SEX with Ronnie!

My name is Buffy the Blow Fish.

我叫吹牛巴菲。

I do not appreciate foul language or pictures of rude things at all.

我不喜欢粗口的语言或图片 粗鲁的东西。

Please, if you are easily offended by rude things, do not watch this video.

请，如果您很容易被粗鲁的冒犯 事情，不要看这个视频。

Turn it off now.

现在关闭它。

Now.

现在。

Turn it off.

把它关掉。

Don't look at it.

不要看

You don't want to learn bad words.

你不想学坏话。

I don't want to hear your comments about, "That was rude.

我不想听到您的评论， “太粗鲁了。

I didn't like that when Ronnie said bad words."

当罗尼说了不好的话时，我不喜欢那样。”

Turn it off!

把它关掉！

Hi, there.

嗨，您好。

This is my friend Bobby the Blow Fish.

这是我的朋友鲍比·鲍鱼。

Maybe his name is not Bobby.

也许他的名字不是鲍比。

I don't remember.

我不记得了

What I will tell you, Bobby cannot tolerate obscenities, naughty words, and bad words.

我要告诉你的是，鲍比不能容忍 淫秽，顽皮的话和坏话。

So Bobby, you can just go and fuck off right now.

所以鲍比，现在你可以去他妈的。

Okay, so today we're talking about sex.

好吧，所以今天我们谈论性。

Who likes the sex?

谁喜欢性爱？

In English, we have a lot of different words for "sex".

在英语里，我们有很多不同的表示“性”的词 。

The doctor word, or the word that my mother first taught me is "intercourse".

医学用语，或者说我妈妈 第一次教我词的是“性交”。

If you ever have to go to the doctor -- maybe you are worried that you're pregnant, or you're

如果您不得不去看医生-也许 您担心自己怀孕了，或者

happy that you're pregnant, or you're doing tests -- the doctor or the nurse will say,

为自己怀孕而高兴或正在做测试 --医生或护士会说：

"Now, when was the last time you had intercourse?"

“现在（回答我），你上一次性交是什么时候？”

What they mean is, "When's the last time you fucked?"

他们的意思是，“你最后一次做爱是什么时候？”

They want to know the exact time.

他们想知道确切的时间。

Why do they want to know?

他们为什么想知道？

Do they want to take videos of it?

他们是否要拍摄视频？

That's weird.

那真是怪了。

So we have verbs in English.

所以我们有英语动词。

Don't get me wrong.

不要误会我的意思。

You're learning vocabulary.

您正在学习词汇。

You're also going to learn grammar.

您还将学习语法。

Sex with Ronnie.

与罗尼一起（学习）性。

That's me.

那是我。

This is your lesson.

这是你的课程。

"Fuck", "screw", "ram", "pork", "bang" -- all of these words mean "sex".

“操”，“螺丝”，“公羊”，“猪肉”，“爆炸”-全部 这些词的意思是“性”。

These are verbs.

这些是动词。

You can use them -- the past or the present.

您可以使用它们-过去或现在。

So, "I fucked last night."

所以，“我昨晚操了。”

"I screwed last weekend."

“上周末我搞砸了。”

"I rammed yesterday."

“我昨天猛撞。”

"Pork."

“猪肉。”

I know you think it's a food.

我知道你认为这是一种食物。

Guess what?

你猜怎么了？

It means "sex".

它的意思是“性”。

And "bang", one of my favorites.

还有“ bang”，这是我的最爱之一。

Also, "nail".

另外，“指甲”。

Not this nail, this "nail".

不是这个钉子，而是这个“钉子”。

We also have "stick it in".

我们也有“坚持下去”。

All of these words -- verbs for "sex", "intercourse."

所有这些词-“性”，“性交”的动词。

What I've done -- because I'm really, really nice -- is I've broken it down into three

我所做的-因为我真的，真的 很好-是我将其分解为三个部分吗

different categories: oral sex -- What does "oral" mean?

