100 English Questions with EOIN | A FUNNY English Interview

Hello.

I'm going to ask you 100 questions.

Some questions might be rude, some might be strange. It's all for fun.

Please answer the quesitons however you want.

Here we go.

What's your name?

Eoin.

Where are you from?

Ireland.

Where were you born?

I was born in Dublin City.

Where did you grow up?

In a town called Castleknock.

What's your nationality?

Irish plus Australian.

When did you emigrate to Australia?

When I was age 22.

Do you have a dual citizenship?

Correct, yes.

Have you lived in any other countries?

I lived for one year in New Zealand and right now I'm living in South Korea.

How old are you?

I'm 36.

Are you married?

No.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Not that I know of.

How long have you been single?

It feels like an eternity.

What do you do?

I'm an actor and a model.

Are you famous?

I don't think so.

Are you a good actor?

I don't think so.

Are you handsome?

I think I'm OK.

What was your major in university?

Visual communications, which just means graphic design.

What unviversity did you study at?

The Dublin Institute of Technology.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

It depends if it's food related, yes.

Are you a playboy?

A gentleman never kisses and tells.

What kind of girls do you like?

I mostly like girls that like me.

What do you think of men who wear makeup?

I don't really think about men.

Have you ever worn makeup in public?

On a film set, yes.

When was the last time you cried?

Maybe this morning.

How many languages do you speak?

One.

Do you teach English?

I did in the past.

What do you do for fun?

Too many things.

The list is too long.

What's something you hate doing?

Learning.

Do you like to listen to music?

Yes, I love music.

What kind of music do you listen to?

In the gym, I like death metal.

And outside of the gym, I listen to hip hop.

Who's your favorite singer?

I think maybe David Bowie.

Can you sing well?

Yes.

Do you play any musical instruments?

I do.

Are you in a band?

I am.

What's the name of your band?

The band is called the midnight Phil Owen collars.

Where can we hear your music?

The midnight Phil owencolors.bandcamp.com

How often do you work out?

Most days.

Why do you exercise so much?

Well, if you don't exercise, you might die.

What's your favorite exercise?

Probably shoulder press.

What's your least favorite exercise?

Anything to do with abs.

How much can you bench press?

120 kilograms.

How much can you squat?

160 kilograms.

How much can you deadlift?

I don't really do that.

Can you show us your muscles?

You can see those on Instagram.

Can you beat me at an arm wrestle?

I can't see your arm.

What is your best feature?

I think my ears.

How would you describe your personality?

Dry but wet.

How would your ex-girlfriend describe you?

Charming, lovely, and marriage material.

What is your proudest accomplishment?

I think I'm still waiting on that one.

Do you like to play mobile games?

Not really.

Do you like to use social media?

Yes.

What's your Instagram username?

eoinstan

How often do you take a selfie?

Probably too often.

Do you like cats or dogs?

I love cats and I love dogs.

Do you have a cat?

Yes.

What's your cat's name?

Cookie.

What kind of cat is he?

He's a munchkin cat.

What is a munchkin cat?

Well, it's like a normal cat, but his legs are half the size.

Are you book-smart or street-smart?

I think both.

How often do you drink alcohol?

Maybe once a week.

What time do you usually wake up?

Kind of 5:00 a.m., but then I go back to sleep.

What time do you usually go to bed?

Midnight.

Have you ever been in a fist fight?

On camera, yes.

Did you win the fist fight on camera?

Of course.

What was your first job?

I was a paperboy.

Who do you admire the most?

Elon Musk.

Are you addicted to anything?

Chocolate.

What are you doing now?

Looking into this beautiful camera.

What are you going to do tonight?

I'll probably work out.

What did you do last night?

Last night was crazy man.

I can't talk about it.

What are you going to do tomorrow?

Probably work out.

How many siblings do you have?

Two.

How often do you call your mom?

I usually just message her.

Do you have a good sense of humor?

I hope so.

What countries have you traveled to?

Over 30 different countries.

What's your favorite country?

South Korea.

Where did you go on your last vacation?

Tokyo.

Are you a foodie?

Yes.

How often do you eat fast food?

Probably once every week.

What's your favorite food?

Pizza.

What food do you cook well?

Spaghetti bolognese.

Do you have any other hobbies?

Yeah, I like to play my Playstation.

How do you relieve your stress?

I eat junk food.

Do you have any tattoos?

No.

Are you better than me?

Yes.

Are you a sensitive guy or a macho guy?

Sensitive during the daytime and macho at nighttime.

Do you have any phobias?

I'm afraid of aliens.

How many ex-girlfriends do you have?

More than zero and less than 12,000.

What is the best Irish beer?

Guinness.

How often do you check your phone?

Every 10 minutes.

Who knows you best?

My cat.

What makes a happy marriage?

Me.

What makes you angry?

You.

Can you dance?

No.

How often do you go to the club?

Maybe 4 times a year.

Can we be friends?

No.

Are you happy?

Yes.

Is life beautiful?

Life is sexy.

What makes you awesome?

My height.

What's the best way to study English?

To get married to a foreigner.

Thank you for your answers.

Sure thing, thanks for having me.