Phrasal Verbs of SEX

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Hi, guys.
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I'm Ronnie.
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I'm going to teach you some dreaded phrasal verbs.
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Hmm...
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I know that learning English is difficult, and phrasal verbs are very difficult because
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they just don't make sense.
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Okay?
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So, when you look at a verb in English, you have, like, for example: "calm" or "jack"
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or "beat", and then there's a pronoun with it, it gets very confusing.
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So, just a little warning, here, people, if you are not mature enough to watch this
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-no matter your age-I suggest you turn it off or don't share it.
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Yeah?
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How about that as an idea?
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If you're offended by phrasal verbs of a sexual nature, don't share the video.
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Mm-hmm.
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Turn it off, watch another video.
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Watch a different channel.
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Do what you do.
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So, I'm going to teach you phrasal verbs Ronnie style because they're about sex - oh yeah.
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So, sexual phrasal verbs.
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This is what makes me laugh all the time.
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Every day at my work and in my house...
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Not my house.
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In my apartment I have an elevator and there is a voice in the elevator and the elevator says:
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"Going down", hee-hee-hee, I every day giggle, and I say: "I wish", and other people look at me and go:
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"Why is this crazy lady laughing at the elevator because it says 'Going down'?"
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What these people don't realize, because maybe they don't have a hilarious sense of humour
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or they don't know the phrasal verb to go down on someone - "going down" means to have
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oral sex with someone, so when the elevator opens up and a person's voice goes:
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"Going down", I'm like: "Okay, in the elevator? Cool."
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So, first of all, phrasal verbs are always a verb and a preposition.
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So, prepositions are things like: "over", "in", "on", "out", "down", "up", "out".
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So, these prepositions with the verb together will have a completely different meaning than
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if you just have one verb.
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So, for example, the verb "eat" we know, but when I put it with "eat out", you guys think:
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"Oh, hey, yeah, guess what?
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I went to a restaurant last night and I ate out", and I die, I just laugh because, ladies
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and gentlemen, if you "eat out" or "eat someone out" it means you have, or are having, or
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had oral sex again.
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So: "go down" and "eat out" both mean you're having oral sex.
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So, this is why I laugh all the time.
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People think I'm in a good mood.
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I just think people say things that are funny.
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So, I'm going to teach you some sexual phrasal verbs.
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First one: "bend over".
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It actually sounds like a person's name in English.
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Does anybody know anybody named: "Ben Dover"?
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If anyone's a fan of The Simpsons, Bart Simpson will call a bar and say:
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"Uh, is Ben Dover there, please? Can somebody Ben Dover?
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Can somebody get my Ben Dover?"
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"Bend over" basically means that you put your body like this and you stick your bum in the
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air, and you're having sex like that.
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Good job, I think you can imagine what happens next if you bend over.
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If your name is Ben Dover, your parents are funny and probably you might want to change
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your name.
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Maybe Benny Dover?
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Nah, good luck with that.
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Benjamin Dover?
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Better.
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We also have: "cum on".
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This means you blow your load or you get sperm on someone, someone's part of their body,
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maybe their face (which is bukake) or you can cum on the wall, which might be embarrassing,
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you can cum wherever you're having fun with your little wiener, there.
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You cum on something or someone, it means you get sperm somewhere.
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Same with the word "jizz on" and "spooge on".
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So, cum on, jizz on, and spooge on means ejaculation time.
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So, "ejaculate on someone" means you get sperm on someone or something - done.
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But some of you guys might have a different technique where you "cum in" something, like a sock.
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I've seen it in a movie.
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Some guys like to masturbate into a sock, so you would say: "I came", which is the past
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tense or "cum in a sock".
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So, "c um", the past tense is "came". See?
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It's verbs, it's real life, it's past tense.
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As I said before, when people tell me that they are going to eat out tonight, I think
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that's a lot of information that I don't need to know.
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They mean they're going to a restaurant, but in my brain and I'm sure a lot of other people's
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brains, "eat out" means oral sex.
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So does "go down", going down.
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We can also say "on someone".
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So you can say: "I was going down on my girlfriend",
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"I was going down on my boyfriend", that means
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that you're having oral sex.
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"Eat out" is only if you're having oral sex, performing oral sex on a woman, but "go down"
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is for men and women interchangeably.
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A little debate about this: "feel up".
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So, if you're feeling somebody up, usually a guy feels up a girl, you squeeze some body parts.
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Right?
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So, guys would say: "I felt her up", past tense.
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"Felt her".
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We usually use it for girls, but hey, if you want to feel up a guy, that's fine, that's your business.
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Another one that is probably really important if you don't want to get your girlfriend or
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your wife pregnant is you "pull out".
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So, "pull out" means you don't ejaculate inside of someone.
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And this is a very good method of birth control if you don't want to get the girl pregnant.
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So if you pull out, it means you don't ejaculate inside.
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Sometimes this will be in a movie, like: "The guy pulled out so fast", but he's talking
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about, like, driving a car, but in Ronnie's mind that's still a joke because he pulled
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out too fast.
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I was like: "Oh, funny!"
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Oh yes, movies are funny when they're not supposed to be.
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But actually they use a lot of these in movies, that's why when you watch a movie and when
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a native speaker watches a movie, I'm laughing and you're not because you don't get the sexual phrasal verb.
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Now you do.
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Just let me write "ejaculate" again.
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So you don't ejaculate inside someone.
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The next one is to "suck someone off".
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Now, one thing about phrasal verbs, sexual phrasal verbs or other phrasal verbs is that
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sometimes they can be separated.
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So some of them we can put the subject between the verb and the preposition.
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So, you can "suck someone off", this means you give someone a "blow job" which is oral
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sex; and also we have "jack someone off", which means a "hand job", which means you
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pleasure someone with your hands.
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No demonstrations, please, Ronnie, we're trying to enjoy the video.
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So, I remember a long time ago some pop band, I think it was Blink 182 had an album that said:
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"Take off your pants and jack it".
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Hilarious, because you think: "That's nice, your pants and your jacket."
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But then you go: "Oh my god, that's hilarious because they mean take off your pants and
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masturbate, because "jack it" means masturbate.
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It's the same as "jack off", "beat off", "whack off", or "stroke it".
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So, all of these ones means masturbate for men.
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Ladies, we don't get any of these.
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We have "flick the bean", not a phrasal verb.
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Sorry, I'll cover that in a next lesson.
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And we also have one that is like a song: "Get it on."
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So many songs. "Bang a gong, get it on."
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We'll get that up on the website for you, but: "Get it on" basically means have sex.
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In so many songs, especially from the 60s or the 70s there's a lot of censorship and
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people couldn't say: "I want to have sex with you tonight", so they say stuff like:
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"Let's get it on, baby", and you're like: "Get what on?
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What am I on?
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Who's, who's...?
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Who's it?"
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Guess what?
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"Get it on" just means have sex.
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So, phrasal verbs are difficult, but they can be fun and they can be funny, and learning
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them will help you laugh at movies.
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And it'll help you understand why someone says: "Hey, come on. Stop doing that."
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I just crack up.
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Going down?
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