不同类别：口交-有什么用 “口头”是什么意思？

"Oral" means you use your mouth.

“口”是指您用嘴巴。

Anal sex -- "anal" means you use your anus.

肛交-“肛门”表示您使用肛门。

Now, you're confused.

现在，您很困惑。

"What is an 'anus', Ronnie?"

“什么是'肛门'，罗尼？”

I tried to draw a picture of a bum, an anus.

我试图画肛门，屁股的图片。

It didn't work.

没用

It looks more like a cock.

它看起来更像一只公鸡。

So "anal" is the part of your rear end where your poo comes out.

所以“肛门”是你后端的一部分 你的便便出来了。

So people like to put things in their anus.

所以人们喜欢把东西放在肛门里。

This is called "anal sex".

这被称为“肛交”。

And then, we have -- for all the lonely people -- masturbation.

然后，我们有适合所有孤独的人词 -手淫。

"Masturbation" means you don't have a partner; you're doing it yourself.

“自慰”表示您没有伴侣；你自己做。

Let's go through these first.

让我们先来看看这些。

"Jerk off", "wank", "have a wank", "wanking", "beat off", "jack off" -- I remember a long

“混蛋”，“手淫”，“手淫”，“手淫”， “击败”，“杰克”-我记得很长一段时间

time ago, there was a really kind of terrible pop punk band called Blink 182.

以前，有一个很可怕流行朋克乐队叫“Blink 182”。

And they came up with a really good album title.

他们想出了一张非常好的专辑 标题。

It said, "Take Off Your Pants and Jacket".

它说：“脱下裤子和外套”。

So funny!

真好笑！

But you may be, like, "pick up your pants and jacket" -- that's funny.

但您可能会像“捡起裤子 和外套” –很好笑。

Pants and jacket."

裤子和外套。”

No, no, no.

不不不。

Guess what?

你猜怎么了？

Hello, people.

嘿

This means, "take off your pants and have a wank".

这意味着，“脱下裤子，手淫”。

Now that album's funny.

现在那张专辑很有趣。

"Stroke".

“打飞机”。

"Stroke" is the movement of -- moving.

“打飞机”是运动-运动。

"Rub one out."

“打一炮。”

You'll hear these in movies all the time.

您会一直在电影中听到这些声音。

"I'm going to rub one out."

“我要打一炮。”

"Rub one out?"

“打一炮吗？”

So you think maybe, maybe, maybe they're thinking innocently about a blackboard eraser?

所以你认为也许，也许，也许他们在天真地想关于黑板擦？

They're going to erase something?

他们要擦除一些东西吗？

No, no, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不，不。

They're going to masturbate, okay?

他们要手淫，好吗？

They're going to take their penis, stroke it, rub it -- "rub-a-dub, man!"

他们要拿起他们的阴茎，撸吧-擦吧，老兄！”

For the ladies -- "Ladies masturbate?

对于女士-“女士手淫？

What?"

什么？”

Hell, yeah!

地狱，是的！

We say "flick the bean".

我们说“轻弹豆子（打飞机）”。

We are living in a society where unfortunately, men make up a lot of the slang.

我们生活在一个社会中，很不幸的是男人占了很多俚语。

So I struggled to find words for female masturbation.

所以我努力寻找女性手淫的词汇。

Ladies, I apologize.

女士们，我很抱歉。

If you have a favorite term for masturbation, please let me know.

如果你有关于手淫最合适的词， 请告诉我。

I'm very interested in how you say "masturbation" for women.

我对你怎么说女士“手淫”很感兴趣 。

Leave it in the comment section, please.

请在评论部分留言。

If you're successful in your masturbation, the very, very first step that you need is

如果你手淫成功， 你最需要的第一步

you need to achieve a "hard on", a "boner", or a "stiffy".

您需要实现“强硬”，“坚硬”，或“僵硬”。

This means your cock is hard and ready for action like this guy here.

