it's like an airplane, and your dick is landing in the landing strip.

就像飞机一样，你的弟弟就降落在这样的"停鸡场"上 (landing strip本意：长条形、临时用于飞机起落的场地）

M is for "muff" which means the hair is everywhere.

M表示"muff"，意思是毛发侧漏

N is for "nail", but not this kind of nail.

N表示”nail“, 但不是表示”指甲“的nail

N is a verb and it means to have sex.

它在这里是个动词，意思是"上了谁谁谁"

"Old fashioned" is a doughnut, but it also means a hand job,

"Old fashioned"是指甜甜圈，但它也指撸了一发 （准确来说，通常是指被别人撸了一发）

which is the same as jerk off.

和"jerk off"是一个意思

"Pork", "pound", "poke", and "plow" are also verbs and they mean to have sex.

"Pork", "pound", "poke", 和"plow"也是动词 意思：或干，或打桩，或戳，或耕耘

Sex with Ronnie, you getting this?

跟Ronnie学性知识，知道什么意思了吧？

Q is for "quickie" it means do it fast.

Q表示"quickie"，意思是打个快炮

R is for "rack", also known as boobs.

R表示”rack“，也就是胸器(boobs)

S is for "score", hah, you just scored which means you had sex.

S表示"score" "You just scored"意思就是：你刚刚来了一发

"Tap that ass"

"Tap that ass" （”打！屁！股！“）

just means to have sex, doesn't it?

就是做个爱，再明显不过了吧？

"Upskirt" is for U, you, this means that you...

U表示”upskirt“，意思是...

The camera angle is looking up the girl's skirt without her permission.

未经姑娘同意，往上偷拍姑娘的裙底

Ladies, be careful.

姑娘们，要多注意了

V is for "vag. jj", also known as vagina.

V表示 "vag. jj", 也就是阴道（vagina）

W is for "whiskey dick", this means you've drank so much whiskey that you can no longer

W表示"whiskey dick" 意思是你威士忌喝多了，以致于你的小兄弟

get a boner, a chubby, an erection, or a hard-on.

立不起来，挺不住，勃起不足，软塌塌

It can be any kind of alcohol, but "whiskey dick" went with W. "XXX" means X-rated.

其实什么酒都行，不过搭配W的，就是"whiskey dick"了 ”XXX“意思是"成人分级的"（X-rated）

"Wang" means dick, it's also a last name.

"Wang"意思是老二，它也能用来起名

So when someone's name is Wang, like Vera Wang-

所以，有人名字是Wang的话，比如Vera Wang...

[laughs]

哈~哈~哈~

-god, that's funny, your name is Vera Dick.

简直好笑的一比，“你的名字叫 薇薇·老二”

Love it.

比心♥

"Yellow fever", it's kind of racist to me, but it means that a person, usually men who

“Yellow fever”(黄热病), 对我来说，这词有些种族歧视 它的意思是，一个人，通常指男人

really likes Asian girls or a woman who likes Asian boys.

无比迷恋亚洲女性 当然，也可以指女人痴迷于亚洲男性

Apparently Asian people are yellow all of a sudden, so "Asian fever" means you really

很显然，亚洲人突然都变黄色人种了 所以，“Asian fever”意思就是...

like Asian people.

对亚洲人种的迷恋

"Zeppelins".

"Zeppelins"

You guys know Led Zeppelin? It's a band.

你们肯定听过"齐柏林飞船"（Led Zeppelin）吧 是个乐队

"Zeppelins" means the girl has big boobs or a nice rack.

“Zeppelins”意思是姑娘有奇尺大乳，或身怀胸器

We can't forget the number "69".

数字“69”当然不能忘提

You've got homework if you don't know what that is.

不知道的话，就当是家庭作业了

Check it out later.

一会儿去查

Adios.

诸位别过

I've made a mistake with my wonderful rhymes.

刚弄错个东西，我押着美丽的韵说吧

I've told you lies about glory holes and the times.

关于荣耀之洞，我把你们哄了一哄

A "glory hole" is more intense than you'd imagine.

它的含义比你们想的单一多了

A "glory hole" is usually in a bathroom stall where a man would stick his dick

通常，它指的是公共卫生间隔板上的洞

in a hole in the wall.

男的可以扶弟而入

Sometimes there's a mouth at the end of the hole,

洞的另一面，有时是嘴

sometimes there's an anus.

有时是肛

So the next time you're going to the toilet,

所以，下一次上厕所的时候

watch out for the hole.

多多留意那个洞