Slang Lesson! 🙃

Instead of saying "I'm not lying", say "No cap".

Instead of saying "That is so funny," say "I'm dead."

Instead of saying "That's excellent" or "high quality", say "That's dank." 

Instead of saying "I'm jealous", say "I'm salty." 

Instead of saying "I find him  attractive", say "He's a snack." 

Instead of saying "You're really getting  on my nerves", say "Take several seats." 

Instead of saying "I can't stop thinking about  you", say "You're living rent-free in my head." 

Instead of writing "It's so small  and cute", write "It's small."