这意味着你的公鸡很坚硬，准备像 这个的家伙一样运动。

We also have this gentleman over here.

我们这里也有先生。

He has a boner.

他有一个“棒子”。

She is ready for action.

他准备采取行动。

Now what might happen, ladies and gentlemen, is if you jerk off, wank off, beat off, jack

女士们，先生们，现在可能会发生什么 如果你，手淫，撸管，射一发

off, stroke, rub one out, or flick the bean a lot -- but not too much -- some liquid might

，自慰，打一炮，自摸豆豆 等等很多-但不用太多，-一些液体可能

come out.

出来。

This is called "jizz".

这称为“射精”。

Jizz.

射精

"Cum".

“精液”。

"Cum" is probably the most regular or normal word that we use for "cum".

“cum”可能是最常规或最正常的 我们用于“精液”的单词。

So it's hilarious when you see posters on the subway that say, "Come on the TTC."

因此，当你在地铁上看到海报说：“来TTC。”时会非常有趣，

What?

什么？

"When did you come to my house?"

“你什么时候来我家的？”

"When did you come on the train?"

“你什么时候上火车的？”

"I didn't cum on the train."

“我没上火车。”

"Cum" means "jizz".

“cum”的意思是“射精”。

"Splooge", "jism" -- these words mean the liquid, the semen -- doctor word -- for what

“ Splooge”，“ jism”-这些词表示 液体，精液-医学用语-表示那些

comes out of the penis.

从阴茎出来的东西。

The proper word is "semen", which is funny because it's like they're swimming -- never

表示精液正确的词是“semen”，很有趣 因为就像他们在游泳-别介意（这个说法）

mind.

All right.

好吧。

Next, we have the good old anal sex.

接下来，我们有很好的旧肛交。

Good old anal sex.

良好的肛交。

I've told you that anal sex means you put something in your anus.

我告诉过你肛交意味着你放 肛门里有东西

Very important word to learn as well when you're learning words, "anus".

在学习时也非常重要的单词 您正在学习单词“肛门”。

"Ass fuck" is a word that we would use for "anal sex".

“Ass fuck”是我们会用到的一个词“肛交”。

"Rim job" -- now "rim job" is not actually sticking something in your anus.

“Rim job”-现在“rim job”实际上不是在肛门插入一些东西。

"Rim job" is different.

“Rim job”是不同的。

"Rim job" is when you use your tongue, and you lick the anus.

“Rim job”是你用舌头舔肛门。

So you're actually licking someone's butt hole.

所以你实际上是在舔某人的屁股眼。

Apparently, this is wonderful.

显然，这很棒。

If you read magazines, even regular, innocent magazines -- we have a magazine in Toronto

如果您阅读杂志，即使是普通的，合法的 杂志-我们在多伦多有一本杂志

called Now Magazine.

称为《 Now Magazine》。

And in the back, they have pictures of beautiful ladies ready to give you a "massage".

在后面，他们有美丽的照片 女士们准备给您“按摩”。

They will tell you that at their massage parlor, "greek" is okay.

他们会告诉您在按摩室，“Anal sex”是可以的。

That doesn't mean that if you're Greek, you can come here.

这并不意味着如果您是希腊人， 可以来这里。

Anyone can cum there [laughs] if you pay them enough money.

如果您足够的钱，任何人都可以在那里[笑] 。

"Greek" is secret code word slang for "anal sex".

“Greek”是“肛门”的秘密俚语。

So "greek" means "anal sex".

因此，“greek”的意思是“肛交”。

Oh, good old felching.

哦，好刺激的感觉。

What does it mean?

这是什么意思？

This is the noise.

这就是一种噪音。

[Clicks tongue] But what does it mean?

[点击舌头]但这是什么意思？

Felching is a curious thing.

“felching"是件奇怪的事。

It's a verb.

这是一个动词。

Felching means that one person will jizz, jism, cum, or splooge into another person's

Felching意味着一个人会射精，精液会涌入他人的

anus.

肛门。

That's -- yeah, okay.

是的-是的，好的。

That's cool.

这很酷。

That's normal.

那很正常

But what happens with the felching is that another person -- maybe this gentleman here

但是，这种感觉发生的是 另一个人-也许这位先生

or lady -- will then lick the jizz, the cum, or the splooge out of the anus.

或女士-然后舔从肛门流出的精液

So [clicks tongue] this noise is licking of the cum out of the anus.

所以[点击舌头]这种声音正在舔 从肛门流出的精液。

I've heard that in some countries -- Australia -- they use a straw.

我听说过在某些国家/地区-澳大利亚 -他们用吸管

So the next time you go to Burger King or a fast food restaurant, grab a straw.

所以下次您去汉堡王或 一家快餐店，抓一根吸管。

See if people look at you and go, "[gasp] Felcher!

看看别人是否看着你，然后，“ [gasp]

What are you -- are you felching with that straw?"

你要，你要用那个吸管felching吗？”

"No, it's for my cola!"

“不，这是给我的可乐的！”

"Sure it is.

“是的。

Mm-hmm."

嗯...”

Felching.

You need a hard on if you're going to felch after.

如果你想肛交，就需要先勃起。

Going back to the beginning, we have "oral sex".

回到开始，我们有“口交”。

Now, I told you "oral sex", you use your mouth and your tongue or, you know, your cheek -- whatever

现在，我告诉你“口交”，你用嘴巴 和你的舌头，或者你的脸颊-随便

you want.

你要。

We have a lot of words for the male oral sex.

对于男性口交，我们有很多话。

"BJ or blow job".

“ BJ或blow job”。

Who's drawn this?

谁画的？

This is a picture of a blowjob.

这是一张口交的照片。

Now, the very funny thing is that a lot of people's names are -- you guessed it -- BJ.

现在，非常有趣的是，很多人们的名字是-BJ。

And you will see stores that have "BJ's Wholesale" or "BJ's Fine Foods".

您会看到有“ BJ's Wholesale”的商店 或“ BJ's Fine Foods”。

Dying.

快死了

So if I'm innocently walking down the street, and it says, "Welcome to BJ's wholesale" -- [laughs]

所以，如果我无辜地走在街上， 它说：“欢迎来到BJ的批发市场”-[笑]

that means "blow job"!

那意味着“口交”！

That's hilarious.

那真好笑。

"Come on in to BJ's."

“快来BJ吧。”

"Hand job" -- now, "hand job" is not oral sex.

“手交”-现在，“手交”不是口交

Guess what.

你猜怎么了。

It's using your hand.

它在用你的手。

It's similar to a blowjob except there's no mouth involved.

它类似于口交，只是没有嘴巴。

You're just stroking with your hand.

您只是用手抚摸。

This hand job is done by a different person.

这项工作是由其他人完成的。

If you are doing to yourself, you are having a wank.

如果您对自己做的话，是手淫

If someone else is doing -- if someone is nice enough to do it to you, you're actually

如果有人在做-如果有人在做 足以对您做到这一点，您实际上

having a "hand job".

在做“手交”。

All right, and the next one is a "pearl necklace".

好吧，下一条是“珍珠项链”。

Ladies, do you like pearl necklaces?

女士们，您喜欢珍珠项链吗？

Do you think they're beautiful?

你觉得它们很漂亮吗？

Would you be so happy if your husband or you boyfriend or your lover gave you a pearl necklace

如果你的丈夫男朋友或爱人给你一条珍珠项链，你会很高兴吗

for your birthday?

为了你的生日？

Guess what?

你猜怎么了？

What you think about as a pearl necklace and what Ronnie thinks about a pearl necklace

您如何看待珍珠项链和罗尼对珍珠项链的看法

-- you'd be misguided, ladies.

-女士，您会被误导。

A "pearl necklace" is when a man is nice enough to cum on your neck.

一个“珍珠项链”是一个男人射在你的脖子上。

Cum is white, and if he's talented enough, he can put beads of cum along your neck.

精液是白色的，如果他有足够的才华， 他可以在您的脖子上贴满精液。

It -- maybe -- looks like a pearl necklace.

它-也许-看起来像一条珍珠项链。

It is hilarious if I go somewhere, and ladies are shopping for a pearl necklace, so they

真是太好笑了，如果我去某个地方，看到女士们要买一条珍珠项链，然后她们

say, "Would you like to look at my pearl necklaces?

说，“您想看看我的珍珠项链吗？

This one is beautiful.

这个很漂亮。

It's only $500."

才500美元。”

Meanwhile, I'm dying in the corner because they're talking about jizz on your neck!

同时，我死在角落里了，因为 他们在谈论你脖子上的精液！

What's happening?

发生了什么？

My mother loves pearl necklaces.

我妈妈喜欢珍珠项链。

I bought my mother a pearl necklace for her birthday.

我给妈妈买了一条珍珠项链给她 生日。

I bought it at the store.

我在商店买的。

But I'm sure that ladies would love a pearl necklace.

但我敢肯定，女士们会喜欢珍珠的 项链。

Maybe the real kind.

也许是真正的一种。

Maybe not the really kind.

也许不是真的。

Guys love giving ladies a pearl necklace for their birthday.

男人喜欢给女士一条珍珠项链 他们的生日。

Gentlemen, do your wife -- "Do your wife?

先生们，do your wife -- "Do your wife?

What?

什么？

Ronnie!

罗尼！

Do you know that 'doing' your wife means 'having sex' with your wife?"

你知道doing' your wife意味着“和你妻子做爱吗？”

You can "do" something.

您可以“做某事”。

"Do the dog."

“做狗。”

What?

什么？

"Do the dog" is a dance by a band called The Specials.

“ Do the dog”是一支名为The的乐队的舞蹈 特别称呼

If you "do" something, it means you have sex with it.

如果您“做某事”，则意味着你和它发生了性关系

So you "did" the mailman.

因此，您“did”了邮递员。

That's means you had sex with the mailman.

那意味着你和邮递员发生了性关系。

Mailman, you might want to give that lovely lady a pearl necklace in your next delivery.

邮递员，你的下次发货时，你能想给那个可爱的人女士一条珍珠项链。

Next word meaning oral sex is a "hummer".

下一个表示口交的词是“hummer”。

Isn't that funny because "hummer" is the name of a car or a big, huge, massive vehicle that

是不是很有趣，因为“悍马”这个名字 汽车或大型超大型车辆

they use in the army?

他们在军队中使用？

So it's funny when you're walking down the street, and people are like, "Look!

所以当你走在街上时，这很有趣 大街上，人们就像，“看！

It's a Hummer!"

这是悍马！”

"What?

“什么？

Someone's giving someone a blowjob on the street?

有人在街上，给某人口交？

What's happened to this society?"

这个社会怎么了？”

Hummer -- blow job.

悍马-打击 工作。

The reason why it's a "hummer" [hums] is because whoever's giving the hummer, they like to

之所以是“hummer”，是因为不论谁在口交，他们会发出这样的声音

sing.

So you can sing opera if you'd like while giving some oral sex.

这样如果你喜欢的话，你在口交的时候可以唱歌剧了。

"Head", "head".

“头”，“头”。

I think maybe I have said "head" in lessons before.

我想也许我之前在课程中说过“头”。

And I kind of giggle, "[laughs] I said 'head'."

我有点咯咯地笑，“（笑）我说'头'。”

"Why does Ronnie giggle when she says 'head'?

“为什么Ronnie说“头”会咯咯笑？

That's very strange.

真奇怪

Why does Ronnie always say about the 'other head' or 'two heads'?

为什么Ronnie总是说'其他头还是“两个头”？

What's wrong with Ronnie?"

Ronnie怎么了？”

Well, guess what?

好吧，你猜怎么着？

I laugh because "head" means "blow job".

我笑是因为“head”意味着“口交”。

"Head" means oral sex.

“head”是指口交。

So if someone says, "I'd like to give you head."

因此，如果有人说：“我想给你头。”

"What?

“什么？

I have a head already, thank you."

我已经有头了，谢谢。”

You say, "Thank you."

您说：“谢谢。”

"Head" means "blow job".

“head”是指“口交”。

All of these words have not included the female yet.

然而，所有这些话都没有包括女性。

Ladies, gentlemen, this is for you.

女士们，先生们，这是给你的。

When we talk about female oral sex, it has a lot to do with eating.

当我们谈论女性口交时，与饮食有很大关系。

We say "eat out".

我们说“eat out”。

So sometimes when I'm teaching, my textbook says, "Please ask a student when was the last

所以有时候我在教书时 说：“请问一个学生，最后一次吃饭是什么时候”

time you ate out."

I can't do it.

我做不到

I'm like, "Did you go to a restaurant?"

我想，“你去餐馆了吗？”

Because "eat out" or "ate out" in the past tense means "female oral sex".

因为“eat out ”或“ate out”过去时态表示“女性口交”。

Females, we have a vagina -- or also known as a "pussy" or "beaver".

女性，我们有阴道-或也称为作为“猫”或“海狸”。

If you're unsure about the slang body parts in English, please, please, please, www.engvid.com,

如果不确定身体部位用英文怎么说，请登陆网址www.engvid.com，

type in "slang body parts".

输入“ 身材部位的俚语”。

You'll learn all these crazy words like "pussy".

您将学习所有这些疯狂的单词，例如"pussy"。

"Eat out" means "eat pussy" or "lick pussy" or "eat a vagina".

“eat out”是指“舔猫”或“舔阴道”。

You're not actually consuming -- please don't swallow the vagina.

您并不是真的吃肉-请不要吞下阴道。

You would have no vagina left.

您将没有剩余的阴道了。

It means you're licking with your tongue.

这意味着你在用舌头舔。

Okay?

好吗？

Eating -- it's more like a munching, okay?

吃-更像是一种咀嚼，好吗？

So when people say, "I'm going to eat out."

因此，当人们说“I'm going to eat out ”时。

"Why are you telling me that?

“你为什么告诉我呢？

That's disgusting.

真恶心

I don't need to know that at lunchtime, you're going to eat out.

我不需要在午餐时间知道你要去口交

Oh, you mean in a restaurant.

哦，你的意思是在餐厅里。

Yeah!

是的

Good, good, good, good.

好，好，好，好。

Have a good meal, okay?"

吃一顿大餐吧，好吗？

"Eat out" means "female oral sex".

“eat out ”是指“女性口交”。

"Eat pussy" -- same.

“eat pussy”-一样。

"Lick pussy" -- same.

“lich pussy”-一样。

"Muff" -- okay.

“Muff”-好的。

What is a "muff"?

什么是“莫夫”？

You think maybe it's a muffin?

您认为这可能是松饼吗？

What's this?

这是什么？

"Muff" represents -- if they have it -- the women's pubic hair.

“Muff”代表-如果有的话-妇女的阴毛。

So what happens is we have a "muff diver".

所以发生了什么事，当我们在“muff diver”时。

Why are people diving?

人们为什么潜水？

"Diver" represents or means that someone is going down.

“Diver”代表或表示某人在潜水。

They're diving into the muff.

他们正在潜入阴毛中。

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!

百胜，百胜，百胜，百胜，百胜！

So "muff dive" is a verb.

因此，“muff dive”是一个动词。

If you meant to talk about a noun, it would be a "muff diver".

如果你想谈论一个名词，那会成为“muff diver”。

I have seen T-shirts that say, "I'm a muff diver."

我看过T恤上写着：“I'm a muff diver。”

[Laughs] I bet you maybe a couple of you have seen that T-shirt or even bought the T-shirt

[笑]我敢打赌，你们有些人可能看到那件T恤甚至买了这件T恤

and thought, "That's a cool T-shirt.

想到：“那是一件很酷的T恤。

I'm going to wear that."

我要穿那个。”

Guess what?

你猜怎么了？

It means that you have oral sex with females.

这意味着您与女性发生了口交。

Recently in the news, there was a man; he said that he got mouth cancer because he liked

最近的新闻中，有一个人。他说他得了口腔癌是因为他喜欢给女人口交

pussy.

I think he's a liar.

我认为他是个骗子。

The proper word for female oral sex is "cunnilingus, cunnilingus".

女性口交的恰当字词是“舔阴”，舔阴”。

It sounds dirty.

听起来很脏

Ew.

真是的

"Munch the carpet".

“冲地毯”。

Again, we get the analogy of the hair, the furry bits.

再次，我们看到了跟头发的类比，毛茸茸的东西。

"Munch" means "eat".

“Munch”的意思是“吃”。

For some reason, when we talk about oral sex with women, it has a lot to do with eating

由于某些原因，当我们谈论女性口交时，与吃有很大关系

or licking.

或舔

Maybe because men are always hungry.

也许是因为男人总是饿。

I don't know.

我不知道。

"I'm hungry."

“我饿了。”

"Well here, just munch my carpet, buddy.

“好吧，哥们，快“嚼我的地毯”（给我口交）。

It'll be nice."

很好。”

Okay?

好的？

One thing that we have to be very, very careful about is that you use proper grammar.

我们必须非常非常小心的一件事 是你使用了正确的语法。

After all, I am a grammar teacher.

毕竟，我是语法老师。

So what I'm going to do is I'm going to teach you the very important noun, verb, and adjectives

所以我要做的就是教你关于这些词的非常重要的名词，动词和形容词

of these words.

It's all fun and games to talk about blowjobs and rim jobs and felching, but the grammar

谈论口交的词语非常有趣，但语法

is important as well.

也很重要

I would not like you to use these in a wrong sentence or use them wrongly in a sentence.

我不希望您错误地使用这些 句子或在句子中错误地使用它们。

I can't even talk anymore.

我甚至不能说话了。

Do you have a boner?

你有阴茎吗？

So the second part of the lesson is called "Sexy Grammar".

因此，本课的第二部分称为 “性感的语法”。

As I told you before, "fuck", "screw", "ram", "bang", "nail" -- is a verb.

正如我之前告诉您的，“fuck”，“screw”，“ram”，“ bang”，“ nail”-是动词。

So as an example, "I fucked Jennifer."

例如，“我操了Jennifer。”

This, "fuck", is a verb.

这是“ fuck”，是一个动词。

So you're going to have your subject and then the verb and then the person that you fucked.

因此，你要有主语，然后动词，然后是你草的那个人。

"James nailed me."

“James 草了我。”

Again, "nailed" and "fucked" -- past tense -- is a verb.

再次，“nailed”和“fucked”-过去时-是动词。

"Give me a blow job."

“给我口交一下。”

Men would only say this.

男人只会这么说。

Women, we'd say, "Eat me out."

女人们，我们会说：“把我吃掉”。

"Blowjob" is a noun.

“blow job”是一个名词。

So you're going to use the verb "give me".

因此，您将使用动词“give me”。

Gentlemen, it's a good idea to say "please" and smile, okay?

先生们，说这话的时候最是用“请”并注意微笑，好吗？

Ladies, if you want to tell your man or your woman what to do, you can say, as a command,

女士们，如果您想告诉你的男人或你的 女人做什么，你可以作为命令说，

"Eat me out.

“给我口交。

Eat me out."

给我口交。”

This is a command.

这是一个命令。

In English grammar, we call it an imperative command or imperative sentence.

在英语语法中，我们称它为命令或命令式句子。

These are things like, "Stop!"

这些就是“停止！”

Or "Wait!" Usually very short words.

或“等等！”

通常很短的单词。

"Eat me out" is a command.

“吃我吧”是一个命令。

This one, you might use if your friend has gotten out of jail recently or if your friend

如果你的朋友最近出狱或你的朋友

and his boyfriend or girlfriend might have been doing something strange in their bedroom

和他的男朋友或女友在他们的卧室里做一些奇怪的事情

last night, and you say, "Did you get fucked in the ass?"

昨晚，你说：“你被肛交了吗？”

Practice.

实践。

"Did you get fucked in the ass?"

“你的屁股被草了吗？”

Your friend might not tell you.

你的朋友可能不会告诉你。

You might smell something, though.

不过，您可能会闻到一些东西。

Gentlemen, when you feel something in your pants moving around that's not a trouser snake,

先生们，当你在自己的裤子里感觉到某些东西四处走动，那不是一条蛇，

you can say, "I've got a boner."

你可以说：“我勃起了。”

"Boner" is a noun."

“ Boner”是一个名词。

So you could say, "I I've got a boner" or "I have a boner."

所以你可以说，“I've got a boner”或 “I have a boner。”

Or maybe you want to use the future tense.

或者，也许你想使用将来时。

"I'm going to get a boner" or "I will get a boner."

“I'm going to get a boner”或“I will get a boner。”

You can use past, present, or future with the word "boner" as well.

您可以将过去，现在或将来用于 单词“ boner”。

These two sentences, I've put into the past continuous.

这两个句子，我已经写的是过去进行时。

Usually, we use past continuous when you're telling stories.

通常，我们讲故事时，用过去进行时。

"He was jerking off."

“他在打飞机。”

"He was wanking."

“他在手淫。”

Funnily enough, I have a story about this.

有趣的是，我有一个故事。

About three weeks ago, Ronnie was innocently walking down the street in Jamaica, man.

大约三周前，Ronnie天真的在牙买加街上走着。

Hello.

你好。

And I happened to look over and see the beautiful ocean view of Montego Bay.

我碰巧看了看美丽蒙特哥湾的海景。

As my eyes scanned the beautiful view, I also saw a man in a group of trees.

当我的眼睛扫视美丽的景色时，我也 在一群树木中看到一个人。

And I thought, "That man is standing up.

我想：“那个男人站起来了。

That man -- that guy's having a wank!

那个男人-这个家伙手淫！

What?

什么？

Hey!

嘿!

Hey!

嘿!

Look!

看！

Dude, this guy is having a wank!

杜德，这个家伙在手淫！

This guy is having a fucking wank in there!

这个家伙在那里他妈的手淫！

This guy, "Welcome to Jamaica, man."

这个家伙，“欢迎来到牙买加，男人。”

Oh, sorry, like, longer like this, yes, true.

哦，对不起，像这样，是的，真的。

"Welcome to Jamaica."

“欢迎来到牙买加。”

He didn't say this, but he was so happy, and he was waving, "Hi!"

他没有这么说，但他很高兴，并且 他在挥手，“嗨！”

Turns out this man's name is Victor.

原来这个人的名字叫维克多。

So Victor from Montego Bay, thank you for letting everyone see you wank.

所以蒙特哥湾的维克多，谢谢你让所有人看到你手淫。

Now, I have a story to tell everyone.

现在，我有一个故事要告诉大家。

I was walking down the street, and Victor was wanking.

我在街上走，维克多手淫。

Victor, you've got mental problems.

维克多，你精神上有问题。

But hey, enjoy your life.

但是，祝您生活愉快。

Not everyone wants to watch you wank, but you can do what you do.

不是每个人都想看着你打飞机，但你可以做你想要做的。

If you have questions about the grammar of these or the vocabulary of this, or if you

如果你对...的语法有疑问，这些词汇，或者如果你

need extra vocabulary, please write me a comment.

需要额外的词汇，请给我写评论。

I will get back to you.

我会尽快回复您。

Bring it on back.

带回来。

Bye-bye.

再见。